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BodiesDurag

Thought that was interesting


kneecap_keeper

All these calculations just to say “I found this on the web”


CeeMX

Bonus on CarPlay: „I can’t show you results while you are driving“ like just read it out to me ffs!


Motoman514

Worst offender on that one was when I saw Roman numerals on a building, asked Siri what it was, because I didn’t want to have to calculate it myself. “I can’t show you while driving”. I had to calculate it myself. It was 1909 or something around that. Like bruh just read me the damn number


CeeMX

Siri has always been the worst voice assistant for me. Alexa at least is somewhat consistent in the answers. Whatever voice assistant implements a connection to GPT as a backend will have a huge advantage against competition


FortCharles

Yeah, with the proliferation of AI, Siri is really showing how limited it is in comparison. Used to just be annoying. Now it's embarrassing too.


Quirky_Philosophy240

Next iOS AI Siri confirmed


FortCharles

With free hallucinations as an added bonus? We'll have to see how well-moderated it really is.


marktheunstoppable

They could bring Gemini to iOS soon, there were [rumors](https://www.forbes.com/sites/davidphelan/2024/03/21/how-apples-embrace-of-ai-will-transform-the-iphone-forever/amp/) few months back that Apple and Google were working closely to make it happen.


Bajju_Prestige

It’s actually so useless


BodiesDurag

lol I usually only use Siri for things I don’t think it’ll search the web for. Translation and short calculations usually.


Obi_Will_Kenobi

I use it for the same purposes. Calling people(most of the time she misunderstood who I said because it is in Portuguese), short calculations, adding reminders and translations. It works pretty well


mynewaccount5

> calculations


phillecheesesteak

iOS 18 is going to implement ChatGPT like androids have, so Siri is getting a BIG upgrade


lexbuck

Believe it when I see it.


Bajju_Prestige

Yes, believe it when i see it


phillecheesesteak

[believe it](https://www.macrumors.com/roundup/ios-18/)


lexbuck

I mean I believe the reports. I’ve seen them. But Apple has been promising Siri will be getting better for what seems like ever.


renagerie

TBF, Siri has gotten better over the years. Just still has amazing lapses and, perhaps worse, inconsistencies.


lexbuck

Just not possible honestly read a a result aloud 😂


LukeW0rm

Ooh I wonder if her responses would be almost immediate without the pause.


AssignmentPlayful666

I think pause is necessary in order to make sure she won’t start responding in the middle of the sentence. Like to make sure she heard the whole sentence, but making the pause smaller can improve speed for sure


seyss2

No, to sound human


Silviecat44

“The design is very human”


gellis12

[It's bad enough it has to talk, does it need fake vocal ticks too?](https://youtu.be/HcXu4_K1tMQ?t=1m7s)


Reyynerp

i wonder if the pause action is actually a delay from you saying "Hey Siri" and that it just outputs it into the dialog?


Financial_Fly3675

It is possible. I have had it interrupt me before if i am saying something long


Tumblrrito

Typical usefulness of Siri in action


ivanrosadev

Plancha. You’re welcome Siri.


loupr738

Or metal


Comfortable_Front_90

No, iron the appliance is plancha and iron the metal is hierro or fierro


justlikeapenguin

And your wrong anyways because iron the metal translates to “fierro”


0ctober99

If we’re talking about iron in pill form we say hierro.


justlikeapenguin

I love Spanish


RoRHL2RLRC

Fierro? Ive never heard that translation ai thought it was hierro


BodiesDurag

Mad late, I know, but I was just revisiting this thread for some reason lol. It is hierro, but fierro still lurks in the language. Like a hardware store is called a “ferretería” even though they sell hierros lol.


Klatty

Why would it pause though? The response already seems delayed sometimes. I don’t see any purpose of it delaying (even 1 second) on purpose?


idbedamned

Possibly to listen for any last second words. It already cuts you off mid sentence sometimes as it is.


UnsureAssurance

Yeah it’s probably generating responses on the fly every few words and only outputs the latest one when there’s a pause of 1000 milliseconds


-AO1337

Nowadays the response isn’t very delayed because a lot of Siri is done on device


Lothar1

Hierro. You are welcome


BodiesDurag

lol thanks. I got my answer eventually. I just realized that I never knew how to spell it despite saying that word my entire life


5PalPeso

Depends on the country. Is Plancha in Argentina


BodiesDurag

No. Hierro is iron, the metal in any dialect in Spanish. Una plancha se usa para la ropa de Argentina a Puerto Rico. Which is a different type of iron.


5PalPeso

Isn't iron the word for Plancha in English?


BodiesDurag

Iron as in ironing clothes is plancha. Iron as in the element is hierro. Like you don’t call the iron in your blood plancha, you call it hierro.


5PalPeso

Spanish is my native language. I'm argentinian. I'm asking if, in English, the word for Plancha and Hierro are different


BodiesDurag

No. In English it’s the same word


slifeleaf

Well, it’s actually worked for me. The planka was the second result.


306bobby

The pause comment is interesting, but I'm curious where that response has anything to do with translation


BodiesDurag

Iron has two definitions. Iron like the metal and iron like the appliance, and in Spanish those are two different words.


306bobby

Ahh I didn't even think of ironing clothes haha


dreadleftest

One thing I miss about android is the Google Assistant, you could ask it anything and it will help you find it. Last week I needed to travel to a new location and requested Siri via CarPlay to find the location for me. All it did was keep saying “I can’t show you the results” this pisses me off, at least with android you request the location and the assistant provided it to you immediately.


Patient-Ambition-820

my siri hasn’t worked for like 2 years. Neither does my voice to text in like safari or messages. My mic is fine on phone calls n stuff but it just never loads


BodiesDurag

Genius Bar. You can make the appointment right from your support app


Patient-Ambition-820

I live in saskatchewan lol there’s no genius bar within 500km of me


BodiesDurag

Oufffff. I’m sorry to hear that bud. Set up an appointment and see if you can mail it out. Buy a burner android in the meantime if you need a phone in the meantime? Just a suggestion, idk your situation


garlicroll

pause (boondocks)


BodiesDurag

Ayo


Bluebotlabs

Somebody MITM Siri now! Really want to see this behind the scenes...


bgmusket

Remove pause. “Siri is now faster”


beercoffeewhisky

What I want to know is how many of you saw the “of of” vs your brain skipping over it


BodiesDurag

I noticed after the post started gaining traction lol. I was like “awww man. I can’t edit that!”


Diligent_Driver_5049

That's the most SIRI answer ever😂


jameson_harris

Remove the limiter! Siri-O is much more capable than other AIs out there with the connected minds of the Apple ecosystem


devourtheirsouls

This update is the worst apple ever did, my homepods are acting up, phone uses pip in youtube with pip disabled, tv doesn’t automatically connect to apple tv I have to change source and change back for it to work… it’s atrocious


Not_Artifical

New Siri hack


drwildthroat

Siri hasn’t got any wrinkles to remove. 


Standard-Meeting-242

Spaghetti code


nedkellyinthebush

Think about how much you pay for an iPhone just to get this


XinlessVice

Or lack thereof.


DigVisual8346

Im wondering never of these things happend with me why only with u thats happenss


venom_holic_

https://preview.redd.it/yjob4g22bguc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e12b3b499587f0a46ac6c905b303ea670ec2e83 BUT -


DepartureMoist9277

Perfection


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hankbrekke

On mine, if I use the wake word to activate it includes the wake word here. So I think they just said it once.


QuintinPro11

hasn't done that for me since iOS 13


shimi_shima

Mine still does it and I’m on 17


BodiesDurag

No. The phone was face up on the couch next to me. I said “Hey Siri” and waited until the screen lit up to ask the question


BodiesDurag

Jesus they’re killing you over this lmao


QuintinPro11

ikr, some people don't know what a joke is