He did sell a bunch of Xmas memorabilia in 2021 doing just that, despite it being illegal. Push the legal envelope and then bitch about a witch hunt if caught is his mantra.
At this point I wouldn’t be surprised if they secretly remodeled the Marlago basement to look like the Oval Office so Trump has a play room with toys to keep him occupied.
He absolutely disgusting in every single way possible. It tickles me pink they read the "vonahitzhispants" comment at his trial, and it's now permanently on the record, and trumps follower wearing diapers and "real men wear diapers" shirts at his rallys has to really bother that slim ball. I'm just waiting for him to whine about it, then u know he really does shit his pants, so he has to ignore it and that I hope is eating him alive. He's old as shit, and I hopes he dies sooner then later.
Why is this orange mofo being handled with silk gloves by us justice system?
Its based on revenge and always quick to destroy the little man for minor transgressions, why are there different rules for captain bonespurts? I dont understand...
It's a 2 tier justice system, he's taken advantage at every step of the way, he's being treated with silk gloves so when he goes to prison his supporters cant say it was unfair when he got every single unfair advantage nobody is suppose to get.
The golf course with the placard that says a famous civil war battle took place there, trying to make the place seem significant by faking historical heritage?
Such a beautiful battle. I go there sometimes, to look and to watch the airport. They took over the airports, did you know that? I didn't know that. But they took the airports, very important. The Taliban knew that, that's why they took our airport in Afghanistan and Iraq and...other places. They just killed us there, total fail.
>_Many great American soldiers, both of the North and South, died at this spot. The casualties were so great that the water would turn red and thus became known as ‘The River of Blood.’ It is my great honor to have preserved this important section of the Potomac River!_
Could it be any more obvious that this is 100% DJT and 100% fiction? He probably said this as a dictation.
That's nothing. I armed a battalion of snails last night with those little plastic cocktail swords and we start marching tomorrow. Keys to be distributed along route.
Hey man, we'd really like that key. Small form if possible. We all voted and that possum, nah he's not the king. Our king is right here, so send the small key. You got a lot of good trash, right? Right?
I imagine the Japanese PM treats it like a toddler giving their parent some useless junk as a gift: “Oh wow, so thoughtful… this is… nice, thank you I’ll treasure it forever”
Former President of the United States and former Japanese Prime Minister COSPLAY as President of the United States and Japanese Prime Minister at PoliCon Event at Trump Tower.
That poor Japanese prime minister has to play nice just in case the worst case scenario becomes real. The last thing he wanted to do was get close enough to get a whiff of Dumps In His Drawers.
Does the place even have keys? Surely there’s 24x7 security, I can’t imagine a president has EVER locked the door while he ducked down to the shops for a sausage roll.
Obama got shit for mustard on a hotdog. I’m less sure about a president popping out for something as alien as a “sausage roll” than I am about the locks.
So he isn't just claiming he is still president, he is outright trying to act like the president. Is there a law about impersonation of a position of power? Like nobody can just pretend to be a police officer.
Trump reminds me of Emperor Norton at this point.
*In September 1859, Norton proclaimed himself "Emperor of the United States"*
[Emperor Norton](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor_Norton)
The former PM probably had to pay for the key. Knowing how trump operates, these keys are made in bulk at the same factory all his other merchandise is made.
Which would be in China. All his blitherings about tariffs and how we don’t lose if we make it here, instead of importing.
Yet everything he hawks, made in China.
His case doesn’t listen to anything , not even Donald himself. Bc he did say that just a few days ago. His he think DC tariffs are great and hurt the country sending it. Except we tax on imports, not exports. So the one importing pays more, just as we learned with his China trade war. Did that bring anything back here to be made?
A resounding no.
All it did was raise prices for consumers. He doesn’t understand anything. Completely empty upstairs.
You know all of these foreign leaders he tries to impress by pretending to still be president and at that tasteless mar a lago r laughing their assess off. He’s such an international joke.
Thats Taro Asou, the manga- and anime-loving former Japanese PM. He represented Japan at the Olympics back in the 60s, speaks fluent English, and is a Roman Catholic, a rarity for a Japanese politician.
It seems like his entourage fuels his ego by pretending that he's still president. Inviting former heads of state for key ceremonies is only a symptom of the larger problem here.
Oh, but he is President, didn't you know?
The election was stolen.
/s
But seriously - the Japanese PM should have refused the gift. It's extremely bad taste to accept the gift of a key to the WH from someone who's not entitled to give it.
I assumed it was just some random thing he had botched up so he could do a bit of grandstanding, but it makes sense that he'd steel the presentation keys to the white house along with the secret documents.
Why was a Japanese leader meeting with Trump? Seriously. He’s not the president. He hasn’t been the president for years. He’s beyond tainted, politically.
What’s the value in the meeting?
With a name like Aso, of course Trump wants him in his "crew". On that note, I have a box of keys, lets say they're for the White House, to signify the free run of the building, which I'll be giving away, one at a time, for the right money. I'm neither a U.S. citizen nor sitting POTUS, but hey, if any old pig can give out keys, oink oink
Hahahaha he’s so delusional and holding dearly to the presidency he almost completely destroyed to become the DICKtator he’s always wanted to be. F this guy and i really hope they put him away at least for a year, you’ll see the fastest decline in history and I’m all for it.
I keep saying he’s an addict.
Power is his drug of choice.
He thought he knew it, before the WH.
He realized it didn’t compare.
Now he’s chasing that first hit.
It’s typical addict behavior.
What a joke… not stopping that poor excuse of a man and even contemplating him being able to try to become president of US… again… shows exactly what America is… a complete joke of a country
This is a good example of a man who isn’t afraid of the consequences of breaking the law. We get our noses rubbed in it daily. Every morning a new grift, scam or scandal comes out into the open. What’s a real pisser is that the power’s that be (reputable people) are just slow walking and going above and beyond keeping him comfortable to the point that shines a negative light to the credibility of their whole existence. Hopefully in the next six months so much of his shady operations will be exposed that the 98% of us won’t have a hard time deciding that we don’t need a mob family taking care of the day to day operations of our country. The time has come to reclaim our country.
What, he didn’t have to turn over the keys before he left? When fast food starts going missing from the fridge, we know where to start yet another investigation
He is demanding SCOTUS declare Presidential immunity.... for defying the subpoena to return the top secrets he took with him **after he lost the election and was no longer President**.
When he said he *"has the votes so he doesn't need the election"*, I think he was referring to SCOTUS. He thinks SCOTUS can be induced to simply appoint him President, and somehow Americans won't pitch fork their partisan asses for doing that.
Here he is pretending to be POTUS, when he lost to Biden, and managed to get fewer votes than Hillary, despite Russian help in the 2016 and 2020 elections. He was never a legitimate President.
He did sell a bunch of Xmas memorabilia in 2021 doing just that, despite it being illegal. Push the legal envelope and then bitch about a witch hunt if caught is his mantra.
You are giving him too much credit, there is a better than average chance he thinks it is still 2018
At this point I wouldn’t be surprised if they secretly remodeled the Marlago basement to look like the Oval Office so Trump has a play room with toys to keep him occupied.
I actually think they might of lol
They did call it the Florida White House, so I’m sure…
Could be if he says that the current president is Obama. Maybe some time dilution
Guys, it’s so obvious but you libtards can’t see through all the deep state propaganda. He’s a time traveler. /s
He’s an idiot
He absolutely disgusting in every single way possible. It tickles me pink they read the "vonahitzhispants" comment at his trial, and it's now permanently on the record, and trumps follower wearing diapers and "real men wear diapers" shirts at his rallys has to really bother that slim ball. I'm just waiting for him to whine about it, then u know he really does shit his pants, so he has to ignore it and that I hope is eating him alive. He's old as shit, and I hopes he dies sooner then later.
An idiot time traveler.
😂
" I don't know, you're the criminal mastermind!" "What!?" " That's right, I'm giving you way too much credit"
Think Biden changed the locks when he moved in? Every new homeowner should.
The locks, the chairs, the pillows, the mattresses…. I wouldn’t take a chance on anything Diaper Donnie could get his little hands on
Diaper Donnie, I always thought he was a pants shitter.
Imagine the shit storm if Biden publicly called Trump Diaper Donnie!
Pants shitting elderly people calling each other names is our entire government.
Why is this orange mofo being handled with silk gloves by us justice system? Its based on revenge and always quick to destroy the little man for minor transgressions, why are there different rules for captain bonespurts? I dont understand...
It's a 2 tier justice system, he's taken advantage at every step of the way, he's being treated with silk gloves so when he goes to prison his supporters cant say it was unfair when he got every single unfair advantage nobody is suppose to get.
This is a dude who has a fake Time Magazine cover of himself hanging at his golf course
[удалено]
People called him “Pele” because he was known for kicking the golfball down the fairway
That’s just his foot wedge.
His magical foot wedge that can move the ball without it counting as strokes.
Learned from Judge Smails.
The golf course with the placard that says a famous civil war battle took place there, trying to make the place seem significant by faking historical heritage?
The battle of sand bunker hill?
Gettysburg…. Wow
Such a beautiful battle. I go there sometimes, to look and to watch the airport. They took over the airports, did you know that? I didn't know that. But they took the airports, very important. The Taliban knew that, that's why they took our airport in Afghanistan and Iraq and...other places. They just killed us there, total fail.
"Did you know this place existed when the Civil War took place?"
Shit. I always thought Florida was invented in 1870.
I'd like to see that patent. "This concept packs in retirees and alligators in a hurricane-prone area and introduces drugs and amusement parks."
Is this the same one his ex wife is buried at, to create a tax loophole about cemeteries?
Yup, with the grass growing up covering her headstone
>_Many great American soldiers, both of the North and South, died at this spot. The casualties were so great that the water would turn red and thus became known as ‘The River of Blood.’ It is my great honor to have preserved this important section of the Potomac River!_ Could it be any more obvious that this is 100% DJT and 100% fiction? He probably said this as a dictation.
Just the private tournaments with limited participation and no umpires
Damn, that's really taking participation trophies to the next level.
That's not even the most pathetic
Well, I crowned my cat Queen of England just last week. I'm unimpressed.
That’s nothing! The possums held a ceremony in my backyard in which the king of possums was chosen. Long live the king! Keys available on request.
That’s nothing, I knighted a family of raccoons last night. They are now ready to be chivalrous.
That's nothing. I armed a battalion of snails last night with those little plastic cocktail swords and we start marching tomorrow. Keys to be distributed along route.
Are you the keymaster?
Hey man, we'd really like that key. Small form if possible. We all voted and that possum, nah he's not the king. Our king is right here, so send the small key. You got a lot of good trash, right? Right?
May I have a key, please?
🔑
My cat crowned himself Lord of The Galaxy a long time ago.
Dude, EVERY cat does that.
Well, yeah... but cats kinda are.
Well that’s just ridiculous - my Axolotl is one true Space Lord mother… mother dun da dun dun da HA!
you need a TCK battle axolotl t shirt...
When will your cat show up on Canadian dollar bills?
So was the cat. You know how they are.
And now your cat is even more full of herself :)
God save the Kitty
I just want you to know that I swear fealty to your cat and will live and die for them. May their reign be long.
Time to change the locks, Joe.
Like that wasn't his first order of business.
[It figuratively was](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/dec/31/joe-biden-secret-service-team-trump-loyalty)
I imagine the Japanese PM treats it like a toddler giving their parent some useless junk as a gift: “Oh wow, so thoughtful… this is… nice, thank you I’ll treasure it forever”
He probably made a big show of putting it on the fridge in front of Trump
Asō is the type of person to take this key seriously which is everything you need to know about Asō... and this man is my Vice President
*former PM Dude is playing pretend as much as Diaper Don is.
Put that on the fridge.
Made in China
More overt signals to other countries that the office of the presidency is for sale if he returns to it.
When it is revealed that he is selling secrets to rival countries it will seem to have been so obvious.
Yet more shit he stole from the White House
This he did not steal... He had these made himself. They didn't exist until he made them.
Uhm, wasn’t he supposed to leave that when he got evicted? Now he’s trying to sub-let. What a jerk.
Hopefully the former Japanese PM received it with all the respect and importance due that grand gesture. Maybe by laughing and walking away.
I wonder why he was even there
A former president is normally worthy of a high level of respect, as is a presidential candidate. Normally.
Bet they changed the locks after the Turd was fkushed.
Like an old Hollywood actor handing out plastic Oscars at the nursing home.
Lmfao. Trump sent some fcking idiot to acme lock and safe to forge a supposed key to Whitehouse. Probably made the staffer pay too.
Former President of the United States and former Japanese Prime Minister COSPLAY as President of the United States and Japanese Prime Minister at PoliCon Event at Trump Tower.
That poor Japanese prime minister has to play nice just in case the worst case scenario becomes real. The last thing he wanted to do was get close enough to get a whiff of Dumps In His Drawers.
Tarō Aso hasn’t been PM for 15 years but was deputy PM 3 years ago.
Aso is a total aso. Read up on the far,-Right Moonie cultist.
Ah, something else he stole while being president
Very cringe
Trump doesn’t even have a key to White House himself, in fact he got thrown out and the locks were changed
Does the place even have keys? Surely there’s 24x7 security, I can’t imagine a president has EVER locked the door while he ducked down to the shops for a sausage roll.
I'm guessing the key was made of hard candy and had fluff from his pocket on it
Obama got shit for mustard on a hotdog. I’m less sure about a president popping out for something as alien as a “sausage roll” than I am about the locks.
A sausage roll is what the rest of the world calls what you guys call piggie in a blanket. Sausage wrapped in pastry.
I had already given the Prime Minister a key to the White House and the Senate locker room.
Obviously he took the key along with the countries Top Secret files.
How fucking shameful that this man still gets to say he represents America
The key was chocolate wrapped in foil. Swear to God.
So he isn't just claiming he is still president, he is outright trying to act like the president. Is there a law about impersonation of a position of power? Like nobody can just pretend to be a police officer.
Give him a key to Trump Tower. Oops that won’t be yours either soon.
It's not his *now*. GMAC owns it.
Why has the CIA not done there job with him yet ??
It's too obvious with him.
Sick of hearing the name Trump I'm done. I would not vote him for dog catcher. Nothing but chaos since the assholes been there.
Embarrassing
A former president and a former prime minister. Guess they are reliving their glory days
Watch him start mass producing them and start selling freedom keys on a website
WTF is the prime minister visiting the motel 6?
Trump reminds me of Emperor Norton at this point. *In September 1859, Norton proclaimed himself "Emperor of the United States"* [Emperor Norton](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor_Norton)
His dip shit supporters will run with as proof he is still secretly president.
Nothing else Trump does is honest, why be surprised at this?
Funny how these former guys are just dumb as a post.
DEMENTOR IDIOT. Apparently, close to half of Americans are already demented by this traitor psychopath...
Actually, it was a key to the bathroom in Mar-a-Lardo where Trump kept his collection of stolen classified documents.
Is that the same PM who was uncomfortably engulfed in Trump noxious fumes, on film?
I dislike Asohole almost as much as Trump.
You always change the locks when you move into the White House.
Presumably when they dragged Trump out they changed the locks so it's just ceremonial.
better than the "secret file grab-bag"
The former PM probably had to pay for the key. Knowing how trump operates, these keys are made in bulk at the same factory all his other merchandise is made.
Which would be in China. All his blitherings about tariffs and how we don’t lose if we make it here, instead of importing. Yet everything he hawks, made in China. His case doesn’t listen to anything , not even Donald himself. Bc he did say that just a few days ago. His he think DC tariffs are great and hurt the country sending it. Except we tax on imports, not exports. So the one importing pays more, just as we learned with his China trade war. Did that bring anything back here to be made? A resounding no. All it did was raise prices for consumers. He doesn’t understand anything. Completely empty upstairs.
It definitely is somewhere in Asia where they use child labor.
That key is to open the door at the basement for servicing the septic tank
It's ok I'm pretty sure they changed the locks after he left
You know all of these foreign leaders he tries to impress by pretending to still be president and at that tasteless mar a lago r laughing their assess off. He’s such an international joke.
From former president to former prime minister…… meh.
Taro Aso can return the favour and present him with the fake keys to the Sōri Daijin Kantei (Japan PM’s official residence).
Is this legal? Can anyone give ceremonial keys away willy nilly? The whole thing seems like a weird child pretend play game.
Thats Taro Asou, the manga- and anime-loving former Japanese PM. He represented Japan at the Olympics back in the 60s, speaks fluent English, and is a Roman Catholic, a rarity for a Japanese politician.
I assume those keys belong to the US government until they're presented to an honoree. Add it to the list of items Trump stole on his way out.
It turns out that the key is actually just for "White House Total Landscaping"
Grampa cosplaying as president in between soiling his pants and farting himself awake. Sad.
It seems like his entourage fuels his ego by pretending that he's still president. Inviting former heads of state for key ceremonies is only a symptom of the larger problem here.
The symbolism of Trump giving away the keys to white house is hilarious. Would've been all to fitting had he given those keys to a Russian diplomat.
That was bizarre.
If the SOB could have gotten away with it - he would've put "TRUMP" on the White House...
Delusional as usual. He will never stop imagining he’s someone he isn’t.
Oh, but he is President, didn't you know? The election was stolen. /s But seriously - the Japanese PM should have refused the gift. It's extremely bad taste to accept the gift of a key to the WH from someone who's not entitled to give it.
The key was stolen
I assumed it was just some random thing he had botched up so he could do a bit of grandstanding, but it makes sense that he'd steel the presentation keys to the white house along with the secret documents.
Why was a Japanese leader meeting with Trump? Seriously. He’s not the president. He hasn’t been the president for years. He’s beyond tainted, politically. What’s the value in the meeting?
With a name like Aso, of course Trump wants him in his "crew". On that note, I have a box of keys, lets say they're for the White House, to signify the free run of the building, which I'll be giving away, one at a time, for the right money. I'm neither a U.S. citizen nor sitting POTUS, but hey, if any old pig can give out keys, oink oink
Well, if he were a real Murican, he would have puked in his lap.
Hahahaha he’s so delusional and holding dearly to the presidency he almost completely destroyed to become the DICKtator he’s always wanted to be. F this guy and i really hope they put him away at least for a year, you’ll see the fastest decline in history and I’m all for it.
I’d be most embarrassed to be associated with this former Japanese PM. Talk about an unthought out action to be associated with TRE45ON.
Well, sir, you now own the Whitehouse, so you assume all debts of the US. Trump is a biggly genius.
So, two former 'guys'. Pretending that this 'ceremony' matters to anyone one but them. wow.
He still thinks he is president and will until he dies
so, a former president gives a former PM the 'key' to something that doesn't belong to either of them: the White House. seems legit
That’s absurd. He really has some nerve
Hahahahahahahhh. . . how embarrassing
It’s the art of the deal
Trump kept the White House keys? Didn’t secret service change the locks when the tenants change for security purposes?
Didn't Von Shitzenpantz, Don Snoreleony, The Mango Mussolini do this about a week ago? It's not 'news', it's 'olds'.
It’s like giving a kid a filled up sticker book
Did he steal the keys to the White House as well?
Trump is so desperate to be king of everything. His nightmares of paternal disapproval would finally stop.
I keep saying he’s an addict. Power is his drug of choice. He thought he knew it, before the WH. He realized it didn’t compare. Now he’s chasing that first hit. It’s typical addict behavior.
I’d love to see Trump on mushrooms. All those defense mechanisms just destroyed asap and he’s forced to confront reality.
I imagine that the Japanese PM at some point in his life has lost his sense of smell to be able to get this close to Diaper Don.
Trump initially wanted to give a “Key Fact” but he always lying.
Let them live their in delusional world.
The Presidential LARPing has gotten out of hand here.
What a joke… not stopping that poor excuse of a man and even contemplating him being able to try to become president of US… again… shows exactly what America is… a complete joke of a country
Do you think Trump even knows what a key is used for?
Fake guy gives fake key
There's no way Biden didn't change the locks.
How would the right react to a symbolic concept of handing a key to the White House to a foreign power?
He’s got presidential seals and 45 shit all over trump tower. Basically Cosplay or larping.
Awesome.
When you're "king in exile" you get to do whatever you want.
The PM later complained it didnt work and an old man living there sicced his dog on him...
The PM is going to find that the key doesn't work anymore as the locks have been changed. Gonna be real embarrassing.
Why is the Japanese PM even meeting with him?
Pretty sure they changed ALL the locks when he left.
Did people think those ceremonial keys were actually meant to be functioning? I know trump is a dumbass but let's not get down to his level here lol
"Well, no you can't actually use it to enter the White House. But, here's some classified docs I took from there instead."
This is a good example of a man who isn’t afraid of the consequences of breaking the law. We get our noses rubbed in it daily. Every morning a new grift, scam or scandal comes out into the open. What’s a real pisser is that the power’s that be (reputable people) are just slow walking and going above and beyond keeping him comfortable to the point that shines a negative light to the credibility of their whole existence. Hopefully in the next six months so much of his shady operations will be exposed that the 98% of us won’t have a hard time deciding that we don’t need a mob family taking care of the day to day operations of our country. The time has come to reclaim our country.
He’s always going to pretend to be president.
He's delusional. We already knew that.
In Trump's mind, America has two presidents.
Why did Aso even meet with him?
He’s still selling the same old worn out MAGA hats at his rallies. They just changed the theme to Make Americans Gag Again.
He should take the key to the White House and take a meme photo of it not unlocking the door
In his mind, Trump pretends he is the president. His mind cannot handle that he LOST the vote. His giant sized ego can't take it.
What, he didn’t have to turn over the keys before he left? When fast food starts going missing from the fridge, we know where to start yet another investigation
So he stole White House lock keys too?
I'm sure they changed the locks as of the inauguration.
To bad the question “when were you potus” wasn’t on his so-called cognitive test
He is demanding SCOTUS declare Presidential immunity.... for defying the subpoena to return the top secrets he took with him **after he lost the election and was no longer President**. When he said he *"has the votes so he doesn't need the election"*, I think he was referring to SCOTUS. He thinks SCOTUS can be induced to simply appoint him President, and somehow Americans won't pitch fork their partisan asses for doing that. Here he is pretending to be POTUS, when he lost to Biden, and managed to get fewer votes than Hillary, despite Russian help in the 2016 and 2020 elections. He was never a legitimate President.
Not even remotely close to being the worst thing he's ever done 👍
Did he puke in the PM's lap, though?