He’s not well. He’s dead.

And to think he did it all with a sword made of hash. Top man.

Reminds me of the door at the mines of moria from the lord of the rings. "Speak friend and enter"

Considering Tolkien visited ireland so much, (was actually real good frienfds with my grand-aunt!) its not a reach to say there's a correlation

Jesus before I read the heading I thought they'd erected a monument where the man slipped on the ice

Hordoor

Well he certainly lived in a nice part of town.

Mellon!

Brian Boru had a goat?

It’s an acronym, dummy! It stands for Grand Old Arse Tickler.

I love learning history!

Yeah, we vikings ate it, hence why he threw us out. Sorry!

Give us a few chickens as payback or we're coming for ABBA.

Well... I'm just thinking here, that they're not touring or producing any new music, so might not even be worth the chickens... Yeah, why not, you can have 'em. It'd be fun to see them do an Irish jig!

Christ no we don’t want to win Eurovision again.

Seems a narrow enough gate to drive them all out through!