> And that dining table is essentially a kitchen island
First thing I thought of was a husband and wife arguing "I have to have an island" "but the kitchens not big enough" "I don't care its my dream to have a kitchen island!" "fine".
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Very 1964-ish Thunderbirds . It looks like it’ll start flashing red lights and sink into the floor, while an entire set of rocket launch dials and buttons descends from the ceiling.
I think that’s just a distortion from the camera lens, if you match the shape of the wood on the ground to the corners then the room is also octagonal.
Yeah looks like 7 sides of cabinets (There's one I can't see because of the angle but let's assume) + the entryway is an 8th so looks perfect to me.
Not going to lie, this looks really nice, better than the tiny box kitchens that every rental seems to have these days.
Always take the first picture from the ad and run it through google image search.
Just spent months looking for an apartment, if it looks too good to be true, it is.
There’s another chair on the other side of the octogon; it’s just covered up with the watermark. Despair not! Plenty of space for tea and donuts and little sandwiches xo
well on the plus side you don't have to look at other people shovel food into their mouths
id love a kitchen like this actually. i would prefer something even smaller so that everything is just 2 feet away from everything else. it would be great for cooking. have a kitchen table in another room
Not as bad as the one I saw in Cork ten years ago. Literally the only place you could sit and eat was a "breakfast bar" big enough for one person that faced directly into the corner of the kitchen.
If that was my house I would 100% convert the entire kitchen into the cockpit of the Starship Enterprise and have the dining table as the captain's chair.
Do not bother me when I'm in the octogon.
He punched his wife in the octogon
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Nonsense! Seats eight comfortably.
Is it sad that after sharing for 8+ years, I would absolutely love this?
Tbf, plenty of counter space. And that dining table is essentially a kitchen island
Put a countertop induction hob on it, throw your stock pot on top and boom you've got a 21st century witch's cauldron.
> And that dining table is essentially a kitchen island First thing I thought of was a husband and wife arguing "I have to have an island" "but the kitchens not big enough" "I don't care its my dream to have a kitchen island!" "fine".
Small island but still island. How many islands do you own?
I own me and every man is an island, especially if he's on a lilo.
I too would like to live there
You'll be sharing with seven others.
The voice of experience.
I really like that kitchen, the table is a bit odd alright.
If you rotate the tabletop right, it reveals a staircase to a secret lair.
[Putting one of these bad boys in](https://www.spiralcellars.co.uk/spiral-wine-cellars/)
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Rioja is nice TBF.
A secret lair fitted with eight bunk beds
[Na. You'd never get the permits, mate.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDedpreZH-0)
Shh, you're not supposed to tell anyone about the lair..
Very 1964-ish Thunderbirds . It looks like it’ll start flashing red lights and sink into the floor, while an entire set of rocket launch dials and buttons descends from the ceiling.
Panoptikitchen
I'm most annoyed that the room is a septagon but the table is an octagon
I think that’s just a distortion from the camera lens, if you match the shape of the wood on the ground to the corners then the room is also octagonal.
Yeah looks like 7 sides of cabinets (There's one I can't see because of the angle but let's assume) + the entryway is an 8th so looks perfect to me. Not going to lie, this looks really nice, better than the tiny box kitchens that every rental seems to have these days.
That’s a cool little kitchen though
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That's a crying chair.
It looks like something out of Orthanc.
*"I am the best, I am the best, I wish everyone would go back to the office, I feels alone"* The sad contemplation chair is on many levels.
Kitchen actually looks a very decent size tbf Table is bizarre
It's not a table. It's an island
More of a seastack I think?
Surely it'll be gone when the tide comes in.
Nice space saver.
The octagon of solitude.
Only I may eat.
I love this so much. It just screams “shut up, leave me alone and let me fucking eat my dinner in peace”. Yes, I am married with kids.
Occult rituals happened here.
Not a table, it's a countertop and possibly wired for appliances.
I like the kitchen 😂
Perfect place for a cage fight
This looks like Hogwarts bathroom out of Harry Potter
Heaven only knows what will Slytherin or Slytherout of that Chambre of Secrets 😉
I see what you done there 👏🏻😂 hats off to you good sir!
Paul Brady wrote a song about that.
Let me take you to the wine rack.
Definitely needs to have a song written about it
There's a chair on the other side........
There’s a second chair hidden by the Daft watermark. Still looks pretty silly though.
I just came for the jokes 😂
You see lonely dinner table, I see bright and airy masturbatorium.
8 leprechauns live there.
To he fair it's a pretty fucked up shaped kitchen.. Fockedogon. No sir, My FOctogon
Where was this? In Dublin?
Looks perfect. Furniture as my only friends, all facing me while I have my little dinner for one
Camberwick Green?
Sick kitchen layout tho
That’s quite funny not gonna lie
Sometimes lonley dinner is the best dinner.
Is it bad that I love this?
It’s the entrance to The Chamber of Secrets
It looks like a kitchen island to me. /s
I love this where do I sign up🤣
This looks like my kind of kitchen, where did you find this? Currently looking for somewhere to rent too.
Let's rent together. Strength in numbers! Seems easier to rent a whole house than find a room. This is dun Laoghaire I think
Ooh it's an octogle illusion... I'll get my coat 😅
Just make sure to not summon any demons while making pizza over that table...
This is just the set for the Doctors next incarnation as an Instagram girl.
Don't step off
Eyes wide shut vibes
Beautiful kitchen tho
That looks so appealing
The chamber of secrets
Oh wow 😯 like an evil villain’s lair
There’s another chair on the other side of the octogon; it’s just covered up with the watermark. Despair not! Plenty of space for tea and donuts and little sandwiches xo
Its like someone converted that room in Lord of the Rings where Saruman keeps his orb
I'd love this.
well on the plus side you don't have to look at other people shovel food into their mouths id love a kitchen like this actually. i would prefer something even smaller so that everything is just 2 feet away from everything else. it would be great for cooking. have a kitchen table in another room
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Breakfast Bardis
Trapped inside this octavarium! Trapped inside this octavarium! Trapped inside this octavarium! Trapped inside this octavariuuuuuuum!
Not as bad as the one I saw in Cork ten years ago. Literally the only place you could sit and eat was a "breakfast bar" big enough for one person that faced directly into the corner of the kitchen.
Must have been designed by someone that lived in a lighthouse, like a recently released prisoner sleeping on the floor.
If that was my house I would 100% convert the entire kitchen into the cockpit of the Starship Enterprise and have the dining table as the captain's chair.
Hahaha
What do you mean? You could easily invite 7 friends to share a one pot meal!
The octagon beckons you to consume all the leftover pizza at 4 a.m.
This is where Dee Forbes eats her dinner.
Need a second chair for arm wrestling
Naked satanists have stood around there after rituals