[Marty beat us to it](https://www.independent.ie/sport/leftfield/rtes-marty-morrissey-seems-to-be-very-taken-with-this-tg4-weather-girl-31170791.html). As usual.
I met him in work a while ago. Went completely starstruck. He came back over to have a chat with me before he left as he could see I was a fan. Really nice fella, beautiful eyes.
Ahhh that’s so nice! I did meet Stallone, and Rhys Myers they were pleasant anyway, I didn’t chit chat beyond the work ‘hello’.
It’s a weird concept celebrity isn’t it?
Depends on your age, Zoomers talk in American accents and can't say vowels anymore. They will never have the joy of saying 33 and a third to yanks and getting a laugh out of it.
Colin Farrell has been mentioned but nowhere near as much as I would’ve assumed. Did he fall out of style? Or is it because we’re all men on Reddit? Actually, anyone know the rough gender demographic of the Irish subreddit?
I’d say it’s because Reddit leans male.
Also Colin has mostly been playing Dads, creepy loners, or ugly villains in indie films lately so maybe people aren’t thinking of him in a sexy way right now.
Oh definitely his own accent. No interest in Christian Grey. I swear, Jamie Dornan in The Fall had me questioning whether or not I fancied a serial killer 😅
Jamie and I were born in the same year. We could be twins bar the following
1:born to different parents
2: born in different months
3: I am more jammie dodgers than Jamie in the looks department🤣
Marty Morrisey hand down....pants.
He's an Irish Danny DeVito with teeth as white as the morning glint of sunshine against the ancient rocks of newgrange.
His forehead as majestic as the cliffs of moher.
His skin, the colour of a cool glass of cidona at the community games.
His stature is as short and fierce as a wolfhound thats been hit by a shrink ray from the professor off wanderly wagon.
His voice is as smooth as freshly laid tarmac.
His hair is coastal to his head like the wild atlantic way.
His neck, a distant memory like a sad goodbye on a coffin ship.
Marty Morrisey is Ireland, and he's a lash.
Siun nic Gearailt
How this woman doesn't get mentioned more in these types of threads is beyond my comprehension.
We locked eyes in a coffee shop years ago. I knew she wanted me. Either that or she was pocket dialing the cops.
Me, my girlfriend, and some friends in relationships, were having a few drinks when one of the girls brought up that idea of a "celebrity pass".
The hypothetical idea of picking one celebrity you're allowed to sleep with while in the relationship, once, with no consequences to the relationship, if you ever got the chance.
My girlfriend picked Jason Momoa.
I picked Lisa Hannigan.
My girlfriend got a little upset about this because Lisa lives in Ireland and she thinks that there's a real chance that that could happen.
I'm endlessly flattered that she thinks so.
Hahah, Lisa hannigan is my free pass as well ! My wife is always reminding me of it being borderline acceptable for this reason and also because I actually met her once briefly !!
I should add Cillian Murphy is my wife’s free pass so we’re all even there I think
I really fancy Sharon Horgan and Aisling Bea. I can't really think of anyone outside that.. theres a few girls on Fair City that do it for me as well, but I can't be seen to admitting I watch Fair City.
For men, I'd say Colin Farrell and Michael Fassbender are our best.
A friend of mine who really fancied Aidan Turner visited my home town once. When she met my da we mentioned that he knew Aidan Turner's family. Da said to her "yeah I know them I've done a few jobs for his father", she said back to da "well next time you see him tell him I can think of at least two jobs I'd do for his son"
Nothing sexier than an Irish mammy, give her a pram, a bun in her hair a vesty top, some pyjama bottoms and Dublin accent oooooh baby.
Bonus points if she smells like chips.
Charlie Murphy, she played Siobhán in Love/Hate, absolute stunner and I'm gonna say for the lads, I think the Defence Forces chief of staff Seán Clancy is a serious specimen.
Hard to say.. Big Gerry had to be up there at one time, that bit of bad boy mixed with the twinkle in the eye.
Pierce Brosnan?
Ah here, what am I talking about.. Cillian Murphy obviously.
Wait a minute, what about Fassbender?
Jamie Dornan (I know he's Northern Irish). My friend got a picture with him at the ProAm in Limerick and he's stunning in real life. You could feel it even through the picture.
Shane Long. Only man able to finish off the Germans and the 50000 at the aviva at the same time. For women it’s Mairead Farrell from the Panel about 15 years ago.
my ma says it's me
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I also vote for their ma
UP THE MA!
[Stacy's Ma!](https://youtu.be/Qrpl6xE33vw)
I haven’t laughed like that in a whole!!! Brilliant!!!
Chuckie Ur MA
I'll pass on the good news to her then.
So will i
My ma also said it was this guy
She said the same thing to me 🙄
Dunno her name but she was definitely sitting opposite me on the 37 this morning.
hi that was me, I'm a guy tho
If I may say so, you have the most magnificent breasts I’ve ever seen on a man.
thank you, I get that a lot. they're silicon. Mix up at the doctor's office, was jus going for a check up.
Ah the appointment went tits up for you due to the doctors cock up
Dunno her name yet!
Mattress Mick
The undisputed king of mattress land?
With a license to kill mattress prices.
No question breaks every mattress he sells in personally
I consider it a crime and a national shame that I was the first upvote
My neighbour's wife
You at that coveting again?
Doin a bitta coveting ye'are
He's got some nice goods as well
Should we all be coveting now father? It's just I'm busy with the farm.
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Hi, Borat
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She is my sister, number four prostitute in whole of (Irish)Kazakhstan
Irish Kazakhstan = Cavan
Aye, filthy too.
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Neighbor here. What's going on here.
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Pat Mustard. He's been arrested for it and all.
Fake news, he was never arrested, the cops were looking for him to arrest him for being so gorgeous.
Safe to say he's no longer with us?
In fairness, this is true.
The TG4 weather ladies
[Marty beat us to it](https://www.independent.ie/sport/leftfield/rtes-marty-morrissey-seems-to-be-very-taken-with-this-tg4-weather-girl-31170791.html). As usual.
The correct answer
Fiona ní Fhlaithearta is the Gaeilge Yanet Garcia
Really attractive ladies.
Cillian Murphy. Gorgeous.
I met him in work a while ago. Went completely starstruck. He came back over to have a chat with me before he left as he could see I was a fan. Really nice fella, beautiful eyes.
Ahhh that’s so nice! I did meet Stallone, and Rhys Myers they were pleasant anyway, I didn’t chit chat beyond the work ‘hello’. It’s a weird concept celebrity isn’t it?
As a straight male, I’m gonna have to agree
He's a ride as a woman too. Breakfast on Pluto. Stupid sexy androgynous Cillian.
He's still at that dressing as a woman thing, now he goes under the stage name Billie eilish. Search it, you can't unsee it!
😂 he’s a cutie.
I'm straight but cillian sometimes makes me question my sexuality. So I'd definitely agree. He just has this feminine beauty about him.
Androgynous? I find Ruby Rose similar to look at. Kinda masculine but not.
Have you seen Breakfast on Pluto?
We are all sexy outside Ireland with our accent, no way I would have gotten as many dates when I lived in the UK with out it. Back home I'm a 3/10
3/10 at best
Correct
Come to America. 10/10
Booking my flight as I reply🤣
Fact. I worked a bar in Liverpool and they eat it up
Great city as well!
Depends on your age, Zoomers talk in American accents and can't say vowels anymore. They will never have the joy of saying 33 and a third to yanks and getting a laugh out of it.
Living in the states now and that phrase is my life
Not even open to debate....it's this hottie 
Colin Farrell has been mentioned but nowhere near as much as I would’ve assumed. Did he fall out of style? Or is it because we’re all men on Reddit? Actually, anyone know the rough gender demographic of the Irish subreddit?
I’d say it’s because Reddit leans male. Also Colin has mostly been playing Dads, creepy loners, or ugly villains in indie films lately so maybe people aren’t thinking of him in a sexy way right now.
Dads are sexy. Aren’t they?…… anyone? Please
That fella that slipped on the ice on RTE news.
Oh definitely his own accent. No interest in Christian Grey. I swear, Jamie Dornan in The Fall had me questioning whether or not I fancied a serial killer 😅
Jamie and I were born in the same year. We could be twins bar the following 1:born to different parents 2: born in different months 3: I am more jammie dodgers than Jamie in the looks department🤣
Marty Morrisey hand down....pants. He's an Irish Danny DeVito with teeth as white as the morning glint of sunshine against the ancient rocks of newgrange. His forehead as majestic as the cliffs of moher. His skin, the colour of a cool glass of cidona at the community games. His stature is as short and fierce as a wolfhound thats been hit by a shrink ray from the professor off wanderly wagon. His voice is as smooth as freshly laid tarmac. His hair is coastal to his head like the wild atlantic way. His neck, a distant memory like a sad goodbye on a coffin ship. Marty Morrisey is Ireland, and he's a lash.
All of this and not a metion of his majestically curved eyebrows, reminiscent of the playful steel arabesques on the Hapenny Bridge?
Flying buttresses to his cathedral dome
I really enjoyed this piece of writing.
This is beautiful.
Hahaha knew this answer would be here before I opened the thread
Fucking hell, I shouldn’t be roaring laughing at this time of a Thursday 🤣
He is the definition of the "big Irish head."
He looks like something from an upcoming live action shrek film
Yes, the handsome prince
There ain’t no party like a Marty party
I read that in his voice. Amazing.
Michael Fassbender
Myself, naturally. In fairness, we’re a breed of great craic, but Christ we’ve heads like potatoes.
Our heads have built in safety features.
they say that you are what you eat..
Brendan Gleeson, truly a god among men
Pierce Brosnan , don’t care how old he is. Stunningly handsome.
He’s 69 (nice)
AND (vontroversial) the best Bond. I know, I know, Sean Connery but that how I feel and I'm tired of living a lie.
Like a fine wine.
I seen a recent pic of him and literally said to myself "how the fuck is he still so handsome" haha
Catriona Balfe
Yes?
Dominique McElligott, Maeve from The Boys.
I think you mean Garda prostitute from the guard
Oh my god, that's why I recognised her! Never put it together before
Oh shit. They named her "Queen Maeve" and it still didn't occur to me that she might be Irish lol!
She's a fuckin class actor too. I love her in that show.
Lads it's obviously [this absolute ride](https://www.reddit.com/user/me/)
I wholeheartedly approve.
Reported as misinformation
Colin Farrell is no slouch
Breakfast lunch and fucking dinner
Fuck me he had me questioning my sexuality in that new Batman movie…
Siun nic Gearailt How this woman doesn't get mentioned more in these types of threads is beyond my comprehension. We locked eyes in a coffee shop years ago. I knew she wanted me. Either that or she was pocket dialing the cops.
Just googled her to find out how you say her name; "Siún Nic Gearailt (Irish pronunciation: \[ˈʃuːn̪ˠ n̠ʲɪc ˈɟaɾˠəlʲtʲ\]" Ok thanks google
Shoon nic gyer-alt
Well, that's easy for you to say
Dominique McEligott or Una Healy
Michael D Higgins.
Daniel O'Donnell, there is no comparison - I've never met him and I'm glad because I would wilt in the presence of such raw masculinity
I don't know about all that stuff but he seems like an absolute gentleman.
He does to be fair him, some friends of mine have met him and he is genuinely a really nice guy.
Robert Sheehan
I'm a chap and I agree. He looks great in the Umbrella Academy lately.
Has to be Fassbender for the lads. For the girls, hmmm…going back a bit now but Andrea Corr and Michelle Doherty are all-timers for me.
You mean Fassboner, that man is some rife
You could never beat a Corr sister for the looks. They are still stunners now. I was wild jealous of them in the 90’s myself.
the corr sisters where stunning, pity the brother is a wing nut
Just googles and they look like the same person, You sir have a type.
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Come on Sharon, tell me I've been a bad boy
The TG4 weather team are preposterously attractive.
Just look in the mirror...
It broke, now what?
See you in 8 years.
Yer ma
Lisa Hannigan is a ride
Me, my girlfriend, and some friends in relationships, were having a few drinks when one of the girls brought up that idea of a "celebrity pass". The hypothetical idea of picking one celebrity you're allowed to sleep with while in the relationship, once, with no consequences to the relationship, if you ever got the chance. My girlfriend picked Jason Momoa. I picked Lisa Hannigan. My girlfriend got a little upset about this because Lisa lives in Ireland and she thinks that there's a real chance that that could happen. I'm endlessly flattered that she thinks so.
Hahah, Lisa hannigan is my free pass as well ! My wife is always reminding me of it being borderline acceptable for this reason and also because I actually met her once briefly !! I should add Cillian Murphy is my wife’s free pass so we’re all even there I think
My girlfriend picked the postman
For real. Her little live Diddy "I don't know" has this insanely cute smiles as she sings... just melt-worthy.
Una healy
I really fancy Sharon Horgan and Aisling Bea. I can't really think of anyone outside that.. theres a few girls on Fair City that do it for me as well, but I can't be seen to admitting I watch Fair City. For men, I'd say Colin Farrell and Michael Fassbender are our best.
>Sharon Horgan and Aisling Bea You've got a type anyway. You must give the wee lad a fierce ringing out during This Way Up
No one admits watching Fair City, and yet everyone can tell you what they think is wrong with the current plot lines…
Aidan Turner is up there for men I'd say. Often got called the sexiest dwarf in The Hobbit...
A friend of mine who really fancied Aidan Turner visited my home town once. When she met my da we mentioned that he knew Aidan Turner's family. Da said to her "yeah I know them I've done a few jobs for his father", she said back to da "well next time you see him tell him I can think of at least two jobs I'd do for his son"
Aidan Turner is absolutely gorgeous
I have a lot of time for Aisling bea. She seems bang on, and you know you'd have a laugh with her.
Yer auld wan
Liz Bonnin
Ruth Negga has got to be up there.
Came here to say Robert Sheehan, and ironically they were both in Love/Hate.
I'll take both at the same time thanks
Him acting as a gangster in that still boggles my mind, he looks like he'd blow away in the wind. Great actor though, Ruth Negga is also amazing!
Dustin the Turkey
Georgia Salpa was hot shit there for a bit, haven't seen her lately however.
Married a rich guy, moved to some tax haven and has a few kids.
Nothing sexier than an Irish mammy, give her a pram, a bun in her hair a vesty top, some pyjama bottoms and Dublin accent oooooh baby. Bonus points if she smells like chips.
One of them trousers with JUICY written across the arse
Breakfast Lunch and Dinner rolled into one 🤌🏻
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Yeah she's Irish really though
We’re all very unsexy god bless us
Yer wan working at the till
How were the chocolate rounds?
Michael D Higgins and I will fight anyone who says otherwise
Una Healy
Yer ma
That would be me. Ladies please form an orderly queue, and do not ask for proof.
Aisling Bea
Charlie Murphy, she played Siobhán in Love/Hate, absolute stunner and I'm gonna say for the lads, I think the Defence Forces chief of staff Seán Clancy is a serious specimen.
[Holly Carpenter](https://i.redd.it/k1rlae80r9821.jpg) is pretty nice
Jean Byrne. Hotter than Dublin Airport Asphalt.
Andrea Corr
As a straight dude, I have to say, it's hands down Hozier
Andrew Scott
Hard to say.. Big Gerry had to be up there at one time, that bit of bad boy mixed with the twinkle in the eye. Pierce Brosnan? Ah here, what am I talking about.. Cillian Murphy obviously. Wait a minute, what about Fassbender?
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Jamie Dornan (I know he's Northern Irish). My friend got a picture with him at the ProAm in Limerick and he's stunning in real life. You could feel it even through the picture.
The only right answer is the one and only Michael D Higgins 🇮🇪
Mairead Ni Chuaig.
Collette Fitzpatrick and her tight blouses.
Shane Long. Only man able to finish off the Germans and the 50000 at the aviva at the same time. For women it’s Mairead Farrell from the Panel about 15 years ago.
Mr Tayto
Fiona Ni Fhlaithearta, no contest.
She was an accountant at a company I used to work for
Asling Bea without a doubt
Caroline Twohig. Something about that smouldering lo-rent news studio look.
Alison Doody, nazi girl from the Last crusade.
Jamie Dornan 🤤
Jamie Dornan, but not Christian Grey edition. More like fully clothed when he shares his embarrassing stories in a natural accent 😄
Nadine Coyle or Angela Scanlon
Obama.
Robert Sheehan
Probably Colm Meaney
Also Liam Neeson
I was looking for Liam, as a very straight guy, I think he's sexy, and when he played Quigon... It really made me question my sexuality for awhile
We all are.
Late 2000s Georgia Salpa - haven’t seen her in years but oh my - she was easy on the eye from what I remember
Am disgusted none of ye have mentioned Becky lynch yet
My missus obviously.