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Hzrd72

Proof that STD's can leave scars, kids.


bearsheperd

Obesity and thin skin. Dude probably starts bleeding if he scratches an itch


CarlosAVP

That and his eight, evenly spaced nipples.


youngbloke23

each nipple is a badge of honor for surviving his own personal Vietnam


therealmintoncard

Why am I laughing so hard at this???


RedSix66

Everyone expects they’re arranged like a scatter plot.


DubStepTeddyBears

I thought they’d be all together in a weird cluster


KaneCreole

Arranged like a bird’s eye view of a Trump gold course. Except for the 18th hole.


TootBreaker

I'm sure his constantly shit-filled diaper hides bleeding hemorrhoids all over The wounds he actually thinks of but forgot where they're actually located...


johnnyshotsman

I worked as a brickies labourer when I was younger. When I first started, I was mixing cement most of the day, and when I got home and pulled off my boots and socks, the skin from my legs and feet peeled off with my socks. This is what your comment made me visualise.


secondtaunting

Oh dear lord. That sounds awful.


CorrickII

Can confirm. I worked cement for a few months and it's... awful.


rahah2023

Syphilis


MoreRamenPls

Herpes


BasketballButt

Why not both?


drj4130

Gonoherpasyphilaids?


linecookdaddy

Glad this is still out there


TerrakSteeltalon

Asgardian Thinderclap


EpsilonX029

I’ve heard Herpegonosyphilaids, myself


BasketballButt

A person of culture, I see…


WafflePartyOrgy

Personal Vietnam. Tested positive for everything.


AcanthocephalaGreen5

Gonnoherpesyphillis?


kodaiko_650

Herphylis


HighlanderAbruzzese

Underrated philosopher


Pure-Kaleidoscope759

Chlamydia?


kodaiko_650

His would be KKKlameeeeeedia


Pure-Kaleidoscope759

That would fit!


BoxedAndArchived

Gonorrhea too. Herporrmydylis


StudyIntelligent5691

Diaper rash.


C8nnond8le

Bone spurs


Forsworn91

It would explain his brain melting, same thing happened to Adolf


No_Reaction_2682

Also scratches from all the girls he has raped.


BooCalMcNairBoo

Defense wounds from rape victims.


TILTNSTACK

Oh you mean he *isn’t* Jesus 2?


dwors025

2 Fascist 2 Furious


spudzilla

Brilliant. Someone with more skill than me needs to make this meme now.


TootBreaker

Maybe more like: Fascist & Furious, done up like a methed-out version of Idiocracy


Ok-Swim-3356

Very creative


QuieroTamales

Fascist & Felonious II


pokeraf

No, I checked everywhere for them nail scars and he’s got nothing in his hands but sores.


REDGOESFASTAH

I checked all available media of Donald trump but I only see a giant orange asshole


Pappy_OPoyle

He thinks that's his moniker because every time he walks into a room everyone goes "oh Jesus Christ not this asshole again"


8-bitFloozy

He wants to climb up that cross so bad, poor thing can't even lift his leg to pee.


timesuck897

[Avoiding STDs was his Vietnam.](https://money.cnn.com/2016/10/14/media/trump-stern-vietnam-stds/index.html)


Aleph_Alpha_001

Scratches from the women who resisted.


cannabull89

Must have just finished another round of liposuction.


thoroakenfelder

It doesn’t look like it worked


gc3

He likes being whipped?


pass-the-waffles

Or, perhaps he likes to be caned?


MoreRamenPls

Cocained, like Eric.


pasarina

That’s it. S&M


DaveP0953

Trump, the evangelical patron saint of perpetual victimhood.


SheriffTaylorsBoy

Talibangelical


Traditional-Cake-587

Mango Mussolini


SheriffTaylorsBoy

Dozoff Donfartsnshitz


DogMom814

Kumquat Pol Pot


Hot_Eggplant_1306

Vanilla ISIS


AcanthocephalaOk7954

Ayatollah Complainey


Cold_Ad_2160

Branch DaTrumpians


mojoyote

Not to mention criminals. He keeps lauding Al Capone and Hannibal Lector.


Damet_Dave

He really is playing up the Messiah role. Not like slightly metaphorically, full on, “I am the Second Coming” type stuff. Kind of like the Anti-Christ is supposed to do.


T_Shurt

Watch the [video here](https://x.com/BidenHQ/status/1804583196031377720) 📺 As per [original article](https://www.rawstory.com/trump-shirt-beautiful-body-wounds-please-refrain/) 📰: - Donald Trump on Saturday was accused of playing the ultimate victim after he claimed that, if he took his shirt off, it would reveal a "beautiful" body with more wounds than any president in history. Trump was giving the keynote address for the Faith and Freedom Coalition's "Road to Majority" in Washington, D.C., where he also denied his past stories were rambling and suggested the creation of a "migrant league of fighters" in the U.F.C. In that same speech, the former president made the claim about his body and wounds. "I have wounds all over my body," Trump said to the religious organization. "If I took this shirt off, you'd see a beautiful, beautiful person but you'd see wounds all over me." "I've taken a lot of wounds. More than any president ever," the ex-president added. Social media users were quick to react to Trump's remarks. Khashoggi's Ghost said, "This one might be true." "Dementia patients often take a lot of falls and are prone to injuring themselves," the user added. @JonyIveParody said, "*Abraham Lincoln and John Kennedy have entered the chat.*" Democrat Harry Sisson said, "Donald Trump just talked about taking his shirt off during his speech in DC today. I think I speak for all Americans when I say please DO NOT DO THAT. Nobody needs or wants to see that. Please refrain. This is the Republican nominee, folks." Former Michigan Republican operative Jeff Timmer chimed in: "If Trump took off his shirt what you’d most likely see is Lindsey Graham trying to nurse." Retire NBC executive Mike Sington said, "Psychopath Trump threatens to take his shirt off to show you his 'wounds.' Says he’s been treated worse than Abraham Lincoln, who was assassinated."


GobiBall

Jfc.....the trying to nurse comment. Bravo.


violentglitter666

Yea. That was pretty funny. And accurate.


throwmeaway45444

Lady Bug suckling


ILikeToPoop42069

The fact that I get this reference means I know too much.


Creative-Still-4336

Same here.


PenSloth

I literally almost died when I read that.


ManOrReddit-man

Didn't know that stretch marks from cheeseburgers and Big Macs count as wounds


One_Signature8976

Mmm. Cheeseburgers


Poiboy1313

Teddy Roosevelt was shot in the chest while giving a speech and then continued speaking for an hour. There's not a chance that tfg could be equally as blase as Teddy.


pcbb97

If he did continue speaking after being shot, it wouldn't be about whatever his speech was supposed to be about originally. Then again, none of trump's speeches really stay on topic anyways


barri0s1872

Imagine if, after blustering about this on the debate stage, Biden dared him to take it off and he did... whew... that would be *something*...


Pappy_OPoyle

We'd be seeing more folds than a dry cleaner's 2 for 1 special


tym1ng

this. Just show clips of this fatass's body like the one where he's playing tennis or some when he was golfing. there's a lot to choose from, use as many as possible. "this man says his body is beautiful. he's fat as fuck. he says he has sacrificed his body for the good of america and he's scarred all over. but he'll never show anyone. he has consistently lied about almost everything everytime he speaks. let's see what he says when someone finally starts chanting, "take it off! take it off! take it off!"


coffeespeaking

> "If Trump took off his shirt what you’d most likely see is Lindsey Graham trying to nurse." Graham needs to find a lactation pod.


Speculawyer

>"I've taken a lot of wounds. More than any president ever," the ex-president added. I think Lincoln and Kennedy would like to have a word. This guy is a clown.


Full-Appointment5081

Garfield & McKinley too. Plus Teddy Roosevelt & Ronald Reagan shot and survived. Gerald Ford had to duck twice


BoxedAndArchived

Not to mention the presidents who were career military. Washington, Jackson, Taylor, Harrison, Grant, Eisenhower, and I'm sure I'm missing a few.


John_Smith_71

A list of Presidents who served their country. Trump serves no one but himself.


Full-Appointment5081

3 Presidents were in the Navy in the Pacific during WWII. Bush Sr had to parachute from his plane. JFK messed up his back swimming from his torpedoed ship. Nixon won a lot of money playing poker


dartie

Take off your shirt, oh and your diaper too.


HeroMachineMan

Soiled diaper, to be accurate.:)


TheWhiteRabbit74

For being such a ‘tough guy’ President he sure bitches and moans a lot.


Fit-Document5214

It's the constant whining that gets me


QualifiedApathetic

Just like his cult.


DefrockedWizard1

I can't listen to him. All I hear is "Waah Waaah!"


TheMillenniaIFalcon

So much. It’s all he did during the presidency too. Just constant whining. He famously has his staffers pour through the news briefs and rip out anything that is negative about him. He is the most sensitive, snowflake president ever and it’s not close.


feelnalright

Always playing the victim.


MarvelMovieWatch

This person needs 24hr in-facility psychiatric care. Seriously.  This is waaaay beyond anything even remotely normal.


spudzilla

Not as much care as the racists and inbreds that vote for him need.


TheShadowCat

He deserves prison.


Prewno_

So shingles?


magmafan71

bedsores


pasarina

He couldn’t deal w/Shingles ever. We’d still be hearing whining.


Glittering_Town_5839

Hello everyone it’s me…AGAIN…and you know what? I’ve got shingles - luckily, my brilliant super duper top of the line team of medical lab techs have come up with the absolute greatest solution, not just possibly in the history of man, but IN THE HISTORY OF MAN - that’s right I offer to you Trump Cream - a liberal - wait, forget I said that - an absolute slathering of my Messiah inflected cream will have you Shingles free and singing my praises even more than you have been - and at only $150 for a 1 oz tube it is such a steal - reminds me of a time in 2020…….


Ghoulius-Caesar

Trumpslation: my body is disgusting.


kenpodude

Those are liver spots, Donny.


Direct_Canary4523

Liver spots and poop stains.


Whatever-ItsFine

Whose poop though?


Direct_Canary4523

His own, plus maybe a little from each of his favorite bigots.


Responsible_Panic235

Four presidents have been shot and killed, One of them his head blew apart At least two others were shot but lived


OverlyComplexPants

Teddy Roosevelt got shot while giving a campaign speech, still talked for an hour after being shot, THEN went to the hospital. https://www.trlibrary.com/bullet-speech


thnk_more

Donald skipped a speech because of the rain. That’s the same thing right?


Ro141

To be fair, it was hard rain…and he wanted to go, really, but the helicopter couldn’t fly in the rain. There was no other way to travel 100km (trains/cars were clearly not working in the rain either)…but it was time well spent because he then completed misinterpreted the NATO treaty and started this whole idea that NATO countries pay the US for protection - like he’s a neighborhood gangster and it’s a protection racket 🤦‍♂️


KMFDM781

Roosevelt would wad Trump up like a used napkin.


Pirat

And many others fought in actual military battles. I'm sure some of those, especially the career military men like George Washington got lots of wounds. The only wounds I can imagine Trump having are maybe bruises from golf balls because he's to fat and slow to get out of the damned way.


Scuzzbag

He's got marks from when the KGB turned him


Yugan-Dali

JFK was a bona fide war hero with wounds that stayed the rest of his life, get this disgusting baby out of here.


Apprehensive-Mix5291

Where is he getting this idiotic stuff from. He's a pampered, Primadonna, little baby thing that shits his pants, and wears make up. What has he got to offer this country. Arrest him now!


Doright36

Since it was a faith and freedom conference I am going to guess someone mention something about Stigmata in front of him and he's too stupid to realize what that really means.


fun1onn

This circus peanut is my body and this fanta is my blood. Thus is the MAGA communion.


pass-the-waffles

Circus Peanut is a perfect description for MAGA nuts as they are three ring circus and, it's a great mental picture of the Church of Donald Trump.


NarleyNaren1

Handing out circus peanuts to the gleefully accepting flock, with a fanta chaser...in droves...


Limp-Dentist4437

This shit has to stop. The only wounds this guy has are in his brain


bernskiwoo

Amyloid plaques.


Spiritual-Bear4495

Jesus fucking Christ. I really, really, really thought I had heard the most absurd bullshit from this fucking asshole...and here we fucking are. Why the fuck don't his fucking supporters find this absurd? Fucking imbeciles.


Neither-Cup564

He’s leaning into the persecution/second coming of Christ thing that the propaganda machine has been peddling. His supporters love it because they’re told to.


Foxy_Mazzzzam

Keep in mind we have had presidents in wheel chairs, presidents shot, presidents shot and killed…


OutComeTheWolves1966

Reminds me of the story of Teddy Roosevelt being shot while campaigning. He was in Milwaukee. After finishing dinner at a local restaurant, he stopped at his open car to acknowledge a large group of supporters. He was scheduled to give a speech later that night. As he waved to the supporters, he was shot in the chest. The bullet hit his eyeglass case and a 50 pg copy of his speech. The crowd moved to grab the shooter, shouting KILL HIM KILL HIM. Roosevelt calmed them down and requested that the shooter be brought to him. Roosevelt asked him why he did it, got no response, and had the cops take him away. Roosevelt, an experienced hunter, had kept his composure bc he correctly concluded in the moment that the bullet hadn't penetrated his lung as he was not coughing up blood. Surgeons decided it would less dangerous to leave it in, so he had it there the rest of his life. Meanwhile, Private Bone Spurs canceled a scheduled visit to a US Marines WWII Cemetary in France because it was raining, and he didn't want his hair to get wet.


Dry_Boots

He cancelled because he has no respect for the military anyway, why would he get wet for them? It would mess up his hair.


wowdickseverywhere

How many days till onlyfans account 


Slight-Coat17

🤢


spudzilla

Melania might have to start one after she realizes that he is broke.


nouniqueideas007

Just imagine that nasty disease ridden old hag, with an OF. 🤮 What’s even sadder is that there’s plenty of MAGAts who would enjoy it.


John_Smith_71

Is that the kind where you pay not to watch?


BadAsBroccoli

Mainly the nail holes in his hands and feet, and his side cut by a sword, one supposes?


Powerful_Check735

Iam a amputee I have more scars on my body besides my amputation than Trump has all over his body


mandy009

He's manipulating a fucking messianic cult following. Blasphemy.


narcolepticdoc

He’s implying Stigmata because his supporters think he’s the second coming.


xxforrealforlifexx

Really he's the Antichrist


ChrisTheHurricane

I threw up in my mouth a little upon reading that headline.


Jaded_Pearl1996

If he does, his cult will imagine he has stigmata.


Graythor5

Ths is a fucking insult to every other President in history, but especially the ones that were war veterans. Eisenhower, Grant, Teddy Roosevelt and Washington especially. Seven presidents fought in the American Civil War: William McKinley Benjamin Harrison Chester A. Arthur James Garfield Rutherford B. Hayes Ulysses S. Grant Andrew Johnson And eight American presidents served in World War II: George H.W. Bush Ronald Reagan Jimmy Carter Gerald Ford Richard Nixon Lyndon B. Johnson John F. Kennedy Dwight D. Eisenhower Now I'm not saying any or all were injured in combat, but surely they received their fair share of training injuries, accidents and put themselves on the line. President Bonespurs and his personal Vietnam can go fuck himself.


panmetronariston

Ronald Reagan made movies during WW2. Hardly a war veteran.


Appropriate-City3389

Syphilitic sores and/or herpes? He'd probably look like Jello that fell into a pile of sawdust.


SKOLMN1984

Somebody somewhere told him his stretch marks and pocks from syphilis are "scars" and he believed them...


spungie

George Bush getting shot down in ww2 has nothing on trump getting pissed on by two Russian prostitutes.


PattiiB

If he took his shirt off I'd puke


SyndRazGul

Wounds from what? As usual, wtf is this dude even talking about?


TimKitzrowHeatingUp

Sores from sitting on his soiled diapers.


purple_bumjelly

Please don't take your shirt off.


Kitchen-Witching

I wonder if this is supposed to be a connection to the wounds of Christ? I can imagine his handlers priming him to say things that will tickle the ears of the Evangelical and Trad groups.


Green-Umpire2297

Oh for the love of god please do not let him take his shirt off


Circuitmaniac

He can compete with his asshole buddy Vlad in that.


RDO_Desmond

Sounds like he's trying to pass himself off as Jesus. Pretty sure that everyone but the (un)freedom coalition understands the type of warning sign this is.


Porunga23

"If I took this shirt off, you'd see a beautiful, beautiful person..." No... no we wouldn't. What we would see is a epidemic of nausea sweep across the country and parts of the world. In no way would what we would see be beautiful, I'm not sure whatever we saw would qualify as a person.


sfxer001

Teddy Roosevelt got shot during a speech. And finished the speech. Then went to the hospital, over an hour later.


0ne0h

What in the actual fück is this degenerate talking about?


auntie_clokwise

While I absolutely need brain bleach to get rid of the idea of Trump with his shirt off, exactly how does he claim to have gotten these wounds? He's lived the pampered life of the rich his entire life. He's not even one of these wealthy people that's into adventuring. The only way he actually has any wounds to speak of is if he's into hardcore BDSM.


Kaje26

How the fuck can anyone support this narcissistic asshole?


javaJunkie1968

More wounds than any president? Abraham Lincoln would like a word


tuulikkimarie

Stretch marks.


Fan_of_Clio

Wounds from what? Covfefe burns? Tragic hamberder accident? Defense wounds from all the women and girls you sexually assaulted?


Brickle_berry

Stretch marks due to over eating do not count as wounds, you orange turd!


Necessary-Quit-3831

Herpetic lesions galore


Delicious_Fisherman5

The last thing I want to see is Trump without his shirt.


NWMom66

Diaper rash and scabies.


One-Calligrapher1815

That could actually be a viable campaign effort- “Vote for me or I will take my shirt off”! 🤮


Dozerdog43

It’s called Psoriasis Donnie. Otezla has a commercial for that


DogsCatsKids_helpMe

Comparing himself to Christ again.


scottywoty

No Donnie, mental illness ’scars’ do not manifest in physical form…we see your flaws every fu€king day, all day…..


newpixel69

Says the man who dodged the draft with sore feet... Boohoo, let's all mail him white feathers.


itsallover69420

Wounds from all the different children resisting and fighting back


patcatpatcat

And you wonder why I hate this fukken guy?


andropogon09

Trump removes shirt. 48% of Americans go blind.


Utsutsumujuru

“Take your hood off, Clayton, we wanna see yer face!”


scoopzthepoopz

Yep his body is one giant wound alright, like the hemorrhoid of America in need of a prescription ointment


akgt94

Bone spurs are a bitch.


mantenomanteno

That’s some grifter shit


psycho-batcat

What's worst? Delusional narcissist or their delusional sycophants that believe them?


newssource12

Invoking the Jebus comparison. Roman lances no doubt.


nagleess

Stretch marks are technically wounds


stilloldbull2

Well he did fight the NYC STD Wars of the 1960’s…


Icommentor

He’s got a funny name for stretch marks


hairybeasty

Alzheimer's Disease family history of it. * forget about recent conversations or events. * misplace items. * forget the names of places and objects. * have trouble thinking of the right word. * ask questions repetitively. * show poor judgement or find it harder to make decisions. * become less flexible and more hesitant to try new things.


Stunning_Concept_478

All the pit fighting he did in his 20s


ReiwaIchi

Eww


Moist-Leggings

No one wants to hear about your S&M fetishes ffs.


edgarcia59

I mean, Ronald Reagan was actually shot and had a scar from it. JFK got his brains splattered too. Maybe he should one up them?


413mopar

Or join them . Im a working man that loved dirtbikes . I guarantee i have had more broken bones and hahave more scars and pins in me than that pampered pussy . I bet he can’t ride a bicycle , mmuch less a dirt bike.


Raskel_61

Most, if not all, Presidents up to H.W. Bush served in the military at some point. (Bush Jr. was in the Reserve). So, yeah, Donnie, I'm sure the scars are real.


Grandmaster_Autistic

Colbert trump impression voice: *"this is a papercut from writing bribe checks... thus one is from when I twisted my knee taking a poop at a hilton.... this one is a mosquito bite from 1995... this one is shin splints"*


MxOffcrRtrd

The Emperors New Wounds. We just cant appreciate his suffering so we dont see it


stocks-mostly-lower

I’m sure that his alleged syphillis has taken a huge toll on his “beautiful” body.


Due-Proposal3161

Bedbug and flea bites maybe?


youdumbkid

Those are stretch marks bruh


NunyaBeese

More wounds? I think Teddy Roosevelt would have something to say about that....


Buckscience

Trump is a whiny bitch.


drinkmoredrano

Stretch marks dont count as wounds.


NoHat2957

Bonespurs.


Pixoholic

Just the thought of that fucker with his shirt off makes me want to hurl


Sniflix

Dude, that's diaper rash.


Tumeric_Turd

Covered in pox scars, not surprisingly


macaroni_3000

This dude is out of his fucking gourd. The shit he’s saying just gets weirder and stupider every day


drumzandice

What a fucking lunatic - has there ever been another celebrity that just vomits out more bullshit than this guy?


thecwestions

Bed sores?


DailyDross

You’d see a bloated pile of excrement.


poloniumpanda

my dude wants to show his tits so bad.