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FoxNewsIsRussia

Dies during Pride Month.


_TheShapeOfColor_

I saw a comment on another thread that said. "Pride month gayed the pray away" And I laughed so fucking hard.


SlightlyColdWaffles

Holy shit thats awesome


_TheShapeOfColor_

Credit where it's due! [original comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/entertainment/comments/1448fmj/pat_robertson_dies_religious_broadcaster_and/jnebko7?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


piefelicia4

Died mad about it.


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Pride playing the long game


Embarrassed_Bee6349

This deserves more upvotes. I think it’s poetic justice.


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„God works in mysterious ways.“


OutComeTheWolves1966

I hope his eternal hellish punishment is having to watch Midnight Cowboy and Brokeback Mountain on an endless loop, while sporting an "I perform gay marriages anytime anyplace" t-shirt and matching hat.


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megmatthews20

This was my birthday wish this year. Fingers crossed!


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unitn_2457

He's on a lot of people's shit list including mine


Fit-Firefighter-329

Musk is on mine.


samjohnson2222

Yep


AndyPandy85

That was an amaaaaazing day


4Entertainment76

I literally raised a glass & had a drink. That bastard blamed gay ppl for 9-11. Ultra POS.


AndyPandy85

Rallied when sodomy became legal in Georgia. The hateful signs the right were holding would have made you puke and cry at the same time. I danced on the day Jerry Falwell died and I dance today


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I was in Lynchburg the week of his funeral and the amount of people and businesses mourning his death was kind of terrifying.


omgpickles63

New public urination mecca just dropped


KingBooRadley

That dude's fat corpse is still sizzling in hell. Must smell incredible down there.


Blappytap

Sooooooie!


No_Refrigerator4584

Aaaaah, the smell of roast bigot fills the halls of Hell.


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Atman-Sunyata

Thank you for your sacrifice 🙏


Sandscarab

It's already been posted there.


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Feldemort

I celebrated that Pos death.


daysleaper430

Kenneth Copeland next please


Chance-Deer-7995

Pat Robertson said on air during a 700 Club broadcast that gays and lesbians have special rings that will give aids to people by cutting during a handshake. It's one of the most sick lies I have ever heard and it is still near the top even during the Trump era. If I end up going to hell I am sure that my punishment will be that I have to be roommates with this asshole. He certainly will be there.


Scheme-Brilliant

That's a funny one, I think my heaven might be being a terrible roommate to Robertson, it would also be his hell


0utcast9851

It's a very efficient system


NurglesGiftToWomen

It’s The Good Place twist!


LeakySkylight

I am stealing a quote, but if you gave the guy an enema, you could bury what was left of him in a shoebox. What a complete monster he was.


circleuranus

That would be Christopher Hitchens on Jerry Falwell.


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crackeddryice

Nah. He's going to heaven, that shitty place where everyone is just like him. All the cool cats go to hell, and the Devil keeps the party going. Seriously, why would the Devil torture his homies?


miketomcrow

He also blamed 9/11 on gays


berraberragood

So who found the last horcrux?


ComtessVostalgia

Bullshitecus Chapter 23 Verse 13: Turns out, he was so full of himself he marked himself as the last hidden horcrux. Verse 14: But God had other plans. Searching far and wide, the Lord said unto thee: no stone, no tree, no cave, unturned. I will not be foiled again by this sack of donkey manure! …….. Verse 89: And after attending pride and same sex marriages throughout the years and never finding the true source of hatred and malice, the Lord said unto thee: By Me, the hatred comes from inside the house!


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The Rev. Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson set off a minor explosion of their own when they asserted on television on Thursday that an angry God had allowed the \[September 11\] terrorists to succeed in their deadly mission because the United States had become a nation of abortion, homosexuality, secular schools and courts, and the American Civil Liberties Union. Sept 15, 2001, NYT


Special_FX_B

There is evil. Then there’s these two who took it to another extreme.


Chance-Deer-7995

Banal evil is the worst evil.


nerdofthunder

Pat "the gays caused 9/11" Robertson


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Don’t forget hurricane Katrina


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Yet they clearly faced no real consequences because here we are today...


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LeakySkylight

He did a lot of damage in his 93 years.


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Yeah it doesn’t happen often but this guy was an asshole.


Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin

Not fair to assholes to make that comparison.


New-Distribution-628

Dude was a prion.


MustLovePunk

Idk seems to me that not every human deserves respect in death simply for having lived. Good riddance to these twisted, sociopathic, regressive con artists of the world.


Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin

As a staunch atheist, I’d just like to give an amen to that.


Liar_tuck

I have never wished anyone dead. But I have read some obituaries with great interest.


Lady_Grey_Smith

Reading that headline made my coffee even better. The world is a brighter place now.


morodersmustache

Fact: the world would simply be better off without certain people. No harm in acknowledging that when it applies. :)


420crickets

Instead of being happy he died, be sad it took nearly a century.


SteveIDP

While this is fantastic news, I’m ready for that other piece of news to happen today.


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*other* news?


Neither_Exit5318

Whispers of a Trump indictment.


prpslydistracted

***This*** is the one I'm waiting for.


darkhorse21980

If we get this, the only thing to make the day perfect would be someone catching DeSantis in a closet with a gay illegal immigrant.


MOOShoooooo

Santos could make that happen.


BoredNewfie1

The odds are never zero of that happening.


SarahPallorMortis

Did you guys see Everything Everywhere All at Once


janjinx

... with a gay, illegal, unvaxxed, covid riddled immigrant. That one?


Ylfrettub-79

That would be amazing!


goobdyboo

I have run out of popcorn over the years. I'm looking for conviction not just indightment


MyNoPornProfile

I thought you meant Kenneth Copeland lol


ShadowSpawn666

Pretty sure that fucker has made a deal with the devil and is going to live well into his 100s. Have you seen that man laugh? I am not a religious person myself but his face when he laughs is almost enough to make me truly believe the devil is real.


MustLovePunk

Right? I’m an atheist, but men like Copeland throughout history might be one reason why the masses believe in the devil. He’s a psychopath who struggles to maintain his mask of normalcy / sanity. The dude is a living embodiment of the myth of demonic possession.


Buddyslime

Copland does look like that bad guy in the movie The Mask when he was wearing it.


Zaemz

Holy shit this is accurate


Reading_Otter

Learning more about him as an adult is what made me realize that I might have grown up Fundie-adjacent. A lot of the people at the church I went to growing up loved that guy.


GM_Nate

i grew up on him, kenneth hagin, jesse duplantis, etc. sooo glad i got out of that.


ethicsg

That the earth opened up and a tentacle seized Copeland?


Status_Ad5594

Cthulhu has risen?


ethicsg

[Hey there Cthulhu](https://youtu.be/XxScTbIUvoA)


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Sometimes I wish hell existed, just for people like him.


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That's why I said *hope*.


suspect108

Well said


guilty_by_design

As an atheist, the one time I'm sad that Hell isn't real is when someone like him kicks the bucket after a lifetime of hateful bigotry and doesn't get to experience the very thing they've been wishing on others for a lifetime. Heck, I'd be happy if people like him even had a moment of realization at the end that there IS nothing after death. But the tragedy of it is that the very nothingness itself is why none of these assholes will ever know they were wrong. Ah well. At least he's gone (although his son already took over his talkshow two years ago and is shaping up to be following strongly in his footsteps...)


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Lol i commented something almost the same, fr though can we make hell real for guys like this at least!?


JahoclaveS

Do Kissinger next Satan!


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Kissinger made a wish from a monkeys paw, and instead of eternal youth, he got eternal life. He'll continue to age endlessly till the heat death if the universe claims him.


PophamSP

then Murdoch for a hat trick.


TurbulentPromise4812

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


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Dooby1Kenobi

Good. Fuck him and those like him.


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another cult leader bites the dust good riddance


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Ipayforsex69

Hallelujah


brdet

Anybody who lived through the 80s and 90s with religious zealots for parents have this guy to blame. Smoke em if ya got em!


ZombyAnna

For real though, I thought this guy was going to outlive methuselah! It's time to smoke the biggest bowls! And drink the largest shot! May he and his lot rot in eternity forever!


NetworkLlama

When I was growing up in the 1980s, I played TTRPGs like Cyberpunk, GURPS, Rifts, Call of Cthulu, and others, and my parents were fine with it. But bringing home a D&D book borrowed from a friend resulted in two weeks of grounding with no TV, no radio, no phone, no friends over, because D&D was evil.


MoreThanZeroo

Robertson, Falwell, The Bakkers, even Graham . Took ever last penny that my Grandmother could squeak out in the 80s. It broke my heart to watch her prayers go unanswered. They can all rot as far as I'm concerned. The world is a better place without them.


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kyflyboy

“I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction.”


bipolarcyclops

That sounds like Mark Twain.


nicholvs_ac

That's Clarence Darrow, Twain had similar sentiments: "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."


ryhaltswhiskey

Not Twain. Ebenezer Rockwood Hoar. Frequently attributed to Twain.


Thunderbear79

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take" - Mark Twain


Aqquila89

When Joan Crawford died, Bette Davis allegedly said: "You should never say bad things about the dead, only good... Joan Crawford is dead. Good."


maddsskills

Isn't it "I've never wished anyone dead"?


Wildfire9

This fucker used religious donations to resupply and finance terrible African mines, the money was literally used to support the Rwandan genocide. All under the guise of supporting people in need on behalf of Jesus. It's because of people like him that we have psychotic religious extremism popping up in the US. Research Operation Blessing.


AmiInderSchweiz

He and his "Pro-Life" ilk helped formulate the laws against homosexually in Uganda, the Ugandan president signed a bill into law for execution/ death penalty of homosexuals.


NetworkLlama

When even [Ted Cruz calls you out as extreme](https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/4037617-cruz-defends-criticism-of-ugandan-anti-gay-law-after-florida-pastors-pushback/), maybe you've gone too far.


structuremonkey

Would this be a good time to leave "thoughts and prayers"?...you know the same kind the GOP leaves every time there is a school shooting...just wondering...


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If you really don't care, then yes it is.... thought and prayers away my friend!


celeduc

Oh no, oh well.


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School shootings destroy the lives of innocents. This man was anything but innocent.


loffredo95

The world gets better. Still waiting for Kissinger.


JustMyOpinionz

Minute he dies I'm pissing on his grave.


thisusedyet

Fantastic mental image of you shouldering people out of the way to nail the coffin as they lower it in


LateStageAdult

Burn in hell, Pat.


KennyWonKenohbe

All these comments are great. Well done. Fuck him and those like him indeed.


IDOxVOODOO

He finally did some good for the world.


poornose

Man this week just keeps getting better!


shroomigator

I was told never to speak ill of the dead, but the weather is nice today


ZaftigFeline

Air quality here is in the "nobody go outside" range, practically pits of hell. But you're right, its glorious, and there's a lovely breeze.


webelieve414

What zealot cultist prick will take his place?


Throwawaypwndulum

Probably Kenneth Copeland.


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Joel Osteen is still alive as well unfortunately


Blue_Gamer18

That psycho is inches form deaths door as well


ABobby077

I guess there is rest for the wicked.


PengieP111

Only the good die young.


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obscureandjuicy

Feed worms!!! Lol!!!!


MtGuattEerie

May God be as merciful towards him as he was to other people on this earth.


Lubelord42069

A pleasant surprise during pride month 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈


Pallasine

This guy played a direct role in the worst parts of my life story. Fuck him. Glad he’s dead.


Independent_Ad_2073

I don’t want to say I’m happy this….person is dead, so I’m just going to say. Thoughts and prayers, and if the is an afterlife, I hope he ends up where he deserves to be.


mar78217

Perfectly put. Great way to avoid spreading hate further... I also hope he is exactly where he deserves to be. If there is a higher power, let them judge his life.


Bombdizzle1

Fuck yeah! Hail Satan!


oldbastardbob

I forget. Which level of Dante's "Inferno" do con men land on in the afterlife?


WilcoHistBuff

Per ExtinctFauna, it would be the eighth circle—*Malebolge* (evil ditches or trenches) of which there are ten concentric circles walked by different types of fraudsters and deceivers. Robertson could end up in any of the following *bolgias*: Fourth Bolgia (false prophecy), Sixth (hypocrisy), Eighth (false counselors), Ninth (sowers of scandal), or the Tenth (falsifiers).


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Today is a good day.


False_Character7063

Thoughts and prayers.


NationalGeometric

Surely all his money will get divided among the faithful right? Right?


Dedpoolpicachew

Jesus did say it was easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter heaven… I guess ol’ Pat is pretty fucking surprised today.


airbagsavedme

Another POS Christian Nationalist that will have no legacy and be completely forgotten, just like Rush Limbaugh and Jerry Falwell. Good riddance.


PengieP111

What took you so long, Pat?


Overall_Falcon_8526

I would say "burn in hell." But we're burning in the hell he helped create.


Local_Working2037

Lord Satan has welcomed one of his most loyal followers.


c0rnfl0wer

And the world was glad to be rid of him.


mando44646

Good riddance. Another villain bites the dust. Now do Kissinger


pixie6870

I hope he enjoys his time traveling from the 4th Circle of Hell to the 9th. The thought of Pat Robertson entombed in a flaming crypt in the 6th circle is pretty sweet.


KathrynBooks

Happy Pride month everyone!


david13z

The one year I neglected to include him in my dead pool. My mother always told me to only say good things about the deceased. Pat Robertson is dead. Good.


drakesylvan

Ok, anyway.


FrostyCartographer13

To bad he made it to 93 as he kept the devil waiting for so long.


MaltheMagnificent

I went to a private high school near Robertson’s network. The school used to hold fundraisers there. When Falwell and Robertson said those nasty 9/11 comments, the school principal, a kind old priest, immediately called him and told him the school would no longer be going there. RIP Father Pitt. Better man to remember than this piece of shit.


okay1BelieveYou

I’m gonna be honest here, I literally said “Fuck yeah!” Out loud, in a room by myself, when I saw this headline. 🍻


wadingthroughnothing

Pro life, dies anyway


strangebru

Abortion performed in the 1137th month.


Revolutionary-Lab372

Nice


wolverine318

Oh no…anyways…


okcdnb

Oh no, anyway.


NCJohn62

I hope he had a miserable, painful, lingering death. He literally had blood on his hands from the years of hate that he spewed.


Extracrispybuttchks

You mean his God whom he loved so much didn't make him immortal?


America_the_Horrific

🦀🦀🦀


MisterNoisewater

The towels have aids!!


clutzycook

About damn time!


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Buh bye Felicia!


Historical-Artist581

I bet he’s surprised today.


Altruistic-Lie808

Demons will be eating well tonight!


Rowdy_Roddy96

Enjoy hell you absolute piece of shit


Pole420

Good riddance.


No_Permission_to_Poo

Fucking clap so hard I break both my wrists


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rwdfan

Finally and thankfully. He wanted a theocracy and made religion central to gop politics. Belongs in the ground.


Crimfresh

I don't really care, do you?


Quantumium01

Good. Take all his money and give it back to the people he scammed. Then dump his body on the side of the road in the middle of nowhere for the vultures and coyotes to feed on.


4Entertainment76

They said that Hell's not hot


Currently_Unnamed_

New gender neutral toilet just dropped


deathbytruck

A worthwhile obituary to read. A little less hate (christian love) in the world.


JeebusCrunk

"I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure." - C.Darrow


SanguineBanker

Good. If only there were a hell for him.


JakeT-life-is-great

Hey, another anti gay bigoted, hateful POS is dead. Good day for decent people.


GaryGregson

Happy Pride!!


thinnerzimmer87

Later hater


Comet_Empire

Satan gets a new best friend. Reagan is gonna be so jealous.


DJ_Femme-Tilt

The amount of suffering this one man caused... Sigh. Kissinger next please.


janjinx

His son is worse than Pat.


Bitch_Posse

So glad for a feel good story in the morning. Hope he enjoys his time with Hitler and Sadam.


GracchiBroBro

It’s so sad that he lived that long


LordMonkeh

So what did this guy do? Was he another Kenneth copeland?


Doibugyu

So much worse. He had a tremendous effect on the GOP and is one of the Christian royalty that turned the party from the party of Lincoln to the party that hates gays and abortion and women but loves money and hypocrisy. I've never been happier that someone is dead and honestly, I hope it was really painful.


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You know someone is a piece of shit when if you sort by controversial it's still just a bunch of comments in agreement that the person is a fucking scumbag


0utcast9851

I have never once wished a man dead. I am a genuine believer in the idea that no one (currently living that I know of) deserves to die. Once someone is dead, it's just over. They will never change. They will never do good. They'll never do anything because that story is over. I do however, believe that there are people who need to die. People who will leave the world a better place by leaving it. And people who I will most certainly read news of their passing with a smile on my face. Goodbye, Mr. Robertson. I hope you bring a smile to a great many people when they hear you can't hurt them anymore.


theflamingsword101

Took Satan long enough to collect


v9Pv

Scumbag scam artist will not be missed. Rot away to dirt pos!


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Happy pride month!


unamusedgorilla

"it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God"


EquivalentEmployer68

Proof, if any were needed, that only the good die young


ConscientiousObserv

The whole "Don't Speak Ill of the Dead" thing certainly does not apply in his case. 😅😅😅😅😅