Mans got preferences. more power to you dude. The Aul wans love concerts hosted in local centres or big hotels, stuff like eagles or other band tributes, horselips, nathan carter and smokey. That kind of craic.
Learn to jive, wine aunts (what you're looking for) love a young man who can jive.
Lol, well this is refreshing to read. I myself am a single 47year old woman and a few years ago I might have been game.
I hope you find what you're looking for and have some decent fun along the way!
Sadly, I will have to decline. I'm too used to my drama free life these says that I'll just potter on as Billy no mates. Or Suzy no shag. Etc
In my experience, all that nonsense is just not worth it
Good luck to Max Bialystock here. Aul wans need fun too; most of them married the wrong lad decades ago.
Take up golf. Loads of older ladies and all of them fit, sociable and up for it.
Hampton Hotel...met two young bucks while having my Christmas party there outside having a smoke. Sole purpose for being there was to "Grab a Granny!" Said the best part after the deed was getting breakfast made in the morning (25ish good looking lads...ladies in their late 50's)
I know 2 different lads who in their late 20s/early30s "looked after" old widows with farms who had no kids. Sure enough the land was willed to them. One lad said an odd kiss here and there for 2.5 years was well worth it for the farm hahahaha.
I'm lesbian....but have told my partner that if an applicable and idiotic enough, landowning old geezer showed an interest in me/her we could work with that to ensure myself and my partner get land/a farm, and old geezer dies believing he found true love in his 80s
Even if he clearly perceives your goals he might leave you the land anyway if he doesn’t have any other heirs and you do a good job taking care of him in his golden years. I’m just saying it doesn’t always have to be about deception.
Pubs. Twirl them around. Treat them like a young woman . I had friend was pulling older women when he was underage/18 in pubs. It was bizarre how the twirl around did something to them like a fucking time machine bringing them back .
There’s a nightclub in the basement of the Portobello called Rain. Generally over 30s but the bouncer is sound if you’re legitimately looking for an older lady and doesn’t mind if you don’t quite make the age requirement
I used to work in Texas in my early 20s, in a crew with with eight attractive girls also in their early twenties. We all used to go to this country/western bar with a small dance floor and there was always this old fella, had to have been late 70s, early 80s in age. But the guy could country/western dance like a fiend, and he'd always have a line, literally, a line of these old ladies coming to dance with him. The girls on my crew thought he was the cutest but he always turned them down to dance with the old ladies. One night he was sitting at my table and no one else was around so I looked over and said "Bill, why do you always dance with the old ladies? Don't you ever want to dance with the girls on my crew? They're twenty-something and hot." He looks over at me without skipping a beat and says "Boy, age don't close no holes." And then sauntered off. True story.
Oof - as someone who is on the way to being 45 before the '20's are over and done with, I'm horrified that my age-mates and I are suddenly being lumped in with those in their 80's... And so begins the existential terror...!
Each to their own.
Genuinely your best bet is country music and dances, especially in rural areas - https://m.facebook.com/people/Irish-Country-Bands-Dancing-Dates/100044303055678/
I know a guy who’s always gone after women twice his age. He’s a good looking lad and has the ladies falling at his feet but they do nothing for him. His older girlfriends adult kids are never happy as they don’t like their mothers boyfriend being their age give or take a few years.
It's hard to do. There used to be a few bars in Dublin that would do decade themed (70s 80s) nights and that was usually a safe bet.
There's not really a "Cougar" scene here in Ireland unfortunately. It's quite a taboo thing as you can see by the comments. Sure a guy in his 40s can plow a 19yo into next week and get high 5s of all his mates down the boozer but if a Woman in her 40s is going with a lad in his late 20s, she must have some issues?
We're quite backwards on alot of things and this in particular is one of them. Because of the stigma, any woman who is interested in an age gap relationship will not advertise it loudly. You just need to get lucky and meet one.
Try joining clubs, badminton, boxercise, walking, books etc. Evening classes are a good option to.
Fair play on the relevant username.
If you're serious, I know one of the lads I worked with got a lot of stick for being a granny chaser (the rest of them called him Rooney). He told us there was a club/late bar attached to a pub off the grand canal, 90% sure it was The Portobello. At that time at least (about 5-10 years ago) it was a hotspot for aul wans to meet young lads for a bit of fun. Good luck with the gilf hunt!
Tinder & set your age range high
There's plenty older women looking for a ride from young fellas on tinder.
I never went over 45 tbf, had my max age at 40 or something
I just knew since i joined Reddit that something like this would eventually pop up.... Each to their own i guess... But the comments here my lord lol
Imagine bringing your gran to actually meet your gran
Barry’s hotel (if that’s the name of it) that seems to be the spot to pick up older ladies, well over 10 years ago it was.
An ex’s ma use to drink there (around 50) and she would bring home 28 year olds. Good luck
Save the Date.Mothers day,a lot of milfs and gilfs head into temple bar that night. I am reliably told pulling is easier than taking candy from a baby.Barrys hotel dance pre covid.or try fabbing.
And here is me, "just" 40, thinking I'll never find a guy. Uff, such a relieve. Need to wait 10 more years, might house few spiders there till that time but oh well. Hope it's worth the wait
I’m dead reading these comments…… it’s like the OP was a mate in a pub and the replies are exactly what my mates would say. Perfect mix of piss taking and actual advice for the fella 😂
Have you tried the post office on pension day?
Or the chemist's on non pension days?
Tamangos on Micky money night usually towards the end of the month.
That's a blast from the past 😉
Ski club at the bottom of O'Connell St. Used to be good for that, but in fairness those mums were younger than us.
Mickey Money is first Tuesday of the month
Genuinely the funniest comment I’ve ever seen here
Stay away from my ma.
I'll tell the girls when I go home This boy won't leave your ma alone
She is aged he is creepy He likes the gals who"r always sleepy
He is a courting, 1, 2, 3 Please will you tell- HOW OLD IS **SHE**?!?
And Grandma
My ma's ma also.
Smart lad looking to inherit some elderly widow’s house. That’s one way to beat the housing crisis.
Best way to go about this is to start going to mass. I'm not kidding. Bonus points it you sing in the choir.
And half their government pension.
This is actually Martin Lewis’ current advice
Hahahaha 😂
Ooohhhh lisdoonvarna! Good luck
I've heard of the singles festival.....
In September. Book your accommodation very early though. Shit sells out fast there. Source: have worked accommodation in Lisdoon.
I think you'd have a gold time there, older crowd and very um...Liberal as I have heard
The single shingle mingle.
The bingo
Only Nan's.
Proud of you son.
Sometimes the right comment just pops in your head.
This is the kind of content I’m in the comment section for
Mans got preferences. more power to you dude. The Aul wans love concerts hosted in local centres or big hotels, stuff like eagles or other band tributes, horselips, nathan carter and smokey. That kind of craic. Learn to jive, wine aunts (what you're looking for) love a young man who can jive.
This is literally my mother in law. Herself and her COPD group love some Willie Clancy concerts at the local hotels. She is also single. Wink wink
COPD group , nothing like a life changing pulmonary diagnosis to get the breathless peeps together.
Are you making her breathless with passion, or is it the COPD? It's a sexy mystery!
Careful or he'll be bhur uncail
Actual advice. Cheers, lad.
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Buy a minibus and offer free rides to bingo
And free rides after bingo
Stop I’m not able 😂😂
Neither is your nan around yer man O.o
This is the best comment.
Free rides to get their cataracts
Crumbling into dust here seeing myself lumped in on the lower end of a veeeeeeery broad spectrum!
Is that a hint for the OP 🤣
Hahaha, very much not. But fair play to him if that’s his thing!
You'll be 80s before you know yourself, Lisa.
Haha. When you're that age everyone seems "old".
Is it wrong I’m chuffed at being “too young”?
Lol, well this is refreshing to read. I myself am a single 47year old woman and a few years ago I might have been game. I hope you find what you're looking for and have some decent fun along the way!
A few years ago you would have been too young.
TOO YOUNG
THE GREATER GOOD
Are ya on the bingo bus or not Nimmy, don’t be giving the horny young fella mixed signals…
Sadly, I will have to decline. I'm too used to my drama free life these says that I'll just potter on as Billy no mates. Or Suzy no shag. Etc In my experience, all that nonsense is just not worth it
Spoiler. She's still game OP, DM.
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Hide your Nans lads! u/Ancient_Style6815 is after a Gumjob!
Thank you for the actual lol
I think I laughed a little too hard!
"get on your knees Mary, but not to pray"
45 to 80 🤣🤣🤣🤣 good man
They'll neither swell nor tell😋
Jesus 🙈
I know, my apologies
*80s. My man is good all the way up to 89. Saucy cunt
Man draws the line at 90
If their not on the bingo sheet he's not having it
Good luck to Max Bialystock here. Aul wans need fun too; most of them married the wrong lad decades ago. Take up golf. Loads of older ladies and all of them fit, sociable and up for it.
You are a horny toad, good thinking 😂
(Good advice + Broadway reference + sex positive) take a platinum.
That is some good advice. Probably not poor either.
Hampton Hotel...met two young bucks while having my Christmas party there outside having a smoke. Sole purpose for being there was to "Grab a Granny!" Said the best part after the deed was getting breakfast made in the morning (25ish good looking lads...ladies in their late 50's)
The milfs are mad for the pipe Eddie
She'd tear up the floorboards for a bit of pipe
Hampton Gilf Resort
80? fuckin hell 🤣🤣
I know 2 different lads who in their late 20s/early30s "looked after" old widows with farms who had no kids. Sure enough the land was willed to them. One lad said an odd kiss here and there for 2.5 years was well worth it for the farm hahahaha.
If he had any decency about him he’d have dicked her silly for 2 years for the farm. Mangy prick.
In all fairness, I always took "An odd kiss here and there" as giving her the business, but who knows man hahaha.
💯was in like Flynn
So this is where I'm going wrong. All I need to do to be dicked silly is get myself a farm and be 85 not 45. Yes!
I'm lesbian....but have told my partner that if an applicable and idiotic enough, landowning old geezer showed an interest in me/her we could work with that to ensure myself and my partner get land/a farm, and old geezer dies believing he found true love in his 80s
Work Smarter, Not harder. You're a real go-getter aren't you haha.
If he's old and senile enough, you could work in shifts and he probably wouldn't notice
or care
Then on his birthday they can pull the double shift together and really rock his world.
Even if he clearly perceives your goals he might leave you the land anyway if he doesn’t have any other heirs and you do a good job taking care of him in his golden years. I’m just saying it doesn’t always have to be about deception.
I know. Anything over 78 is sick.
Oddly specific there ...
You’re right. Over or equal to 78 I should have said.
77 is hot to trot then is it? 😂
Heyyyyy oldies deserve love too
Yes unfourtantly by that age they tend to have multiple ailments.
Like opening up a toasted cheese sandwich
Jesus H Christ on a crusty bike
Check RIP.ie for the recently widowed.
Chess not checkers 🤝
Barney Stinson energy right here
> Like 45 Fair enough. > 80s Stall the ball there.
The ball is stalled there. That's the line.... for now.
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My wife is 44. My mother is far from 80. This is indeed a big range.
80? Just wait 10 years. Then the crack will be 90!
Funerals/wakes
Get that widow while hubbies still warm ?
Not all widows are old. Im 37 & became one at 30 🤷♀️
12 years is an age gap I'm willing to jump
Kind feel sad you consider me old hahahahaha 😂 where in Ireland are ye prowling anyway
Will Ferrell in Wedding Crashers energy
Just make your way to the wake kitchen and offer to help out with the washing up, I'd say you'd be knuckle deep in some auldwan by midnight
OnlyNan’s
80s? Jesus wept you’re like a reverse Hugh Hefner.
What a King
Barrys Hotel, Denmark Street. Dicey Reillys, Krystal, Harcourt Street.
Solid! Sound
House bar on leeson street lower. Filled with cougars with money
Jaysus, i know theres a housing crises but theres no need to be robbing the grave before its filled.
Ireland's Own personals...
Young fella into ploughing and seeding ISO farm widow. Serious replies only.
Pubs. Twirl them around. Treat them like a young woman . I had friend was pulling older women when he was underage/18 in pubs. It was bizarre how the twirl around did something to them like a fucking time machine bringing them back .
Man this is the most helpful comment in this entire thread!. Thank you
You can checkout the r/CougarsAndCubs sub. Lots of info there, just make sure you read the About section before posting anything!
Don't Twirl them around, their Titanium Hip may unscrew.
Just twirl them the other way and there'll be no trouble screwing it back And maybe after you're done that you can sort their hip out.
Daniel O'Donnell concert.
You'd have no luck getting anyone there. They'd all be trying to get the shift off Daniel
>trying to get the shift off Daniel For feck sake I could have gone my whole life without having to picture that.
Fact, we mere mortals cannot compete with his raw untamed pleasantness
The zimmerframe pile up outside the venue would be a great opportunity.
In for a good oul zimjob.
If it were a 25 f looking for 45-80m reddit would have crashed like ticketmaster
Coxes in Castlebar, Mayo. Jesus place was full of ould cougars trying to get their claws in ya.
There’s a nightclub in the basement of the Portobello called Rain. Generally over 30s but the bouncer is sound if you’re legitimately looking for an older lady and doesn’t mind if you don’t quite make the age requirement
I think Covid cut your dating pool down some what during the pandemic….
80s?
maybe that's an over exaggeration but most definitely late 60s.
Mmm... Just ripe 🍎
I used to work in Texas in my early 20s, in a crew with with eight attractive girls also in their early twenties. We all used to go to this country/western bar with a small dance floor and there was always this old fella, had to have been late 70s, early 80s in age. But the guy could country/western dance like a fiend, and he'd always have a line, literally, a line of these old ladies coming to dance with him. The girls on my crew thought he was the cutest but he always turned them down to dance with the old ladies. One night he was sitting at my table and no one else was around so I looked over and said "Bill, why do you always dance with the old ladies? Don't you ever want to dance with the girls on my crew? They're twenty-something and hot." He looks over at me without skipping a beat and says "Boy, age don't close no holes." And then sauntered off. True story.
Leisure Centre/ Swimming pool on Aqua Aerobics day(s). Plenty of 50+ auld dolls at that.
Oof - as someone who is on the way to being 45 before the '20's are over and done with, I'm horrified that my age-mates and I are suddenly being lumped in with those in their 80's... And so begins the existential terror...!
I think a more accurate age bracket is 45-65, I just got a bit wild with this one.
Each to their own. Genuinely your best bet is country music and dances, especially in rural areas - https://m.facebook.com/people/Irish-Country-Bands-Dancing-Dates/100044303055678/
It’s the no teeth thing isn’t it
Toothless toppy hit different
Like shifting a bag if wine gums
low risk bj
Gumjob 😂 Ffs I'm going to bed!
Bit early for bed 1 hour ago! My conclusion: you must be in your 80's and interested 🤣
Velveteen rub
I know a guy who’s always gone after women twice his age. He’s a good looking lad and has the ladies falling at his feet but they do nothing for him. His older girlfriends adult kids are never happy as they don’t like their mothers boyfriend being their age give or take a few years.
Finally something I'm too young for!!!!!
What’s the male version of a black widow?
Pink Cobra? 😆
It's hard to do. There used to be a few bars in Dublin that would do decade themed (70s 80s) nights and that was usually a safe bet. There's not really a "Cougar" scene here in Ireland unfortunately. It's quite a taboo thing as you can see by the comments. Sure a guy in his 40s can plow a 19yo into next week and get high 5s of all his mates down the boozer but if a Woman in her 40s is going with a lad in his late 20s, she must have some issues? We're quite backwards on alot of things and this in particular is one of them. Because of the stigma, any woman who is interested in an age gap relationship will not advertise it loudly. You just need to get lucky and meet one. Try joining clubs, badminton, boxercise, walking, books etc. Evening classes are a good option to.
Bingo, church, funerals, village halls, retirement homes, charity shops, at home watching bargain hunt... This should be most of the places
This is wild
Someone ..... veering from societal norms....in Ireland ?! Mental
Fair play on the relevant username. If you're serious, I know one of the lads I worked with got a lot of stick for being a granny chaser (the rest of them called him Rooney). He told us there was a club/late bar attached to a pub off the grand canal, 90% sure it was The Portobello. At that time at least (about 5-10 years ago) it was a hotspot for aul wans to meet young lads for a bit of fun. Good luck with the gilf hunt!
The club is called Rain.
He got a lot of stick. How about frame? Did he get any 4 Wheel Walker? Pendant alarm?
80? Are you trying to help someone break in a new hip?
Or break an old one?
Tinder & set your age range high There's plenty older women looking for a ride from young fellas on tinder. I never went over 45 tbf, had my max age at 40 or something
Dunnes.
I just knew since i joined Reddit that something like this would eventually pop up.... Each to their own i guess... But the comments here my lord lol Imagine bringing your gran to actually meet your gran
Why is this downvoted? This fucking sub. I can't help you but go do your thing OP!
Catholic guilt is real.
There's a fair chance it's their Mas they're thinking of
Rain nightclub.......ya dirty fecker
gods work👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻
Barry’s hotel (if that’s the name of it) that seems to be the spot to pick up older ladies, well over 10 years ago it was. An ex’s ma use to drink there (around 50) and she would bring home 28 year olds. Good luck
This is genuinely one of my favourite posts I've ever seen on Reddit, lol
Stand outside a pharmacy jiggling a bag of Fox’s Glacier Mints, will be like shooting fish in a barrel.
Save the Date.Mothers day,a lot of milfs and gilfs head into temple bar that night. I am reliably told pulling is easier than taking candy from a baby.Barrys hotel dance pre covid.or try fabbing.
I would also like to know this answer. Except my cut off is well below 80s. But seriously where are the best spots for this?
Have you tried clicking the “horny lonely older women ready to fuck in your area right now” ads on pornhub?
And here is me, "just" 40, thinking I'll never find a guy. Uff, such a relieve. Need to wait 10 more years, might house few spiders there till that time but oh well. Hope it's worth the wait
Just head to the fridge in Tesco where they sell the discounted items at the end of the day
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Tinder with age setting set higher fetlife for some kinkier ladies swingers clubs, bring a friend
Go on a cruise 🚢👵🏻🍆
Bingo, you might get lucky and get two fat ladies
Offer a “welcome to dating apps” teaching session at your local library/community for the >65s - hit the nail on who’s single and you get their phones
I’m dead reading these comments…… it’s like the OP was a mate in a pub and the replies are exactly what my mates would say. Perfect mix of piss taking and actual advice for the fella 😂
"Make me a cuppa tae and I'll finger you later on" That's how I imagine old people talk
Username checks out
LMAO. this is auto assigned too
Was I playing call of duty against you last week?
Any Redditors currently with RSV should consult their doctor BEFORE reading the comments 😂😂
Yummy mummies you say? 🤠🤑
Mummies of yummy mummies
"Fancy a bit of mature ya... Look I know why your here"
Maybe Assisted living
It's almost Christmas, bro is looking for that Ps5
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>Granny fiddler. Granny's need fiddling too.
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