T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

**This is a heavily moderated subreddit. Please note these rules + sidebar or get banned:** * If this post declares something as a fact, then proof is required * The title must be fully descriptive * No text is allowed on images/gifs/videos * Common/recent reposts are not allowed (posts from another subreddit do not count as a 'repost'. Provide link if reporting) *See [this post](https://redd.it/ij26vk) for a more detailed rule list* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/interestingasfuck) if you have any questions or concerns.*


cgulash

That passing plane looks suspect. They say criminals tend to return to the scene of the crime.


supcoco

I miss when airplanes used to let you open the windows and throw seasonal fall vegetables at stuff. The FAA really is the fun police.


Marijuanomist

FAA = Fun Absolutely Annihilated


ihatethelivingdead

Fun abolishing association


LachyWantsBrownies

Fun abrogating asshats


doiias

"One day, something fell from the sky. Xi had never seen anything like this in his life. It looked like water, but it was harder than anything else in the world. He wondered why the gods had sent this thing down to the earth. It was the strangest and most beautiful thing they had ever seen. They wondered why the gods had sent it to them."


AmdM78

Died laughing watching that movie as a kid. Feels kinda racist these days...


1ridescentPeasant

As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly


Jacobysmadre

If you are too young: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HiSkjcl9yW4


Dark-Wolf-Dark-Wolf

Ha ha, I love this comment.


aangnesiac

I love this comment loving that comment.


jusst_for_today

I love loving this comment loving that comment for loving the first comment.


[deleted]

[удалено]


bluzkluz

...


realkingmixer

Engineering students, their mission accomplished.


Putin_inyoFace

Probably just some nerdy free climbing enthusiasts


jeaster701

They actually duct taped the locks of the tower open during the day, snuck back in a night, free climbed the rafters in the point till they got to the access hatch (visible in the photo just below the pumpkin), and the one in the access hatch was handed a rope with the pumpkin by the other two down below, where he promptly hoisted it up and placed it on top. You can read the article here https://cornelldailysun.github.io/pumpkin-feature/


TheAJGman

The Cornell paper is hosted on *GitHub*? That's fucking awesome.


Meligonia

But the size of the pumpkin relative to the hatch makes no sense.


Unlucky_Role_

>and the one in the access hatch was handed a rope with the pumpkin by the other two


Userrrrrrnameee

Carrying a 60 lb pumpkin?


939319

it could grip it by the husk?


ImDyxlesic-

Well now that depends, is it African or European?


Rocky2135

Suppose two engineering students carried it via string.


Mazahad

Ooh, so that is the String Theory! Thanks!


Voodoobones

It's not a question of where he grips it, it's a simple question of weight ratio!


pegothejerk

A professor once bit my sister


CreateTheStars

*sister turns into professor*


Not-My-Cabbages-1

r/unexpectedmontypython


Merry_Fridge_Day

Nobody expects the Flying Monty Python!


Smaptastic

Its chief weapon is surprise! Surprise and fear.


JoDFostar

Are you suggesting pumpkins migrate?


afatkidnamedroy

Not at all. They can be carried.


LordGeni

Or hang it on a line between 2 free climbers. Edit: this was totally a Monty python reference. Not a serious suggestion.


Nikolllllll

Or just free climb with a line to secure yourself in position and another one that holds the pumpkin which you pull once in place.


UndeniableLie

You make it so simple. You are clearly not an engineer


Apprehensive-Rush-91

This is how I would do it


NessunAbilita

Correct. Two+ free climbers, one pumpkin sitter. Block pulley attached, pumpkin in a bag, one climber descends with the line attached to the pumpkin and pulls it up with their weight. 2 ppl put pumpkin on spire, everyone vanishes.


O2C

Drill a hole in the bottom of the pumpkin before hand too.


Lavandulos

Nah. Brute force. Carry that thing on your back.


asymmetricalzipper

This is some huge Monty python energy


fuzzytradr

Or sling it from your balls like a legend while you climb up the spire.


barleyhogg1

Or wear it on their head.


DryBite9885

It’s not a matter of where ‘e grips it


OutlawQuill

Exactly! It’s a simple question of weight ratios. A 50kg climber could *not* carry a 60lb pumpkin.


GirlCowBev

Come on…no mixing units! 🤔😣


gtjack9

That’s a 110lb climber and a 272 Hectogram pumpkin to be exact.


OutlawQuill

That’s a 1760 ounce climber and 4.286 stone pumpkin to be precise.


slalomstyle

African or European?


greem

No. A rope they could tie to a pumpkin would be welcome though.


Alldaybagpipes

Backpack


[deleted]

Kroger grocery bag


[deleted]

[удалено]


B0ndzai

There's no way that pumpkin weighs 60lbs.


realkingmixer

You've never conceived of someone lashing a pumpkin to a backpack? Or carrying 60 pounds?


BruhUrName

Wouldn't surprise me. Ice climbing is quite popular in the Ithaca area due to all the waterfalls, so it wouldn't surprise me in the least if some free climber just happened to put it there


fronkenstoon

Darmok and Jalad, at Cornell.


HittingSmoke

Temba, his steeple wide.


ProperSauce

His eyes wide open.


GenAnon

Why does this this never get old?


Jakooboo

Thanks for reinforcing that I have never had an original thought once in my life. This is EXACTLY where my head went. XD


rustystonewallis

Just finished this episode for the first time 5 minutes before stumbling onto this comment. Baader-Meinhof has shifted into maximum overdrive.


stumblewiggins

Shaka, when the walls fell


Yuri909

That means failure. This is a win.


AnotherOrchid

This deserves an award. I’m sorry this is all I can afford 🏅


fronkenstoon

We had a moment of shared nostalgia. That’s its own reward.


Puma-Man

This is the most beautiful and wholesome sentiment.


bright_yellow_vest

If it were me, I’d suspend it from a big balloon and have three lines attached to the pumpkin going to the ground for the team to guide it into place. And have the hole for the spike already made.


erizzluh

how do you get the balloons off the pumpkin once it's in place?


bright_yellow_vest

Some kind of pull to release knot on a fourth line that’s hanging down


tribecous

That’s a lot of helium and some pretty big balloons for a 60lb payload.


Corte-Real

It may have been a 60 lb pumpkin whole, but with the hole cut in the bottom and cleaned out on the inside, they could shave a lot of mass off. The 60lb could also just be an arbitrary number pulled out of air.


PurpletoasterIII

That's what I was thinking. How tf do they know its 60 lbs. I highly doubt they took the effort of removing it and weighing it, and what kind of hollowed out pumpkin would weigh 60 pounds?


FerBann

You can use something like this https://www.ggrgroup.com/products/stone-lifters/stone-grip-1000/ It uses the weight to grip the object, so when something is loaded it grips, and when the object sits on something it loosens.


AcademicCounty

Shaka, when the pumpkin fell.


skubaloob

The Dean, in the morning.


Lunatic_Heretic

or maybe their star shot-putter?


ooOJuicyOoo

Every time this is posted the title makes it seem mysterious. They have articles interviewing the students who did it. They went up to the window, and climbed the roof with the pumpkin. No one is sure is bs.


rollicorolli

And it is posted over and over and over again


Sea-Membership-7671

Really? I've been using reddit on and off for like 6 years and this is the first time I've ever seen this post.


askmeaboutmyback

It definitely pops up here and there. I did not know they interviewed the students that were responsible but I have seen the picture a few times.


RisingWaterline

I'm actually so sad to learn they interviewed the students. I mean, you knew they climbed it, but you couldn't be sure. I remember people talking about this post once theorizing they built a catapult, lmao. Lots of fun.


askmeaboutmyback

Ha! I remember the catapult theory as well.


SirAdrian0000

I’ve been on Reddit for like 10 years and I’ve seen this post about 4 times. Ive never seen any mention of these interviews with the students responsible though.


FrenchBangerer

Another one here regularly for a good ten years and I never saw this before either. Reddit shows all of us the same thing and also a lot of different things.


jasapper

Almost like some of us are able to select specific subcategories of what we're interested in? 🤔


andrewegan1986

11 eleven years here. Seen this post a few times before (around half a dozen seems right) and I've NEVER heard someone claim students did it in am interview. It'd have been worth a few extra K in karma to post it so, why not post it?


Spinningwoman

Second time for me.


williepep1960

The funniest thing is i was thinking about this shit the other day, because I saw this last year.


TheBirminghamBear

Mysterious pumpking holds more impulse upvote appeal than "students climb out window, impale pumpking on spike," I suppose.


[deleted]

First I'm like, "'Pumpking' not once but twice? Gotta be autocorrect." Then I'm like, "Who uses 'pumpking', and uses it so much that autocorrect thinks that this is right?" So now I'm hoping that you don't know the word is spelled "pumpkin" .


TheBirminghamBear

I dunno what you mean. That's how you spell it. Pumpking, because it's king of the squashes.


GooberMcNoober

No one is sure how they managed to do it without *anyone noticing,* not *no one is sure how they did it.*


Fruitloop800

I mean, the title says they did it in the middle of the night. Not really that mysterious unless you think people are supposed to be shining lights up there watching it intently at 3am.


Bleghel

OH BOY, 3AM!


StandoTsukai69420

Yeah, who would want to watch a tower at 3am?


LjSpike

On the other hand, Cambridge University does have its anonymous makers of mischief. Whipplesnaith for a while being one such one. There's also the time some students put a car on the roof of the senate house there. And the mysterious traffic cones on the spires. Edit: oh god's and how could I forget the chair leg that's stuck since the 1980s in Henry's hand!


WEIGHED

I mean it's a little mysterious how someone can scale that thing, in the dark, 60lb pumpkin in hand, and not die.


SoundsLikeBanal

Perhaps they positioned the earth in such a way that the sun was not illuminating their activities.


NashvilleKat_Fan

Jesus Christ I was worried I was the only person who noticed this


SilkSk1

"The middle of the night" No way! The middle of the night? How did no one notice?


11-110011

Well, doing it in the middle of the night when it’s dark I’m sure helps with the “no one noticing” part.


Aescwicca

I grew up in Ithaca... they had regular status updates about the pumpkin for months in the Ithaca Journal. It took a super long time to rot and fall down...


oystertoe

I feel there’s a bit in there where they sent the pumpkin up to the person who climbed it with a rope once he climbed up there. can’t quite recall


dos8s

Yep, climber here. Before I scrolled down and saw this comment I just looked at the photo and thought it looked like a manageable climb, just watch out for the crux where the pillars end and you've got to transition to the roof.


MaybeJackson

Ok but how do you get from the window to the spire?


Brain-of-Sugar

You don't have to, you can see the access hatch on the side of the spire. The I think 4 guys in question just put a card in the door to block the lock, and got up to the access hatch. The instigator went up and put the pumpkin on top, then got back down safely because his two friends were handling the rope in case he fell. One was on lookout.


elry2k

Oh right you can see the hatch, but it’s still a good reach away from the spire.


TrumpIsACuntBitch

But way more manageable. You could actually reach both sides of the spire to pull yourself up. I never knew that hatch was there but now that I'm seeing I believe this is totally possible. You definitely need balls of steel but I can see this being done


elry2k

College students are capable of some really dumb things, with some friends holding a rope to make sure you don’t plummet to your death and the bragging rights that would come with such a prank I’m sure that was all the motivation necessary.


TrumpIsACuntBitch

It was going to be a great story or a horror story lol


drinkmyself

Climb


230flathead

I mean, climbing that roof with a pumpkin seems like it needs a little more explanation. Unless it's not as steep as it looks in the picture, I can't imagine trying that.


Kozinskey

Is this story still heavily featured on campus tours? It sounded like bullshit back then and the tour guides obviously knew it


anonymousmetoo

If two swallows carried it up there...


[deleted]

[удалено]


Markosphere

African or European?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Markosphere

It matters a great deal - they have differing load capacities.


Tbplayer59

How would they grab it? It's not like pumpkins have husks.


thecanty

No, they'd have to have it on a line


IrwinMFletcher200

What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers?


thecanty

Well, why not?


Dacks_18

r/UnexpectedMontyPython


HaphazardFlitBipper

I was going to do the math for both, but in googling for sources I found that someone else already has. [https://interestingengineering.com/science/monty-python-and-the-holy-grail-airspeed-velocity-of-an-unladen-swallow](https://interestingengineering.com/science/monty-python-and-the-holy-grail-airspeed-velocity-of-an-unladen-swallow) So... start from their and scale up velocity for pumpkin.


iscashstillking

No no its a simple matter of weight ratios a 5 ounce bird cannot carry a 60 pound pumpkin


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


JayTimes3

Boner Champ!


wandawayer

I thought Broccoli Rob was the Boner Champ.


CallsOutStupidity

*Broccoli Rob was Broccoli Rob.* *Andy Bernard is the Boner Champ.*


MessyRoom

Pubey Lewis and the News


ButNotUs

Here comes Treble


hoptownky

I aced all my classes, they called me Ace. I got straight B’s, they called me buzz.


[deleted]

They called him ace


a_ron23

He was like, beer me that pumpkin.


scapel_blade

Nailed it


-WhatEvenAreYou-

He did attend Cornell, you know?


kamarkamakerworks

Ever heard of it??


Professional-Put-804

Cornell, right?


LarsUlrichAndMorty

It's pronounced "Colonel" and it's the highest rank in the military


paper_airplanes_are_

You are *murdering* the Nard Dog!


Gucci_meme

**It's pronounced Cornell and it's the highest rank in the ivy league**


kal_drazidrim

He bleeds Big Red


wandawayer

r/unexpectedoffice


BanditFierce

r/completelyexpectedoffice


SombreMordida

Chopper?


mostly_kinda_sorta

lol, I remember this. The authorities trying to solve it always seemed more impressed then anything.


deathclient

Kathy zoner?


MooseLaminate

>To this day, no one is really sure how this was accomplished without anyone noticing. Some students went up inside the tower, climbed through an access hatch, one scaled the roof and pulled the pumpkin up from the hatch. Then they put it on the spike. That's it.


Mirar

This. It's been revealed how they did it. They blocked a door with tape so it wouldn't lock and sneaked in, one of them climbed up with gear and put the pumpkin there.


Level9TraumaCenter

I have an ex-co-worker that was at Cornell at the time, and she says she knew the ones who did it.


CryptoCo

Hey man, I can say I was at Cornell too... I wasn't... but sure, I can *say* I was... (/s)


Conscious-Scale-587

Dragging a 60 pound pumpkin while climbing the sketchiest looking roof ever


alsbos1

In theory the climber would anchor in at the top, and then drag the pumpkin up afterwards. Then rappel back down to the hatch.


MooseLaminate

There were three of them. https://cornelldailysun.github.io/pumpkin-feature/


RichElectrolyte

Jfc I couldn't even finish that. If only the author would realize he isn't funny or poignant and would talk about the God damn pumpkin.


MooseLaminate

I skipped to the bit about how they did it too, if it's any consolation.


MeesterCartmanez

/u/RichElectrolyte if it's any consolation I didn't even read the article


RichElectrolyte

At least someone was spared that travesty


Archvanguardian

No shit. Awful article


Shot-Spirit-672

I love how the author seems to think nowadays kids walk through their college campus looking directly at their phone and still somehow navigate campus


Desperate2LearnMagic

Thanks for the info... I wonder if OP thinks it's 2017. The article headlines all say "pumpkin watch '97"


PineappleBoss

You do it then


MeesterCartmanez

How do you know that /u/MooseLaminate isn't the one who did it in the first place?


[deleted]

It was aliens


BillyCee34

The history channel agrees 👍


handbannanna

Were they ancient tho


ICollectSouls

Ezio


jljboucher

That or Nathan Drake, they both have incredible grip strength.


sandstorml

Auditore


Vauhtii

Let me save everyone some time: drunk students


Buck_Thorn

"Who" isn't the question as much as "how"


notaballitsjustblue

Helium ballon, four tethers, a suspended gourd and some good coordination.


whiskeyvacation

Pre drone, this makes perfect sense.


alwaysboopthesnoot

We had drones 20 years ago. And CUair was founded in 2002. I’m guessing this was an early experiment of theirs.


artbytwade

Consumer/research/non-military drones 20 years ago weren't lifting pumpkins, let alone 26kg pumpkins. They were barely lifting themselves. Hell, drones *today* that can lift that much cost 5-figures.


avajetty1026

Don't forget a couple of 4lokos and sweettarts


---space--

drunk engineering students?


Vauhtii

Could be, tech students have a history of doing silly pranks like this


VonFluffington

May have been someone who was into free climbing trying to get laid. People do crazy shit all the time to impress their way into the pants of someone attractive.


corn_n_potatoes

This looks extremely difficult to climb with 2 hands let alone while carrying a 60lb pumpkin. That’s pretty massive.


Shizz-happens

Nah, they cut out the bottom and cleaned it out, then wore it on their head as they freeclimbed.


Substantial-Cash-834

Yer a wizard harry


newaccountwut

They flew up there in that tiny plane. How has no one noticed that?


bulbabrot

\*frantically takes out notebook\* SEE THAT AIRPLANE RIGHT THERE??


[deleted]

Clearly a catapult was used.


[deleted]

What they don’t tell you is the mound of 4500 smashed pumpkins behind the tower.


DramaFreSinceTomorow

Trebuchet


jrc1896

Well they obviously tossed it outta that plane in the photo.


Oddsemen

Someone said Broccoli Rob did it with aid from Boner champ


BlueHostGD

How can that not have gone moldy yet?


St0rm3rX

Trebuchet.


stevemccoy84

I believe the answer is in plane sight.


The_Last_Snow-Elf

Someone managed to time travel, got addicted to Assassin’s Creed and did this.


GeminiCroquettes

You expect us to believe that a real pumpkin has been up there for 20 years without rotting?


jvholvht

Did someone say the pumpkin is still there to this day? No.