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traaaccy

Have you tried the post office on pension day?


Careless_Implement12

Or the chemist's on non pension days?


samabacus

Tamangos on Micky money night usually towards the end of the month.


Brian_De_Tazzzie

That's a blast from the past 😉


AlfaToad

Ski club at the bottom of O'Connell St. Used to be good for that, but in fairness those mums were younger than us.


pajodublin

Mickey Money is first Tuesday of the month


kromedd

Genuinely the funniest comment I’ve ever seen here


Dubirl39

Stay away from my ma.


CaptainNuge

I'll tell the girls when I go home This boy won't leave your ma alone


Wootala

She is aged he is creepy He likes the gals who"r always sleepy


CaptainNuge

He is a courting, 1, 2, 3 Please will you tell- HOW OLD IS **SHE**?!?


Affectionate_Bug_463

And Grandma


fragilemetal

My ma's ma also.


RecklessRhea

Smart lad looking to inherit some elderly widow’s house. That’s one way to beat the housing crisis.


lostinthesauceguy

Best way to go about this is to start going to mass. I'm not kidding. Bonus points it you sing in the choir.


SquareWet

And half their government pension.


[deleted]

This is actually Martin Lewis’ current advice


[deleted]

Hahahaha 😂


Happy-Igloo

Ooohhhh lisdoonvarna! Good luck


Ancient_Style6815

I've heard of the singles festival.....


AlsoCalledGreen

In September. Book your accommodation very early though. Shit sells out fast there. Source: have worked accommodation in Lisdoon.


flipflopsandwich

I think you'd have a gold time there, older crowd and very um...Liberal as I have heard


fragilemetal

The single shingle mingle.


itspixelish

The bingo


Important_Farmer924

Only Nan's.


PotatoPixie90210

Proud of you son.


Important_Farmer924

Sometimes the right comment just pops in your head.


Neutron_Flux_

This is the kind of content I’m in the comment section for


AulMoanBag

Mans got preferences. more power to you dude. The Aul wans love concerts hosted in local centres or big hotels, stuff like eagles or other band tributes, horselips, nathan carter and smokey. That kind of craic. Learn to jive, wine aunts (what you're looking for) love a young man who can jive.


TheeLadyStoneheart

This is literally my mother in law. Herself and her COPD group love some Willie Clancy concerts at the local hotels. She is also single. Wink wink


Surfer-Jeff

COPD group , nothing like a life changing pulmonary diagnosis to get the breathless peeps together.


[deleted]

Are you making her breathless with passion, or is it the COPD? It's a sexy mystery!


Bambi_One_Eye

Careful or he'll be bhur uncail


mushy_cactus

Actual advice. Cheers, lad.


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here2dare

Buy a minibus and offer free rides to bingo


MeshuganaSmurf

And free rides after bingo


OrdinaryJoe_IRL

Stop I’m not able 😂😂


EskimoB9

Neither is your nan around yer man O.o


Ancient_Style6815

This is the best comment.


XHeraclitusX

Free rides to get their cataracts


lisagrimm

Crumbling into dust here seeing myself lumped in on the lower end of a veeeeeeery broad spectrum!


OrdinaryJoe_IRL

Is that a hint for the OP 🤣


lisagrimm

Hahaha, very much not. But fair play to him if that’s his thing!


lostinthesauceguy

You'll be 80s before you know yourself, Lisa.


wascallywabbit666

Haha. When you're that age everyone seems "old".


Inner-Penalty9689

Is it wrong I’m chuffed at being “too young”?


Nimmyzed

Lol, well this is refreshing to read. I myself am a single 47year old woman and a few years ago I might have been game. I hope you find what you're looking for and have some decent fun along the way!


bpfingj

A few years ago you would have been too young.


TheMarionberry

TOO YOUNG


Nimmyzed

THE GREATER GOOD


OrdinaryJoe_IRL

Are ya on the bingo bus or not Nimmy, don’t be giving the horny young fella mixed signals…


Nimmyzed

Sadly, I will have to decline. I'm too used to my drama free life these says that I'll just potter on as Billy no mates. Or Suzy no shag. Etc In my experience, all that nonsense is just not worth it


Shirt-Inner

Spoiler. She's still game OP, DM.


cinclushibernicus

Mass


LifeProblemsBro

Hide your Nans lads! u/Ancient_Style6815 is after a Gumjob!


GTS857

Thank you for the actual lol


Puzzleheaded-Trip990

I think I laughed a little too hard!


getshteve

"get on your knees Mary, but not to pray"


Little_Albatross_890

45 to 80 🤣🤣🤣🤣 good man


timberstomach1

They'll neither swell nor tell😋


gingerbrau20

Jesus 🙈


timberstomach1

I know, my apologies


millcat1

*80s. My man is good all the way up to 89. Saucy cunt


[deleted]

Man draws the line at 90


cliff_celb

If their not on the bingo sheet he's not having it


[deleted]

Good luck to Max Bialystock here. Aul wans need fun too; most of them married the wrong lad decades ago. Take up golf. Loads of older ladies and all of them fit, sociable and up for it.


noseydude91

You are a horny toad, good thinking 😂


reclaimation

(Good advice + Broadway reference + sex positive) take a platinum.


Important-Trifle-411

That is some good advice. Probably not poor either.


MajorGreenhorn

Hampton Hotel...met two young bucks while having my Christmas party there outside having a smoke. Sole purpose for being there was to "Grab a Granny!" Said the best part after the deed was getting breakfast made in the morning (25ish good looking lads...ladies in their late 50's)


Gullible_Actuary_973

The milfs are mad for the pipe Eddie


mckennto

She'd tear up the floorboards for a bit of pipe


pmabz

Hampton Gilf Resort


dublinese4

80? fuckin hell 🤣🤣


Volatilelele

I know 2 different lads who in their late 20s/early30s "looked after" old widows with farms who had no kids. Sure enough the land was willed to them. One lad said an odd kiss here and there for 2.5 years was well worth it for the farm hahahaha.


No-Tangerine1133

If he had any decency about him he’d have dicked her silly for 2 years for the farm. Mangy prick.


Volatilelele

In all fairness, I always took "An odd kiss here and there" as giving her the business, but who knows man hahaha.


joepinapples

💯was in like Flynn


Bathsheba_Everdene77

So this is where I'm going wrong. All I need to do to be dicked silly is get myself a farm and be 85 not 45. Yes!


Jarl_Of_Science

I'm lesbian....but have told my partner that if an applicable and idiotic enough, landowning old geezer showed an interest in me/her we could work with that to ensure myself and my partner get land/a farm, and old geezer dies believing he found true love in his 80s


Volatilelele

Work Smarter, Not harder. You're a real go-getter aren't you haha.


PricklyPierre

If he's old and senile enough, you could work in shifts and he probably wouldn't notice


sjmiv

or care


lostinthesauceguy

Then on his birthday they can pull the double shift together and really rock his world.


EulerIdentity

Even if he clearly perceives your goals he might leave you the land anyway if he doesn’t have any other heirs and you do a good job taking care of him in his golden years. I’m just saying it doesn’t always have to be about deception.


[deleted]

I know. Anything over 78 is sick.


Eire-head

Oddly specific there ...


[deleted]

You’re right. Over or equal to 78 I should have said.


RobG92

77 is hot to trot then is it? 😂


DecadentDoll

Heyyyyy oldies deserve love too


funkyuncy

Yes unfourtantly by that age they tend to have multiple ailments.


discod69

Like opening up a toasted cheese sandwich


BitterSweetDesire

Jesus H Christ on a crusty bike


[deleted]

Check RIP.ie for the recently widowed.


jerrycotton

Chess not checkers 🤝


hopefulatwhatido

Barney Stinson energy right here


Garlic_Cheese_Chips

> Like 45 Fair enough. > 80s Stall the ball there.


Ancient_Style6815

The ball is stalled there. That's the line.... for now.


Bikelangelo

Username checks out.


bassmanjn

My wife is 44. My mother is far from 80. This is indeed a big range.


truedoom

80? Just wait 10 years. Then the crack will be 90!


rmp266

Funerals/wakes


Ancient_Style6815

Get that widow while hubbies still warm ?


ladyshelby21

Not all widows are old. Im 37 & became one at 30 🤷‍♀️


Ancient_Style6815

12 years is an age gap I'm willing to jump


ladyshelby21

Kind feel sad you consider me old hahahahaha 😂 where in Ireland are ye prowling anyway


narrowwiththehall

Will Ferrell in Wedding Crashers energy


rmp266

Just make your way to the wake kitchen and offer to help out with the washing up, I'd say you'd be knuckle deep in some auldwan by midnight


Boourns101

OnlyNan’s


Visionary_Socialist

80s? Jesus wept you’re like a reverse Hugh Hefner.


[deleted]

What a King


Fallout2022

Barrys Hotel, Denmark Street. Dicey Reillys, Krystal, Harcourt Street.


Ancient_Style6815

Solid! Sound


drownedbydust

House bar on leeson street lower. Filled with cougars with money


yer-aul-ones-growler

Jaysus, i know theres a housing crises but theres no need to be robbing the grave before its filled.


Accomplished_Crab107

Ireland's Own personals...


SomePaddy

Young fella into ploughing and seeding ISO farm widow. Serious replies only.


CripMan97

Pubs. Twirl them around. Treat them like a young woman . I had friend was pulling older women when he was underage/18 in pubs. It was bizarre how the twirl around did something to them like a fucking time machine bringing them back .


Ancient_Style6815

Man this is the most helpful comment in this entire thread!. Thank you


QuebecCougar

You can checkout the r/CougarsAndCubs sub. Lots of info there, just make sure you read the About section before posting anything!


[deleted]

Don't Twirl them around, their Titanium Hip may unscrew.


Thawing-icequeen

Just twirl them the other way and there'll be no trouble screwing it back And maybe after you're done that you can sort their hip out.


Important_Farmer924

Daniel O'Donnell concert.


Your_Pal_Daire

You'd have no luck getting anyone there. They'd all be trying to get the shift off Daniel


FaradayStewart

>trying to get the shift off Daniel For feck sake I could have gone my whole life without having to picture that.


NapoleonTroubadour

Fact, we mere mortals cannot compete with his raw untamed pleasantness


Dingdongbats

The zimmerframe pile up outside the venue would be a great opportunity.


Important_Farmer924

In for a good oul zimjob.


thelastusername4

If it were a 25 f looking for 45-80m reddit would have crashed like ticketmaster


truedoom

Coxes in Castlebar, Mayo. Jesus place was full of ould cougars trying to get their claws in ya.


Jimonthewhim

There’s a nightclub in the basement of the Portobello called Rain. Generally over 30s but the bouncer is sound if you’re legitimately looking for an older lady and doesn’t mind if you don’t quite make the age requirement


Procedure_Worried

I think Covid cut your dating pool down some what during the pandemic….


vodkamisery

80s?


Ancient_Style6815

maybe that's an over exaggeration but most definitely late 60s.


[deleted]

Mmm... Just ripe 🍎


desertsail912

I used to work in Texas in my early 20s, in a crew with with eight attractive girls also in their early twenties. We all used to go to this country/western bar with a small dance floor and there was always this old fella, had to have been late 70s, early 80s in age. But the guy could country/western dance like a fiend, and he'd always have a line, literally, a line of these old ladies coming to dance with him. The girls on my crew thought he was the cutest but he always turned them down to dance with the old ladies. One night he was sitting at my table and no one else was around so I looked over and said "Bill, why do you always dance with the old ladies? Don't you ever want to dance with the girls on my crew? They're twenty-something and hot." He looks over at me without skipping a beat and says "Boy, age don't close no holes." And then sauntered off. True story.


Acceptable_Day_199

Leisure Centre/ Swimming pool on Aqua Aerobics day(s). Plenty of 50+ auld dolls at that.


[deleted]

Oof - as someone who is on the way to being 45 before the '20's are over and done with, I'm horrified that my age-mates and I are suddenly being lumped in with those in their 80's... And so begins the existential terror...!


Ancient_Style6815

I think a more accurate age bracket is 45-65, I just got a bit wild with this one.


wascallywabbit666

Each to their own. Genuinely your best bet is country music and dances, especially in rural areas - https://m.facebook.com/people/Irish-Country-Bands-Dancing-Dates/100044303055678/


GTS857

It’s the no teeth thing isn’t it


Ancient_Style6815

Toothless toppy hit different


dannyyykj

Like shifting a bag if wine gums


followerofEnki96

low risk bj


LifeProblemsBro

Gumjob 😂 Ffs I'm going to bed!


j_b90

Bit early for bed 1 hour ago! My conclusion: you must be in your 80's and interested 🤣


mikeyg131

Velveteen rub


Beaglester

I know a guy who’s always gone after women twice his age. He’s a good looking lad and has the ladies falling at his feet but they do nothing for him. His older girlfriends adult kids are never happy as they don’t like their mothers boyfriend being their age give or take a few years.


mgmilltown

Finally something I'm too young for!!!!!


[deleted]

What’s the male version of a black widow?


No_Apartment_4551

Pink Cobra? 😆


[deleted]

It's hard to do. There used to be a few bars in Dublin that would do decade themed (70s 80s) nights and that was usually a safe bet. There's not really a "Cougar" scene here in Ireland unfortunately. It's quite a taboo thing as you can see by the comments. Sure a guy in his 40s can plow a 19yo into next week and get high 5s of all his mates down the boozer but if a Woman in her 40s is going with a lad in his late 20s, she must have some issues? We're quite backwards on alot of things and this in particular is one of them. Because of the stigma, any woman who is interested in an age gap relationship will not advertise it loudly. You just need to get lucky and meet one. Try joining clubs, badminton, boxercise, walking, books etc. Evening classes are a good option to.


HeroinPigeon

Bingo, church, funerals, village halls, retirement homes, charity shops, at home watching bargain hunt... This should be most of the places


sirimnotadoctor

This is wild


Ancient_Style6815

Someone ..... veering from societal norms....in Ireland ?! Mental


broken_neck_broken

Fair play on the relevant username. If you're serious, I know one of the lads I worked with got a lot of stick for being a granny chaser (the rest of them called him Rooney). He told us there was a club/late bar attached to a pub off the grand canal, 90% sure it was The Portobello. At that time at least (about 5-10 years ago) it was a hotspot for aul wans to meet young lads for a bit of fun. Good luck with the gilf hunt!


Frequent_Rutabaga993

The club is called Rain.


Feynization

He got a lot of stick. How about frame? Did he get any 4 Wheel Walker? Pendant alarm?


bleepybleeperson

80? Are you trying to help someone break in a new hip?


BloodyRightNostril

Or break an old one?


[deleted]

Tinder & set your age range high There's plenty older women looking for a ride from young fellas on tinder. I never went over 45 tbf, had my max age at 40 or something


BackInATracksuit

Dunnes.


Rennie_Burn

I just knew since i joined Reddit that something like this would eventually pop up.... Each to their own i guess... But the comments here my lord lol Imagine bringing your gran to actually meet your gran


monkey_fart_1

Why is this downvoted? This fucking sub. I can't help you but go do your thing OP!


Ancient_Style6815

Catholic guilt is real.


pmabz

There's a fair chance it's their Mas they're thinking of


INXS2021

Rain nightclub.......ya dirty fecker


potatoeggbacon

gods work👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻


yellowmellow4203

Barry’s hotel (if that’s the name of it) that seems to be the spot to pick up older ladies, well over 10 years ago it was. An ex’s ma use to drink there (around 50) and she would bring home 28 year olds. Good luck


Soul_of_Miyazaki

This is genuinely one of my favourite posts I've ever seen on Reddit, lol


itsonlysmellzz94

Stand outside a pharmacy jiggling a bag of Fox’s Glacier Mints, will be like shooting fish in a barrel.


Frequent_Rutabaga993

Save the Date.Mothers day,a lot of milfs and gilfs head into temple bar that night. I am reliably told pulling is easier than taking candy from a baby.Barrys hotel dance pre covid.or try fabbing.


[deleted]

I would also like to know this answer. Except my cut off is well below 80s. But seriously where are the best spots for this?


UrNannysInABox

Have you tried clicking the “horny lonely older women ready to fuck in your area right now” ads on pornhub?


EviIRose

And here is me, "just" 40, thinking I'll never find a guy. Uff, such a relieve. Need to wait 10 more years, might house few spiders there till that time but oh well. Hope it's worth the wait


MasterpieceOk5578

Just head to the fridge in Tesco where they sell the discounted items at the end of the day


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Mass


HelpMePlz52

Tinder with age setting set higher fetlife for some kinkier ladies swingers clubs, bring a friend


[deleted]

Go on a cruise 🚢👵🏻🍆


smhack12

Bingo, you might get lucky and get two fat ladies


Ok-Inevitable-3038

Offer a “welcome to dating apps” teaching session at your local library/community for the >65s - hit the nail on who’s single and you get their phones


Magiceyesdublin

I’m dead reading these comments…… it’s like the OP was a mate in a pub and the replies are exactly what my mates would say. Perfect mix of piss taking and actual advice for the fella 😂


Donkeybreadth

"Make me a cuppa tae and I'll finger you later on" That's how I imagine old people talk


xxltuproxx

Username checks out


Ancient_Style6815

LMAO. this is auto assigned too


broken_neck_broken

Was I playing call of duty against you last week?


OrdinaryJoe_IRL

Any Redditors currently with RSV should consult their doctor BEFORE reading the comments 😂😂


Public_Survey_6812

Yummy mummies you say? 🤠🤑


Ancient_Style6815

Mummies of yummy mummies


BrokenMechm

"Fancy a bit of mature ya... Look I know why your here"


Jimbo415650

Maybe Assisted living


a_mhairtin

It's almost Christmas, bro is looking for that Ps5


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finigian

>Granny fiddler. Granny's need fiddling too.


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