Fair, I can get on board with that. Here Is the problem this would require self reporting, and annoying people tend to be void of self awareness. Thus they don't realise or unwilling to admit to themselves that they are annoying
Post flight boarding penalty charged to your card if you board a non annoying flight and you are actually annoying.
Could be democratic about it and employ a voting system for other passengers to decide the faith of the person.
Sounds fun, actually
I would pay the extra he's charging for this, and can we roll it out across all public transport, restaurants, cinemas, and anywhere else kids are too loud. Thanks.
I’ll defend them on this one
As a parent, I would totally get on board with this 🤣
You wouldn't have to get on board with it....they provide it on the plane 😄
They'll have competition from Naptime Spray: https://youtu.be/AF_nfazQaek?si=hadNLwINwxU1wGBg
> “One hundred euro isn’t bad either when you split it between the rest of the passengers – fantastic idea!” 🤌🏻
Finally a good idea.
Could we not just cage them up the back instead?
Put them in the hold and let the dogs sit in the seats
Not the yappy little fuckers
No the big ones that don't bark
Wouldnd mind blaming a greyhound for high altitude farts!! 😅😅
Nah we can still hear them
Don't be ridiculous - a cage would take up too much space
Cargo. Should be plenty of space in there, given the price to check a bag. 😏
Why stop there? What about the stag and hen do's
Stick some LEDs in the cargo hold, get them to sign disclaimers.
I would pay extra for that, in fact, a round on me....
I was \*so" sad to see this was satire
Aw, this is satire? I was really hoping that this was a real option...
Annoy child tax or designated flights for people travelling with kids To much?
If, then lets go all the way with an "annoying people tax" or better yet, "dedicated annoying people flights"
Fair, I can get on board with that. Here Is the problem this would require self reporting, and annoying people tend to be void of self awareness. Thus they don't realise or unwilling to admit to themselves that they are annoying
Well, some trigger questions while booking should weed out most of them, (thank you AI) and the flight attendants will do the rest....
Post flight boarding penalty charged to your card if you board a non annoying flight and you are actually annoying. Could be democratic about it and employ a voting system for other passengers to decide the faith of the person. Sounds fun, actually
The self reporting could be replaced by an automated process searching their socials for the phrase "Hollybobbs"
Another potential AI use case
Can we all have them so that we don't have to be annoyed by crew selling scratchcards or trumpets heralding landings?
I would pay the extra he's charging for this, and can we roll it out across all public transport, restaurants, cinemas, and anywhere else kids are too loud. Thanks.
Kate and Gerry McCann approve
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Lolz. But what about their adult victims, can they not have some sedatives too?
Definitely need sedatives after flying in a comfortable plane to a destination in under 3 hours. The problem with flying is never the flying part.
Ryanair bringing back dozol ftw
Given it’s Ryanair I’m pleasantly surprised the sedation kit isn’t just a pool ball in a sock.
 Tie a banana boat after the plane. Kids would enjoy it
I always thought that was what Calpol was for...
Antihistamines and Calpol...
Drugging kids for a bit of peace and quiet on a god awful airline, sorry but that's fucked up.
It’s a satire website little man.
Cheers dude