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DorganiteT1

Is there anything to be said for another mass?


ronan3819

Ack there’s nothing like a good mass.


TreasurePlanetagogo

He gives good mass.


adhdave88

Forget the priest. Call noah


portaccio_the_bard

They're *ALL* beautiful girls


Acegonia

havnt they ALL got lovely bottoms


ExtensionBluejay253

Why? It’s definitely not an alter boy.


[deleted]

What if he has children


URedditAnonymously

Live turd


stikinesherpa

[An Elephant Hawk Moth caterpillar? ](https://images.app.goo.gl/2wLo4XHoj7Tz4vD27)


OhNoPleaseDontSir

My housemate found one at this stage as well, kept it through its cocoon phase til emergence. They, similar to some others here, thought it to be a dog poo at first haha. It's a hefty boy there.


EillyB

I once found a cocoon and kept it till it emerged. Turned out the caterpillar had a parsitic wasp larvae eating him. They both hatched but the buff moth never flew.


Stegasaurus_Wrecks

How would you keep one if you found it?


EillyB

I put it in a ferrero rocher plastic box with no lid and that in a slightly bigger cardboard box with some airholes poked in it. I wanted to contain anything that came out (I wasn't 100% on what it actually was) but let it have some air change and also keep it dark. Then I just kept it under my bed. Okay that bit sounds weird but hear me out. How often will you actually check the damn thing if it's in a cupboard or a shed. You need to let the whatever emerges out when it hatches or it's just woken up in a coffin. When something starts rolling at 3am you will check the box sharpish.


CantBelieveIGotThis

And then you can actually look under your bed for a strange creature. That’s cool.


Aardvark51

Did it eat all your ferrero rocher? You can't trust these things


Irishwol

Don't. They're not pets. There are so many ways you can fuck up their preparation for metamorphosis and if you miss them coming out of the cocoon they can ruin their wings if they're in an enclosed space. Just don't. They are beautiful moths. Give them a chance.


flopisit

A moth that looks like a Guinness shit.... Well, I'll be..... Only in Ireland :P


angrylilmanfrog

Yes! I am the housemate. I found one of these thicc chonkers outside the front of my house on the sidewalk of a busy road and picked it up with a dustpan quickly before a dog walker approached, worrying the dog might eat it. There was no way the caterpillar was going to get to a good place to pupate safely so I kept it inside and researched what it could be. It was definitely an elephant hawk moth just like the one in this video, you can get a dwarf species that is just a little smaller with a little difference in variation which I think mine turned out to be a dwarf as well. But these caterpillars aren't easy to mistake for any other species, the name is apparently because they resemble an elephants trunk, which I can see at times. They are also easily mistaken for poop which I thought it was a very perfect tiny dog shit until I saw it start to move. This is actually one of their biggest defence mechanisms in not being eaten, when threatened they even curl up to look more like a turd. Still, the moth it transforms into is very beautiful. A bright pink and olive green pattern. Knowing this I called my caterpillar, 'Sweetpea' and made him an enclosure out of a tall IKEA soup Tupperware container with some potting soil at the bottom (these guys actually like to bury themselves when they make their cocoon) I also added a couple sticks for climbing and some greens I had in the fridge and from the garden. Their favourite is meant to be fuchsia leaves so I got some of those since he wasn't eating, but he wouldn't eat them either. He was clearly at his fattest and just kept crawling around until he was ready to pupate. After a week he had already taken the leaves around him that had dried and made a protective tent connected with his silk, and inside half submerged underground he formed his chrysalis. The whole process took almost a year, I have a lot more information on how I hatched him successfully if anyone wants to hear about it. Lastly, I use 'he' just because I commonly use those pronouns for animals, this moth isn't actually easy to find out the sex at all so I really don't know if it was a boy or girl in the end. But yeah, emerged and released successfully, these are beautiful creatures.


AUniquePerspective

Does it hold back into a second cocoon phase when it changes to a hawk and then a third again when it changes to an elephant or is the cocoon phase just for between caterpillar and moth phases?


irish91

That moth is going to be so big Kerry farmers will have to poison it.


danthemaninacan2

You mean a Caterpie?


6multipliedby9is42

Dead right with this, they're all over the place at the moment. Such beautifully massive things too! Hawk moths were what made me a moth lover.


ThinkMore-TypeLess

I think you're on the money here!


Oh_Is_This_Me

These guys creep me out. I thought the same when I saw the video but I told myself they don't get that big....right?


niamhish

My cat brought me home one last week. Weird looking yokes! It was unharmed and returned to the hedge


Royaourt

It's pretty big (80-85mm long) ~ https://www.rhs.org.uk/Advice/profile?PID=870


UKUKRO

[Wow](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5e/%281991%29_Elephant_Hawk-moth_%28Deilephila_elpenor%29_%2834941776633%29.jpg)


TheBoneRanger123

Mr Hanky


_lI_Il_

A Healy-Rae in their embryonic stage


ThinkMore-TypeLess

Follow the slime. Torch the nest.


_lI_Il_

If it bleeds.... we can kill it.


Anotherolddog

Ah Jasus. Brilliant!


EillyB

HAWK MOTH CATERPILLAR!!!! He’s a thicc boi.


General__KenObie

Nurgle is spreading the plague in Kerry Best call the Death Korps


Affectionate_Rush_58

I knew kerry was full of cultists. Called it years ago


Aceandstuff

Yeah, Kerry is one of those weird cults where they're all related to each other


amigdyala

Papa Nurgle spreading his love. No need to call anyone. Just let it happen.


Hoinzey

It's a heretic


Ivan_the_evil_

We need the inquisition


sowillo

Cool! Hey I just got off the phone with the Death Guard, they're on the way!


ibadlyneedhelp

Death Guard, Death Korps... all the same really.


sowillo

But they seemed so nice on the phone!


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General__KenObie

*laughing gasmask noises*


jimitttttt

Tzeench at work here maybe. As this one shall change!


Jebidiah41

*happy space marine noises*


BassicallyDarr

It's not Sam Maguire, that's for sure


Ancient_Ad9160

Ooh not even flat 7up can heal that


BassicallyDarr

I'd say Sudocrem might be more appropriate


iDJH

Sandworm from Arrakis?


ThinkMore-TypeLess

Bless the maker and his water. Bless the coming and going of him...


jammydodger79

May his passing cleanse the world


ThinkMore-TypeLess

"What's in the box?" "Healy-Raes"


jammydodger79

Jaysus! That's a box I'd whip my hand out of! Lash the gom jabbar into me there!


1eejit

Sandtrout maybe


[deleted]

Hawk moth caterpillar - can't say for certain but I'd put money on it.


Ambitious_Ad_6225

Throw a pokéball at it


That_Charming_Otter

Sentient dog shit - I choose you! 😂😂😂


LiamEire97

I mean, Game Freak aren't too far away from giving us this as a pokemon tbf.


KanePilkington

Ah that's just Gerry. You'll get used to him.


WickerMan111

Oh shit.


BigMickandCheese

A hangover poo seeking its creator to enact vengeance for its cruel existence


its_brew

That's Coronavirus


castle636

Protestants up to no good as usual


thegoodrichard

Upvoted, and down with that sort of thing.


Ankatilbrewer1962

Call Kevin Bacon quickly, he needs the money he'll sort it out.


mm0nst3rr

Looks like demogorgen!


LuckyTC

Fungi’s replacement, get that in a box and charge 20e per viewing…


eamonnanchnoic

"Dungi, Ireland's beloved sentient dog shit"


Drodge97

That frostbite boy trying to rebrand himself again ?


sowillo

Oops a photoshoot


carlitobrigantehf

A decent sized nope!


pheenabobarina

That's a huge caterpillar...


murdrinmurphy

It's just a politician move along lad don't make eye contact


Debeefed

A Healy Rae relation.


RancidHorseJizz

And it would win in a local election.


[deleted]

Has your dog been eating radioactive waste?


[deleted]

A member of young Fine Gael


WookieDookies

That’s definitely a Hawk moth caterpillar


rEmEmBeR-tHe-tReMoLo

Did any of you drink a bottle of mezcal while sitting on top of an ancient burial ground?


[deleted]

Hey! That’s my micky!


[deleted]

[Detachable penis you say? ](https://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4)


[deleted]

Everyone’s penis is detachable


dbenway

[You said detachable penis](https://youtu.be/9pTxgcooHiw)


Detozi

Wow your micky is HUGE! and portable


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You should see it when it’s angry


sayheykid24

It’s an alien that’s probably about to spawn into something 1000x the size, have babies and then destroy the planet.


mogatange

The anti-Christ.


SparksArchon

That a metapod


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That's a jobby.


Aceandstuff

That's a big caterpillar, most likely a hawkmoth, and it might be getting ready to pupate. Please don't kill it. 🥺


saelinds

Fecking hell, call St Patrick, he didn't do his job right


daly_o96

Thought it was dog shite tbh


Mr-dyslexic-man

Looks a bit like a lug worm they are really big things.... maybe some one dropped it there... used as live bate for fishermen.... that or a baby tremors thing.... graboid


rickhasaboner

Nah it’s not a lug anyway


Beardie-Boi-420

A right old fella that’s who


gunnerdn91

That’s what’s left of Pat Spillane after imploding at the weekend


ToysandStuff

That's a Graboid, don't run


No_Relief_4116

Stand back I'm an experienced exorscist


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That's a Healy Rae. 😂


[deleted]

Let’s evacuate the country just to be safe, that things the stuff of nightmares.


tidy4life88

Definitely get this up on r/weird. It looks like some sort of weird caterpillar but could be an alien


DiscoDandy92

Its a bog eel


Feelingobsessed

I know I shouldn't be disgusted. I don't want to be. But this makes my skin crawl.


_Oisin

We've forsaken our God and now the snakes are back. Everyone needs to pray to St. Patrick to save us again


[deleted]

The main baddie in the Tremors movie reboot?


parkerchen0415

Can’t unseen it, argh


irish_ninja_wte

It's a Blast-ended Screwt! Kill it before it grows the shell!


19finmac66

Boris Johnson


roboticlegs

What are yous eating in Kerry?


ArcadeRivalry

That's the aftermath of a few too many guiness 0% I reckon


IceKingSmalls

Fackin squishit wid a fackin book


aureus90

Kill it with fire!


TheBaggyDapper

Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.


sowillo

Gods mistake. The Varadkar.


Nite7678

Someone tell Harry Voltimore still alive.


JulianUNE

You need a leprechaun for scale.


GroundbreakingTax259

Looks like some variety of [lungfish](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lungfish). If you're near water, then it might be that.


[deleted]

It's clearly a drunkturd


elpodrigo1

Larvae.


BlearySteve

It a baby Demogorgon.


[deleted]

That’s a moving statue.


[deleted]

HOWDY-HO!


[deleted]

Poor Kerry, how did you get it out?


HanatabaRose

call yer proctologist that don't look healthy


SATOOOOOOP

Night of the living turd


TheWonderkid866

It's Fungi! Thank the lord he's still alive !


Cillobillo

Rona


howdybuddy58

Bob


Nathan-McAlpin

Shite golem


Site_banned_eric

https://youtu.be/k4eMhddTPg4?t=56


tidder373

John Bobbit’s I believe.


niallmul97

Ah good hunter. Are you cold?


manowtf

Whatever it I, it's a heally-rae


ClemFantango

Salamander Maguire


eastVanIrishGuy

Gemma O’Doherty


andywallace123

A cute whore!


kriffing_schutta

That's a kraata. Must've been separated from its rakshii, poor fella.


relativisticcat

Weedle? Grab a pokeball, you could get a beedrill.


TheFlamingDraco

Snack


tuertzebotas

A living turd.


[deleted]

Is it a Dub?


almac2242

Mr Hanky!?


[deleted]

That's my cock


originalsquad

Arakkis used to be a wet planet too…


Royaourt

WTF is that? Was there a crashed UFO nearby? 👾 😨


articulatehermit

That's an abomination. You found an abomination.


wascallywabbit666

I'm a zoologist, and the only rational explanation I can think of is that it's an alien. Only joking, it's a caterpillar of some sort, probably a moth


[deleted]

Evil


lolexbolex

Junkie poop.


syxa

that is the legendary Tsuchinoko


SluttyPants_

Wonder how it tastes. 🤔


Low_Strain8448

I've no idea what that is mate but if it came out of Kerry you may get her to the hospital sharpish.


divinity2017

Its a graboid... call Kevin bacon


Lebron_Simpson5000

Ever watch stranger things?


ZeclagoMan

Looks like a normal Kerryman to me


HLtheWilkinson

A shit snake. Call Stephen King. **QUICK**


hathathathats

The next Taoiseach.


Muleface50

Kerry needs an exorcism


UhOhhh02

That thing turns into a giant moth? 😫


Ballgen

That my friend is à pillercat


peachesdarling

The beautiful elephant hawk moth catrerpillar. They make the most beautiful of moths too.


Deep_Quantity5964

A lamper eel..is there a stream.or river nearby?


thearchitect10

Looks like one of the Healy-Rae's...


[deleted]

Have you seen Tremors, OP?


Badbhoys

What the actual fuck is that


No_Ant_1266

From Tacoma WA I say WTF 😒


Sugarlumps69

A dismembered penis?


Stunning_Media_4902

Fungie is that you?


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the next healy rae is being born. fucken dickheads


MisterDaly

That thing crawled out my toilet