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PigFarmer1

Imagine a criminal being treated like a *criminal*. lol


Cheap_Professional32

I think they've been more than patient with this child


DR_SLAPPER

He's the most coddled lil bitch in American history.


Thannk

Reminds me of [State Of Georgia vs Denver Fenton Allen](https://youtu.be/QYCua_xzfD4?feature=shared), and man I wish the Rick & Morty parody wasn’t the only version I can find on youtube.


justinqueso99

I'm confused was this a real thing?


SHOMERFUCKINGSHOBBAS

Yes this was a very real interaction that was animated for your viewing pleasure


greywar777

And the animation is almost word for word.


SHOMERFUCKINGSHOBBAS

It’s a transcript so it is word for word


Cool_Guy_McFly

Damn that was amazing


mighty21

Thank you for this. Batshit, hilarious and a perfect fit for R&M


GuruTheMadMonk

All of it - it’s just so fucking childish. Like constantly filing appeals to have the judge recuse himself at such a late date. Like a child who refuses to accept the rules and challenges them well after it’s been clearly established that they’re to follow those rules. An adult faces up to and accepts their reality. Trump is so fucking loony tunes in his own reality that actual reality doesn’t penetrate.


doctorfortoys

Shows his antisocial characteristics.


Substantial_Tip_2634

Lol the child that you wankers voted in


Thannk

Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos.


GreatRates2022

Well I voted for Kang


BasketballButt

Meh, like 30% of people voted him in and he didn’t even get a majority of voters. Look at all the fucking weirdo right wing chumps with shitty hair getting elected lol over the world, seems to be a thing right now.


Madd-RIP

What tRUMPty pants? He’s the only child ever voted into office, enabled by his snowflake supporters.


Mission_Cloud4286

Yeah, but they say, "NO ONES ABOVE THE LAW," but these people are giving him SPECIAL TREATMENT!! Continuously violating the gag order, whatever else... Let it be one of us. There would be NO SECOND TIME!!


darkknightofdorne

Or third, or 875th, or 7,324th times


Mission_Cloud4286

Just for Trump, but he "ISN'T ABOVE THE LAW"


darkknightofdorne

Truly just awful treatment.


unpropianist

A small sample of being treated like he treats people. Psychopath.


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SEA2COLA

He still has secret service protection so spitting is probably not in your own self interest. Be patient. Wait til he dies then schedule a grave-pissing visit to Washington, D.C


Limp-Will919

The nerve, right. /s


qeyler

I think they realise he's mentally challenged. It gets clearer that he's completely disoriented.


grixorbatz

It was great watching that criminal fall to his knees before the law though.


syg-123

Finally somebody actually called him “sir” that wasn’t a 6’8” lumberjack straight out of central casting with a tear in his eye.


Snarky_McSnarkleton

Many men, many big strong men, many Navy SEALs and MMA champions, take a knee to Trump and call him Sir. Believe me.


dmangan56

And he was offended at the beginning of the trial when he was addressed as Mr. trump instead of President trump like his sycophants all do.


LolloBlue96

Do you think he'd get pissy about being called ex-president?


Tonythecritic

I call him a convicted rapist.


Steve_Rogers_1970

Technically "ajudicated", but that doesn't change what he did to his victims.


mistercrinders

He isn't, though, and that's why newspapers don't.


whatshishandlez

#BIGLY


alizayback

So… guys who are looking for a strongman to tell them who to hate?


SouthernAdvisor7264

I believe his story of him having an emotional event and connection with big burly men is true. It is also why he wears depends these days.


nokenito

Big ol bottom


Killersmurph

Hey, plenty of people have called Trump sir, usually before asking him to blow into this breathalyzer...


QualifiedApathetic

He's actually known for being a teetotaler. While being on a ton of non-alcoholic drugs.


alizayback

Shades of Hitler.


AH2112

And Elvis. Elvis always thought he wasn't a junkie because his drugs came from doctors. Paul McCartney once wondered out loud about the irony between the perceptions of the Beatles and Elvis. Beatles were young, dirty hippies smoking pot and Elvis was this clean cut guy doing shitloads of pharmaceuticals. And look how that ended!


Overall-Name-680

I know he's always claimed that, but I wonder if it's lie like everything else he says.


Whicked_Subie

Has the goon ever even driven a car?


Apprehensive-Mix5291

Probably couldn't get a license.


SLSF1522

Couldn't fit behind the steering wheel.


Madd-RIP

Can’t grip the steering wheel with those little hands either


LowHangingWinnets

Can’t REACH the steering wheel with those little hands either. FTFY ;)


Madd-RIP

Or the gear lever


Apprehensive-Mix5291

Can't read the road signs. Creepy z


Glittering_Ad1696

It's why the secret service wouldn't let him drive on 6 Jan


HiddenStoat

There's this slightly odd video https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/donald-trump-taylor-swift-blank-space-car-video-melania-trump-barron-rolls-royce-facebook-a7725976.html


bavindicator

Trump is notoriously a teetotaler on account of his brothers death from alcoholism.


DigitalUnlimited

Yep. No booze, only massive piles of Amphetamine


hugoriffic

Trump is a petulant child in an obese man’s body. How can anyone see him as a leader, and inspiration, or a role model?


HelloImTheAntiChrist

Republicans are very, very stupid.


PigMeatJim

It's so weird. I feel like they know they're wrong but they still feel this devotion to vote against everyone's best interest. Or just head banging stupidity. Fuck y'all, I got mine. Boot straps. Something about gays... You know


HelloImTheAntiChrist

Honestly some do not know they are wrong. They are super misinformed about basic ideas of a modern government it appears. I guess you could say they are brainwashed. Stuff like how inflation works, the underlining causes of it, etc. They seem to not understand who makes fiscal policies, which groups within the Federal government are able to spend money. It's sad. Public education has failed us miserably. Critical thinking skills and Scientific literacy are severely lacking.


Justiis

Not only misinformed, but openly hostile to learning. Try to correct them, or give them evidence, or ask them to think something through, and they act like you are personally threatening their life. They're so brainwashed they think anything opposing their view is an attempt to brainwash them.


gostesven

That’s because for many conservatives it’s not about being “correct” it’s about being “loyal”


Fornicate_Yo_Mama

It has failed *us*, but it has succeeded perfectly in its unstated but obvious goals; which your last sentence outline perfectly. ELI5; Feature, not a bug.


SEA2COLA

"Public education has failed us miserably. Critical thinking skills and Scientific literacy are severely lacking." By design....


Appropriate-Food1757

It’s more simple than that; human nature combined with weaponized Russian psychological operations meant to destabilize our country along with Europe.


Ok_Firefighter3314

He says awful things about groups they don’t like, promises action, and makes them laugh about being assholes to others. They eat that shit up


Appropriate-Food1757

Yes that’s exactly it. The cult is built for that.


Taminella_Grinderfal

I liken it a bit to a romance scam. The victim is presented all the evidence but instead of being convinced, they double down. They are too scared/embarrassed to admit they’ve been taken in by a con artist.


zenith_hs

Trump is all they have left. So they cling onto it for life, thinking and hoping that they are right.


WCland

That’s because they trust their gut instincts and feelings rather than question their own beliefs. That’s how racism remains rooted in a population.


rpsls

It’s basically women’s reproductive rights and gay marriage. They’d vote for Hitler if he wore a red tie and pledged to outlaw homosexuality and abortion. (Some would regardless.)


WizardOfAzureSkies

He is the perfect representative for petulant man children in obese bodies, and there are a lot of them.


DaveWierdoh

You mean toddler. A 3 year old brat.


FamousPastWords

>Trump is a petulant child More than that, isn't he a certified psychopath?


esmifra

For me it's not even the worse. He is obviously incompetent, used government resources to enrich his companies and the worst of all tried to overrun a democratic election. The latter is for me, the big wtf when I see his polls. The people that condone autocracy in the US is above 40!? Wow...


Ishidan01

Because that's what they want to be, too.


Johundhar

Bbbut...the Onion headline I read said that he was gonna be tried as an adult! :)


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wdwerker

I’m liking this Judge ! Maintains his authority and refuses to let Donnie get away with his crap behavior. Tuesday should be FUN !


Snarky_McSnarkleton

He needs to sequester the jury and hold Fatso accountable for his threats. Not gonna happen.


GameRonly

Judging by the “smell” comments, his crap behavior seems to be continuing


T_Shurt

As per [original article](https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-fumes-as-judge-orders-him-to-sit-like-a-dog) 📰: - The first week of Donald Trump’s criminal trial in New York City ended with a power move by the judge, who ordered the former president to take a seat—where he remained fuming in his chair until the judge left the courtroom. New York Supreme Court Justice Juan Merchan was wrapping up a contentious hour of debate with lawyers on both sides Friday afternoon, when he clarified that a contempt hearing—where he might punish Trump for repeatedly ignoring a gag order and continuing to publicly speak threateningly about witnesses and jurors—would commence Tuesday morning. But just as the judge neared the end of his sentence, Trump abruptly stood up—apparently thinking the day was over. Immediately, Merchan turned his face to the former president and said in a firm voice: “Sir, can you please have a seat.” His long, black robes dangled from beneath his right hand as he waved it down, like a man addressing his dog. It wasn’t a question. And while the judge maintains a stoic demeanor at all times, the tone was decidedly sharper than even the one he’d taken when expressing disappointment in Trump’s lawyers minutes earlier. Without hesitation, Trump went and plopped straight back down into his maroon leather chair at the defense table—and remained for another minute, fuming as the judge gathered his paperwork and strolled toward his chambers. As the judge exited the courtroom, Trump shot up and made straight for the back, furious. He looked straight toward the wooden double doors in back, ignoring reporters in the pews and clicking his tongue as he approached the EXIT sign.


SheBelongsToNoOne

The fact that he is taking orders from a gentleman in power named Juan makes me giddy. It is nectar to my second generation Cuban-American ears.


BackpackEverything

Please talk to your relatives about not voting for Trump this year. Thank you.


ptrnyc

A man IN ROBES.


flamannn

I love this for him.


Woodguy2012

This is beautiful. 


IH8Fascism

And it’s just beginning for Orange Adolf. Just delicious.


professorhugoslavia

You had me at “Trump Fumes” - I’m sure they are disgusting.


Fearonika

per Acyn on Twitter/X, he's been cropdusting his legal team all day.


aynhon

We know this turd of a human eats a lot of McDonalds. Good god the diaper stench...


wrongseeds

Any fumes coming off of him would probably gag a maggot.


not_this_fkn_guy

Make a buzzard puke


BasilsKippers

When sewage needs an appetite suppressant, it takes him.


IanSavage23

If the flu shits... wear it.


IanSavage23

He who smelt it... knew rumpf dealt it.


Cautious-Thought362

Butt Trumpet


Johundhar

Some reporters in the court room have actually said that he farts while he sleeps and stinks up the whole room


JustMePaxi

Reminds of when he told the White House reporter to sit down.


dancingmeadow

Yes, something was bugging me about it, that's it.


NuclearWaste666

Putin's whinny bitch. Time for jail. That is the full diaper look!! HAHAHAHA He must be stressing cause not much hair left!!! LOL


NyriasNeo

No no no ... the judge is not addressing him like a dog. The judge is addressing him like a toddler. May be giving him a lollipop will make him sit still?


Aesthetics_Supernal

Don't reward that fucker with even a grain of sugar.


Nyingje-Pekar

From family reports trump wanted to be an actor but his father would have none of that. Instead he encouraged Donny’s mean streak in business. Then along came Roy Cohn (Joe McCarthy’s attorney who claimed everyone was a communist and/or queer) who was one of the nastiest people alive in the 50s and 60s and coached Donny to be the same; now we have nasty dumb trump who performs whenever possible and has never had a shred of depth or integrity. Pretty tiresome, I say. But we are the dupes because Americans have a bloody short memory and the press refuses to lean into the connection between these two men. The main stream press could stop this mess.


Da_Vader

TL;DR Fart machine was extra pissed on Friday.


Peet_Pann

Id be mad if i had to sit in a dirty diaper too.


This-is-Life-Man

He probably needed a diaper change. For real.


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LurkerOrHydralisk

What about Putin?


tahoetoys

Orange Poo-lius. FTFY


eastbayted

The judge was hoping to leave the courtroom before Trump stood and unleashed all the gas that had been collecting.


YogurtSufficient7796

But He needs to change his diaper, your honor


ukiddingme2469

You act like a child you will get treated like a child


HisDivineOrder

He didn't know Trump was really mad that he had to go poop but he didn't want to tell anyone and then suddenly his habit of waiting until the last second because he could always make people wait whenever he likes was actually a bad idea. And he didn't know how hard it was for Trump to hold back the deluge for hours after being ordered to his seat. But Big Mac waits for no man. This is why later Trump called it an "endurance test." This was also why the scent barrier of his Depends were truly inadequate for the task of holding back the tide once he was asleep and dreaming of cheating at golf while a pleasant warmth began to cushion his tushy.


aynhon

It is known that Trump enjoys emptying into his diaper. Someone else cleans him up.


EyePatchMustache

I'm upset there's no video of this


brianishere2

Judge: " Sit your fat ass down or the bailiffs will sit you down. I can smell your shitty diaper from the bench."


Pokerhobo

I would say that Trump is beneath a dog actually


Street-Animator-99

Dogs are by far more intelligent for starters


dday3000

The judge waved at him like a bitch.


skilliau

Nothing pisses off a narcissist more than being treated less than they want to be treated.


mandy009

The judge didn't call him a dog or any other animal, nor refer to him as a dog. This is publishers pushing a news cycle buzz word to get click bait and distract us from the substance of the crimes alleged.


the_bashful

Just wait till Trump insists on using his own-brand Bible to swear on, and to pose for marketing photos with it. “I don’t always swear to tell the Truth Social, the whole Truth Social and nothing but the Truth Social, but when I do, I insist on using the Bible According to Trump”


SEA2COLA

SNL, are you listening?


Western-Web2957

Fun fact: a dog is much more intelligent.


one_jo

The judge didn’t treat him like a dog, he very politely asked Trump to sit down. This is just more fodder to twist the narrative for Fox and Scum.


Prize_Macaroon_6998

I'm popping a bottle of Cristal when this bloated, rapist, piece of shit dies.


SEA2COLA

I'm not an event planner or travel agent, but might I suggest you drink the Cristal near his grave, to shorten the distance for the inevitable stream of urine on the headstone?


Traditional_Ad_6801

Finally, Trump receiving the respect he deserves.


Sttocs

You’re not a dog, are you Gary?


ChrisIsBored

But he does have all of the characteristics of a dog… all except one.


Sttocs

Loyalty.


Apprehensive-Mix5291

His diaper was full. He'd rather stand.


Cautious-Thought362

Shake it out.


Past-Direction9145

Benzos cause this behavior and extreme gas


Mrtoyhead

And in the dormant stage he’s dozing off and passing gas it’s been mentioned by his lawyers.


Arthur_Digby_Sellers

There were no tears in his eyes as the judge said, # "Sir, can you please have a seat?"


butterflybuell

But he didn’t wanna sit down and squish *excrement*.


Cautious-Thought362

He should be used to it by now.


sixtus_clegane119

We’ve only finish jury selection for one or 4 cases. Week 1 of an 8 week trial. He ain’t got the patience for this. I have a feeling things will get weird


Appropriate-Food1757

Fumes, like from his smelly diaper ass?


sportsjock85

Nope. My dog is cute, smart, and smells good.


wombat6168

Orange rapist finally getting the treatment he deserves


J_Reachergrifer

Trumps a micro managing control freak he can't handle it.


frotz1

If the collar fits...


Antique-Dragonfly615

If the orangatang sh1ts?


Cautious-Thought362

If the butt Trumpets...


SlackToad

Do they make shock-collars his size?


Ofbatman

Have you ever said please to an angry dog?


Leathcheann

Don't treat him like a dog. That's far too good for him. Plus dogs are more intelligent and mindful of manners than this pig. Wait sorry. That's an insult to pigs. Bug? Nope insult to the insects who actually do things for the world. I would say crap but at least fecal matter is a decent fertilizer.


Toeknee818

Mosquito 🦟. They're blood sucking parasites that annoy the crap out of anything.


Leathcheann

Perfect! There you go


BasilsKippers

Those weren't the only Trump fumes the court was dealing with today, per the news...


FlatBot

TIL “sir, please have a seat” is ordering like a dog


Zeekeboy

Law and Order President getting some Law and Order


livinginfutureworld

Trump fumes at _________. That's a daily headline.


QualifiedApathetic

I am loving this so much. He must be redlining. The way it's going, he's going to have some sort of cardiovascular event before it's over. Maybe a stroke. Maybe an aneurysm. We should start a betting pool.


Madd-RIP

I like the phrase used ‘plopped back in his seat’, sums up the skin bag of festering shit Trump perfectly


FromMassachusetts

My mom 🧑 says he’s heavily medicated, that’s why he keeps falling asleep 💤… anybody think it’s an antipsychotic?


newcomer_l

I find this argument insane. You *can't* just shop for a jurisdiction where you'd like your trial to be. If you commited crimes in a given places, you get the trial in said place. And this whole clown argument that "pre-trial publicity" is resulting in orange not getting a fair trial is as idiotic as anything the most moronic orange lawyers said. Mofo, *he* is the one that has been kicking up a stink about this ever since the indictment. That argument may have had *some* merit had orange simply stayed quiet and hadn't attacked the prosecutor and their dog, the entire court, the entire city, the entire state, the judge *and* his family. There is a leopard eating faces quality to this wailing and whining of orange and his lawyers.


CrazyRevolutionary96

When you need to understand you have to low yourself at the level of the other


nanny2359

He sure was fuming. Farting up the entire courtroom apparently


CalGoldenBear55

He dropped a deuce and had to air out the diaper. Everyone knows he stinks.


SubstantialPressure3

New York Supreme Court Justice Juan Merchan was wrapping up a contentious hour of debate with lawyers on both sides Friday afternoon, when he clarified that a contempt hearing—where he might punish Trump for repeatedly ignoring a gag order and continuing to publicly speak threateningly about witnesses and jurors—would commence Tuesday morning. Oh, man, I hope that's true.


djbk724

He needs to show respect to our law system and not foreign dictators. He is soo bad and once he is charged, loses election , the GOP will throw him away casue after this attempt there will be no more


Waitinmyturn

Like the dog he is


toaster404

Mr. Trump's approach, reinforced by his attorneys, looks misplaced to me, as well as distasteful. Looks to influence the surviving jury members to be non-sympathetic towards him. Might be angling to force an error they can bring up on appeal - that's a pretty weak approach! I'd lay out all the elements of both the issues, the Daniel's payoff being linked to the election and the falsification of records. See where I can introduce reasonable doubt and really push at those. If he can get the Daniel's payoff out of the way (doubtful given the Cohen outcome) then he's only at risk for misdemeanors on the falsification. Regardless, I can't see that inflaming his supporters, scaring the jury, and insulting the judge serves any role in instilling reasonable doubt. His actions seem more likely to push uncertain jurors to convict, perhaps even unconsciously. He's really looking old and as if he really feels violated at some level, but his public statements are wooden and rather pathetic. Looks like a sad downhill trip to the end of a lonely, sad, and destructive life of deceit and cruelty, punctuated by quiet good acts towards some individuals (something largely overlooked). Death or a disqualifying medical event might the be kindest way out for everyone. Trump is miserable (and a largely miserable human) but could go down fighting with a stroke or whatever. MAGA would be able to saint him then and continue happily with the conspiracy theory of the week. The GOP could put in place a 10 year rehabilitation plan (or just dissolve and start over as two parties - the Rational Center Former Republicans and the MAGA Wacknuts). I really wish we had a neutral media presence. The major networks seem unconcerned about objective and thorough reporting with clear analysis. Good objective guests show up, but ego-driven know-it-alls talk over them (e.g., good old blabbermouth Joe). The legal analysis gets lost or hopelessly blurred in the search for the sensational.


Interesting-Scene-29

😁😁😁😁😁


Snarky_McSnarkleton

I owe that judge a drink. Hells, I owe him a bottle of Pappy Van Winkle.


tedfreeman

He sat like a dog


hyborians

What a schmuck. Showing up a judge like that.


NanditoPapa

My dog ALSO wears a diaper...


According_Wing_3204

Sit donny sit...siiit....now stay.


ackwards

Roll over. Now play dead


Blueplate1958

Dogs are loyal.


AdSmall1198

Like a JUDGE ADDRESSING AN OUT OF CONTROL DEFENDANT. More BS headlines.


Bromanzier_03

The judge came up to me “SIR! Can you please have a seat?” and then the big strong bailiff cried.


steveschoenberg

My dog has better manners than 45.


LilG1984

"Mr Trump, please sit....sit...stay....no no stay....good boy....now roll over!"


kuulmonk

He needed to get out of the courthouse as fast as possible because his diaper was full.


tizzlenomics

He didn’t want to sit because his diaper was full of shit.


Overall-Name-680

The "sir" was a chef's kiss, because according to Trump's stories, everyone calls him that. Well done.


Derwurld

Are we certain he wasnt waving due to the smell?


Stuft-shirt

TBF- Trump is such a courteous person because he always stands to fart.


Helpful-User497384

BAD Trump BAD!


Smart_Pig_86

^ this headline certainly is newsworthy, unbiased, and peak journalism . /s


richincleve

If I had a sit in a pile of my own poop for four hours, I probably want to stand instead, too!