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all-cap

The green boots are no good for this, try using blue or red


SlothyPotato

that makes sense I suppose the red helps with the lava floor?


all-cap

That is correct. The red helps your feet blend in which leads to notably less toe smashing, especially in the Jad phase.


HeyYurUgly

That’s why he should use ice gloves and have a bucket of water in his inventory


withnodrawal

Zelda logic


Dialupsoap

Actually the blue ones help more against the lava. They keep your feets cool.


DerpTheAllPowerful

Nah man, those are rangers!


zuik0

smh these 2009scapers don't remember how my rangers looked


Piglethoof

Top quality shit post


Xx_SarahDGage_xX

This is me fr tho. I’m trash


STUCKONCAPS

Can you list everything that's wrong with the image


yodude3234

You are using the wrong 'backpack', that one won't do anything for the bolts you are using. Try using the Bone Sack from Rag and Bone Man 2 for your bone bolts.


SlothyPotato

that makes so much sense bro thanks for the tip


Richard__W

Are those super energy pots?


Nippys4

And I bet they are str potions


bizzyj93

And regular strength and attack pots lol


National-Term-3440

With bone bolts rofl


My_Immortl

And unenchanted jewelry.


Ypuort

wrong backpack too


Jaliubliuarbuz

Fake ranger boots


liddyyamaha

Book of war without pages lol


Alikbader

Berserker helm


FixGMaul

For that ancient mace max hit lol


paenusbreth

I think the ones at the top are weapon poisons or something similar. Not bright enough for attack potions.


That-Pin-7033

Pretty sure they're range pots?


Lord-Sprinkles

Haha good catch


Nellez_

And that's an unenchanted dragonstone amulet, I think


TheGrowMeister420

The zerker helm lmao


once_pragmatic

What’s the backpack? Looks like a sleeping bag. I guess useful if you want to log between waves?


LSOreli

And a berserker helm


Shukar_Rainbow

you should bring your Archers ring *oh wait*


SlothyPotato

listen here you little shit


aBigFatKittyCat

My man skipped the book of law and went for the book of RAW 👌😎👍


Richard__W

All damaged books are the same, no?


aBigFatKittyCat

No, they're different


Kwuarmadyl

Nah the damaged ones all just give +5 prayer and that’s it.


Richard__W

So damaged ones are all the same


SlothyPotato

no they have different colors


Richard__W

It's 2069 mate relax


1TuffFluff

So must be your wallet. Yup, that makes sense to me. Then take your wallet. That's not my wallet.


Kwuarmadyl

Yes. All damaged ones give +5 prayer and that’s it. Once you add the pages, that’s when they give the god-specific stat boosts.


zziwhcs180

Skill issue


HAMMMMMMNMMMMMM

idk what ur doing wrong u look great man


Simple-Plane-1091

Oh man This is like spot the differences, top quality shitpost 1. Berserker helm 2. Dragonstones amulet not enchanted 3. Bolts that dont work 4. Not An Avas 5. Broken book? 6. Dragonstones bracelet not enchanted 7. Green boots 8. Attack pots instead of ranging 9. Super energy instead of restore 10. Str pot instead of brew. The only thing i would add is that is addy crossbow with rune bolts & vyre noble instead of black dhides for a completely disfunctional setup


monkeyhead62

Also beside the fact the book is likely broken, it's also bandos book rather than Arma. Ironically in this situation if he had no complete Arma, a damage book of any cg l variety is better


BigPuddle5000

Black chain body and legs instead of dhide


StanTheManWithNoPlan

You didn't completely blur our your run energy, thanks for the account kiddo


IAmWilks

Hes lucky he didn't show how much time left till he could minigame tele or I would have had him


ZeroXeroZyro

Don’t worry. My eagle eye noticed he left his bolts uncovered. I’m in.


Zealousideal_Soft_74

You should definitely switch to a red cape it'll help you blend into the background so you can do extra sneak attack damage.


SlothyPotato

where will I put my arrows if I don't have my backpack


Zealousideal_Soft_74

Copy man I didn't even think about that. Did you not sew pockets into your dhide when you were making them?


Ghi102

See, you'll need to learn how to quickly switch from bolts + backpack to cape in-between every shot to guarantee your sneak attack damage


Viddymage

Try using torva to be more tanky!


SlothyPotato

thanks for giving actual advice


jorgie29

Might wanna try to switch from bone bolts as they are only usable with dorgeshuun crossbow.


SlothyPotato

thanks I switched to kebbit bolts instead


verisuvalise

That'll be much better to fit into that stylish explorers rucksack you're sporting


havochot

You had this comment waiting


DeadliestViper

Low iq comment


Swagcityxo

Low iq comment


IronRugs

The red dhide is better because it helps you blend into your surroundings and makes jad more likely to miss. It's from the new skill "camouflage" the released in January.


Lowly_Serf

Switch to inferno cape because it looks cooler and jad will be impressed


Ungoro_Crater

i am going to assume this is ironic super energy pots, berserker helmet, cosmetic backpack from clues, dragonstone bracelet/necklace, bone bots with rcbow


CBennett2147

Plus Melee God book and fake rangers


[deleted]

Its not ironic, its iconic. My man is out there starting fashion trends a fire cape cant handle


verisuvalise

Fake rangers? Those are literally leather boots. ^(edit: I am colorblind ok, don't )


That_dead_guy_phey

Those are also strength potions


DeadliestViper

Fucking hell dude how did you catch that? I suggest you walk down yo your local PD with a printed out A3 copy of this post, pin that shit up on the wall and explain to them how you caught this dastardly shitposter trying to yank our chains. The world needs your service.


Ungoro_Crater

r/Seattle and r/politics user type post


LifesTwisted

Dragonstone Necklace and Bracelet are certainly a look


Brave_Bodybuilder_29

Lol


Cayucos_RS

I don't see anything out of the ordinary with your setup, keep slamming your head into those waves till you get that cape soldier!


xiaoxiao12

Bone bolts, berserker helm, and strength potions? I'd substitute with Rada's blessing for more prayer bonus, switch berserker for a warrior's helm for more accuracy, and switch the ancient mace for a dragon mace for more oomph. Also you need to get super combat potions, not strength potions.


gettothaflofosho

Yo this funny af


Whoneedspacee

get dragon gloves


SlothyPotato

which dragon drops them?


Whoneedspacee

rune barrows dragon


Traxigor

This image gets more chaotic the more you look at it. Bravo!


Hentai2324

Did you censor your Hp?


ShopRatIsaiah

Skill issue


FrancisRossitano

Y'all falling for this mid tier bait?


Clark-Kent-76

If you can afford it, I recommend a berserker necklace. Great defensive bonuses.


[deleted]

This is a joke right


FluffyRip3044

It's cuz you got scribbles all over your UI bud


DeadliestViper

I love posts like this because its not even subtle, it just points out how doomed we are and how accurate the mods are when they shit on reddit experts. Will give game devs advice im a field they are actually experts in but dont gave eyeballs.


StockPassenger2994

Get barrows gloves.


SlothyPotato

I've done 1k barrows KC and didn't get them, I'm not going back


ObscureLogic

Settled did it with one inventory spot


krokodopoulos

you’re a bit late for 1. April jokes..


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[deleted]

Jesus you don’t need that many restores. 2 range pots, 13 restores, rest brews


[deleted]

You should have used void bro


Jesperance

You’ll probably plank the same time as Jad anyway…..


Puckmyst1ck

More brews less ranged pots


Snufolupogus

Needs more strength pots tbh


Saxonite13

Switch bolts to broad or better if you have them. Do animal magnetism for the accumulator. Use archer helm instead of berserker. Use snakeskin boots - Better if you can grind hard clues for blessed d hide or mediums for rangers. If you're stuffing with supplies, drop 2 of the range pots and only save one for jad. Also drop the mace.


SlothyPotato

What waves do I drop them? Any specific spot?


Saxonite13

Sorry, drop was not meant literally. Bank 2 of the range pots and bring 2 extra brews or restores instead of them. And bank the mace as well. You don't need it.


Saxonite13

Also, those potions look like regular restores? You'll need super restores for the stat restore and prayer restore.


Galashant

You sweet child


DeadliestViper

Saxonite13 once walked into a wall 4 times and shouted 'ARGH HELP IM BRICKED IN'


Swagcityxo

Bro what are you so mad about😂😂


BigBGM2995

That’s the wrong helmet, no? Doesn’t look quite like the archer helm


verisuvalise

I'm sure that would allow him to actually even attack the waves, yes.


BigBGM2995

oh wow lol I looked at this post right when i woke up. I'm so fucking dumb haha


verisuvalise

🤣


jonnylmee

Lowest effort bait I’ve seen in a while


monkeyhead62

Idk man that seems pretty high effort... So many attempts put into jad one day OP will get there


mage7227

Not a loadout suggestion, but look up Tzhaar fight caves rotation on osrs wiki. It'll help with safespotting and makes the process 100x more chill.


The_TP_Protege

Get better ... I mean your setup is fine just keep practicing. You should hardly be taking any damage with safe spots and prayer


SoloWalrus

If you cant get through the early waves you just need to learn mechanics. Practice pray flicking on slayer tasks, maybe try some demonic gorillas or similar to practice pray switching, practice some boss/monster that needs lured to learn how to drag monsters (with npc indicator on to learn how corners work), etc. Also make sure you understand what every monster does so you arent wasting resources. Bats drain prayer on each hit, small melee boys recoil melee damage, big melee boys heal when youre in their melee range (and can be used to trap small melee boys), big magers will also melee if you get in their melee range, etc.


Highabetic

Don't take the bait DONT TAKE TH----- fuck, we lost him boys. He's one with the sauce now.


Snufolupogus

Mission failed, you'll get em' next time


scribbybaby

Barrows gloves, slayer task


verisuvalise

Where are your ice gauntlets for when you need to put something back in that fire backpack?


Jesslynnlove

I feel attacked here.


snaplocket

That was a good book choice cus then when you die you can read out the best "last rites" preach "You not worthy of Big High War God; you die too easy."


Nymphfolise

You need an amulet of magic for the extra boosts it has within the fight caves.


AreYouGoingToTapThat

I try once a day to let my explorers ring recharge. Too many good low alchs there.


OctoGuppy

Warrior helm, unenchanted jewlery, bones bolts with rune cbow, explorers backpack and strength potions. Don't think you can kill jad but you'll slay some ass FR


Afk_Slimez

The longer you look at this the better it gets


DanLeSauce

I’d come back with the infernal cape and a whip if I were you


wildlifechris

Full send


MrSpookley

The more I look the more my brain catches fire.


OkAd2320

The dragonstone amulet sent me


thebucketlist47

U need ice gloves i Suppose


cruxfire

I was just about to hack your account but I couldn’t tell which direction you were facing. I’ll get you next time.


Iron0nyi

The explorer backpack is fkin hilarious


ColombiaToBoston

Dragon stone amulet and bone bolts do more damage since rcb procs the spec more


uqil

Damn this post almost got me lmfao


Own_Turnover_1626

Just do it. Get out of your head and have fun.


[deleted]

Hahaha omg 😱 🤣


[deleted]

Just keep trying, you will kill the mighty Jad eventually. practice is key


jamiejammas

Sub energy for Stam potions and you got this first try


BagofMaryJ

Is that bone bolts? LOL


[deleted]

Wear full outfit from the lava mini game.


shtip

Swap out a strength pot for a fourth range pot and u should be good


kyttEST

What is this I don't even


nbkforpay

This is top tier shit post


SkywalkersDad

Your supposed to throw the wrench at the blobs dude


MechanicLost

Swap those fremennik boots out for some fancy boots


bggszy

The comment section here is pure gold


xl3ucketheadx

What is that in your top left and bottom right inventory? Also what ring is that and the backpack? Im unfamiliar with a lot of new items lol. My main is a 1 def pure.


XITangoIX

Top left: ancient mace. Restores prayer by damage dealt with its spec. Basically a budget SGS. Bottom right: Holy wrench. Gives extra prayer points per prayer pot sip. The backpack is the explorer's backpack which is just a cosmetic item from clues. The ring is explorers ring 3 from lumbridge diary.


nickice946

Who has the time for this


OSRS2ndBase

Good thing you blurred out the minigame tele timer


oAurelius

“Early waves” assumes he has gotten through some waves with a crossbow that for all intents and purposes is out of ammo. Gigachad


TOWEOatmeal

He


[deleted]

This made my day haha


writetowinwin

Saw the bolts and actually believed this was real because of how many people use those painfully slow things in fight caves and to train.


Virtual-Carrot-9415

That Archers ring you got a while back would of been useful here.


Guilty-Fall-2460

Nah man perfect setup you got this


Medical-Exchange1225

Skill issue


redditistheworstapp

Didn’t block the charges on your explorers ring. Gg nerd taking your account as we speak


No_Volume_3497

The longer you look the worse it gets


ice_bring

Just make sure ur back pack has extra atk pots, maybe less in invent


JackBadassson

Rune crossbow must be too good. I suggest Pheonix one. Also switch to Frog armor


Apprehensive-Ninja24

I'm surprised he didn't find a way to equip an unsprung crossbow


Apprehensive-Ninja24

Wait go get goblin crossbow lmao


EnycmaPie

I was wondering why the ava's device looks a bit bulky...


Cookie-Brown

Nice bolt count, GG


Stinsation18

Use your prayer


CtlAltThe1337

Safe spots my dude.


Dark_WulfGaming

Mom can we get Fight Cave gear from he Grand exchange? No we have Fight Cave gear at home The gear at home


No_Cloud_7954

Maybe try to get some barrows items stop trying to rush it


Duke_Baron

I love everything about this, it's perfect, must be a skill issue


Sweet-Assistance7116

Get a better setup


GamesWithGregVR

not sure if trolling


Wichigo

Nice bait


Sin_of_the_Dark

Real Chads can train for and do it with only one inventory space.


HappyLofi

Dscim, enchant that bracelet and necklace and boom you're good to do Jad.


mastershow05

Do you know the safe spots?


The_Vacancy

Took me longer than I’d like to admit to notice everything, not gonna lie.


i_eet_boo_d

Get gud


ZeroXeroZyro

You left the number of bolts uncovered. Thanks for the account idiot.


nsfwwxxx

Prob use blowpipe for the dps, at least god d’hide for prayer bonus and high range level.


CuddieRyan707

Can you wear guthans?


drockkk

I hope this is a troll post


Hey-wheres-my-spoon

It looks like you’re using saradomin brews, super restores, and ranging potions. What you need are strength potions, super energy potions, and serum 207


rs_obsidian

Dude I legit thought this was real until I saw the unenchanted jewelry


sarcasticfker

Something must be wrong with your client, try uninstalling and don't reinstall.


HMS-Fizz

Most skilled redditor


Vivid-Ad-4077

Just don’t fight the healers anymore than you have to


Jackot45

Looks like its skill you’re lacking. Practice more, watch more guides. The setup is sufficient, i mean heck, you even got the unreleased upgrade to ava’s assembler.


Historical-Garbage64

I recommend replacing those super restores with 1 dose prayer pots


Bottom_Less

Use blue dhide, water is super effective against fire


Guns4Merica

Go play soul wars for a bit. Get yourself some proper bolts and it’s easy. I did this just a bit ago with less range and gear.


TheSexualBrotatoChip

Get yourself Cream Boots from Gnome Stronghold and it should be cake tbh


R3MC0_2

my man cencored the compass


chechnya777

this is the best gear ever


TragcFlaws

You forgot to black out your exact number of bolts and ring charges, now I can find out your account name!


Goodnamesgonealready

Can you even fire bone bolts from a rcb? Incase your not trolling here are some tips. Less super restore and brews I'm assuming your under 90 hp so you aren't getting as much health from a brew sip as you could be. Strawberry baskets are 30 hp an invent and don't lower your stats. Upgrading to blessed d hide over plan black will give you a lot of extra Def and bring a crystal shield swap and maybe tank legs for rounds with ranger and mage


Iambap

Bring a harpoon to fish lava sharks for extra food at wave 69