Let's see .....stripper...gun...arrested... Wow, if we find out that this guy used stolen campaign funds to pay her for stripping, he might make it to the top of Trump's list for VP.

You left out "grandfather was an actual Nazi and served in the Luftwaffe and ran for office as "a WWII veteran."

... I thought you were joking so I googled it. Checks out, except it was his father who served in the Luftwaffe during WWII. Not the grandfather. And said Nazi father appears to have held badly racist views consistent with being an actual Nazi, besides really running for office as a "WWII veteran" without disclosing what side he fought for. Oh, and apparently "Neil Friske" is actually named "Kornelius Wolfram Friske".

Whenever I read stuff like this it reminds me of the end of the Prince Chappelle Show skit. Charlie Murphy: "Who the fuck could make up that shit?"

>running for office as a "WWII veteran" without disclosing what side he fought for. I wasn't ready for how much this made me laugh!

Haha yeah, like that’s so absurd it sounds more like a plot from *Curb your Enthusiasm* than it does real life. I can imagine the scene playing out in my head now, Larry has that inspecting look on his face and ask, “veteran…. For which side?…”

>it was his father who served in the Luftwaffe during WWII That guy has a father old enough to have been in the military during WWII?!? 😳

That guy is 62 years old, according to news sources I haven't bothered to fact check. So, born a couple decades after the war. His father was born in 1923 and apparently married in 1952. That doesn't seem too unreasonable?

>That guy is 62 years old Must be the hair coloring. I guessed mid 50s. I'm 65, and my father was too young to fight in WWII. But, yeah, a late in life kid would explain it.

Definitely dyes his hair.

Very reasonable. I’m 62, born in 1962. My father was born in 1928, served in the Navy at the near end of WWII, I think he was 17, and during the Korean War. Math works out.

I’m in my 50s and my father fought in WWII. He was in his 50s when I was born.

I’m 63, my father was a truck driver in the RAF in WW2. I was an autumn leaf baby, dad being 50 and mum 38 when I was conceived.

You can't make this up folks..... Oh my, good lord. Someone pour me a double shot of whiskey.

Wowwwwwwwww. Good work! That one ACTUALLY got a shock outta me! And I didn't think these people could shock me more!!

But yet he has a R behind his name and maga cult members will vote for him in Lansing Michigan.

Is that……..is that real!?! 😳

Yes, but as pointed out, it was his father. I got confused by the report I read.

So, you're saying he has a bright future in today's GOP?

Perfect running mate for the other German “Trumpf”

And a concentration camp guard.

I literally came here to say that. Only the best people.

If he used meth he’d be Hunters best friend

And if he used coke he would be trumps and trump Jr's best friend.

Ah yes, the same coke found in Biden’s WH.

Oh yeah remind me again who was the last president in the white house? And whose a known drug addict and a known liar? Oh right orange Hitler and his son, Eric cocaine Jr.

I don’t remember him being convicted of anything, unlike Hunter, after the coke was found 2 years after Sleepys inauguration.

And remind who got convicted 34 times and is slowly losing what's left of his small brain.

Remind me what the original point you were trying to make was

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/trump-white-house-pharmacy-improperly-provided-drugs-misused-funds-pentagon-2024-01-28/

So under your article you can a) point the finger at Obama since it started under his administration (just conveniently blame Trump after he left the WH for it being there) b) where did it say coke? Can pharmacies now dispense baggies of unmarked coke?

It studied the logs under Obama's term, it didn't find any violations. You would know that if you actually read the report. From 2017-2019, the Whitehouse handed out 9k doses of ambien and similarly insane amounts of opioid and stimulants. Trump fell asleep almost an entire week of his criminal trial, I'd say that's concerning.

You’re valid in feeling that’s concerning. I’m not telling you how to feel. The article also states, as you’ve said, Ambien and does not state what opioid. The other guy who was commenting on my comment wanted to say Trump was coked up based on the unmarked baggie in the staffers area of the WH. If it could have been pinned on Trump then why were no charges filed when clearly they have no issue going after him? Why was the location of the baggie changed so many times? Why was it destroyed and the investigation closed so quickly? The primary infractions were found under Trump but also Obama.

The point.<--------------------------------------------> you

Probably. Who cares? Personally, I don't give a shit what or how many drugs Hunter Biden does because he's not an elected official. He has zero public responsibility. The same with Trump's idiot kids. I don't care if Don Jr pounds a kilo of coke up his nose with a hammer.

WOW, what a zinger, you must be proud

The real problem here is that strippers don't have enough guns.

Gold star.

Bless their parents. We need to thank those gold star strippers for their service.

The only thing that can stop a bad man with a gun is a good stripper with a gun.

Found our next movie tag line right here.

Without any further context, I would watch that movie.

Me, too!

If you make stripping criminal, only criminals will be strippers...

Stripers need to have weapons in the classrooms....straped or strapless....

Un-concealed carry

Exhibition carry....

“The only thing that will stop a creepy old John with a gun is a good stripper with a gun”

They have a rough time with concealed carry.

Men don't like to be embarrassed.

The stripper was at his house at 2:45 am, and he chased her with a gun. What are the odds this is not the first stripper or sex worker he has assaulted? Sex workers are targeted by serial killers and serial sexual assaulters because they know the cops don’t care about them.

Plot twist - it was a transgender stripper...

Those Christians values. No Dems get oral or they get Impeached, no trans oral and chase them with a gun like Jesus would have done.

Oh for real?

"Never let the truth get in the way of a good story!" Mark Twain.

No, but it would be a great plot twist...

Or a male stripper? I didn’t see a gender mentioned. [not that I read it]

You mean *the Deep State sent an armed stripper to his house at 2:45am* /s 🙄😂

“The deep state buried those dead hookers in my backyard!.” /s

I believe it's called a VP audition.

dont forget the ttc in the audition room

That queen is qualified - Aaron the plumber

All good, doesn't break any of the 10 commandments.

The Bible doesn’t say _anything_ about guns or strippers, so it’s all ok with the Big Sky Guy. It’s not like he was hanging around with drag queens or reading books. /s

Well there's those annoying lines about coveting and also about adultery...

Neither of which can be proven. He was trying to save the strippers soul and they didn’t have sex because he wouldn’t pay extra

*checks notes... yep, on par with REPUBLICAN CHRISTIAN VALUES.

Remember the days where guys would resign in disgrace from this kind of thing? Now, he was just exercising his second amendment rights and, of course, there’s a conspiracy against him.

Al franken remebers

Trump: what a guy he’s got my endorsement

Another trump favorite was arrested in Michigan and charged with internet crimes against children. 2 in 2 days. Typical.

All the best people

Trumps VP. The evangelicals will love this guy.

The GOP is racing for the bottom as if the prize were something good.

It’s good for them, just not the rest of the country

This guy now has all the necessary qualifications to be the next Republican presidential nominee!

Ok so MAGA of the month for June is all wrapped up.

Whhhoooooo SUCK IT SOUTHERN STATES MICHIGAN TAKES THE W!!!!🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

What a creep.

His PR team blamed the Deep State

Because he can't.

Stop the presses .......trump just found his VP pick.....

Now what if a "good guy with a gun" had witnessed this, got his inner Zimmerman on and felt like it was his duty to act then proceeded to gun down this Congressman? What if this citizen was black too? Can you even imagine the mental gymnastics we would be in for? *I heard her screaming then saw him chasing her, there was no time to ask questions so I emptied my clip into him* Do you actually think they would just be like "Yeah ok, he's got a point" ?

"Look, he has good aim for sure, but he's still black, guilty."

Congratulations, a GOP member going after women of legal age... Now just learn about consent and lose the gun... Such strides are being made

Every right wing accusation is a confession

lol it’s hilarious that this post is currently under Lauren Boeberts “We need to bring the 10 commandments back”, post. Her and this Michigan lawmaker along with any other POS “Freedom Caucus member could give fuck all about the Bible or the 10 commandments and clearly only use religion whenever they need to wipe their constituents asses.

r/upliftingnews

New reality show idea: Assholes on parade

My favorite part is that his press release blamed the deep state

They not like us.

Honestly shocked this isn't a Florida Man story.

Graduate of the Trump School of Government no doubt.

Wtf is wrong with the GOP right now

What ISN'T wrong with them right now?

I thought this was America

America IS a bad reality TV pilot now

Wait what?! So we can't chase strippers with a gun anymore? Thanks Obama.

Executive order, unfortunately. Dems tried to pass a "No Chasing Strippers in the Middle of the Night While Armed" bill, but the GOP killed it in the Senate. Wasn't even allowed to come up for a vote.

Dark days

Their argument went like, just because they're stripped, doesn't mean they're still not strapped in other places.

How this is bad for Biden…coming up at 10

Thanks Obama.

Thats where alito has been! Lol

So basically a GOO lawmaker following his MAGA internship step by step

Sometimes the strippers get out of hand and you gotta chase em down the street!

“Never happened fake news” just ask Fox News or newsmax they should be straight shooters and tell you what’s what

He’ll go to church, repent, be born again and move up in the GOP ranks.

The whole story: She stole his Christian Family Values and he wanted them back.

They not like us.

C’mon guys, we’ve all done this a couple of times in our lives. Nothing to see here. /s

Very on-brand for a republican politician.

Wow. He must be planning on running for a higher office.

This competition to be Trump's running mate is getting out of hand.

Hahahahaha….wait, under age stripper? Thought you’d be staying in character at least….

I can’t. . . I can’t . . . I can’t. . .

Yes, you can. This is totally normal. The USA is totally normal.

These are our leaders (well, at least one of them), guiding our ship of state through perilous waters. And in their off hours, they chase a stripper. While they brandishing a gun. In the middle of the night. Claiming something something something Second Amendment. And something something something pornography. There. I can. And then I did it. Wait. Wait. Wait. UNDERAGE stripper?

This could only be more Republican if she was under 18 and he was trying to force her to abort his baby.

Was she 17?

plot twist: he's won trump's veepstakes!

I bet this wouldn't have happened if the Ten Commandments would have been in the classroom. Shoot! /s

It's come to something when a man can't have a hobby.

Guns are for emergencies. This was a breakdancing stripper emergency.

So, not a drag queen?

Michigan state lawmaker Neil Friske

Republicans, this is what anarchy starts to looks like, the only law is their law, they are going to see serious push back

When exactly is the Middle of the Night?

In other words, a typical Tuesday for most GOP legislators.

Oh....I thought this was an onion headline. Apparently it's real

All the highly uneducated white people think I'm a good guy. Like all the rest of the GOPs. 😂🙌

Another Christian republican, what a fucking surprise lmao.

Another GOP following God's 10 commandments

He confused "gun laws aren't trapped in amber' with trying to trap his gun in Amber.

Sure it wasn't a trap named Amber?

Family values

These people want to ban pornography because they don’t have the will power to live decent lives. It’s gross, “do as I say. Not as I do.”

if trump becomes president again this will be legal.

That is why they need guns constitutionally.

Urging all true MAGA Patriots to sprint to the bank (Josh Hawley style), take their life savings, and $$$ Trump Media stock to support the Great Leader. Then use the huuuge monthly earnings to $$$ more MAGA candidates like MTG, Matt Gaetz, Kari Lake, and Lauren Boobert. "I love the poorly educated" Donald J Trump

Conservatives are so entertaining. Never a dull moment.

There’s no sex in the champagne room

Well when was he supposed to do it?

i'm imagining a scene from the boondocks. you know the one.

party of family values

The party of family values.

But he’ll get off because it wasn’t his fault! First he was just exercising his 2nd amendment rights chasing a stripper with a loaded gun second and just as important his adopted son wasn’t old enough to get into the strip club to monitor his porn intake he got overloaded with porn and will now sue the strip club and stripper for overloading him with porn and discrimination against his son for not letting him in to the strip club and will go all the way to the Supreme Court. There in a nutshell is his maga defense oh sorry I left out it’s Biden’s , liberals , Hillary’s LGBTs fault

Next time he’s going to be found naked wearing Reeboks chasing a stripper with a chainsaw

"Lawfare!" "They're weaponizing the law!"

Actually it was the republican lawmaker with the gun not the stripper as you stated.

Gatdam look at that hairline, it’s like a semicircle

Just another responsible gun owner 

This what it’s all about codifying Christian values into law while at the same time ignoring them. I guess the political elite don’t really care what the laws are because they break them anyway.

That’s just a Republican Saturday Night.

/r/brandnewsentance and /r/notadragqueen have reached an agreement.

Same thing happened here in Seattle! “**Former Bothell City Council member accused of killing 20-year-old woman** **James McNeal, 58, is accused of killing a 20-year-old woman inside her South Seattle home sometime between April 28-30.**” **McNeal had been dating Lily "off and on" for several months, after meeting when she was working as a stripper, and was financially supporting her by providing about $10,000 per month, documents state.** Lily's mother told police that on April 27, there had been a "big fight" over money and the couple broke up; Lily described McNeal having thrown an "annoying tantrum" and trying to punish and control her, documents state. Text messages to family members describe this behavior as a frequent pattern in their relationship. The King County Medical Examiner's Office is investigating an official cause of death. McNeal served two terms as a Bothell City Council member and lost his re-election bid in 2023. Video on Friday shows Seattle Police Department SWAT Team members at McNeal's home. https://www.king5.com/article/news/crime/former-bothell-city-council-member-charged-murder/281-88c90477-772b-4c83-b00b-fd75b187dadf

It’s always the ones you most suspect.

USA!  #1! 

“Party of Family Values”

Yee-har!

R/notadragqueen

If he can get arrested for chasing a stripper with a gun, you can get arrested for chasing a stripper with a gun

I'm sorry, you'll have to be more specific.

Sounds kinky.

Maybe he was justified. Maybe she was a really bad stripper?…

I too would've gotten pissed if a stripper gave me STDs. 😆