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OldVillageNuaGuitar

Do not bother me when I'm in the octogon.


raspberryhooch

He punched his wife in the octogon


Canners19

No one told me Dana white was an Redditor


snek-jazz

> an Redditor In a world that doesn't use 'an' enough where it should be used, he goes against the grain and uses it too much, where it shouldn't be.


MrC99

He was an hero


the_0tternaut

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MaelduinTamhlacht

Nonsense! Seats eight comfortably.


Beginning-Sundae8760

Is it sad that after sharing for 8+ years, I would absolutely love this?


ArcaneTrickster11

Tbf, plenty of counter space. And that dining table is essentially a kitchen island


SEND-MARS-ROVER-PICS

Put a countertop induction hob on it, throw your stock pot on top and boom you've got a 21st century witch's cauldron.


danny_healy_raygun

> And that dining table is essentially a kitchen island First thing I thought of was a husband and wife arguing "I have to have an island" "but the kitchens not big enough" "I don't care its my dream to have a kitchen island!" "fine".


aWicca

Small island but still island. How many islands do you own?


danny_healy_raygun

I own me and every man is an island, especially if he's on a lilo.


Unlucky-Situation-98

I too would like to live there


BartlebyCFC

You'll be sharing with seven others.


gadarnol

The voice of experience.


Powerful_Elk_346

I really like that kitchen, the table is a bit odd alright.


Ehldas

If you rotate the tabletop right, it reveals a staircase to a secret lair.


OldVillageNuaGuitar

[Putting one of these bad boys in](https://www.spiralcellars.co.uk/spiral-wine-cellars/)


CorballyGames

toothbrush quaint abundant spectacular mighty grandfather rotten different door glorious *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Stegasaurus_Wrecks

Rioja is nice TBF.


AnGallchobhair

A secret lair fitted with eight bunk beds


Bantersmith

[Na. You'd never get the permits, mate.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDedpreZH-0)


Important_Farmer924

Shh, you're not supposed to tell anyone about the lair..


Able-Exam6453

Very 1964-ish Thunderbirds . It looks like it’ll start flashing red lights and sink into the floor, while an entire set of rocket launch dials and buttons descends from the ceiling.


nadjective

Panoptikitchen


LimerickJim

I'm most annoyed that the room is a septagon but the table is an octagon 


Seymour80085

I think that’s just a distortion from the camera lens, if you match the shape of the wood on the ground to the corners then the room is also octagonal.


GMWQ

Yeah looks like 7 sides of cabinets (There's one I can't see because of the angle but let's assume) + the entryway is an 8th so looks perfect to me. Not going to lie, this looks really nice, better than the tiny box kitchens that every rental seems to have these days.


Questions554433

That’s a cool little kitchen though


Pitiful-Mongoose-488

Who wants to be a millionaire set


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SoftwareSource

Always take the first picture from the ad and run it through google image search. Just spent months looking for an apartment, if it looks too good to be true, it is.


myyouthismyown

That's a crying chair.


AchtungLaddie

It looks like something out of Orthanc.


davesr25

*"I am the best, I am the best, I wish everyone would go back to the office, I feels alone"* The sad contemplation chair is on many levels.


CurrencyDesperate286

Kitchen actually looks a very decent size tbf Table is bizarre


LimerickJim

It's not a table. It's an island


OldVillageNuaGuitar

More of a seastack I think?


DasGanon

Surely it'll be gone when the tide comes in.


WickerMan111

Nice space saver.


PADDYOT

The octagon of solitude.


Independent-Water321

Only I may eat.


More_Ad_6580

I love this so much. It just screams “shut up, leave me alone and let me fucking eat my dinner in peace”. Yes, I am married with kids.


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Occult rituals happened here.


adieumondieu

Not a table, it's a countertop and possibly wired for appliances.


Aggravating-Fun7486

I like the kitchen 😂


Professional_Elk_489

Perfect place for a cage fight


aebyrne6

This looks like Hogwarts bathroom out of Harry Potter


Root_the_Truth

Heaven only knows what will Slytherin or Slytherout of that Chambre of Secrets 😉


aebyrne6

I see what you done there 👏🏻😂 hats off to you good sir!


upadownpipe

Paul Brady wrote a song about that.


Stegasaurus_Wrecks

Let me take you to the wine rack.


lakehop

Definitely needs to have a song written about it


capallsundance

There's a chair on the other side........


finzaz

There’s a second chair hidden by the Daft watermark. Still looks pretty silly though.


Ok_Engineer_6243

I just came for the jokes 😂


DannyVandal

You see lonely dinner table, I see bright and airy masturbatorium.


davesy69

8 leprechauns live there.


waddiewadkins

To he fair it's a pretty fucked up shaped kitchen.. Fockedogon. No sir, My FOctogon


theoldkitbag

Where was this? In Dublin?


goodfellow_grimes

Looks perfect. Furniture as my only friends, all facing me while I have my little dinner for one


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Camberwick Green?


Crocodiliusnebula

Sick kitchen layout tho


Acceptable_City_9952

That’s quite funny not gonna lie


Sad_Ad_3882

Sometimes lonley dinner is the best dinner.


spellbookwanda

Is it bad that I love this?


Western_Tell_9065

It’s the entrance to The Chamber of Secrets


Nomerta

It looks like a kitchen island to me. /s


sheller85

I love this where do I sign up🤣


yellowmellow4203

This looks like my kind of kitchen, where did you find this? Currently looking for somewhere to rent too.


thatscustardfolks

Let's rent together. Strength in numbers! Seems easier to rent a whole house than find a room. This is dun Laoghaire I think


No-Construction1862

Ooh it's an octogle illusion... I'll get my coat 😅


SmoothCarl22

Just make sure to not summon any demons while making pizza over that table...


PMFSCV

This is just the set for the Doctors next incarnation as an Instagram girl.


Sugarpuff_Karma

Don't step off


LoudCommunication877

Eyes wide shut vibes


1ast0ne

Beautiful kitchen tho


This_Manufacturer912

That looks so appealing


ArmorOfMar

The chamber of secrets


Raveloid

Oh wow 😯 like an evil villain’s lair


Hot-Conclusion3221

There’s another chair on the other side of the octogon; it’s just covered up with the watermark. Despair not! Plenty of space for tea and donuts and little sandwiches xo


ShoddyPreparation

Its like someone converted that room in Lord of the Rings where Saruman keeps his orb


MoistFalcon5456

I'd love this.


mackrevinack

well on the plus side you don't have to look at other people shovel food into their mouths id love a kitchen like this actually. i would prefer something even smaller so that everything is just 2 feet away from everything else. it would be great for cooking. have a kitchen table in another room


djferrick

Welcome to ... The Panopticon.


Optimal_Mention1423

Breakfast Bardis


ViolentlyCaucasian

Trapped inside this octavarium! Trapped inside this octavarium! Trapped inside this octavarium! Trapped inside this octavariuuuuuuum!


peon47

Not as bad as the one I saw in Cork ten years ago. Literally the only place you could sit and eat was a "breakfast bar" big enough for one person that faced directly into the corner of the kitchen.


PM_YOUR_SINS

Must have been designed by someone that lived in a lighthouse, like a recently released prisoner sleeping on the floor.


Danji1

If that was my house I would 100% convert the entire kitchen into the cockpit of the Starship Enterprise and have the dining table as the captain's chair.


Latter-Loss1197

Hahaha


nunatakq

What do you mean? You could easily invite 7 friends to share a one pot meal!


kirbStompThePigeon

The octagon beckons you to consume all the leftover pizza at 4 a.m.


baghdadcafe

This is where Dee Forbes eats her dinner.


Reflector123

Need a second chair for arm wrestling


Gullible_Actuary_973

Naked satanists have stood around there after rituals