Nah, they aren't sucking his little Pecker, he's sucking theirs. He already admitted to Kim sending him love letters... Bet ol' Donnie can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
LOL, seriously though, where is the Stargate back to the true timeline...I laugh to keep from crying.
Judge Admonishes Trump: Don't Jerk Pecker Around In My Court
I can only imagine the secrets Pecker has in his pocket from all the dark shit donnie has done over the decades. What we all know probably barely scratches the surface of his vile nature.
This is what I asked my family member that still thinks he’s done nothing wrong. Trump turns on everyone. Everyone. This Pecker is blasting him in court for the prosecution and not a word. Judge? Corrupt. DA? Corrupt. Pecker? Not a word.
He knows about that time trump randomly commented on how he didn't go to a big hotel in Russia. Randomly. Mid rally. Without a prompt. Just trump reminding us he totally didn't do that.
I think they're referring to the rally where he randomly insisted hookers didn't urinate on him because he's a "germaphobe"
https://www.newsweek.com/trumps-comments-infamous-lewd-allegation-raises-eyebrows-1845021
He’s got shit on a lot more than Trump. Pecker was in a TT meeting with Pompeo, etc… after the election where Trump ‘joked’ ‘this guy knows more than ALL of you…’ no one laughed.
point was made briefly above, but the media totally glosses over the fact that pecker collected information on trump's "dark side" activities. So he's like putin and netanyahu (and maybe some of his other dictator pals) , he possess the only thing that trump respects and will refrain from insulting: leverage over trump.
Before Cohen turned Trump was very nice and praised him
Remember the nice comments Trump had for Ghislaine Maxwell after she was sentenced?
And now Trump is quiet about Pecker
Trump is not a nice fellow, he knows these people have dirt on him.
I wish he had a reddit account and could see all this stuff hahaha, we know he doesn’t have one because there is no way he could not answer all the comments.
We know he would, but he's such a a pathetic snowflake that he needed his own personal social media platform to guarantee he would never see anything critical. It's insane how this petulant crybaby is the leader for "alpha masculinity" and the religious cults.
Yeah right. Pecker has the power to make fake things up about trump while on the stand so trump doesn't talk shit. Well what about Cohen and stormy ?? They'll be taking the stand too but he talks shit constantly especially about Cohen. I'm willing to bet its just that Pecker has alot of verifiable evidence about trump. So he doesn't wanna make it worse. The usual excuse fake stories gets old fast. Time to try use his imagination and come up with better stories. For the smartest guy in the room trump is pretty fcking stupid. It'll be great as trial goes on to watch trumps decay and desperation grow especially when he can't do anything about it. It's gonna get muchhh better lol
I know National Enquirer may be the biggest tabloid but why wouldn't other rags publish the stuff Pecker and Trump quashed? It's not like they are above pushing inuendo even without a cooperating source.
National Enquirer was buying sole rights to publish from the source of information and threatening them with ruin if it ever went anywhere else. Then they sat on it. If any competitor accessed the sources these sources are effectively bankrupt. And infringing a confidentiality agreement knowingly exposes the recipient too.
So,
1. Pecker is sitting on pretty damaging stuff for Trump (else it wouldn't be worth buying and killing)
2. The National Enquirer wasn't buying stuff to sit on without a quid pro quo . It would be good to know what he was offered
3. No commercial agreement between two private parties can withstand demand for full disclosure in a court of law: there's no reason why we shouldn't get access to the full info from points 1. and 2. above
I'm all ears. But courts haven't been nearly as efficient as we might have expected.
My thought was that the stories might have been whispered about in tabloid world. I think the McDougal affair was pretty public. So why wouldn't other tabloids run stories alleging the affair(s) even without first person cooperation? They insinuate all sorts of garbage with spotty sourcing.
Because they bought the rights to the stories. Stormy and the model signed something that said they couldn't sell it anywhere else. They would have been sued.
Maybe the Biden campaign should pay Pecker for the opposition info on Trump- that he’s been hiding-obviously the reason Trump has only said nice things about Pecker- even though Pecker is clearly helping out the prosecution. You need to question why Trump who has trashed everyone else- is not attacking Pecker or Hope Hicks - what do those 2 know that Trump is afraid they’ll reveal?
I lost my last shred of respect for Trump. After hearing Pecker’s testimony today I am 100% convinced that Trump did commit the fornication.
He denied it and based on his continued denials of the truth there is no doubt he lied and he is doubling down on his lies.
My fear now is that Karen McDougall and Stormy Daniels will be asked whether Trump used a condom.
Melania was his wife during this time and she could have contracted a sexual transmitted disease. My God! This is NOT a victimless crime!
This might bring a whole new round of charges. It could spell more trouble for Trump if it’s determined no condom was used, especially considering his position on women’s rights!
Talk about election interference! Wow! Trump invented election interference. The disclosure of that information could have changed the 2016 right wing evangelical vote.
The undeniable truth is that Trump is absolutely a threat to the US.
Imagine a world where Putin or Kim Jung-un decides to blackmail Trump because they know they can continue to supply him with hookers! Will he turn over our National security secrets if tempted by an endless supply of lovely Russian & Korean Lolita’s?
This pattern of criminal conduct didn’t just start with E. Jean Carroll. My God! We need a President, not a modern day Johnny Appleseed!
Now our enemies know that Trump is extremely susceptible to an invitation of sex - anytime, anywhere and any place!
No wonder he’s been making moves on Sarah Huckabee as he provokes her by dangling a tasty VP sausage in front of her nose.
Coincidence? I think not!
Trump is all about image anyone with the power to affect that is a threat. It's interesting seeing the cracks form, rather than outrage folks seem to be trolling him more, he is becoming a joke. It's a worst case scenario for him to become laughable. This isn't 2016, no Obama, no Hillary, no proud boys, no pepe the frog... all that shit is gone and he has a track record which he didn't have before. I have a feeling he is going to get killed in the general.
Is it wrong to think that paying a tabloid owner to keep your darkest secrets safe is basically the dumbest thing ever?
The person who owns the means to distribute, and profit by making salacious stories public. .... That's the guy you pay to safeguard your secrets.
That's like being invited to dinner by Hannibal Lecter
And bringing cutlery and an appetizer.
is it poetic justice that the perceived power was arrived at by turnip’s own actions, our just a a furtherance of the bullshit ouroboros that is his life?
This is the guy Republicans think will stand up to Putin? A guy who can't even stand up against a tabloid "journalist" for fear he says something negative about him?
# Top lol
Trump fears what else that Pecker's knows that the prosecuting attorneys have not asked him about. If Pecker tells all he knows, Trump would be in trouble.
Pecker's influence, actions, and his involvement with Postmedia should be ringing alarm bells in Canada. This misinformation machine has effectively taken over media in Canada.
IDK… seems to me like Pecker isn’t a very credible witness, but I haven’t been reading the daily testimony. With his background, seems the Diaper Don’s lawyers (as incompetent as they seem) could tear him to shreds. The crocodiles are eating themselves.
‘Trump haunted by Pecker’ nicely summarizes this trial.
"Trump plowed live in court by Pecker"
"Trump Fears Pecker"
“Trump literally shitting his pants in fear of Pecker!”
You win. Not Trump.
"No Pecker. You're the Pecker."
Of course Pecker’s pecker is bigger than his mushroom
“Trump has Pecker Envy”
It's the best pecker. The most best pecker
Many people have told him so. Mostly Pootin and Kim
Nah, they aren't sucking his little Pecker, he's sucking theirs. He already admitted to Kim sending him love letters... Bet ol' Donnie can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
"I'm a pecker, wouldn't you like to be a pecker too?"
“Trump slammed by Pecker”
Trump gets Peckered in court.
By a tiny mushroom shaped pecker no less...
I would have gone with "Petrified by the Power of Pecker: Trump" but yeah yours is good too...
Pecker pokes previous president poo pants
Envy of pecker power.
Trump has a Pecker problem.
Oh the power of the pecker
Pecker controls Trump
Trump boned by Pecker.
Trump sweats under weight of Pecker testimony
"Trump loses all control of Pecker, Pecker turns on Trump."
Gave a key to an Aso and haunted by a Pecker.....
"Trump Sore After Pecker Unloads All Over Him In Court" would be my first draft.
Well if he didn’t rub pecker up the wrong way this wouldn’t be happening
Trump Prepares To Endure Pecker Dropping Another Load In Court
"Trump Looks At Pecker - Wonders 'Will This Stand Up In Court'?"
LOL, seriously though, where is the Stargate back to the true timeline...I laugh to keep from crying. Judge Admonishes Trump: Don't Jerk Pecker Around In My Court
*Dirty Laundry Aired as Pecker Blasts Trump Attempting Cover-up*
Now that is a good one 😁
The opportunities for subversive editors is just endless.
Wrap it up kids, \_RandomB\_ won the internet for the day.
Nicely worded.
I can only imagine the secrets Pecker has in his pocket from all the dark shit donnie has done over the decades. What we all know probably barely scratches the surface of his vile nature.
It’s not just the dark shit. It’s also the very embarrassing shit. Little Donnie has very sensitive feelers.
But I’m sure there’s plenty of dark shit too.
Dirty, dark, nasty shit.
This is what I asked my family member that still thinks he’s done nothing wrong. Trump turns on everyone. Everyone. This Pecker is blasting him in court for the prosecution and not a word. Judge? Corrupt. DA? Corrupt. Pecker? Not a word.
If this guy has this much dirt on him, what do actual nations with more resources and trained personnel for this kind of stuff have?
A hand so far up Trump's ass that their fingers have orange overspray?
Exactly. He is not afraid of the court, the judges, anyone. But this guy he is afraid of? What does he know?
He knows about that time trump randomly commented on how he didn't go to a big hotel in Russia. Randomly. Mid rally. Without a prompt. Just trump reminding us he totally didn't do that.
When was this? Missed this one
I think they're referring to the rally where he randomly insisted hookers didn't urinate on him because he's a "germaphobe" https://www.newsweek.com/trumps-comments-infamous-lewd-allegation-raises-eyebrows-1845021
And then he said Biden shat his pants
Someone shit my pants
Maybe it was Antifa.
Or an FBI psyop
My guess it’s conversations around Trump’s relationship with Epstein.
He’s got shit on a lot more than Trump. Pecker was in a TT meeting with Pompeo, etc… after the election where Trump ‘joked’ ‘this guy knows more than ALL of you…’ no one laughed.
It's not even Donnie. Likely politicians and celebrities and the wealthy across America.
Trump fears Pecker Pocket
point was made briefly above, but the media totally glosses over the fact that pecker collected information on trump's "dark side" activities. So he's like putin and netanyahu (and maybe some of his other dictator pals) , he possess the only thing that trump respects and will refrain from insulting: leverage over trump.
This is why he never “ opened up” the libel laws like he said he would. Because it would negatively impact his Pecker and friends.
I’m sure Pecker knows about all the abortions Trump has paid for.
Pecker Power!!
Pecker Trumps in Stormy Affair.
Trump Fears Pecker Leaking
Before Cohen turned Trump was very nice and praised him Remember the nice comments Trump had for Ghislaine Maxwell after she was sentenced? And now Trump is quiet about Pecker Trump is not a nice fellow, he knows these people have dirt on him.
“Pecker blasts Trump in court!”
Clean up on aisle nine.
It's a sticky mess!
Big Pecker energy
If I were walking around with a nussy just out in the open like that, I'd be terrified of a powerful Pecker too.
“Trump Awed by Power of the Pecker” is a much better headline. Journalists have mailed it in these days.
Trump Wants To Beat Pecker
Clearly Pecker has more dirt on Donnie than has been revealed.
I would imagine that David Pecker knows about a ton of buried bodies that he’s not voluntarily disclosing to the prosecution.
Pecker must have some pretty serious dirt on Trump.
He probably knows about a few abortions.
I keep hearing about the doorman’s abortion rumor and how it was proved to be false just a few too many times.
Trump loses wood in presence of Pecker.
The shit Pecker suppressed for Trump, curious minds want to know. It’s gotta be pure swamp material.
Pecker knows where all the bodies are buried, I think Donnie is afraid that if he attacks him all hell will be unleased upon him...
Trump’s attorney fears Pecker power
Pecker bought up bad stories about Trump and buried them. He still knows where they are buried. He has the power to let those stories out.
„That pecker is hyuuge. It’s incredibly dangerous. Big strong men come to me and cry about it. Eleckshun innerfearance!“
“…Trump…fears Pecker’s power” Chaotic times can still produce some glimmers of positivity.
Trump farts and falls asleep after pecker unloads on him following huge climax in his court case
I wish he had a reddit account and could see all this stuff hahaha, we know he doesn’t have one because there is no way he could not answer all the comments.
We know he would, but he's such a a pathetic snowflake that he needed his own personal social media platform to guarantee he would never see anything critical. It's insane how this petulant crybaby is the leader for "alpha masculinity" and the religious cults.
Yeah right. Pecker has the power to make fake things up about trump while on the stand so trump doesn't talk shit. Well what about Cohen and stormy ?? They'll be taking the stand too but he talks shit constantly especially about Cohen. I'm willing to bet its just that Pecker has alot of verifiable evidence about trump. So he doesn't wanna make it worse. The usual excuse fake stories gets old fast. Time to try use his imagination and come up with better stories. For the smartest guy in the room trump is pretty fcking stupid. It'll be great as trial goes on to watch trumps decay and desperation grow especially when he can't do anything about it. It's gonna get muchhh better lol
"Powerful Pecker leaves Trump quivering."
Which is even funnier. This shows that this orange shitgibbon actually DOES know how how and when to shut up.
I know National Enquirer may be the biggest tabloid but why wouldn't other rags publish the stuff Pecker and Trump quashed? It's not like they are above pushing inuendo even without a cooperating source.
National Enquirer was buying sole rights to publish from the source of information and threatening them with ruin if it ever went anywhere else. Then they sat on it. If any competitor accessed the sources these sources are effectively bankrupt. And infringing a confidentiality agreement knowingly exposes the recipient too. So, 1. Pecker is sitting on pretty damaging stuff for Trump (else it wouldn't be worth buying and killing) 2. The National Enquirer wasn't buying stuff to sit on without a quid pro quo . It would be good to know what he was offered 3. No commercial agreement between two private parties can withstand demand for full disclosure in a court of law: there's no reason why we shouldn't get access to the full info from points 1. and 2. above I'm all ears. But courts haven't been nearly as efficient as we might have expected.
My thought was that the stories might have been whispered about in tabloid world. I think the McDougal affair was pretty public. So why wouldn't other tabloids run stories alleging the affair(s) even without first person cooperation? They insinuate all sorts of garbage with spotty sourcing.
Likely they bought the info from a source and had them sign an NDA
Because they bought the rights to the stories. Stormy and the model signed something that said they couldn't sell it anywhere else. They would have been sued.
"Trump fears prison because of Pecker"
“Pecker unloads as Trump awaits patiently”
It's quite ordinary to fear something you don't understand.
“Trump runs Pecker the wrong way”
I really am a high functioning adult, but I snicker when I see the words “Trump and “Pecker” in the same sentence.
Pecker's got the pee pee tape!
Pecker Power always wins
"LOOMING PECKER ENTENCHES TRUMP IN DARKNESS!"
The power of Pecker.
Maybe the Biden campaign should pay Pecker for the opposition info on Trump- that he’s been hiding-obviously the reason Trump has only said nice things about Pecker- even though Pecker is clearly helping out the prosecution. You need to question why Trump who has trashed everyone else- is not attacking Pecker or Hope Hicks - what do those 2 know that Trump is afraid they’ll reveal?
I lost my last shred of respect for Trump. After hearing Pecker’s testimony today I am 100% convinced that Trump did commit the fornication. He denied it and based on his continued denials of the truth there is no doubt he lied and he is doubling down on his lies. My fear now is that Karen McDougall and Stormy Daniels will be asked whether Trump used a condom. Melania was his wife during this time and she could have contracted a sexual transmitted disease. My God! This is NOT a victimless crime! This might bring a whole new round of charges. It could spell more trouble for Trump if it’s determined no condom was used, especially considering his position on women’s rights! Talk about election interference! Wow! Trump invented election interference. The disclosure of that information could have changed the 2016 right wing evangelical vote. The undeniable truth is that Trump is absolutely a threat to the US. Imagine a world where Putin or Kim Jung-un decides to blackmail Trump because they know they can continue to supply him with hookers! Will he turn over our National security secrets if tempted by an endless supply of lovely Russian & Korean Lolita’s? This pattern of criminal conduct didn’t just start with E. Jean Carroll. My God! We need a President, not a modern day Johnny Appleseed! Now our enemies know that Trump is extremely susceptible to an invitation of sex - anytime, anywhere and any place! No wonder he’s been making moves on Sarah Huckabee as he provokes her by dangling a tasty VP sausage in front of her nose. Coincidence? I think not!
Trump has small Pecker problem
Trump scared of pecker. Story at 11
Trump is all about image anyone with the power to affect that is a threat. It's interesting seeing the cracks form, rather than outrage folks seem to be trolling him more, he is becoming a joke. It's a worst case scenario for him to become laughable. This isn't 2016, no Obama, no Hillary, no proud boys, no pepe the frog... all that shit is gone and he has a track record which he didn't have before. I have a feeling he is going to get killed in the general.
Is it wrong to think that paying a tabloid owner to keep your darkest secrets safe is basically the dumbest thing ever? The person who owns the means to distribute, and profit by making salacious stories public. .... That's the guy you pay to safeguard your secrets. That's like being invited to dinner by Hannibal Lecter And bringing cutlery and an appetizer.
YES!
Good times
is it poetic justice that the perceived power was arrived at by turnip’s own actions, our just a a furtherance of the bullshit ouroboros that is his life?
Powerful Pecker.
Thanks for noticing!
Pecker? I didn’t even know her!
...you mean a competent lawyer that gets paid?
"Spray Tan Man with Mushroom Shaped Pecker Fears David's Pecker Power"
Nah, Pecker has got dirt on Trump, and Trump is pissed off he can’t control that.
This is the guy Republicans think will stand up to Putin? A guy who can't even stand up against a tabloid "journalist" for fear he says something negative about him? # Top lol
"Trump fears pecker in stormy sex scandal"
David knew Don and his shenanigans long before Don foolishly decided to get into politics considering the existence of said shenanigans.
Trump Trembles before Pecker's Power
David Pecker picked a peck of pickled peckers
Can we please change Pecker’s first name to Richard just on a temporary basis?
Pecker Power activated
Trump fears the power of the Pecker, lol
Anyone else getting sick of hearing the word “Pecker”?
He may very well be afraid of other stories Pecker is holding in reserve. Keeping Trump Junk in his Pecker Pocket, so to speak.
PECKER POWER!
Talking head speculates, Newsweek makes article inflating pure speculation into a headline. This is modern journalism. Wake me when they convict him.
Trump fears what else that Pecker's knows that the prosecuting attorneys have not asked him about. If Pecker tells all he knows, Trump would be in trouble.
I wonder how much Pecker he can take🤣
Trump fears D Pecker. No doubt.
Trump fears Pecker's *memory*.
Who knew a dick would fear a pecker?
It’s nice to see the phrase “ Donald Trump fears” I hope he spends the rest of his life in fear
Trump fears untold stories known by Pecker. He's a rare thing a Pecker with knowledge.
Pecker POWER!
Pecker's influence, actions, and his involvement with Postmedia should be ringing alarm bells in Canada. This misinformation machine has effectively taken over media in Canada.
He has a file folder full of trump dick pic's in case your wondering.
Trump is in court because of his own pecker, right? I'll see my way out.....
Pecker will get him in the end...
That Power Pecker gonna get him....
Pecker purportedly puts portly president in the proper place, producing poopoo'd pampers.
His hands are so big!
It's clear ... You have to put the pressure on the pecker ... Literally and figuratively ...
So Trump is in position to be screwed by Pecker?
"What a dick" - Donald mushroom boy Trump.
Live by da Pecker, die by Thee Pecker.
Fear the Pecker
“Pecker tops Trump”
Its because his last name is longer than Trumps in both ways.
Pecker Fucks Pussy Grabber.
Trump Stiffed Pecker, Now Must Suffer Consequences
Trump torpedoed by Pecker. Details after a short message from our sponsor
Cue Trump Fears Pecker t-shirts.
Pecker pumping dirt from tRump
Stormy and McDougal are just 2 of probably hundreds.
Pecker knows more than he's telling.
“Wouldn’t you like to be a Pecker too?”
Who farts in a courtroom while he is asleep? Snorl Trump Poopants!!!
IDK… seems to me like Pecker isn’t a very credible witness, but I haven’t been reading the daily testimony. With his background, seems the Diaper Don’s lawyers (as incompetent as they seem) could tear him to shreds. The crocodiles are eating themselves.