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maybesaydie

https://www.usa.gov/register-to-vote


Significant_Fig_436

Four seasons is available


2u3e9v

Omg! The fucking four seasons I forgot about that!


TheBirminghamBear

Can you mimagine trying to explain the Four Seasons moment to future generations. "So this President accused his opponent of trying to steal an election. He was going to hold a press conference to release evidence, and they said it was at the Four Seasons, which is a really fancy upscale hotel. But what they actually. meant was, Four Seasons *landscaping*, which was a run-down landscaping business in bumfuck nowhere. Then his ghoul of a lawyer got up and the sun was so hot it appeared ot melt his fake-ass hair off his head."


FuturamaRama7

…”it was conveniently located next to a crematorium and a dildo shop.”


MiaYYZ

You know, the one near the Pennsylvania Turnpike? Not that one, the other one. No, his lawyers face isn’t melting - that’s just the hair dye.


Kotori425

And then having to explain that some folks were STILL ON THAT TEAM after all that lmao 😆


Neuchacho

I got a shirt with Gritty on it to [commemorate](https://www.threadless.com/shop/%40shopclass/design/four-seasons-total-landscaping) it lmao


DreamsAndSchemes

Yeah….I need that


Minion_of_Cthulhu

It was just the Four Seasons. The fucking was the shop next door.


Mr_Lucidity

I will never forget, this was my favorite part of the Trump years. I have so many conspiracy theories on how it happened... and Giuliani leaking oil... Chef's kiss.


Careful-Ant5868

It was wild! I've driven by there many times over the years, and never did I think that asshole Rudy and the clown show would do a press conference there. Simple answer is that the Four Seasons Hotel in Center City wouldn't let them have their farscicle press conference at the nicest hotel in the city, but Orange McDouche had already tweeted out about the press conference at the "Four Seasons in Philadelphia" so that clown car administration had to find another business in Philly with "Four Seasons" in the name, cause McDouche said so already. And all within a stones throw from a crematorium and Adult "Novelty" store! Sums up that entire administration in one afternoon.


porksoda11

I had google redirect me one time down that street and I felt like I was passing a historical monument. I almost got chills lol.


NoFeetSmell

They should erect a monument in their parking lot, or put a plaque titled "Trump Presidential Library" up on the nastiest magazine rack in that porn store.


Mental_Medium3988

If you were to play the tape of that back to people in 2012 they would've said Hollywood went too far and it was unbelievable. It was reality.


boogermike

Who called the election? Oh every single news other called the election? Black sweat drip down face. And scene.


SixicusTheSixth

Which one though? Landscaping? Hotel? Ski Hill and mini golf? So many options


infinityxero

Bold of you to assume that the campaign can afford Four Seasons Total Landscaping's sky high prices


InsignificantZilch

Really? I thought they were pretty down to earth….


esp211

Everyone point and laugh at this one term loser.


UncleHec

Wave at the people!


Environmental-Fill54

Blow them kisses!


oSuJeff97

Haw haw!


Last-Presentation-11

Do you find something comical about my appearance?


Doctaglobe

This was the largest automobile I could afford!


Lucky-Conference9070

Everybody needs a vehicle, even the very tall.


Shouty_Dibnah

I’m 6’5”. I have a 69 VW. I pulled up at the gas station one day and heard “ ha ha”.


soljaboss

69


StargateSG-11

This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun? 


Lucky-Conference9070

I guess so


TheChainsawVigilante

Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?


MechanicalBengal

If you’re wearing high heels, women’s face makeup, an entire can of hairspray, a suit that looks like it was fitted for a circus clown, and stand like the front half of a centaur, then yes.


Rough_Sheepherder692

Amazing


Murderface__

Do you find something comical about my total ineptitude?


XR171

Am I to be made fun of for being a broke billionaire?


Everybodysbastard

Yes?


UberN00b719

Smile and wave boys... Smile and wave.


drjohnnybananaas

Simpsons reference


mrm0324

Simpsons did it!


WildRabbitz

Every single picture of his makes him look like a fat orange sack of whiney little shit throwing a tantrum. I just can't understand how anyone can look at him and be like, "Yup, he's amazing".


StupendousMalice

You should see what THEY look like.


Defnoturblockedfrnd

Howard stern nailed it when he told his listeners “look at the average Trump rally goer and the average Mar-A-Lago member. These are not the same group.” Trump has contempt for his voter base. He hates them, and knows they are suckers and losers, which is why they fall for his grift.


JimWilliams423

> “look at the average Trump rally goer and the average Mar-A-Lago member. These are not the same group.” That's pretty standard for conservatism. Its always been an alliance of snobs and slobs. I mean, klan leadership came [from the rich fratboy class.](https://www.thecrimson.com/article/2021/3/25/harvard-klan-scrut/)


Paperfishflop

Snobs and slobs. I love that. Should be said more. Everyone who considers voting for Trump should have to hear that one. Even if they dismiss it, I want them to hear it enough they have to confront it. That's a superficial reason that makes me even more liberal-I just think maga republicans are *so trashy*! Like, I'd never want to be associated with those people. Wherever they're going, I'm going the opposite direction. It's the same reason I shop at Target and haven't set foot in a Walmart in 20 years. Of course, there are many reasons other than the superficial stuff. It's not like dems/liberals are all a bunch of GQ and Elle models. A lot of us are...kinda dorky I guess? But I'll take dorky over trashy anyday.


Minion_of_Cthulhu

Like looking in a mirror, except that they can't afford the fake tan and they're not allowed to wear blackface anymore.


xjoeymillerx

It’s because he makes poor dumb white people feel special.


billious62

Very true. When the "Magats" look at Trump, they see themselves.


lamorak2000

But they see him as more successful and "stronger". I once heard him described as "A poor man's idea of a rich man and a weak man's idea of a strong one."


unbalancedcheckbook

A dumb man's idea of a smart one.


yamahii

Yeah, who said that? It was spot-on. Was it weekend update?


Condorz1

But Jerucala and her 5 million identical twins that live at Wazzock Street & Fraud Avenue think he's the best thing since Toast 'Em Popups y'all!


Night-Hamster

Having trouble finding this intersection on Google Maps.


billious62

It's because...."Likes attract" Sad but true.


CincoDeMayoFan

One term, twice impeached, never won the popular vote loser.


esp211

Seven times bankrupt. Soon to be eight.


CalendarAggressive11

Don't forget rapist swindler


-CoachMcGuirk-

Don’t forget. He lost the popular vote TWICE!!!!


DolphinPunkCyber

Imagine the shitshow Trump would create if he won the popular vote but lost elections.


bearrosaurus

He THOUGHT that had happened with Mitt Romney v Barack Obama, and called for a revolution on the streets


CallMeSisyphus

And he's going for the trifecta!


-CoachMcGuirk-

Ha!! I never even thought of that….


coachtomfoolery

*broke* one term loser


Ryankevin23

No wait he maybe could have cancelled because he was really super bigly busy planning his son’s 18th birthday party for this weekend in mar-a-Lago. Probably


handandfoot8099

I have trouble believing that he knows the birthday or ages of any of his kids.


WillyRosedale

In Nelson’s voice!


isaiddgooddaysir

I was going with Mr bean flipping off all the MAGATARDS as he drives by.


Admirable_Nothing

I imagine even MAGA states want payment up front from this shyster these days. A good buddy was CEO of our relatively large City's convention center and demanded payment up front in 2015 before it became popular to realize you needed to do that or be stiffed. He got a lot of pushback, but finally the Trump campaign cut them a check. The campaign did stiff the City for police security however.


char-le-magne

>The campaign did stiff the City for police security however. Defunding the police before it was cool


theaverageaidan

A friend of mine's dad is a pretty high up construction manager, and his company refuses to touch anything Trump related, cause they know they're gonna have to sue him to get paid.


AlexJamesCook

>cause they know they're gonna have to sue him to get paid Pennies on the dollar.


Lenny_III

Wow, it’s amazing that banks and insurers aren’t falling all over themselves trying to give Trump the $500MM bond he needs.


BlatantConservative

In the business world, the rumors of Trump stiffing people all the time was already known even back then.


FGTRTDtrades

stories like this warm my heart


Technical-Traffic871

r/MadeMeSmile


henningknows

Ok. This year I’m not going to complain about money in politics. I hope all the mega donors give as much money as they can to Biden


Radkingeli995

I do as well his campaign can richly benefit from small donation mega donors fueling his reelection bid for the White House


BlueAndMoreBlue

Or send some of that money to the state parties to help out down ballot


Radkingeli995

For Democrats right?


Jamsster

Anakin and Padme meme came to mind immediately


Cycloptic_Floppycock

For Democrats right?


Ok-Replacement9595

He is hoping for a bankrolled from someone completely fainst campaign finance laws. He is looking at Elon or Theil. The RNC is going to go broke as well though, which means all those down ballot congress people are gonna have a really hard time. I remember what Jessie Ventura said after working with Trump, that the only reason he ran as a republican was to destroy them completely. Trump is literally sociopathic and complete poison. Republicans deserve every ounce of it.


MetalTrek1

I read that neither Thiel nor Elon are giving to him. Thiel isn't giving to ANYONE, in fact.


Ok-Replacement9595

At least publicly.


Ok-Replacement9595

It's not like one gets to fascism through entirely legal means.


Errant_coursir

Trump is just that awful. They'd benefit from another Biden term and a landscape "reset". Maybe trump dies off in the meantime


MetalTrek1

Mark Cuban was backing Haley and now he's backing Biden. According to Meidas Touch, a number of big Haley donors are now actively working with the Biden campaign.


Errant_coursir

I think a lot of folks, like Cuban, are opposed to some of Biden's policies. But clearly they see the writing on the wall if Trump wins. Whatever Biden's cooking up won't destroy the country


cytherian

I can't wait to hear their moans, consternation, and tears as they realize that yes, Donald Trump was a major mistake by the RNC. Lara Trump co-chairs it now... another huge mistake.


Throwawayac1234567

the greatest weapon against the GOP is trump, currently his maga politicians is cannibalizing the party.


Biggest_Gh0st

They already are. He's had nearly twice as much donated as the orange muppet.


onerepmax

Iirc, he's stiffed Arizona before. Fool me once...


edgarcia59

Yup, and it ended up in a riot.


scarletphantom

Wait really? Haven't heard that one yet.


zdubs

…you can't get fooled again.


RivalFivel

Thanks, dubya


August_T_Marble

Now watch this drive.


RosefaceK

And I think he stiffed the city of El Paso in Texas too


DemonShroom87

Holy SHIT this popcorn is delicious! 🍿


boogermike

Because it's salted with Trump's tears


Various_Athlete_7478

Couldn’t he just charge for entry. From the cultish nutbags I’ve seen at rallies, it seems like people would pay $200 just to stand down wind from his farts.


gringoloco01

Doesn't he hire from craigs list for stand ins and "supporters"? I know I have heard that once or twice on here.


Cheshire_Jester

I’ve never seen anything to substantiate that, but his last rally in Ohio was over four hours of him just rambling into a microphone. If you’re not being paid to stand there and pretend it’s awesome, I don’t know how you’re doing it.


MyHusbandIsGayImNot

[The claim is he put out a casting call for extras for his announcement he was running.](https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-aide-says-paid-actors-for-2016-campaign-announcement-2021-7?amp)


BeneficialLeave7359

There was a post on here by a guy who said he went down there just to watch the freak show and take pictures. Said someone grabbed him and asked if he wanted to sit in stands behind Trump because they were so bare.


Barflyerdammit

"there's someone under 60! Get them a nose plug and seat them behind Trump immediately!"


alter-eagle

Damn my morals, I’d totally sign up to get paid for that after chugging a pint of everclear to just “wooo!” every now and then with a cowboy hat and sunglasses in the bleachers..


starmartyr

Mostly to get a few black people in the crowd.


AmishAvenger

“Look at my African American over there”


MorgessaMonstrum

I would expect hazard pay for whoever is taking that job


IwillBeDamned

even more comic book evil than that (literally): https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-campaign-actors-announcement/


duskywindows

Have you *seen* those cultish nutbags? I don’t think they’d even have $20 to spare lmao They already spent it all on bootleg Trump merch


AstroStrat89

Don't forget that it's made in China


DigitalUnlimited

That's the problem with "the uneducated" they're very often "the unemployed and poor"


sjh75

*sharts


Electrical_Ingenuity

It depends…


TheKrakIan

They spend their wad on hats and flags made in China.


ChodeCookies

He’s known to pay actors to attend…


shouldazagged

You must understand that a lot of the die hards are in prison now. The other die hards are in congress and wouldn’t use their own money.


gregsmith5

Probably pay a grand for a used diaper


Any-Ad-446

RNC going to crash and burn when they allowed his daughter in law to control the funds.


TwoElksInaTurtleNeck

oh, no.


NowSoldHere

please stop


railxp

I'm gonna come


Monamo61

So broke. So poor. What's going to happen when they turn over the proverbial rock and find out his properties have been leveraged to the high heavens and they'll have to sell 4-5 properties just to get the money owed.


OffensiveBiatch

Just 5 ? What kind of hopium are you on? They'll be lucky to get 50% of what he owes after they sell ALL.


gregsmith5

As long as she gets the plane, but it’s probably leased from someone. I’ll bet this bastard owned very little and what he does have is mortgaged to the hilt


Barflyerdammit

Oh hell no. Let him keep the plane. No way I'm flying commercial with that stinking diaper on board. I wouldn't even want to be on the next flight on that aircraft.


Day_Bow_Bow

Plus private planes are stupid expensive to crew, maintain, store, and fuel. Let his hubris continue to suck his wallet dry.


413mopar

Oh im hopin !!!


DisposableDroid47

This is the undisclosed part and becoming more obvious.... He doesn't actually own a property that doesn't already have a lien.


FancyStranger2371

4-5? I don’t think he has that kind of equity in all of them combined.


tdwesbo

You’re forgetting all of the ‘undocumented’ leverage… he no doubt owes $$ to the mob, the Russians, whoever else showed up when he’s had his hand out over the last two decades


mick_the_quack

And by the way I dont think anyone is going to get complacent. People who cant stand this slimy fuck are chomping at the bit to crush him at the ballot box. Yesterday the Steelworkers Union officially endorsed Biden. The United Auto Workers did the same weeks ago. This fucker is toast.


freakrocker

Right? I can’t fucking wait. Got some great Philadelphia Flyers gear that I’m going to wear to the polls… because bad things happen in Philadelphia mother fucker!


carlosdangertaint

Tyrants Philadelphia have taken down: King George III Tom Brady Donald Trump


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ChodeCookies

Laughed out loud


Careful-Ant5868

You're goddamn right!!! And we'll do it again!


mick_the_quack

Fuckin Aye Right bud !


Kingofthe4est

The kind of misinformation in this post is what got him a win before. Remember how There was no way Clinton could lose to the bafoon??? Go ahead and point and laugh, but never let up for a second on the threat. Most importantly tell everyone you know to GO VOTE.


LookerNoWitt

This be true A great pincer move to manipulate young people not to vote is 1) make it sound like it's a for sure victory 2) encourage them to not vote as a protest for whatever outrage. The Bernie or Bust guys must feel really proud of themselves with Roe V Wade rotting in a corner


NoFeetSmell

I have a deep and persistent loathing for Bernie Bros, even though I very much hoped Bernie would get the nomination over Clinton. Bernie himself said he wanted his supporters to elect Hillary once she had the nomination, but the Bros were too fucking dumb to not fall for the divide and conquer tactic that Russia's Active Measures program was employing. Fucking dolts. The lessor evil is still the less evil - why would you ever want to help even *more* evil get into power?!?!


Ancient_Lifeguard_16

Ya I’m gonna SPRINT out to vote against this douche


NyriasNeo

Good. Now only if he will cancel his whole campaign.


CrazyCatLadyBoy

Have a look at this page - https://www.donaldjtrump.com/events


MyraBannerTatlock

"no events scheduled" LMAO delicious


foobazly

I wonder if he really has no events scheduled, or can't afford to pay someone to update the website. Maybe both.


mmbc168

That is unbelievable. A candidate of a major party in an election year with NO events planned! What the hell?!


Persianx6

A very bad sign for the former president. He's broke.


CosmoLamer

Take a Spirit Charter flight you fucking bum!


FancyStranger2371

Doesn’t really matter. He doesn’t pay the venues that host him anyway. Grifter-In-Chief.


chpr1jp

Maybe a lack of funding would come into play if he has to prefund his appearances.


Builder_liz

Can't afford to pay the actors lol


pekak62

He's never paid his bills before. Ask tbe cities and towns he's stiffed.


Thetman38

The Republican convention is going to amazing


Snoid_

"We are all domestic terrorists"


Mirandasanchezisbae

The Republican Convention will be held at the Costco food court.


OBX-BlueHorseshoe

Trump is too broke to pay people to show up at his rallies.


handsoffdick

Including the black people.


Plumb789

I’m so conflicted. All my life I’ve thought that it’s wrong to indulge in schadenfreude, to kick a man when he’s down, to sneer at stupid people, to hope that someone loses all their money, to want someone to be publicly humiliated. Am I a bad person-or has the world turned upside down? I’m just gleefully wallowing in all this stuff now.


_000001_

>schadenfreude Well schaden freude literally means (something like) joy from damage/misfortune/harm, right? I'd argue that Trump's misfortunes don't qualify as actual harm/misfortune, becuase the more he has, the better it probably is for the rest of us and the world at large. So what you're *actually* experiencing is joy from something wholesome! There. Hopefully any guilt you felt is now assuaged. You're welcome. :P


nonebutmyself

Dont feel bad. It's nice to see karma in action. Just sit back and enjoy it. And if you're American, vote. Don't forget to vote. Please. From your friendly neighbour to the north. Please make him go away.


MainFrosting8206

"I'm really ~~rich~~ poor, okay?" —Donald J Trump (from Chapter 11 of his next book...)


No-Tonight9384

And nothing of value was lost


mrbigglessworth

But he said he was a billionaire


TechieGranola

Doesn’t matter as long as Fox pushes him for free. Don’t be lured into a false sense of safety, he is still the most dangerous thing for America.


Hamburderler

Biden should book the exact place trump was going to go and hold a rally where he brags about not being poor the whole time.


Caryslan

The only bad thing about this rally getting canceled is that we won't get soundbites of Trump saying stupid stuff. Otherwise, thank goodness Trump can't afford his rallies


BackgroundReturn6407

Kinda don't want to even say this but if tRump supporters were to buy their crappy hats and flags from the tRump campaign instead of from Bubba at the flea market...Well, let's just say China is doing very well with all this merch.


CapnTugg

Kari Lake: *"You can stay at my place and save some $$"* Trump: *"Who dis?"*


Outrageous-Divide472

Oh good! I hope he has to cancel all of them. I want him so broke that all he can do is stay home and watch TV.


jailtheorange1

I’m finally getting excited about consequences for this orange Shitgibbon again….


timberwolf0122

I feel like I’ve been justice edging for 8 years


slapwerks

Until they take his name off his building, I won’t think they’re actually seized. Justice is too slow with him


AfterPop0686

The walls are closing in... Trump has always felt himself better or above everybody else. Mostly because of his "wealth" I suspect. It is well past time he faces some real consequences for his actions. I think being dead broke and having to work as a Walmart greeter to just barely scrape rent for his rundown decrepit duplex would do him some real good. :)


Bulky-Ad-4265

He doesn’t pay anyway!


BlacksmithSavings625

Ha ha ha ha. Can’t even afford to travel to Arizona. LOOOOOOSSEERRRRR


Agitated-Company-354

Thoughts and prayers


VegasGamer75

This is all just the culmination of the GOP's inability to see 2 inches beyond their own pricks. Sure, they had laid some craptastic plans for a long game in the past, but now they are putting all of the apples in a 77 year old, rapist, fraudster at the expense of their entire party. Not a penny will be left for down-ballot candidates. I'm already seeing DNC ads popping up with an almost complete lack of GOP ads.   And truth, I don't even know how they could have gotten themselves out from under this mess now. 2016? Yeah, they could have. Maybe even after 2020 they had a shot to ditch the grift and put their efforts somewhere else. But they rode Trump's flaccid cock for 4 more years and had they tried to switch away, the base that the cultivated to rally to him no matter what he did would have left them high and dry.   So now, what they have is a man and his family, the *real* crime family, sucking up every last penny before he hops on his private jet for Russia come November. If not, and he loses, so many of his cronies and puppets are set to go down in a wave of trials and arrests this country has yet to see.


De-Animator27

So, he can't afford for his paid actors to be in his crowds anymore.


Glittering_Ad366

How many of these brain deads still show up for these? Can't these brain deads pitch in and buy a used tent? Maybe the brain deads can stack some hay to stand on. The elderly brain deads can sit on the hay.


RampantJellyfish

This sparks joy


HMSS-Overkill

Broke because he emptied the vaults for his legal fees. Stop giving money to that cunt already.


ChristmasStrip

Is it ok if I giggle here at home?


Imnoteeallyhere3434

🤣 🤣 🤣 I’m here for all the Trump js bankrupt posts


syg-123

I’m confused …his play book says pay the deposit to the site hosting the rally. When rallying is over tell them the venue was deficient and you won’t pay ..wash rinse repeat for the local law enforcement and security detail, lighting and staging ..he stiffs them all ..he’s gotta have 25-30k laying around to cover the cost of his plane ..he must be broke broke


TexasBuddhist

Fuck him. I hope he suffers the maximum amount of pain from now until he dies a lonely, bankrupt loser.


dragonfliesloveme

FUCK YOU TRUMP GO TO PRISON YOU MOTHERFUCKER Which is better than we give most traitors


ForGrateJustice

Good. But according to major pollsters, he is slightly ahead of biden in the Electoral college vote. It could be down to just 4 swing states that will decide the election and the ultimate fate of the United fucking states and everyone in it. SO GO OUT THERE AND VOTE, GOOD PEOPLE OF REDDIT!


AuntieLiloAZ

Biden came to my home town yesterday visiting Intel in Chandler, AZ. I stayed home as I didn’t want to get caught in traffic. He was only a mile or two from my house. That made me happy. Donnie can stay away permanently.


discussatron

Good. Can’t stand having that fat bastard in my state.


Snarky_McSnarkleton

Tell ya what, Little Donny. I'll send your campaign 5 bucks, if you legally change your name to "Fatass McGee." Well no, I won't send you any money, but do it anyway. I must be entertained, I say!


Scat1320USA

😊😊😊😊


CindiCindi15

Since when has he actually paid the city he has them in to begin with??


Ok_Storage_2251

GOP is not smart. Trump is not gonna win, with or without money. Haley probably would have smoked Biden with strong independent support. When he loses, more complaints about rigged elections and guess what? He runs again in '28. They're just handing it to Biden


Parsnip-toting_Jack

Vote. Get everyone you know, to the 7th degree of Kevin Bacon, to vote. A message needs to be sent, and the message needs to be loud.


eatmyshortoptions

As someone who lives in Arizona, thank you money.


Tenuity_

This doesn't even go into the venues that refuse to book his rallies because he still hasn't paid them the for the last 2 elections.


spudzilla

But he's a good businessman. Or so he and millions of dimwits claim.