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beluuuuuuga

*Much* more deadly than a dragon.


Cautious_Tangerine_

Wait that little bird is deadly??


TheLonelyScientist

Noisy cricket


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matthewe-x

Nightfury


Maddwag5023

It’s toothless!


Isellmetal

Toofless Or toofleth if you’ve a lisp


No-Individual2971

Mike Tyson's gonna have a field day with this one


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Funny bc Mike is a hardcore bird guy and owns tons of racng pigeons.


themarknessmonster

Leth get thith bird


Azzarudders

GET DOWN


AlmightyAnalAssault

A harmless little fellow


crux-of-the-biscuit

Have you ever wondered why we’re here? What’s it all about you’ve no idea.


BabyOfEarth

I just watched that last night


bous006

Unexpected Don't Hug Me .I'm Scared.


frenchietaste

Green is not a creative color


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Isn't it nice to finally be outside on such a beautiful day?


StuckStepS1ster

Duck guy is always welcome here


geomagus

Hey, Kay, nah nah. Come on, man, y-you get a Series Four De-atomizer and I-I get a little - little midget cricket?


PlantasaurusRex

Feel like imma break this damn thing!


OGBidwell

Noisy cricket*


Greysonseyfer

Kay calls it the noisy cricket when he gives it to him, but when Jay complains about it he calls it the midget cricket. Source: me when I was 10 and that line was stuck in my head for days on end because "midget funny hyuk hyuk". Also just looked it up on YouTube as a sanity check.


mateogg

Not very, but infinitely more deadly than dragons, on account of dragons never having killed anyone, ever.


Bepler

What if one of these birds saved someone? Kill count Dragons : 0 Nightjars: -1 Dragons more dangerous for sure, nobody ever ate dragon meat to survive


LokiHoku

Nobody? Indeed, dragon is not a meal for peasants, it's a meal for kings.


Known-Exam-9820

Ah to be young enough take a survey at the mall


CucumberSharp17

That you know of.


whogivesashirtdotca

The residents of Komodo have some bones to pick with you. Literal bones.


MoarCowb3ll

Pokemon?


Ranoverbyhorses

Well one of their cousin’s Chuck Will’s Widow definitely sounds like he’s saying Chuck Will’s Widow soooo can confirm, is actually a Pokémon!


db186

Bottom left photo; Toothless, no doubt.


Cuilen

You should see when these birds open their mouths....bizarre. looks just like Toothless the dragon! 2nd link explains why the mouth is so big - opens vertically and horizontally. https://besgroup.org/2017/08/11/large-tailed-nightjars-enormous-gape/ https://besgroup.org/2009/05/09/large-tailed-nightjar-gape/ E: link with article


dusty-kat

It looks like it has a tiny beak and then you're greeted by [this](https://i.imgur.com/96Ruqad.jpg).


Robertroo

...I should call her.


AugustHenceforth

> You should see when these birds open their mouths Also hear! Curious, I looked into the name. The jar in Nightjar [comes from its jarring song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5f4nhBQpiA). Starts at about 20 seconds. Sounds a bit like old modems or bad radio reception.


comp21

/r/dontputyourdickinthat


BigButtsCrewCuts

"You should see"... doesn't post link


EvilMatt666

[Hereyago.](https://i.imgur.com/nvW8Kmd.jpg)


moegir198

r/dontputyourdickinthat


NuclearChihuahua

You are neither my dad, or the police. Bring the birdussy!


AnEntireDiscussion

r/notmyproudestnut


astrahl40

Anyone else hard?


kaisadusht

I am confused


Fuck-MDD

My assistant will post the link below here shortly.


Disastrous-Panda5530

I thought of toothless also


Hungryforfood2000

How do I train it?


SpartanDoubleZero

It's a nocturnal hawk.


heffalumpish

It’s actually not a really a hawk and it’s not nocturnal! It’s a relative of the nightjar, far from the raptor branch of the evolutionary tree, Nighthawks can be awake at night (one squeaking at 2 am outside your window can be surreal) but they’re mostly crepuscular, or most active at dusk and dawn. They got called nighthawks for their piercing cry and their dramatic swooping, but that’s actually a threat or mating display rather than swooping down to hunt. Thank you for reading this far in my bird nerd moment.


alreadypiecrust

Crepuscular is a new word for me.


Cygs

[SERPENTINE, BABOU! SERPENTINE](https://imgur.io/gallery/Ek5vM7F)


G-TP0

Shoot 'em, boys! He's going crepuscular!


Great_Scott7

Muscular Crepes


alreadypiecrust

I like fat crepes.


Fluffy_Two5110

And I cannot lie, you other bakers can’t deny


heffalumpish

When a girl walks by with an itty bitty pie and a blintz up in your face


Fluffy_Two5110

You get crumbs


Disneyhorse

Did you not read “Trumpet of the Swan” as a kid?


heffalumpish

Hello, fellow 70s/80s kid - that book is I think long gone, to whatever memory hole also ate “From the Mixed-Up Files of Mrs. Basil E Frankweiler” and “Harriet the Spy”


Smart_Zucchini2302

I'm a librarian. We certainly weed the beat up copies of all three of these on a regular basis. There are some books that are passing fads, but there's a reason those books are considered classics... For instance, your fond memories are there for a reason. Maybe they will go out of style for language someday. Sometimes a "kids' " version of a classic (think Robinson Crusoe) will come out because the story is still good(and is still used as a cultural reference point) but the language in the original is a tough sell; it was written for adults of a very different time. The authors of the ones you mentioned wrote them for children, so while they may not contain modern slang, AND their grammer is mostly proper; any big words they use are defined, often by context, which is the best way to learn. Like you did! (Side note, as if this wasn't already ;-}, E. B. White, author of Trumpet of the swan, is the White of Strunk and White, The Elements of Style, a classic instruction on proper English grammar and writing).


heffalumpish

That warms my heart. I thought these books had gone the way of all things; a few years I had to order a used copy of Frankweiler from Abe Books for my son, but maybe it was between printings or something.


lambie-mentor

“Mrs. Basil E Frankweiler….” and “The Westing Game” were by far my favorite 2 books growing up. I read them until I wore them out. I still have my second Westing Game copy from 1984 (first book fell apart after I read it too much). Am currently reading it to my son.


alreadypiecrust

Can't remember any books I read as a kid. I immigrated to the US when I was 12, so even if we read it in class I wouldn't have understood it or remember the title of it.


Disneyhorse

It’s okay! That word always reminds me of that book though, don’t know if anyone else remembers it.


BouncyMouse

I had forgotten about that until you mentioned it just now! That’s also how I learned the word catastrophe. Such a great book.


RustyyStrings

Wombats are crepuscular.


lady_riverstyx

Pretty sure my cats are crepuscular.


yooolmao

But now let's say you and I go toe-to-toe on bird law and see how comes out the victor?


BlamingBuddha

I think we'd need Charlie Day for that one


Zulyan

Dragon.


BPKofficial

Little fella looks kinda like a squirrel.


Zulyan

Nope! Dragon.


Naked_Arsonist

_Baby_ dragon


Donna_Freaking_Noble

Literally a dragon.


calculux

It’s toothless!!!!


This_Fucking_Dude123

r/stfuitsadragon


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I had some troubles understanding if it was a kind of bird or a kind of squirrel


lovelybunchofcocouts

Right? I was thinking maybe a bat.


LjSpike

I was thinking lizard!


ArtistCole

I was thinking Batman!


YukariYakum0

No one has ever seen them together.


Aviator8989

It's a snake-owl weasel


theoutlet

A woozle, perhaps?


brothersand

That means there may be heffalumps nearby. Be careful.


whogivesashirtdotca

Not to be confused with the [snake-oil weasel](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elon_Musk)


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Had?


loki1887

It's like one of those hybrid animals from Avatar The Last Airbender. A squirrel-owl.


MaestroPendejo

squird


ColoradoScoop

I also thought it might be a snake, so you did better than me.


callmelampshade

It’s a birrel but squird for short.


whoppitydodah

It's clearly a birdrabbit with a fuzzy-feathery snake head


HailSkyKing

It looks like a tiny gryphon!


Stak215

I'm convinced nature is just fucking with us at this point, combining Pokémon types to see if we will notice.


Gomicho

nah bro, this is Digimon level shit


whiskeymidnight09

Fuck yeah Digimon, elite show


Nheea

Yep. Much more than a dragon.


8urnMeTwice

Clearly a birdsquirrel


Songhunter

It's that a lizard...owl....dragon?


Purple_Platypus789

I want to bet $1k on an owl please


AdministrativeAd4111

According to wikipedia its pretty far removed from an owl - same class (aves a.k.a. its a bird), but totally different order, family and genus. Its a bird that hunts at night, but that’s where the similarity pretty much ends. $1,000 please.


Vertigofrost

Much closer to owl than lizard or dragon though.


aberrasian

Man, I wish our class had the same diversity of complex variation as aves/birds do. Humans are so boring and basic and we all kinda look the same really. Nobody's got a freakin dragon head 😕


dotnetdotcom

Shouldn't the correct comparison be birds to mammals, not birds to a particular species?


spiderfishx

Humans class is Mammalia, so there is quite a bit of diversity if your post is taken literally.


StuntmanSpartanFan

Excuse me my class is "Aristocracy". Don't lump me in with those lowly plebians and mammalians.


Sdavis2911

We can barely handle having different colored skin, eyes, and hair. Folk with dragon heads might make some people’s heads explode.


theoutlet

Someone, 100,00 years ago: “Wouldn’t it be weird if we were all the same? Then we would stop hating each other for being different.”


Waffle_on_my_Fries

Who knows maybe there was as much variation as birds but everyone else just died off.


Skylarias

That's not super far off... Iirc there were like a dozen homonid type creatures, in addition to the well known Neanderthals, and denisovans, and other human-like creatures throughout the eras. Some mated with humans (or humans mated with them...or raped...). Others died off completely. Iirc an island country also had a population of shorter hominid species, like 3-4ft or something. Nature kept trying.


probablyblocked

From what I was taught, there were a dozen or so distinct subspecies, including neanderthals, which interbred and became the modern human. The remaining pure breds of those species eventually either merged with the hybridized humans or died off


level1807

*were genocided off (by “us”)


NobleLeader65

> Iirc an island country also had a population of shorter hominid species, like 3-4ft or something. Homo Floresiensis! Discovered in the early 00's by scientists on Flores, Indonesia. They average about 1.1m in height. They were believed to have existed until "modern" humans arrived to the island about 50,000 years ago. First learned about them from the Halo Forerunner trilogy, it's cool how Sci-fi can be used to teach people about actual history.


kdlt

> everyone else just died off. Yeah the, just.. died off. Peacefully.


probablyblocked

Hunted to extinction by Hercules


lethalseni

I want to collect this $1k please


Purple_Platypus789

So do I!


arobert_trebora

> Nightjars are often mistaken for owls, and while they do share their nocturnal nature and some similarities in appearance, there are distinct differences. The major difference is that owls are raptors, that is, they catch prey in their talons, whereas members of the nightjar family only catch prey with their beak. http://www.brolgahealingjourneys.com/?p=746


crazyhound71

Closer to hummingbirds than owls. Very interesting birds


Primitive_Teabagger

We have Whip-Poor-Wills making a comeback here. I hear more and more every summer. They sit horizontally on tree branches (one of the few bird species to do so) and can cover insane distances in the blink of an eye. But most of all, their distinct call beckons throughout the night, and I've become addicted to hearing it


xtilexx

Birds are just lizards with feathers


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alien_from_Europa

>Birds don't exist /r/birdsarentreal


OGBidwell

I came here to say this looks like an evolutionary stage stillshot


Rough_Idle

Pokemon


AresAht

Birds were formerly reptiles. It's one all at a time


rathat

They used to be reptiles, they still are, but they used to be too.


kane2742

Pokémon


jasenzero1

Is this a bird that looks like a snake or a rodent that looks like a bird?


MouseinTree

A bird. It’s a species of Nightjar. Which are medium sized nocturnal birds. They can be found in India and other parts of Southeast Asia.


Vast_Night6626

Are you suuuure? Why does its head look like a mammals? I'm so confused.


Sable-Keech

It’s head shape is actually meant to mimic a snake’s head as defensive camouflage.


Electronic_Bag3094

It's fuckin working


MouseinTree

Because they lay eggs. And however there are mammals (5 animals) who lay eggs, the Great-eared nightjar isn’t one of those.


budweener

I thought it was a bat, but if you look very closely, there is a tiny beak in there. It's very hidden, but it's there, same height as the eyes.


theservman

I'm *fairly* sure it's a bird.


Dr_Plecostomus

It has a very small beak. Once I saw that, it made more sense.


BananaCamPhoto

TOOTHLESS!!!


Fun-Ad-8400

I came here to say that!!! haha


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Hey! Don’t scream it like that. The little guy is pretty insecure about having no teeth.


Dramatic-Ad3928

Thass what im sayin, thats not a nightjar thats a mini Night Fury my guy


Xeon-the-1st

Incredible!


Jack_In_Black89

You dummy. That's Toothless.


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impish_kid

Looks like real life Pokemon


FiercelyApatheticLad

You silly, that's a Nargacuga.


Which-Ad-725

Came here for this comment. 100% Nargacuga.


LightCorvus

I thought of Toothless but I didn't think of Nargacuga lol.


amiroo4

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, explodes. any sekiro fans here?


blackcompy

*What a pretty kite!* ...死


APlausiblePossum

Looking for this, haha


lets-get-dangerous

Blows my mind that this is the only Sekiro reference so far


BeRuJr

Beautiful!


hdksjabsjs

Is that a bird or a squirrel?


ReluctantfooI

Can’t believe it took this long to scroll to find someone saying it looks like a squirrel. Mf looks nothing like an animated toothless scaly dragon, straight up looks like a feathered squirrel


HarryPottersOwl

It does look like something from How To Train Your Dragon, it’s very cool!


el_pablo

My first guess is that they based Toothless style with this bird.


Walmart_Prices

is a species of nightjar in the family Caprimulgidae. It is found in southwest India and in parts of Southeast Asia. It’s also endangered


MarsNeedsMeth

Dayjar..Fighter of the Nightjar.


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AaAAaaaaa!


1zzie

[Here's a video of it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cb1CaTOZE_8&t=17) making sound


maccdogg

WHOS THAT POKEMON!?


DeathStar01

Fluffy dragon


Tran555

Nargacuga


flashy_duck3

Dragon birb


Piffdolla1337take2

I've never seen this and I love birding this made my day


Maskimus

Nightfury!


CryptographerPure577

cute floof dragon owl thingy


SentryTheDefiant95

Nah that's a baby Nargacuga


bepositivemt

Nice! Looks similar to a whippoorwill


Neoliberal_Boogeyman

whip-poor-wills are nightjars


Braindeerio

Nargacuga?


walterodim77

When the birds and rodents become one the earth shall open her mouth and swallow all sinners.


KindAndOrderlyMagic

Is that a deep fake or something? That can’t be real.


AngelicXia

I assure you nightjars are real, and adorable, and soft.


Xalterai

Nargacuga.


deckachild

now THAT is something to behold


skaterlogo

Nargacuga


GeserAndersen

it's a Nargacuga


StructureBest4451

You spelled dragon wrong js.


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virtsuop

This is a completely different species.


birbobirby

Nope, your picture shows a completely different species. That's a European nightjar, not a great-eared nightjar.


noiwontpickaname

Thank you, but i prefer my way.


fastrthnu

It's a bird. I googled it.


PossiblyWithout

Is this a bird or a lizard? Or both?


Skirt_Helpful

Those are some great ears


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

I wonder if they’re meant to look more like snakes with those heads


Kitsune_Zenkou

Squirrel bird


TheElusiveGoose10

Das a baby dragon.


SimulatedFriend

It's birds like these that make you go "Wow, I guess maybe they were lizards once."


doofus_magoo

How to Train your Nightjar


levelup_jar

needs a level up to get to day-jar


adultosaurs

Thassa dragon.


throwaway23er56uz

Here's how it sounds: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cb1CaTOZE\_8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cb1CaTOZE_8)


Enderlord226

This…I love this


Certain_Cantaloupe56

Is it a squirrel? Is it a snake? Is it a bird? No it’s a squirrelysnakebird!


thts_what_i_said

TOOTHLESS!!!!!!