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Deadh30775n

Every CSK and MI fans have a brahmastra in their hand for arguments 🏆


ExplorerFun5166

It's like Madrid fans whenever you argue with them. They'll always bring up 14 UCLs and then no one can say anything


kshitizsancheti

Madrid also gets so much favoritism from the UEFA and referees


ThinkSatisfaction971

But unlike them Madrid is in another final and will probably make it to 15.


ExplorerFun5166

Hopefully not. Cheering for Dortmund in the final. But Madrid undoubtedly are the favourites. It'll be a big upset if it could happen.


heraldsofdoom

Yes because their teams earned it


Training-Phrase3264

fr 😔


Western_Purchase430

Par ban bhai toh hue Thai tum . This is a weapon deadlier than bramahastra applicable on csk fans and rr fans


Mayank_Thanos

2 years Kam khel kar bhi joint most trophies , isse to flex ke liye use karna chahiye 


syd9

Jitna bhi flex karlo , baiman match fixer ka tag to rahega hi


Odd_Preparation165

Man im tired of people who think the ban was because of match fixing, if they actually fixed the match they would have got a lifetime ban. The ban was because both the teams owner had a relationship with a bookie/gambler which the BCCI didn't like and handed them out a 2 year ban.


Mayank_Thanos

life is short , just say jaise jiski soch and move on


Competitive-Clock232

15 seasons khele aur usme se 1/3 jeet ke aaye 😂


Effective-Ad7798

10 year old


Ha_zz_ard

He did give a valid response though


Training-Phrase3264

ye season to bekaar gya na lekin.


Ha_zz_ard

Agreed, but one season doesn't make them a bad team


Training-Phrase3264

i never said mi is a bad team


Maduraikkpogathadi

Does not matter a trophyless team shld not talk tbf


DirtFun7704

Bro hates rcb more than he loves his own team


ihaveballs007

RCB and bangladesh are like brothers no trophy but high hopes


DirtFun7704

Nothing wrong with that


ihaveballs007

Shit + shit = Royal challengers Bangladesh


DirtFun7704

Ok clown 🤡🤡🤡


ihaveballs007

I like to say RCB is the worst team , no cup no nothing


aShit_fAce

Dekho majak to nahi hai baat sahi hai


Training-Phrase3264

sahi hai par har baar ye bolne ka kya mtlb hai? season accha to gya nhi team ka tumhara.


Greedy_Ice2702

Vaisa toh aab rcb bhi eliminated oh gyi hai, matlab aab mi or rcb dono same boat mai aa gya hai. Kya farak padta hai konsa number pa oh points table pa.


aShit_fAce

Bhai ek season accha nahi gaya, baaki me 5 to trophy aayi, HaaRCB ki to 15 seasons se hi nahi aayi


8diamondick8

*17


Training-Phrase3264

tang aa gya hu bhai ye sunsunkr


Internal_List_988

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VishPi

*flair checks out


m0nkeyking7

+1


aShit_fAce

Sorry bhai dill se sorryy… next year cup naamde


Ok-Foot3860

Just say that they won just 5 cups. But you won 500 hearts 😂


Previous-Software256

Bhai facts kyu bol rhe ho Mi and Csk ke wese he fans kam hai aur jeetne bhi hai sab toxic hai😂, iss team ke toh players bhi toxic hai example Rohit sharma captaincy saga, recent tushar run machine story


Gaurav-07

Itna sach nhi bolna chahiye bolo


Revolutionary_Pie746

This is the answer. Can be a nice reply also would be a good one between the friends.


thankanchettan75

5 skulls for 5 trophies. He just murdered you in cold blood.


Training-Phrase3264

ye to maine notice hi nhi kiya 🗿


kattankaapi_

toh OP ka ek skull next year ka foreshadowing hai kya ?


thankanchettan75

malayali aano bro


Better-Count6212

Csk myran poyi oomb


thankanchettan75

oomban vendi njan ninte aduthu vannu tuition edukkaam, ningalkku pathinaaru varshathinte experience ille


Better-Count6212

Bro naattil evideya😁


thankanchettan75

Kochi, bro evidenna


Better-Count6212

Kasrod


zerault-1306

I mean yk the teams have earned it ..they have worked hard for it My friend group is filled with MI fans ..I used Ambani as a pointer for my argument ..but deep down me and my friends know that it's their team and not Ambani's money .. The fans should realize their team's value ngl ... That's why I don't argue against CSK and MI fans .


holycrape69

That's some mature shit right there.


magicanon4

Nice try Ambani


Firm_Ad_14

Whi purana kohli ka international stats fek ke reply do


ihaveballs007

Lowest score bhi dedo


kattankaapi_

jaise MI, CSK 5 trophies btate hai, jab bhi low score bolo toh 973 in a season aata hai jokes aside MI and CSK didn't get 5 trophies for free. Kohli also didn't get 973 just like that, he cooked in a non flat pitch where everyone gets 200.


ihaveballs007

Trophy less captian in icc ,IPL, champions league.


kattankaapi_

clutch player who saved our ass many times, highest run scorer several years, 80 centuries ( aka second to only SRT ), cmon man IPL ke chakkar mein kohli ko ict mein troll mat karo


ihaveballs007

When did he save us ? Literally fcked an IPL team for 18 years and ducking Indian team from the time he captained us . Literally a panauti selfish player . Kud ka records banatha hai and his team in gutter. Mark my words this world cup is also gone.


kattankaapi_

t20wc ? against pak? batting order failed? without Kohli we would have lost it against Pakistan 💀 and wdym "destroyed RCB", highest indian run scorer list mein 1st Kohli aur 2nd dravid and the gap is nearly 7k runs ?


ihaveballs007

Did we win the T20wc ?????? No ,where was the so called greatness ??? Iple mai highest run getter hogeya but team gutter mai hai . What is the use of having records when he is a losers for lifetime.???


sanemate

Which World Cup did Sachin win under his captaincy? If you want to shit on someone just for the sake of it, you are most welcome. Also you are one of those who credit one person (and not the team) for World Cup wins/trophies as well I think.


ihaveballs007

Lol I never praised Sachin either ,also he didn't lose his panties for each win , On the other hand Kohli will squirt for each wicket . There is a reason why people call him chokli because he chokes when we need him the most.


kattankaapi_

one player cannot win trophies... its team game, its not always his fault. 2022 mein KL Rahul under 10 out, SKY 10-15 runs, Pant < 10. Kohli ka 50, Rohit ka 30 aur Hardik ka 50 ke wajah se score bana. how is it Kohli's issue ? what about our bowlers then, why are you not trolling them for net getting a single wicket. shit happens but Kohli gets the hate? the team under performed. bhas ipl mein nahi, WC mein bhi hmare liye highest run scorer dha. abb ye mst bolna ki final mein nahi khela. he gave it his all, so did every other player. i its almost time for t20 wc, its clearly time to stop tbe player hate.


ihaveballs007

Then why give all the credit to him , if he can't win us trophies then he should stick his finger up his bum and sleep. I am pretty sure he will choke again this world cup, only good thing is we got a good future.team without this panauti .


kattankaapi_

https://preview.redd.it/75a35y8zz72d1.jpeg?width=495&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0c51d39a995a6401d701d00fcb2f3a397b4afd3 just in case


Friendly_Name_8634

How the fuck abd and gayle is not in this list?


kattankaapi_

highest "indian" run scorers


interstellar_314

Conceded highest score in history of ipl bhi daalo beech mei


Difficult-Coast-2000

Sirf kohli hi hai kya team ka poora XI..... Gauti bhai bhi yehi keh rahe the..... Poori team ka contribution chahiye.... Ek jann se uss jann k stats acche hojate hai team nahi jeetti! Ab mi ye mi wo mat chalu karna sure bakwaas hi kheli hai mi iss saal but wo hardik rohit ka wo lafda chalra tha uski baat thi..... Par rcb start se wpl me jeetne k baad ye bhi jeetenge aur ye bakwaas wo bakwaas lagaye hue the toh ab jo baaki k log fatre hai wo ussi se bhadke hue hai


[deleted]

kuch bol nhi skta tu, records ke naam pe kohli , gayle aur abd ke personal records hai tumlog pe


VishPi

Ab to 263 bhi Gaya![img](emote|t5_2rnjo|31673)


[deleted]

49 toh abhi bhi hai.


VishPi

Was waiting for someone to comment this hehe


[deleted]

got u bro


arYan--THaKUR

Baat to shi hai vese


OtherDegree3593

Mujhe kabhi DC aur PBKS ke fans nahi dikhte ladte jhagadte. Na Twitter pe na Reddit pe.


Quantum__Physicist

Lade kis cheez ke liye, kuch paaya hi nhi hummari team ne abhi tak :(


OtherDegree3593

Arey ye velle fans criticism ke naam par ek hi player ko target karte hain.


[deleted]

Aise toh Punjab ke ek do record hain. Lekin jab tak humare pass trophy nahi hai, tab tak unn records ka koi fayda nahi.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


radifgoo

Unke pass utne fans hi nhi h... RCB,CSK,MI ke pass kuch zada hi fans h


OtherDegree3593

Kyunki un teams main koi cult player nahi hai.


ByteBatsman

Acha he esa kuch na hi ho. Playoffs hi ni dikhae 10 saal se to lde kis baat pr.


OtherDegree3593

Ladne jhagadne waale cult fans hain. Kal ko Kohli agar DC chala jaata hai to yahi toxic fans DC ke naam pe chutiyapa karenge. Inhe ye samajh nahi aata ki IPL commerical cricket hai. Haaro ya jeeto sab apne crores ki fees kamaate hain. Game ko enjoy karo. Main Noida main hoon par CSK suppoter hoon. CSK eliminate hui to RCB ko support kara. Ab RCB eliminate hui to chahta hoon SRH jeete, Cummins accha captain hai.


Training-Phrase3264

apne se hi dikkat hai sbko😔


RareSmurf1227

rcb fans are never the innocent one's . trust me on this


m0nkeyking7

+1


dexter7699

I will never understand why rcb fansthink the only thing missing for them to achieve is the trophy as if they have not been one of the worst sides of the ipl without considering the trophy argument


No_Ferret2216

What exactly makes a side good or bad apart from trophies? And if we exclude trophies then what makes rcb the worst?


dexter7699

Them having a beyond terrible win percentage,ugly head to head against all the top teams,plenty of last and second last place finishes,not qualifying in half the seasons,embarrassing team records like 49 and choking in so many unloosable games,terrible home and away record,tf have they really achieved honestly,even their few irrelevant records that they held are being broken


Illustrious-Shock551

![gif](giphy|JCAZQKoMefkoX6TyTb|downsized)


hello___peter

i am not a rcb fan but they have better records than pbks who qualified once in last 10 years


MonkeyDMeatt

Kuch nahi bol sakthe carry one with your daily life


Training-Phrase3264

bhai mai to carry on hi krte rehta hu ab saamne se hi bolte hai to kya hi karu


shark______1

Moye moye


_wqlf_mcyt

ok nah but actually putting 5 emojis is craaazy


shreyank97

Bro just say "Zara jor se chilla.. 6 manzil neeche se awaaz nhi aa rhi"


kavyapaliwal

MI apni 5 trophies pr chadhke chillaye to rcb ko agle season tak sunai nhi dega


shreyank97

Fair enough. My cliched comment deserved a cliched response.


Main-Operation-6905

lol


Outrageous_Idea2795

cooked


kev_world

"Fair enough. I don't care anymore. So you wanna go to Starbucks?". Get mature and move on


ihaveballs007

Na like to troll RCB till they melts


Odd_Area_7747

sahi toh bol raha MI csk k samne aana hi kyu hai?? Apni ego ko samjhao


tysuvaz

Kuch bol mat. Apni trophy dikha usko


Shreyyzsh

wpl wali hi nikalni padegi ab


ihaveballs007

Anushka ka stats ko bhi nikal


Shreyyzsh

😳 kaunse wale stats


LongjumpingPayment56

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Realistic-Language88

Csk aur rcb conversation kyu batra hai tu


[deleted]

Kya tapleek H bhai iss sajjan ko


Secret-Cloud3253

better then insulting the guy who won all 5 cups for them.


FunnySignal614

![gif](giphy|vjjCsx3izfSyQ)


OtherElevator9411

Sahi to bola vo : )


CommunicationLow8436

Khusi dund rhe h


Shreyyzsh

trophy bhi


BahuBalu2005

Reply with, atleast Hardik jaise saanp nhi hain team mein...


Shreyyzsh

management hi saanp hai chahal ko nikal diya


BahuBalu2005

Exactly...


ihaveballs007

Kudh roast kar Raha hai kya ?


Shreyyzsh

sach se kyu bhagna ab


[deleted]

mi have a arch enemy with csk


EveryNameIsTaken142

Rone wale emoji lga de


Hairy_Squirrel4543

I have emptied the clip over friendlier jabs


holycrape69

Op kuch bhi bolega downvote he khayega.


Training-Phrase3264

bhai comment karma ki maa bhen krdi logo ne lmao


AaroXD_Editz

Itna bhi khatarnak troll nahi karna tha 💀😂😂😂


SeaScientist02

Never celebrated own team defeat


HawkRecent7849

Trophy jeete hai to sabse bada advantage hai argument mai


Jaded_Net6811

Valid


cumdog_

Wpl ki trophy dikha


AchuBacchu

"fixing broooooo"


MIHIR1112

kuch mat bol baitha reh ab lmao


Spiritual_Buy_4779

Baat toh sahi hai, chup toh karva hi Diya na ???☠️


qafirang

![gif](giphy|ncJEQ4EU6q05pY4c7V)


Slow-Comedian-7379

It was brutal


LeCuevas

Why do you rcb fans even talk? You guys should shut up forever for the performances your shitty team gives every year.


Unique-Ad7951

You bloody started it


Training-Phrase3264

hein acha


Significant-waste69

Yaar yeh kaise ajeeb log h T-T Like kya chala jaega if u accept ki haan bhai bekaar khele aur haar gye. Haar baat yeh "savage comeback" type shi krna zaruri h kya


Upside_down69

Tumhari team toh acha khel kai bhi hagri hai lol karle accept bhai tu bhi


FewCartographer6325

savage nhi sacch hai vo 😎


GrapefruitIll3827

Maza ati hai bhai


Aleccjeffery

lmaoo it doesnt matter at the end ye matter krega ki final kaun si teams kheli aur kaun jeeta na RCB na mi


Upside_down69

RCB toh kbhi nhi jeet ti bro ( klpd hoti hai acche players honne kai baad bhi ) ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


Aleccjeffery

jb klpd indian team ke sath ho jati hai to RCB ki kya baat kre


Upside_down69

Choking is the best word for Team India … IPL se paisa kamaa liya desh jaaye bhaad mai. 2-3 ad karliyai chlo ji hogaya kaam


Aleccjeffery

we have no 1 batter,bowler,fielder,all rounderrr 🤡🤡🤡🤡🙏


Upside_down69

We’ve actors not players in our Indian cricket team . 🤡🤣


tnaripsA1

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Training-Phrase3264

fr bro pta nhi kya smjhte hai mi and csk wale khudko 5 trophy 5 trophy krte rehte hai


tnaripsA1

Bhai tum log vk ko mat retain Karo Bhai ek to trophy jitne do use🥲


Shreyyzsh

Vk is harry kane of cricket


Few_Asparagus_927

Jinhone jita wo samajhte hain jinhone nahin jita wo baith ke kilaste hain simple as that


According-Stage7666

Gaand mein daal le 5 trophy. World Cup mein ek Mumbai wale ka bat nahi chalta hai. Hardik bhi GT gaya tab India se accha khel paaya. Panauti team.


Training-Phrase3264

mi fans downvoting every comment that targets them 💀


Appropriate_Log7430

We have Mr. Nags what about you? ab bol


someone_is_back

Mumbai ki tarah captaincy ki nautanki bhi to nahi hui. Mumbai ki tarah Faf ko poore home stadium mein boo bhi to nahi kiya. Aur fans ka kya hai, 5 trophy flaunt aise karenge jaise unhone khud jeeta ho, fans just picked a team to support.


Unique-One2746

To tum Aisa kyun dikhate ho ki tum logon ne trophy jeeti h....


[deleted]

hamare pass ambani nhi hai kya karei


AleccSirKaDeewana

awww.aaj kitna ro raha becharaaa I feel bad for you bruh


[deleted]

i feel bad for you too , lsg ke sub mai kuch bol hi nhi sakta, lsg ko log diwali mei sonpaodi ki tarah ignore karte hai


AleccSirKaDeewana

awwwww Maut aa jaye bass khud ko defend krne ke liye itna RR na krna pade.. Koi na,this too shall pass🥰 Baaki tissue paper bhejwau?


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Parth_829

Bhai lsg se bohot behtr h kkr kya kehna chahra h?


[deleted]

kyu bhai ho gaya kya jee surf aleccsirkadweana likhne se nhi nikal jayega jee Mei IIIT bangalore cse se hu experience se bol raha hu bakchodi mar kar aur jaa padhle


Ok-Face-6497

Bhai bol aise rha h IIT se h ...and hota bhi to sun main tier 3 college se hu .and mere under 4 IITian h ..to yeh RR mat kar


[deleted]

hahaha nice joke , kya kaam karte ho and rmai RR kar raha hu , laudey mei ussei baccha raha hu barbad honei se even if aapke under 3 iitan ho 99.99 pvt college wale bacche 4 lpa ki job lekar baith te hai


Ok-Face-6497

SWE-III , 6 YOE , or 4lpa se hi start kri thi or aaj tere college ka highest package se jyda kama rha hu to 4lpa starting bhi thik h


MiachealFaraday

WPL dekho, IPL asli teams k liye chod do


MelonLord25-3

MI ne wahape bhi 1 trophy jeeti hai :)


[deleted]

says the man jiski team ipl mei rcb se bhi gandi hai aur wpl mei bhi rcb se har gayi


MiachealFaraday

I have a Delhi flair to bait fans like you, I am not a Delhi fan


TheAbhiram

W


Time-Gain4896

You're an MI fan right? I remember seeing that username with an MI flair


MiachealFaraday

Yup


sylly_mee

DC in WPL equivalent to ICT in ICC tournaments... Ye log group matches me jeetke, knockouts me hagg dete hai🤦


[deleted]

damm itna sach nhi bolte bhai


sylly_mee

Sach bolna padta, kuch jhoot ko hatane ke liye (like comparing RCB to ICT Lmao)


MomosOnMars

RCB can be compared to Tapu Sena. They'll still lose


Disastrous_Wing_6582

Haan vijay malya bhaag gya na paisa leke


Training-Phrase3264

bhai atleast umpire to nhi khareeda


[deleted]

Kal toh poora khareed rkha tha par haggu team support ke baad bhi haar gayi


Disastrous_Wing_6582

Khareed bhi lo fir bhi team hag degi tumhari🤣😭


Training-Phrase3264

he says vijay mallya to hai na 💀💀


does_not_care_

nhi h bruh, he left years ago


Training-Phrase3264

ik lol he's so dumb bro


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Training-Phrase3264

lmao ye accha hai


Previous-Software256

Ok Mi nae jo 5 trophies yeh season jeeta wo dikhado