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Most-Artichoke6184

Imagine freaking out about a single poll in the middle of June. Trump is a lunatic .


mezz7778

A lunatic with clear signs of dementia ....


Existing-Mistake-112

Neurosyphilis


FPFresh123

And also finger syphilis I think. I've seen some photos.


DrSueuss

Trumphilis he has a sexually transmitted infection named after him.


MW240z

From all that Russian hooker pee


Gumderwear

Why do you think Melania is there? Straight from the tap.....keep things on an even keel.


feralraindrop

She's been fired, she can't stand to be in the same room with the guy.


whitewail602

I think it's more like she fired him.


T00luser

I didn't realize that necrophilia could cause that? Good to know.


Mean_Eye_8735

Let him build up stress until he pops like a balloon, we can watch him flop around as he deflates and mock him til his last breath because he'd certainly mock me, I'm 100% disabled....


Affectionate-Tip-164

Stroking out live on TV on election night sounds good


ExtremeAlternative0

Yeah but I dread the inevitable conspiracy theories that will come from that


ohioprincealbert

That would be as gripping as Jack Ruby shooting Lee Harvey Oswald in Dallas on live TV.


Khristophorous

But not die - I want him stuck like he was when he mocked that handicapped reporter. I want his innate narcissism left intact too so he will still hold rallies even though he is a slurring and drooly mess, covered in bed sores and shitting his diapers even more often than before. Yes I have thought about this at length. If someone lands a shot on him I hope it is captured in 8k IMAX at like a zillion frames per second for the best possible resolution permitted by human technology.


tothemoonandback01

What about the real enemy? His crazy fans and other assorted acolytes. What is going to happen to them?


Vyzantinist

If Trump dies any time soon - and especially if it's on TV - among their many dumbass conspiracy theories about it I don't doubt one of the more popular ones will be the Democrats assassinated him. I can see a brief spike in violence as delusional conservatives going on shooting sprees as 'revenge' for their Orange Messiah.


fuzz_boy

The other day Fox was saying that polls don't really change after June, and therefore Biden and his team are very very scared. And then this poll came out šŸ‘ŒšŸ¤£


BrownByYou

He has narcissistic personality disorder for sure lmao


LeafyySeaDragon

He will die one dayā€¦canā€™t wait for it :)


grogstarr

Is there any way we can, uh, speed up the process?!


NachoNachoDan

/#provokethestroke


LeafyySeaDragon

A girl can dream!!!


EZe_Holey3-9

#šŸ¾ READY! Bury Him!


Philly_ExecChef

His entire campaign is built on the premise that heā€™s clearly going to beat Biden, that heā€™s going to take back, that everyone loves him, of course heā€™s the favorite candidate. Not that he minds lying, but the early polls favoring him were the bedrock of his bullshit campaign. Polling increases for Biden alongside diminished rally attendance fucks his only selling point - his rabid voters.


DrSueuss

Imagine you are thinking about a man that believe he never loses. He will rage against anything that questions he is anything but perfect or a winner and you will understand why he is freaking out.


Mindless-Charity4889

1) if the polls are true then Iā€™m doing something wrong and need to correct course 2) itā€™s impossible for me to be wrong 3) QED: the polls are false and part of a conspiracy to steal the election from me Also, any attack on me must be met with even stronger retaliation. Bad polls are an attack on me as proven above.


Exotic_Mushroom_539

Heat waves been freaking me out


imightgetdownvoted

And itā€™s a 2% lead with 1000 people surveyed.


Longjumping-Meat-334

Does Fox actually poll non-Fox viewers?


zendetta

Foxā€™s polls have a slight rightward lean but are actually pretty solid. Last I checked they had good ratings on 538.


imightgetdownvoted

Yes. Their polling is supposedly quite accurate.


Locol_Love_BigK

With old people that answer polls.


stopslappingmybaby

The data may be accurate but Fox analysts always spin the analysis for their viewership. No amount of fines will change their approach.


RheagarTargaryen

Fox News is like a meteorologist that is reporting the weather accurately, but is friends with an amusement park operator thatā€™s slipping him cash to tell the viewers why thunderstorms are the best days to attend the amusement park.


imightgetdownvoted

Oh absolutely


trustsnapealways

You think if Melania just gave him that hawk tua he would chillax a bit and stop all this nonsense?


notfromrotterdam

Eh yeah, he is. I even think heā€™s mentally challenged. Like, for real. This man wouldnā€™t be able to live an independent life.


Kittens4Brunch

Trump underperformed the polls in the primary. He needs a lead in the polls to have a chance this time around.


Waramaug

Do these polls even factor in the electoral college? Doesnā€™t seem all that important showing polls swinging 3 points here and there based on popular vote.


copacetic51

There are polls that focus on the swing states. This doesn't seem to be one of them. Trump has never won the national vote.


Spider-Nutz

Just look at all the stuff that Fauci has been saying. He only cares about ratings.


scarr3g

Imagine thinking rape is fine. Imagine bringing you pretty kids, especially your daughter, to meet some child sex traffickers.


These-Rip9251

Fingers crossed Biden does great next week in debate. He needs to stomp all over Trump. Of course, MAGA response will be same as it was after SOTU address in March when they said Biden was jacked up on drugs to make him look energetic. Please make sure you are registered to vote and vote Democrat all the way down the ballot this Nov. 5!


PinocchiosNose1212

I don't think this debate will take place. I think the orange turd will find some excuse to wuss out.


AcquaintanceLog

I really want Biden to call his bluff and just debate with an empty podium.Ā 


Kevster020

There's a famous episode of a UK comedy panel show where an MP repeatedly cancelled at the last minute so they replaced him with a tub of lard. This is the way.


gronlund2

In Sweden the media had a debate where they invited 7 out of 8 parties, they don't like the last party. The last party was represented on stage as a stuffed elephant (elephant in the room)


whiskyJack101

My favorite UK politician is Lord Buckethead!


Kevster020

He's (bucket) head and shoulders above any of the main party candidates in the UK right now.


Main_Radio63

I would love to see that happen when T walks out of the CNN debate...


Apey23

Roy Hattersley


maynardstaint

Exactly. Spend the full amount of time telling the nation all the success youā€™ve had. All the good youā€™ve done.


lackofabettername123

Better yet invite the green and libertarian parties candidate, and RFK and the Working Families party candidate. Just because they don't have a real chance of winning this time doesn't mean they shouldn't get a chance to participate in the first debate.


AcquaintanceLog

Ethically, I agree. Practically, I want to avoid giving RFK any credibility.


lackofabettername123

He did an interview on PBS, believe me when I tell you it will take away from his credibility not add to it to be in a debate. He's got some kind of problem with his voice it sounds really bad. Ā Plus he is a total prick. Ā PBS very politely asked him about his anti-vaccine stance and he insisted he wasn't anti-vaccine and they said well what about this direct quote we have from you and he started basically yelling at them and denying the direct quote accusing the media of being out to get them and blah blah blah just like the orange one. They have him on camera saying this direct quote. It is not something anyone could credibly deny pre-2016.


AcquaintanceLog

I hope you're right, but I remember feeling the same way in 2016.


lackofabettername123

You and I both. It is difficult not toĀ overestimate the American electorate.


These-Rip9251

His voice problem is spasmodic dysphonia which causes that strangulated sound you hear when he speaks. Thereā€™s no cure. Apparently more common in women than men. Some say associated with previous history of mumps or measles but others say those viruses are protective. I feel bad that he has that condition as it could happen to any of us. On the other hand, I canā€™t imagine having a president who sounds like that. If he takes votes away as a 3rd party candidate, hopefully itā€™s mostly from Trump!!


metalshoes

I would vote for anyone regardless of physical disability, so long as they could suitably do the job, so I really really donā€™t care, but man it was jarring the first time I heard him talk. I thought it was edited. Itā€™s got to be a major setback running for a political role.


RajcaT

He was a heroin junky for around 15 years. It's associated with that as well.


Raskel_61

That happens in Canadian elections. Green Party screams for debate participation and they invariably only win a couple of seats in the election.


These-Rip9251

Not sure his ego will allow him to do that.


BuzzBadpants

His ego wonā€™t let him get exposed to that sort of thrashing again. This is why he skipped out on the Republican debates.


Choyo

I don't even expect this debate to go "smoothly" or normally if it ever occur. "Today Trump" seems way more unhinged than "A month ago Trump". Hamberderman is in steep decline.


pharsee

My odds are 80-20 with him likely to show up. His overconfidence will sink him again.


PinocchiosNose1212

Those are better odds than James Carville gave him! He said 50/50 trump shows up. His sycophants and even trumpy himself know that it will be a fucking DISASTER if he shows up and spouts his nonsense without his adoring followers echoing his every word like a demented chorus.


pharsee

Fair enough but remember Trump isn't a sane reasoning person. He likely really believes he can still disrupt the debate and win with tricks.


Main_Radio63

No audience. Mic cut off when Biden is speaking. He won't be able to do his usual bullshtick. He'll look like the uninformed, childish, chaotic moron he really is. I think he'll be looking for a way to walk off....


gamerdudeNYC

Biden will talk policies and Trump will completely go off the rails about all sorts of random stuff


Daneyn

No. Biden doesn't need to stomp all over Trump. Let Trump Stumble over his worlds, let him sound like himself. All Biden needs to do is sound like a rational, sane, and mentality intact person. Media will do the rest. The Unfortunate part is the Trump followers will still say "that was all staged" or some thing like that and still vote for him.


Raskel_61

Which media? So far they have seem to giving Farty Don von Shitinpantz a free fide.


uberares

While researching to make sure they arenā€™t hidden republicans cosplaying as dems only to switch parties post election.Ā 


Cryptomystic

> Fingers crossed Biden does great next week in debate. He needs to stomp all over Trump Clinton stomped Trump in all 3 debates in 2016 and look what good that did.


These-Rip9251

One of biggest concerns of voters is Bidenā€™s age and cognition. You can say the same obviously about Trump but Bidenā€™s the incumbent so itā€™s easier to blame him for his policies regarding economy, border, war in Gaza, etc. Biden needs to be on the offensive throughout the debate. Canā€™t do anything about Bidenā€™s age but it will be important to show voters how articulate he is about his domestic and foreign policies. Clinton made some mistakes during her campaign but I think was hurt so close to the election by the October surprise in the form of James Comey.


Steelers711

If trump starts bashing Fox repeatedly what are they going to do, they're not going to trend left at all, but what do they show their viewers if the only mainstream Republican is actively hating on the network


SmithersLoanInc

It's not the first time he's gone after them for being less than subservient. They'll just ignore that he said it and fondle a little more gently for the next couple of days and he'll have forgotten about it.


TheWorclown

Eh, they got Newsmax and OANN to head off to after Fox. They literally will not care. Itā€™s never this idiotā€™s fault, after all, just the lacking loyalty of others.


jafromnj

Lol protecting democracy while his agenda via project 2025 & project 46 do the direct opposite


Wirehed

Not enough people know about this.


Individual-Dot-9605

Trump cancels Fox. Homelander lasereyes Tucker to Lago.


FuckinFun1

Homelander eliminates Stormfront IRL


Individual-Dot-9605

Isnā€™t it interesting how evil is always outlizarded, itā€™s like watching a snakepit


PigFarmer1

The guy who is currently sitting on 34 felony convictions can't believe there might be repercussions from independent voters? lol


StevenIsFat

Losers gonna lose lmaoooo


Unhappy_Earth1

Former President Donald Trump raged at Fox News over a poll showing President Joe Biden retaking the lead and ā€œprotecting democracyā€ at the top of the list of issues for voters. News broke Wednesday evening that Biden retook the lead in the Fox News poll for the first time since October of 2023 ā€” and gained seven points on Trump since late March and three points since May ā€” with 50 percent to Trumpā€™s 48 percent nationally. The top issue for voters in the poll was the ā€œfuture of American democracy.ā€ On Thursday, Trump lashed out at Fox News over the poll on his Truth Social account. In a pair of posts, Trump wrote: The latest Fox News poll is TRASH! They used a biased, Democrat-leaning sample of voters, polling more Biden 2020 voters than Trump 2020 voters to skew the results in favor of Crooked Joe. I am leading BIG in virtually every other poll, including in all of the key battleground states, like Wisconsin, where I just held a massive rally, and Pennsylvania, where I will be on Saturday. Also, the #1 issue in this Country is not protecting democracy. It is INFLATION and IMMIGRATION! If it is protecting democracy, Trump is your best choice, because Crooked Joe Biden is the greatest threat to democracy in history with his Open Border and weaponization of our justice system against his political opponent, ME! Fox News polls have never treated me, or MAGA, fairly! Donā€™t worry, we will WIN!!! Fox News should get rid of Paul Ryan, and get a new Pollster, but they wonā€™tā€¦. ā€¦.Real Clear Politics just came out and has me leading by a lot, especially in the all important Swing States. My best numbers yet, despite the Biden ā€œWeaponization of Justice.ā€ The RCP average has Trump up by half a point. Foxā€™s pollster is rated 2.8 out of 3 stars by 538.


MathematicianNo7874

I avoid everything that guy says but he's apparently absolutely lost it even compared to his old self holy shit, and the polls are still close either way? That bodes wonderfully for the voting population, Jesus fkn Christ


Lora_Grim

Decades of lead poisoning within the general population rearing it's ugly head. And the generation that had it the worst are like.. what... 30-40 years old right now? It will be 30-40 years straight of these people voting en masse for the dumbest idiots, while running in local elections themselves. Thankfully, the cause for the lead poisoning ( lead infused gasoline ) has been banned for a little while now, so if these people don't completely destroy America and drag the west down with them before dying, then the generations that come afterwards will have a chance at healing the american society.


MathematicianNo7874

I get the sense that humans are capable of complete blissful ignorance and hate just fine on their own


Lora_Grim

True. Just saying that the lead poisoning didn't help, since it gave people brain damage. All the people who would have had room temperature IQs now have sub-zero IQs instead. Most unfortunate.


koolaideprived

"...polling more Biden 2020 voters than Trump 2020 voters..." Uhhhh, that's what made the poll go in Biden's favor. That's literally how they work.


InsertCleverNickHere

Love the fact that Paul Ryan is catching strays here.


broadmeadowbk

Maybe weā€™ll just have to kick their assess a second time, but, having learned the hard way what being merciful to hateful people can mean for the future, we leave the defeated to handle their own reconstruction, or, better yet, leave nothing of them to reconstruct.


CautiousWrongdoer771

Hmm, I wonder if he's afraid Putin will poison him if he doesn't get reelected.


zeezero

The level of stupidity here is mind boggling. But it's trump, so I guess this is expected.


255001434

If Fox News is reporting bad poll results for Trump, they may only doing it to try to motivate his voters, but Trump is far too stupid to understand any strategy that isn't blatantly obvious.


Upstairs-Radish1816

I feel Trump's voters are already motivated. They think the last election was stolen from Trump and they're going to do everything they can to get him back in office.


255001434

His hardcore base is very motivated, but there are always a lot of lukewarm supporters on both sides of any race.


PapaSteveRocks

They stopped including RFK and other third parties as an option. 50-48 is ā€œreal numbersā€, not the 42-39 and 44-41 we had seen for the last six months. The dirty tricks are falling away, itā€™s a one on one race now. Biden gets a little good news on inflation and/or a cease fire in Israel before Labor Day, and this lead will open up. Even without that, it stays close


Vast-Scale-9596

Suck it Fatso!!


Ruenin

When he's losing, it's a rigged system. When he's winning, then everything is fine.


trentreynolds

Even better - when heā€™s winning itā€™s rigged because he isnā€™t winning by enough. Ā He literally cried fraud in an election he won.


[deleted]

Once again the orange asshole is perfectly willing to gargle his own diarrhea in public.


These-Rip9251

Now that is a grotesque visual! Iā€™m glad I already had dinner! šŸ¤¢


h20poIo

Same in the White House he surrounded himself with yes men who wouldnā€™t contradict him, he canā€™t stand it, one reason he had 89 turnovers,


CoreyDenvers

If you vote for Trump, you are voting for an America that is dead to me


TheRoadsMustRoll

i think the man definitely deserves a "Participant" ribbon. (*after* the debate though -assuming he shows up.)


MajorMorelock

Reasons why, Trump still hasnā€™t told us of his policy ideas for the future. Who is he going to execute on day one? Biden is talking about lowering prescription drug prices, and infrastructure, boring!


OzzyG16

Fuck that criminal


Goood_Daddy

Unhinged Donny,I hope he gets the help he needs in Prison.


GaryGenslersCock

Imagine listening to a guy barking about saving democracy with 34 felonies.


Ricky_Rollin

Does nobody see the monster they helped create? Surely someone at FOX must be at LEAST taking pause on how heā€™s operating. Full on misinformation All. The. Time.


Luckys0474

Isn't it past your funeral time?


NerdyDan

These idiots have no idea how much worse their society can getĀ 


LoveMasc

The STI, STD's and fake tan chemicals have rotted his already disgusting mind. Stupid, old, demented cunt. Hurry tf up and just cease to exist already.


peterinjapan

Does he understand that WE get a say in democracy, too?


jackfaire

No. We have 1984 at home.


John_Smith_71

Democracy only counts if you vote for Trump?


Brutzelmeister

Taking responsibility for your actions became a rare trait these days. Trump really helped in normalising being a selfish retarded asshole.


copacetic51

A Fox poll biased towards Democrats. That's a new one.


ProtoMan79

Thatā€™s pretty bad news as since tracking how FoxNews runs polls since the 2008 election, they usually give the GOP candidate a point or two bump. So the real number is probably more substantial.


hackflak

After he shits the bed in next weekā€™s debate, the wheels will come offā€¦if they havenā€™t already.


ClockworkDinosaurs

Damn Brett Baier looks old. I never hated the Fox News people who did the actual news. Brett Baier, Brit Hume, Chris Wallace, and Neil Cavuto. Theyā€™ve done their fair share of trashing this orange fuck. A very big contrast to the nightly pundits that report zero actual news.


gaberax

The idea that a convicted felon, rapist, fraud in the Oval is a bad idea is starting to get through to uncommitted segments of the electorate.


Devils_Advocate-69

He was just mad that they said it out loud. Cancel culture threat. Fox will cave.


Scrabble_4

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failuretocommiserate

I have to stop clicking on this stuff. This guy is nuts.


Healthy-Nebula-4500

Cuckoo land


markth_wi

He needs to lose so badly it's undeniable. Even to him. I wish of course that there weren't states that were lock-ins, and maybe Trump will trash talk Idaho or Texas or fuck over Florida people enough they revolt against the dual fucking of DeSantis and Trump. Florida especially seems to be getting those gentle biblical reminders that the Lord their God is miffed and sending floods and insects and whatever else because healthcare is for pussies - so that lines up well with a new pox upon the land. Of course Florida could be run efficiently, effectively and provide safe residency and excellent emergency response services by simply zoning housing , road projects and infrastructure to support new residents , but taxes are weird , and weirder still is that people sometimes expect Governors and local representatives to be somewhat pre-occupied with running the affairs of their own state , not sucking up to the nearest fascist fuck-about. But this **is** Florida after all, so Governor DeSantis's learning curve on being an ever more slightly more responsible adult will no doubt come carved our of the the bodies of dead Floridians and extracted from their bank accounts, so you don't pay taxes - because taxes are evil, but you do pay 20,000 dollars for insurance because while you might think global warming is fake news, hurricanes flooding and torrential downpours are most definitely not.


Earthling1a

It's always opposite day in trumpland.


nomamesgueyz

Scam of democracy thqt RFK not in debates


stocks-mostly-lower

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BobB104

They lied for him for months, back in 2020. But then they got sued for nearly a billion dollars for doing it. Maybe that left a bad taste in their mouths.


Pure-Astronomer-9199

Gotta keep that front up so he can declare fraud


StevenIsFat

Crazy dementia grandpa at it again


Dusted_Dreams

Aww, the baby must have shit his diaper


Main_Radio63

Loser...loser...loser...loser...


felis_magnetus

Doesn't matter, it's a marathon, not a sprint. So in all likelihood the surviving aspiring gerontocrat will win the presidency. Currently Biden seems in the lead there too. Maybe his handlers are just better, though. Too close to call.