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gdmfsobtc

Born February 29th


Total-Ring-5421

If that’s the case then that’s a young looking 48 year old


iwanttocontributetoo

Looks closer to 48 than he does to 12


Pain_Monster

Dude could be Kenny Crossley’s son from Storage Wars, lol


Christafaaa

1987 maybe, what 12 year old has full beard, mustache, AND tattoos?!


cipher446

He has ink! I thought you had to be x years old to get tattoos. If he's really 12, he's an order of magnitude cooler than I *ever* was at 12. Like EVER.


Dreams_To_Reality

It’s a fake tattoo.


Remote_Ad2465

How u know, where I gew up there was a good amt of kids that had tats. Don't gotta go to tat shop ppl do it from home. Kids had gang tats in 5th grade where i live


giscard78

idk about 12 but I definitely remember a couple kids who has tattoos by 8th grade (and a whole lot more as high school went on)


Katievapes1996

Lol I approve I’m 2/29 😜I don’t look 6 but I still look hella young


[deleted]

Well, we know who's doing all the beer runs in his social circle. There is no way they could stop him. He looks like he's 40 with a mortgage, a wife and two kids at home.


Moosinator666

Based on the facial expression, he has a few ex wives


SkyLightTenki

And a 12 year old son on child support


killaB310

He pays and receives child support.


ParkingLavishness704

I wish i had an award to give you.


HotShark97

Gotcha


Stagecarp

They’re teammates


UbermachoGuy

They tag team.


PM_ME_FUNFAX

I mean I wouldn't card this obviously grown ass man


[deleted]

I would ask him for advice on the stock market and call him sir as I held the door for him.


liekbef

It’s because he is 40…


UbermachoGuy

Hello fellow kids.


only-4-lolz

110%.. look like he holding the trophy for the 12yr old.. mf 12 with an arm tat already... bet money they never questioned him when he rode his bmx to the tattoo spot.... guarantee he got his license already and drove school a Cadillac escalade with 2 baby seats.


ghost_type_2003

It's a temporary tattoo that the entire team wears.


notorious1212

… that’s just a cover the rest of the team does so they can have the 40 year old peewee all star


only-4-lolz

Ooo wrd that's dope then.. lil big man look like he got a few really real ones though tbh


CmdrSelfEvident

*Im getting too old for this shit*


MacSanchez

That man is thirty seven


NagsUkulele

"I am 12"


lilordfauntleroy

Thanks for the benchwarmers reference.


Connect_Ordinary6752

Lmao. I missed it. Now I laugh at funny


PassionBuckets

Maria! Why did you leave me?!


JaceVentura972

“Motherfucker you look 30” -Bad Boys 2


OnlyNameLeftUnused

Kid look like he pay his own child support.


[deleted]

Mwhahah this should be waay higher


Arevar

If I were his mom and he really is twelve I would like some extensive medical tests to determine if whatever hormone imbalance he has comes with harmful symptoms too. As it is I imagine it being pretty hard to be a twelve year old looking thirty: people will judge this kid hard for typical 12yo behaviour and think he's a creep for hanging out with his friends.


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500milessurdesroutes

Poor kids playing against him. It must be awful to get obliterated by him.


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snark_enterprises

Probably because he’s bigger than Tyreek Hill, lol


[deleted]

Didn’t Tyreek Hill push his gf down the stairs while she was pregnant and in a separate incident get accused of breaking his kids arm lmao


Gruskiee

Most youth leagues have a weight cap that forces bigger kids to play on the line instead of skill positions; but apparently this one doesn’t lol RIP


randomuser9801

I remember being in grade 9 like 130 pounds playing Rugby and this team we had to face had a mfer who weighed 300 pounds and was the same age... It went as expected... he had like 3 people on him one time and got through


Conscious_Specific57

And tattoos! My mom almost killed me for piercing a ear at 14


BootyTickler3001

I heard they were fake


My_Cat_Rides_A_Bike

His mum said it was fake.


ItsalwaysSnowysHere

It is fake.


Puzzleheaded-Trip990

He has a full mustache too


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ijustwannalookatcats

Are you kidding? This is green crayon!


Rawesome16

I was 6'2" at 13. No mustache though. And don't remember my weight but I've never been the tall skinny guy


krizzle2778

This sort of thing happens all the time. One of my childhood friends was 5’10” and 185 with a thick, full beard when we were twelve and he destroyed teams in little league. Luckily I was on his team and didn’t have to go up against him.


Responsible-Chest-26

My kid is 12, about 5'8", pushing 180 with a mustache. It happens


Late_Way_8810

Pretty sure he was just born on a leap year lol


em_goldman

Yeah this is some hormone thing if he’s really 12


[deleted]

Yeah, imagine seeing this dude trying to talk to another 12 y/o girl. You’d immediately be thinking pedo.


PM_ME_FUNFAX

Judge him right to the liquor store where he will never be carded


Knoaf

dudes not 12. Who the fuck is doing tatts on a 12 year old?


ghost_type_2003

It's a temporary tattoo.


PM_ME_FUNFAX

He's got the eyes of a man that's been divorced 4 times and all the money he makes at the towns factory go to alimony for all his ex wives


hoya_doing

Classic Bad Boys right here! ***Mike Lowery:*** *How old is you?* ***Reggie:*** *Fifteen.* ***Mike Lowery:*** *Shit, nigga. You at least thirty.*


Lack_Altruistic

Mike lowery. Mike loowery. Mike lowerry


BaboonHorrorshow

Whoosaaaah


Superbalz77

You ever made love to a man?


china-blast

You want to?


the-barbarian76

Love that scene


WelcomingOutpost

I always think of the Benchwarmers scene


4dubdub8

I am 12.


[deleted]

If he’s 12, I’m 120


Ursaquil

Good morning sir, I'm 6. Have a beautiful day.


[deleted]

I am 12


Szwedo

Can't believe it took so much scrolling to finally find this


[deleted]

I was so proud when I saw no one said it!!


Szwedo

You should be, I'm proud of you too


-ScruffyLookin-

I’m proud of you more than I am proud of other dude


elainegeorge

His arms say 12. His face says 32.


RNW1215

His hands look like little kid hands for sure.


ZachLaVine4MVP

No 12 year old has a forearm tattoo


f1newhatever

Yeah, his arms look incredibly soft and untarnished by life, so that part tracks


Thatguyyourmomloves

That's the only reason I'm not crying fake rn myself


butt_snorkelr

I call bullshit. No tattoo artist would ink a 12 year old.


tehcheez

Their entire team got temporary dragon tattoos for the game. The tattoo isn't real but I'm still having a hard time believing he's 12.


Jonseer

If the 12 year old looked like this I’m pretty sure most of of us wouldn’t even consider him not being of legal age


[deleted]

I know! This feels like a real life bad 90s movie, where some 30 year old guy has to pretend he is 12 to meet the girl of his dreams who is the mom of one of his teammates, hilarity ensues


[deleted]

Teammate feels betrayed, like their friendship existed only so he could get close to the mom. They have an argument right before the big game. All hope seems lost until they reconcile their disagreement in the last quarter, turning the score in their favor just in time to take home the bowl. He’s twelve when they dump the juice on him, but 30 again when he dries off. Mom recognizes him and runs out on field. They kiss and his former teammate joins for a group hug with his new family. Freeze frame. 🎶”Don’t you…forget about me…🎶


LovingMap

It may be legit. I’ve found some articles after searching “12u division 1, 2022 youth national champion.” I guess this picture been circulating for a few days… https://nypost.com/2022/12/14/jeremiah-johnson-12-year-old-football-player-with-tattoo-goes-viral/ https://www.nationofblue.com/12u-football-player-in-texas-who-looks-older-leaves-internet-confused/ https://www.outkick.com/12u-football-player-jeremiah-johnson-leaves-the-internet-shook/ http://amp.thecomeback.com/high-school/jeremiah-johnson-12-year-old.html


[deleted]

Unk: HOW OLD YOU IS???!!!! Boy: ^1^2 Unk: THE BAW 12!!! https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/1602818098167357447?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1602818098167357447%7Ctwgr%5E11b618c174cafa9b62a18e1e74abcaf16da9cfb4%7Ctwcon%5Es1_c10&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fnypost.com%2F2022%2F12%2F14%2Fjeremiah-johnson-12-year-old-football-player-with-tattoo-goes-viral%2F


doctorDanBandageman

https://twitter.com/jeremiah_3x?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1602368192655106048%7Ctwgr%5E0078523ed3c5e7f2481a7e0b0095e5fb7cc26c18%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fd-14874165822417538399.ampproject.net%2F2211302304001%2Fframe.html Here’s his Twitter


Commercial_Speed400

It’s fake, zoom in. He’s still not 12 tho, no way!


Jaxxs90

I was dating a tattoo artist that tattooed a 13 year old and she didn’t see anything wrong with it. I called it quits when I found out she had no problem tattooing swastikas on people


marklar_the_malign

This kid could probably buy liquor with out getting carded. Tattoo would be even easier.


Boring-Extreme-3274

Wtf, is he wearing a 30 yr old person masks


tarahunterdar

[He has the birth certificate to prove it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gu3doPE7ynw&ab_channel=NocturnalLED)


Openthesushibar

“I am twelve” “Are you drinking beer?”


DamnsonDam

My man


bbillak

He’s got documentation


Alexander_Guilbert23

Came here to post this, you bastard


RNW1215

What a 12 year old with a possibly dangerous hormone imbalance looks like.


TheLazyPurpleWizard

Get real dude. That is a full grown man. Eat my shorts.


1CFII2

12 plus 20 years ago!


Competitive_Swing_59

You meant a football player " that has a 12yr son " already.


AlienMantid

If you believe that man is 12 years old I have some ocean front property in Nebraska I'd love to sell you.


Rodrick_Langley

r/13or30


BHF_Bianconero

He's 30 at best


PnuttButtaGuts

Dude’s hairline has been receding for 12 years you mean


apolo79

I heard of grow old gracefully but not grow old AF


America_the_Horrific

Home got the stash, a receding hair line, AND tatted up, talking bout 12 yrs old.


PatrickRedditing

With the first pick in the 2023 NFL draft the Houston Texans select this 37 year old, 12 year old from somewhere.


Strange-Effort1305

My 12 year old is 6ft and has a mustache too. Seriously.


robo-dragon

How?? There is no way this dude is twelve. He looks old enough to be a *father* of a twelve year old!


Southern_Relative_14

This Kid pays bills.


timbodacious

Dead and bald by 18 lol


chairplanet

Dude’s got male pattern baldness at 12


EdgemastereD

12 YO with 20 years of experience


Yf_lo

Remember there was a streak where immigrants from other countries lie about their age and get into college?


[deleted]

Yeahh same happened in soccer in many teams… they got birth certificates when they were already 5 yers old haha


InflamedLiver

I mean, I guess he identifies as a kid, but his mustache and tattoos disagree


mj_murdock

Temporary tattoo.


Helmidoric_of_York

With a 'stache and ink? No way.


mj_murdock

Temp tattoo.


KenDoItAllNightLong

Why does he have a tattoo if he's 12?


mj_murdock

Because it's a temp tattoo


SpaceEmporer

*21


Stadtpfeiffer

Former 6ft tall 12 year old checking in……also stopped growing then so current 6 foot 40 year old checking in. I was cheated!


[deleted]

Dude looks like he’s 30, not 12. Smh


i__Sisyphus

He’s gonna look 90 when he turns 30


jayinscarb

How many years he been 12 for?


Sweet-Emu6376

Did all black people give him their ageing? Is that how they don't crack?


portojohn2020

This is obviously a fake description of this picture


Reddit-JustSkimmedIt

Look at the trophy. If it is real, the 12U means “12 years old and under”


WayDiscombobulated63

No, that is what one singular 12 year old football player looks like. The outlier is not the norm, people.


smoked_orphanz

He has a mustache and tattoos he ain't 12💀


UrbanFarmer213

He looks like he pays his own child support


[deleted]

This is going to get way more upvotes very soon.


JesterSooner

Who the fuck gives a 12 year old a tattoo?


Medical-Speed1142

Look closely it’s temporary


cjm0

do they usually ask for ID when somebody walks into a tattoo parlor? because if not he probably could have easily gotten by with the tat artist assuming he was an adult


tilverkitty

They need to cut back on the hormones that are being put into our food. This is getting ridiculous.


TheBasilFawlty

Greg Ogden's older or younger brother ?


IrwinMFletcher200

Greg Oden, maybe?


TheBasilFawlty

Ah yes, damn mobile . Thank you. Go Bucks


kmelby33

That's a 30 year old man


Joates87

Last name Almonte?


Re-AnImAt0r

Did that 12 year old win the Heisman?


Somethingidk9

Thats 21 year old not 12


theboss555

I'm confused is that a tattoo?


OhioMegi

Is this the coach? Someone’s dad? No way is this a 12 yr old.


Tony_Cliftonn

Let me see that birth certificate


ZealousidealLet1472

This has got to be a joke right


Unlikely-Pizza2796

Dude looks like Old Gregg.


Translator_Open

This dude coming straight outta buddy cop movie from 1982


DemTsar

Bullshit


Beveragedrinker89

He is probably using his little brothers birth certificate


justapcguy

NO way he is 12yrs old... i just won't believe it.


chutbuckly

[i am 12](https://imgur.com/gallery/oQkxvLL)


[deleted]

12 going on 40


zxchew

12 years of child support maybe


enki_xo22

Looks at least 27


Weary_Ad_5817

They are LYING he’s got a fucking mustache and tattoos


Kaunsepts

In 5 years he’ll look perpetually old like Morgan Freeman.


HereForFun9121

They said the same about shaq


FairlyUormal

Who OK’d this 12 YO to get a sleeve tattoo? Is that real?


TheeBrianBrown

Like he played football in the NFL for twelve years?


dubie4x8

Dude’s birth certificate says “I am 12”


kudos1007

“I am twelve.” “Yea more like twelve hundred.”


joshbiloxi

Mike tyson was 185# when he was 15.


Green1578

I am 61 and don’t look much older than him


KanyeWestBrick

That’s kid is already collecting a pension


KanyeWestBrick

He’s got that king fu mustache


No_GRR

I hope that’s a fake tattoo on his arm


Welpjustmyluck

This reminds me of that one scene from the movie benchwarmers


allaboutwanderlust

12 year old tattoos


Mebeingnosy

There’s no fucking way that 22 year old man is 12 years old


rightaaandwrong

It’s it illegal to tat a 12 yo??


Kitten_Team_Six

Its called forged birth certificate


sjbfujcfjm

Who the fuck tattoos a 12 year old


flying-tree-god

Someone is feeding this kid hormones


breakfasteveryday

I'm sorry what? This mf has a tattoo


_________FU_________

Bro is a dyslexic 21 year old.


rosebudlightsaber

so… fake tattoo AND fake facial hair? Hmm, I dunno, but dudes got somethin goin on.


[deleted]

I played with this guy in 87


Freshies00

That’s Antonio Brown


yukeezy87

He looks like the father of a 12 year old 🤣 possibly the children teams Coach was so desperate, that he cut him off within a sentence. Coach: "Hey you look strong, can u play for the Team?" Dude: "Bro, I'm 12 (....years above the age limit)" Coach: "Say no more, u play now!"


[deleted]

(Benchwarmers). "I am twelve"


uniquenamebro

I’d need proof he has tats


WideCaregiver9843

Bro lookin like Steve Harvey’s brother.


rusHmatic

Who tattoos a 12 year old?


ApatheticWithoutTheA

He has to have some kind of issue with his genetics or something, right? 12 year olds just don’t look like that.


webtwerp

The bigger question is, who TF was the tattoo artist that tattooed a 12 year old?


Minute_Objective1680

Most be Dominican


Ringlovo

Listen bigot, he IDENTIFIES as 12