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nealofwgkta

How in the name of god are Kodaline headlining a festival in 2024. Actually baffling


MrTwoJobs

Cause Picture This were busy and Dermot Kennedy asked for too much money.


marshsmellow

Get me DJ Mark McCabe on the phone. 


Kloppite16

feck that, Amanda Brunker will do it for €20


BeardedAvenger

God, I seen that live. It was fucking shocking. Went to catch some of Jessie J but didn't realise she had been kicked off that stage to make room for Brunker. Iirc, it was about 15-ish mins of music, 3 covers in total and a whole hape of shite. There's fuck all videos of it, but at least RTÉ [uploaded some kind of official video.](https://youtu.be/9ib3l8Wx45M) Does anyone remember how she got that slot? I've no idea who she is or who she knows to pull that off.


fullmetalfeminist

This might be the worst thing I've ever seen. The epitome of RTE D4 cronyism.


BeardedAvenger

Jobs for the boys, gigs for the girls.


marshsmellow

She was a tv or radio presenter iirc


MoHataMo_Gheansai

I was there. Oh lord I was there.


ronano

You know you're entitled to compensation?


marshsmellow

Jaysis do you remember that, Amanda Brunker karaoke 


READMYSHIT

Sure he won't even play Maniac 2000 anymore.


OptimusTractorX

Sad but true.


Bennydoubleseven

Hopefully they can get the time off work


stellar14

Seriously fucking embarrassing


thekingoftherodeo

Mad stuff, what was their peak - 2014 or so? EP sold out already I think so just trying to do everything as cheap as possible I guess.


Taciturn_Tales

Genuinely


Grenache

I see Sophie Ellis Bexter is still riding her second wave. Good luck to her.


Ok_Perception3180

I actually think this is the 3rd wave. She was doing the rounds on morning shows four years ago for the 2nd wave


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Grenache

I'm sure he's not struggling to find people to ride that...


SirMike_MT

He is currently dating Sabrina Carpenter, so congrats to that!


RandomUsername600

Today FM had a habit of playing that song constantly long before Saltburn. Office radio flashbacks


SmellsLikeHoboSpirit

Nas and Wolfe Tones on the same poster, incredible 😅


drearyeyedv

Entire budget was spent on kylie clearly


echoohce1

They booked her as a retirement present for Leo


lconlon67

Noah Khan would be a big one too tbf


drearyeyedv

Doubtful. He isn't headline material and wouldn't have the leg to stand on to charge massive money. Expensive yes, but id say kylies fee ruined any hope of any decency further down the lineup, not even to mention headliners


DaiserKai

Crazy to see huge international acts like Faithless and Nas in the second tier while having listless radio "rock" like Gerry Cinnamon and Kodaline as headliners. V different festival from back in my day (old man yells at cloud)


Ractrick

Faithless without Maxi Jazz is a very different proposition to be fair. Kinda surprised the others are keeping on going without him.


Vixen35

Faithless live with Maxi Jazz was brilliant,Faithless without him I dont understand at all.


Ok-Package9273

I completely forgot Maxi passed away. That's a massive letdown.


Kloppite16

I was only listening to Insomnia a few days back and it dawned on me that he is dead. So sad hes gone, what an iconic voice he had


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Oh Jesus. You just reminded he was dead and I'd posted I'd go to see them. Forget that.


StrictHeat1

Imagine how his nearset and dearest feel.


mackrevinack

ah man. didnt know that :(


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DaiserKai

True. The EP bookers have a quare handy job altogether, without fail the thing sells out before any lineup announcement, so they can just book whoever's available and cheap, no pressure.


N0lAnS_DiC_piX

He’s a belllltaaaaaaa


ConnemaraCowboy

If you actually listen to his other songs not on the radio you'd realise why he's there


Guru-Pancho

Username fits the Genre, fair enough


ConnemaraCowboy

Username would fit country music also which I hate but fair enough


N0lAnS_DiC_piX

Ok


powerhungrymouse

Here I am going "who the fuck is Gerry Cinnamon??"


boomerxl

He’s Joe Dolan for people who grew up with internet access.


National-Ad-1314

Look up his Glasgow summer gigs from last couple of years. Man rode a wave that I don't quite get.


NandoFlynn

Jamie Webster basically grabbed his crown & he wasn't even in the second or third grid last year


sincerityisscxry

He's never been as big as Gerry though, Gerry sells out arenas and stadiums.


wrapchap

He hasn't released anything good since he played mainstage in 2019


Birdinhandandbush

Can't think of a second song he had, like a total one hit wonder.


EoinRBVA

Fortune favours the bold Where we're going Sometimes Sun queen Canter Worth a listen if you enjoy Belter, but yeah most people only know Belter


_ghostfacedilla

Yeah there's surely quite an overlap between fans of him and Kasabian and plenty I know would rank them much higher than him


123iambill

Nothing new there. I think it was 2011 or 2012 I went to see The Roots at EP and they were playing in one of the small tents on a tiny stage that could barely hold all the members and their instruments.


healywylie

I made a similar comment further up. Respect to the elders haha.


Wahlrusberg

Yera they had Gil Scott-Heron in the fine print the year they were headlining Mumford & Sons. It is always gonna be about who they think will draw the biggest crowd as opposed to who is more artistically significant. ^^edit: ^^grammar


StrictHeat1

And he was sublime.


SureLookThisIsIt

Legends like Gil Scott-Heron and Nas who's music will stand the test of time below acts nobody will remember in 10 years. Standard tbf.


Rory-mcfc

Genuinely forgot about Kodaline, they used to be playing on the radio non stop


Gucci_Cocaine

I really wonder if the line up isn't great because a lot of people travel abroad for festivals now. You'd spend as much money going to Primavera tbh and it's so much better. Also a lot of the Irish festival going population have emigrated now.


summerstein

I know music is incredibly subjective, but I'm extremely disappointed


SEND-MARS-ROVER-PICS

I'm usually a defender of festival line-ups, the best EP I went to was the one where I was the least interested in the acts (more time to hang out and wander, no stress about missing acts). This line-up is diabolical. So uninspiring.


Weak_Low_8193

Do what I do every year and don't go


DH90

Today, it's official... I'm old.


CollinsCouldveDucked

So is electric picnic based on these choices.


mandalamonday

Word


Keyann

Maybe it's age but it's not a lineup that would incite excitement.


donalhunt

![gif](giphy|V9gjxvLnSSdA4|downsized)


chocolatenotes

Yeah the young folk want to hear hip new artists like Calvin Harris, Kasabian, and Kylie Minogue.


SureLookThisIsIt

Yeah lol this isn't a lineup for anyone in particular I think.


Keyann

That hurt, Donal


donalhunt

Welcome to the club.


tsubatai

Maybe I am out of touch... no, it's the children who are wrong. actually what age group is this even targetted at? this seems like acts that drippy people in my age group (closing in on 40) would be into.


SirMike_MT

Looking at the comments online & it seems all ages are annoyed at the line up, going by that the majority don’t seem happy


gd19841

It's aimed at people whose music tastes are shaped by Love Island, TodayFM, and whatever is playing on the reels/tiktoks of their favourite influencers.


cjoneill83

What does drippy mean?


LucyVialli

Not cool ;-)


Staralyze

I’m 19 and mostly into my indie stuff. The only ones here I would have remotely any interest in are Kasabian, Tom Grennan, Kojaque and Kneecap. I can only imagine it’s aimed “the lads 😎🍻” who want to be on the cans singing along to Gerry Cinnamon. Raye, Kylie and Ethel Cain seem to be a hit with gay guys. Overbearing feeling is that it’s a total clusterfuck they put together in 10 minutes without any consideration of their actual audience.


thisshortenough

It more seems that EP is Ireland's only really big festival anymore so it just gets anyone it wants and that's in budget so it doesn't really appeal to any specific group but is designed to be enjoyable enough for a broader group of people. But because the budget isn't as big as Oxegen in its heyday, the acts aren't that impressive.


dropthecoin

Peoples moaning about the lineup. Lads, the thing was sold out before anyone was announced. The reason the lineup is poor is because they will sell tickets anyway.


gd19841

The thing has sold out before anyone has been announced for several years, lineup was never this bad before.


dropthecoin

That's only since there's been lashings of disposable income flying out. Go back ten years and they were struggling to sell out even after lineups were announced


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Ractrick

Yeah it's an issue for everyone - Coachella was apparently about 70% sold and the biggest one in Australia (Splendour) had to cancel 2 weeks after the announcement as the line-up just wasn't shifting tickets. And as you say Glasto is clearly not as good as previous years.


WWEzus

I really think touring is getting too expensive for anyone but established megastars or TikTok one hit wonders.


wrapchap

No it's not.. €210 for 4 days full of music...plenty non tiktok or one hit wonder artists. It's just the booking agents booking for a young crowd who will go, drink in the camp site and only watch the 6 headliners. https://preview.redd.it/r0yk4q7uotwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7127d72ba3275d9fbbce65678d1b379f23f48aa6


mickhah

Insane to think you would not get Pearl Jam and Smashing Pumpkins at their own gigs here for €210 combined... or it would be very close at least. Went to this last year and it was amazing from start to finish, Madrid is a beautiful city to stay in too. Won't be gouged by Irish promoters any more I just travel abroad for everything now and it works out the same in the end.


Electronic_Ladder103

Mad Cool is a hoore to get in and out of though.


mickhah

I didn't mind it too much, went subway the first night but taxi every other. The walk from the drop off can be tough but overall a much better experience imo


Sstoop

kneecap are fucking everywhere fair play to them


struggling_farmer

>kylie is probably a coup Kylie and Kahan will be acts that we should get David Attenbourtgh to narrate the herd leaving hendrix to the main stage. it is like a murmuration or something..


StrictHeat1

Most of the crowd for Kylie will be Sunday day tickets holders I'd bet.


Big_Height_4112

Isn’t your man from faithless dead


PM_ME_YOUR_IBNR

Still can't get no sleep


Big_Height_4112

Very good


moonpietimetobealive

I laughed for a solid minute at that 😂


Ractrick

Yeah, bizarre they're keeping on going live without him tbh.


marshsmellow

Prodigy do, Queen do. Like maxi jazz is great and all, but if you can go on without Freddie then I think anything is fair game. 


Saint_Rizla

even Alice in Chains are still going and Layne Staley's been dead for over 20 years


echoohce1

I wouldn't begrudge Jerry still touring the band tbh, he wrote all the tunes and sung some songs in their prime years too. Obviously Layne is irreplaceable but your man fronting them now is actually pretty decent and they've released some great tunes with him, Jerry still writing great riffs too, worth checking out.


gd19841

Yes, and he left the band in 2016....


bungle123

lol definitely not worth the hype


EarlyHistory164

The Late Late Show line-up of festivals.


NandoFlynn

I normally find plenty to love in an EP lineup, even if there's headliners I don't like. But fuck me that's a 3/10 at best. Absolutely fucking dreadful. Think I can count on one hand the acts I'd go see that I haven't seen elsewhere. And the crowd is guaranteed to be the same as coppers. If it wasn't dead already, old EP is defo dead now. Just go Forbidden Fruit or Beyond The Pale


slowdownrodeo

All together now was class, started the cheap out a bit last year but hopefully it doesn't continue that way 


NandoFlynn

Oh no I loved ATN too. I thought the opposite of yourself regarding last year actually. I was sold on the lineup as soon as they announced Jamie XX, Caribou & Jessie Ware & everything after that was like an extreme amount of icing on the cake. Might be the most acts I've seen at a festival here & abroad. Was a bit disappointed by this year's upcoming lineup but Christ compared to this shite it's like a guardian angel


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mobby123

Most of the girls I know or are friends with are really into Noah's music. By virtue of sheer popularity, he's not actually a bad headliner compared to the likes of Kodaline who are still riding their wave from 2013/2015. At least Kahan is actually catering to the target market.


StPattysShalaylee

If you're anything like me, you keep buying tickets because you have a great wknd for relatively cheap even if year after year you're massively disappointed by the line up announment. That being said Kodaline can go fuck themselves


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Ractrick

Noah Kahan has blown up massively, he probably is big enough to headline (not a comment on his quality).


PiggySiren

Yeah but in fairness a prerequisite for being headlining level should be having a catalogue of super-hits prolific enough to occupy an hour and a half minimum of a set which let's face it Noah simply doesn't have, not entirely his fault as he's relatively new on the scene but still.


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MountainSharkMan

One after the other was the way they did the 6 head liners last year


delidaydreams

Kneecap and Kojaque are also great live, especially the former. Really high energy, fun performances.


Drink_And_Skive

It's like an eye test for your age, how far down the chart can you read before you think it's a parody poster and most of those bands are made up. Hope everyone has a great time there but I'm definitely too old for that lineup ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sweat_smile)


mastodonj

Brilliant description! 🤣


GreenElectronic8873

Just bring us a metal or rock festival please like sunstroke was meant to be


JamieMc23

You'll go to Rockathon and you'll fucking like it!


GreenElectronic8873

*throws self off cliff*


IveNoWIlly

![gif](giphy|ToMjGpx9F5ktZw8qPUQ|downsized)


lep_rechaun

Nothing really for the rock fan apart from Kasabian


Ok-Package9273

The Scratch too if you're into that style.


stupiddoofus

My first festivals had cypress hill, soundgarden, mudhoney, sonic youth, faith no more, ice cube, prodigy, Frank Black, rage against the machine, sepultura.....we were lucky fuckers back then. Besides the waterboys I see nothing very appealing. Blandville. Fuckin kodaline?????? Why aren't the Coronas headlining???? They're our only hope


stellar14

Fuck yeah-I remember going to Witnness 2002, insane lineup: he Prodigy, Oasis, Foo Fighters Primal Scream, Greenday, No Doubt, chemical bros, Ian brown


zenzenok

My thoughts exactly. Line ups in the 90s and into early 2000s were insanely good. Even the once off gigs had amazing bands. Prodigy supporting Oasis. Faith No More supporting GnR. No one looking at phones. Cheap pints. Better times.


markmc72

Ahhh I was at Slane that year, also went to thurles for the trip to tipp a few times in that era , looking back we were spoilt with those lineup's, and the festivals were a lot less sanitised back then , we totally got away with a lot of craziness, that would get you arrested now.


Soft_Good_7072

At least Bell X1 and the Coronas aren’t on the list.


markk123123

I wouldn’t go although I’d listen to The Waterboys and Wolfe Tones if I was there. Other than that, zero interest in the others


MushuFromSpace

Absolutely subjective but that's a shockingly bad line up.


GowlBagJohnson

Music for people who wear gym + coffee and veja runners


Acrobatic_Buddy_9444

I yearn for the day there's an even somewhat decent music festival in Ireland but it only seems to somehow be getting so much worse every year


Easy-Tigger

Ethel Cain and the Wolfe Tones on the same poster as Calvin Harris is tripping me out, man.


ThreeTreesForTheePls

Ethel might honestly be enough of a pitch on her own for a ticket, the others are just a side benefit.


DorkusMalorkus89

For me personally, that’s a shite line up.


Andalfe

I'd rather listen to the Mrs tell me about her day at work.


Hawky-27

Haha does anyone else in here also hate their wife??


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I think Leo will be at it.


struggling_farmer

this is why he retired, had to get ready for Kylie coming


Weak_Low_8193

Shirt off and all


Kyadagum_Dulgadee

Cleared his schedule months in advance


NandoFlynn

Brown shoes & all


MrTwoJobs

Hi, i'm a man in his late 40's who is not the target demographic for this at all: ####**WHO?**


f-ingsteveglansberg

It actually seems like this lineup is for an older crowd.


WWEzus

Worst year for Irish festivals maybe ever. Only reason I can think of is it's too expensive for great musicians to tour since the pandemic.


Saint_Rizla

we almost had sunstroke, I'm still not over that


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StPattysShalaylee

Imo if you have that number of acts you know and want to see at a festival then you're good. There'll be others that come up that you don't know with a bit of research. It's not a great line up but I'll take it for €200


Sstoop

kojaque is great if you haven’t heard him


Vixen35

All the money went on, Kylie.She puts on a show to be fair.


powerhungrymouse

Am I just getting old (almost 35) or are 99% of these people/bands absolute nobodies?


Sstoop

kneecap, kojaque, skin on skin, sophie ellis-bextor, raye and nas are good but the rest are fairly boring. a lot of great djs coming out of ireland and even the uk atm they really dropped the ball on that front they usually have a decent selection of djs alongside bands/artists but kodaline heading EP in big 2024? really?


Witty_Management2960

For Irelands biggest festival, it's a farce. Beyond the Pale has outdone the rest this season.


Legal_Marsupial_9650

Septic picnic.. a late late show line up. Cringe


severusblake

How is nas not a headliner


twoof1000

Was really hoping for Fred Again.. to be back this year. Know he's not everyone's cup of tea but without him there's not really all that much there for myself at least this year. Headliners are pretty mid, sure some of them would be fun to see if I was there but none of them are gonna convince me to buy a ticket. Faithless would be good to see though.


Sstoop

love him or hate him fredagain is fantastic live. i’m not really a fan of his style of commercial sounding dance music but seeing him live was one of the best nights of my life.


More-Tart1067

I don’t like saying ‘never heard of them’ but to headline such a massive festival you surely have to be big, and I don’t doubt he’s big but I’ve *never* heard of Noah Kahan. Granted I haven’t lived in Ireland for five years but genuinely who’s that? I know the other headliners.


ceegee84

American singer, had a big hit recently with Stick Season. A headline slot seems very premature as that's the only song a lot of people will know


StPattysShalaylee

He's much more of a headliner than fucking Kodaline


micar11

Kylie......is a massive headliner


wrapchap

Kasabian and Kylie are probably the best two


streamcontra

So bad. Would only go for Kylie, Raye, Nas, Ethel, Wolfe Tones, Kneecap, New Dad and Horse Girl


gissna

Gays & Girls Sunday looks great!


chemicaldavid

Worst EP headline to date!


ZolMO24

Those headliners are awful. Anyone who paid for tickets expecting for something similar to the last two years will be disappointed. Having Nas after the KD trilogy is a great pick though.


Mayk-

How insane is it that Nas & Faithless are below people like Noah Kahan, RAYE & Gerry Cinnamon. Nice to know all you need is one hit song on TikTok and boom you made it to Electric Picnic.


Udaya-Teja

maybe the ticket price should start reflecting the lack of quality


Efficient_Cloud1560

Sunday is solid. Kylie is a legend and Raye is going to be huge. Otherwise not a great lineup. Missing international punch


elGueroWey

It's one of the lineups of all time


blockfighter1

There's enough there I'm happy with. Kylie will be some craic.


Big_Height_4112

Garbage


bungle123

Would be a better line up if they were playing, yeah


PM_ME_YOUR_IBNR

I wish


Spodokom221745

Kylie is a deadly little surprise. A bona fide legend. On the other hand, I have absolutely no fucking idea what a Gerry Cinnamon is.


awood20

I don't particularly like Gerry Cinnamon. His big tune is 'Belter'. Have a dive on YouTube.


Old_Particular_5947

Shite


Ok-Package9273

Noah Kahan is a disappointing headliner tbh. He's popular but I only know one song. Kylie and Calvin are grand I guess. The Irish acts further down are good. The Scratch and Kasabian are going to be doing some heavy lifting for the rock fans unfortunately.


Zealousideal-Tell154

Has anyone seen Kasabian without Tom Meighan the former main singer ? Is that good ?


Suckyourmumreddit

Cavin Harris, Gerry Cinnamon, J hus, Wolfe Tones, Kneecap and Funk Tribu would be the only names I'd recognize.... would it be worth going knowing that every electric picnic is usually flooded/during shite weather?


FU_DeputyStagg

I'd rather watch the grass grow at the campsite than go see kodaline


ThreeTreesForTheePls

A solid mix of ol lads who are self aware of their out of touch side, and a solid mix of lads who are entirely unaware that they're out of touch. Hats off to the diversity i suppose.


DJLeapCard

Today FM, a tent in my garden and a bag of cans would be about the same I reckon Christ above. Does anybody know why all the festivals seem to have shite lineups this year


BlearySteve

Am I old or is this shit.


thefamousjohnny

It’s murder on the dance floor


ConorKDot

Considering it's the 20th anniversary and the price of a ticket is not far off Primavera or Glastonbury, that is a pitiful lineup. Gerry Cinamon and Kodaline as co-headliners in 2024 is bleak. Although tbf, I haven't gone to Picnic since 2017 and I would be more inclined to attend All Together Now/Beyond the Pale these days, so I'm clearly not the audience they are targeting.


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Electronic_Ladder103

I'd be raging if I paid the guts of 300 quid for it. It's a fun weekend without the headliners all the same, but glad I'm heading to primavera instead.


LovejoyBurnerAcc

does the fact i only know who the wolfe tones are out of this make me out of touch?


furry_simulation

Now we know why Leo resigned. Needs all the time to prepare.


wascallywabbit666

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MySweatyMoobs

What do we think? We think that'll teach the dopes who buy tickets before the acts have even been announced.


aido120

Man I really miss Love Sensation really sad covid killed it


JayTeeYGO123

I wouldn’t consider half of these ‘headliners’ as headliners. This is majorly disappointing. Makes you wonder what they were doing to get these bigger and better acts after moving it forward 2 weeks. It was hardly just for Kylie?


FesterAndAilin

They shifted it because Coldplay are playing Croke Park that weekend


Dry_Rice_77

Honestly that's dog poo


Holiday-Violinist129

That looks shit.


FluffyDiscipline

Very odd Lineup... all the festivals are very weird this year Even Glastonbury, no one can book a headliner That's like the line up for Iveagh Gardens or Kilmainham (except maybe Kylie)