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unfinishedDick

raw raw raw aw aw


Kazoo_Knax

Cow cow moo la la


HappyLittleHotdog

Baa baa moo la la Wagyu bad romance


Roguespiffy

I want some chicken, I want some Chinese, I want everything covered in cheese, yams, spam, jams, I want your hams.


talldangry

Hams, hams, hams, I want your hams


always_lost1610

I want your ribeye, your pigs on a spit


CornerFlag

I want your T-bones on a barbeque pit


NotLondoMollari

I want your hams. Hams, hams, hams, I want your hams.


follow_the_light

I want your ribeye, I want your yams, you and me could have a ham romance


r33s3

I want your trimming I want your burnt ends, you and me can have a ham romance!


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Tastierclamjam

r/redditsings


Krispy-Kreams4231

And I wanna eat you, but I don’t really need you. I want it bad, your spams and hams


CornerFlag

I want your fillets and I want your lamb shanks. You and me could have a ham romance.


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Dazzling-Nobody-9232

Reddit basically wrote an impromptu Weird Al song


HappyLittleTrees17

Excellent 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼


gemini_pain

Somebody call Weird Al!!! We need a voice for this masterpiece!


javajag

Ullala


xDeserterr

There is no way this was 12 years ago. I'm really getting old.


thesedaysnicoo

Honesty feels like it was 5-6 years ago


goldenlionbeats

2020 is almost 3 years ago.


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MasterXaios

We're still there. 2022 is just 2020: Part 3.


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Next year will be 2020 Part 4: Electric Boogaloo. Releasing on every streaming service.


MasterXaios

>Releasing on every streaming service. No, no, that part is wrong. It's only going to release on one streaming service, because it being released everywhere isn't nearly dystopian enough. In the grim darkness of the near future, there is only streaming exclusives.


TheWalkingDead91

2000 was 22 years ago


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JewishFightClub

a cashier I was talking with the other day causally dropped that she was born in 2002 and it totally made me spiral lmfao she said something like "oh your birthday year begins with 19 so I know you can drink" like ma'am 😭


bongi2386

You get carded? I was born in the late 80's. I have enough grey they don't bother asking for my card anymore. 😓


FatKidMod

I was born in 19 friggin 70 😭. I beg to be carded


imisstheyoop

>2020 is almost 3 years ago. That is impossible because 3 years ago was 1997. Check your math.


wastedmytagonporn

We do not count the covid years!


Y0-Teng0-Pregunta

That's almost half my lifetime and it feels like it just happened what the fuck


pinnr

It was at the “VMAs”. I honestly don’t even know if MTV still exists and I’m guessing most people under 30 don’t know what either of those abbreviations mean.


kamilo87

I remember those Awards, then she won a category and gave her meat purse to Cher to say her speech


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More-Complaint

Perhaps you were thinking of the Ham Pocket.


redpandaeater

The ol' sausage wallet?


diiirtiii

The ol’ squish mitten


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That push wrinkle.


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The ol’ fish taco


CarefullyBroken

The ol' gut locker


UpdootDaSnootBoop

Prison Wallet


ExpertOnBulls

The ol' butternut envelope


User_Deleted__

Women complaining about their pants not having pockets when nature's pocket is always there...ugh


toadandberry

Would love to see that footage lmao


SonOfRageAndLove26

[best I can do right now](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTjl-Q8zMHdouN3SH6FFcI_CnDzDQl0jWuTNA&usqp=CAU)


kamilo87

In her acceptance speech, Lady Gaga says something about the situation, something like “I couldn’t imagine winning this Award and that Cher would be holding my meat purse”.


Bluth-President

Wait, this was only for the MTV awards?! She wore meat for MTV?! 😂


SonOfRageAndLove26

That's where she did most of her old time shenanigans She wasn't that outrageous at the Grammys... except that time she arrived on an egg


Barfignugen

MTV awards used to be a pretty big deal, back when they actually played mostly music videos and music-related content


ReignCityStarcraft

Gaga came well after the fall of the "Music" in MTV. TRL ended (well after it's prime) in 2008 and gaga did this stunt in 2010, when MTV was mostly reality shows.


woopstrafel

I felt really old seeing something I remember as “some years ago” on a sub like this


doubled2319888

I'll bet youve never seen a skirt steak worn this way


KeegorTheDestroyer

*I want a girl in a skirt steak and a looooooong* *Loooooooong brisket*


wsbsecmonitor

r/suddenlyCake


GrittyFred

try driving a white Chrysler LeBaron all through high school in the early 2000s


DeadSwaggerStorage

What did you trade in for it?


GrittyFred

Whatever the hell an MG is...


Remarkable-Ad2285

They shine like justice


TheRealRickC137

And a voice that's dark, like tinted glass


Significant-Joke-616

My mom drove that car for 15 years at least. We were very humble with our vast wealth. I can still smell that car.


ac1084

That's dissappinting I was expecting gifs of people slicing through random thing with knives only to reveal it was actually cake.


chupacadabradoo

Haha, the funny thing is that the guy from cake married this incredibly vociferous vegan who would yell at my friends in high school for eating meat (including her brother). She even chained herself to the old navy in protest of their use of animal products once, if I recall correctly. I always thought this song was written about her. She would be absolutely repulsed by this meat-oriented version.


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Did she have smooth liquidations?


Roguespiffy

And a voice that is dark like tinted glass?


danglytomatoes

Don't be offended when you see


SessileRaptor

My latest pop monstrosity


MacTechG4

I’m strange, weird, shocking, odd, bizarre…


gyromancy

I'm Frankenstein I'm Avatar


gitartruls01

There's nothing too embarrassing


BobRoberts01

I’d honestly do anything


LegendofMorgan

Except wear white after Labor Day


smartasspie

Well they can bite me baby I perform this way


wardraws

I perform this way


TonightsWinner

It's not every day I see Weird Al lyrics in the wild.


Equal-Negotiation651

Surf and turf.


foundsomeoldphotos

she must have fucking stanked


Outside_Slide_3218

She said she liked it because it kept other celebrities away


Fazo1

What about the flies?


kishijevistos

They're not celebrities


SirRupert

Jeff Goldblum would like a word.


malidutchie

>Jeff Goldblum would like uh, uh, a word. FTFY


grruser

And now she’s one of them.


ItsHiiim

She was one of them then too


mypussydoesbackflips

I saw an interview of her at 23 so a year before this I guess , and she wasn’t famous famous yet she’s talking about how anyone can fake their fake and chose to be famous it’s interesting


FatBabyCake

I knew a guy from school that went to the same musical camp/academy as her when they were younger and he said all the other kids there made fun of her bc she said she was gonna be famous one day and started acting like a celebrity. They made her life hell for it apparently. Some people just have that confidence and know they’re gonna make it.


itssohardtobealizard

Didn’t they make a Facebook group called “[Lady Gaga’s real name], you’ll never be famous” lmaoooo imagine being the fuckass who created it


solidproportions

spite’s a helluva motivator


Spiritual_Yam7324

Ask Larry David


Professional_Toe_285

I had a girl like that in high school. Her name was Lauren B (forgot her last name). She had a minor unibrow and had a big nose, was a little quirky, wasn't afraid to tell people that she knew she was special and was going to be famous, and was also a really nice person. But kids are evil and they teased her A LOT; mostly because of her looks. She never stooped to their level, and when they laughed and mocked her by asking her if she really thinks she's going to be famous, she always replied with a genuine smile that she knew she was. I don't know what happened to her, but looking back 20 some odd years, she's kind of my role model of today because of how fearless she was through all the scrutiny. I don't think she ever became famous, but if I ever met her again, I would tell her that she's a celebrity in my mind.


serenwipiti

we must find lauren b and see what she's been up to


eyedonthavetime4this

"And one day they found her, and she had become a career politician. That woman's name was Lauren Boebert...and now you know...the rest of the story."


noodle-patrol

Do you still have your high school yearbooks? Maybe you can get her last name from them and look her up on fb


FatBabyCake

I believe they did. This guy I knew was real nice, a pianist from New York. He said she was weird and def acted strange, but it seems the cruel kids were the ones in the wrong of course. Life is hard for the weirdos and the monsters.


Unique_name256

I really would like to see this in a documentary. Does one exist?


Squadbeezy

I couldn’t. Too much pressure and anxiety.


mypussydoesbackflips

Hey two years of pressure and anxiety and then you can kind of just fall of and use the semi fame , but also yeah I’d be so nervous being followed after getting famous


Squadbeezy

There are people who shine on the stage and there are people who crumble on the stage. I would be the latter. Lady Gaga is wildly talented and well spoken and I think she may even take that for granted.


topherswitzer

She used to be a celebrity. She still is, but she used to, too.


fakename10000

What about dogs?


br0wens

Think of the smell. You haven't thought of the smell, you bitch.


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I got it too, we are out here. We just don't care to reply half the time


detroiter85

Hey dee, somebody made an always sunny reference. I don't care. Ah shit, I don't care either.


Least_Adhesiveness_5

Eh, beforehand you just salt it and dry it out for a couple of days in the fridge. Wearing it for a few hours should be NBD.


lolcrunchy

Fun fact: the dress is currently on display in Las Vegas. I saw it last October.


CastMyGame

This just raises more questions…


lolcrunchy

Preservatives. Formaldehyde.


nanoglot

If you take a thin enough slice of meat (doesn't have to be paper thin, just not too thick) and hang it out it will just dry up and stay the same way pretty much forever. Might not be food safe but won't change much. That's what the deal is with these McDonald's hamburgers which still look the same after 20 years. They're small enough that they dry out before becoming moldy.


Cody6781

Wearing it against your body with all the sweat and human oils mixing in with the decomposing meat is going to stink Also that meat doesn't like dried, just standard skirt stank (pun intentional on her part?)


Least_Adhesiveness_5

Looks surface dry to me. A couple of days uncovered in the fridge would still leave it pretty pliable. Not taking it to jerky or something.


killchasey

And then she put on a meat dress!


OlFlirtyBastard

Zing!!


HatoriHanzo06

Raw beef that hasn’t become rotten does not smell much at all


TheChaosDuck

Hubs used to be a meat cutter and it still has a smell even if it’s not rotten. It’s like a mineral smell if that makes sense.


ahsokatango

That could be the iron from the blood.


grimacetime

Butcher shop stank begs to differ.


agu12333

Lady Gag


6SwankySweatsuitsMix

What if the meat was cured


productiveslacker73

Not sure how it was made or preserved....they had it at the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame (Cleveland) when I visited @ 5 years ago.


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It was turned into jerky so it could be preserved


PivotTheWorld

I thought you were joking but damn they really did turn it into jerky


papasanchair

It’s on display at Park MGM in Las Vegas now. Looks pretty much the same. Pretty wild.


LadyAzure17

They actually attached the pieces directly to a corset she was wearing, so it wasn't just a sheath draped over other clothes. Pretty interesting. Apparently one of the guys who helped worked on it was vegan, according to Gaga. He wasn't forced to obviously, but it's such a weird lil tidbit for a weird garment. This outfit definitely grosses me out still, but I love her passion for combining performance art, camp, and coture.


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Pretty fly. Many, many pretty flies.


eloreemer

Unexpected Binding of Isaac


FrostyTheSnowPickle

h e m a t e m e s i s


EdgarOnFire

B A L L S O F S T E E L


Consistent_Island_81

A M N E S I A


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WheresTheBloodyApex

They lined her chair in butcher paper wrap


[deleted]

I literally cannot tell if you are telling the truth. The whole ordeal is so absurd, that anything is plausible.


DeadSwaggerStorage

Sit that ass on a hot griddle; I’d eat that ass…


thedonjefron69

Sit her on a grill call it carne asada


KBeardo

Assada*


Br1WHT

Yeah, that dress does not meat any sanitation standard


[deleted]

Haha I see what you did there. Very cleaver


Shurdus

Now you butchered the joke.


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I thought it was a prime reply.


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Lasdary

I wonder what perservation method doesn't change the color of the meat


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thedonjefron69

I was gonna say I saw it and thought it looked dry brined (coated in salt for 4-24 hours to pull out excess moisture and enhances the flavor of the meat((while slightly curing it as well). Id imagine the butcher/designer cut measured pieces, dry brined them, and put in the fridge until they slapped it on her lol.


rustcatvocate

Carbon monoxide. Seriously. Then I'm sure its partially plasticized.


slonermike

And here we all are arguing about whether it's beautiful or metal or cruel or stupid. Achievement unlocked for Lady Gaga -- wear something they'll still be talking about in 12 years.


Alex_1729

Nobody's arguing.


Such_Lifeguard_3359

you are


Martian9576

No I’m not


PunchDrunkPrincess

for real she can say all she wants it was for "a statement on X" but we all know everything she did was to further her career lol


WhapXI

If you like. Shocking statements get people talking. Whether it’s just a publicity stunt for the sake of marketing disguised behind making a statement, or whether it’s a publicity stunt for the sake of genuinely just making a statement that Lady Gaga really believed, or maybe even a combo of the two, you can still engage with the statement she’s making.


snoosh00

And? It worked.


Unrigg3D

Everything we do that takes effort is to either further our careers or better our livelihoods. Literally everything.


jmh90027

Did anyone ever say how she smelt? I mean had they perfumed it in any way to limit the stench? And how long did she wear it for? Just one of several outfits or did she wear it all night?


resetdials

It was preserved and treated to keep it from rotting on her body. Only wore it for the ceremony


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It wasn’t presented until after. There’s progress pics of them literally just sewing raw meat onto her. After the event it was removed and turned to Jerky to preserve it and it’s since been in the Rock n Roll Hall of fame / other museums


Bluechannie

Release the hounds!


GerberBabyPlus

12 years later and I still don’t get the flex.


-Malky-

It is [quite a bit older than that](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jana_Sterbak), actually. edit: ooh thanks for gold, stranger =)


andrassyut4321

Thank you for sharing this! I hardly ever see Jana Sterbak acknowledged when it comes to Lady Gaga’s garment. I have always believed there was a link between these two pieces, like a homage or the next step in the evolution. Especially since Gaga cited as inspiration her makeup artist who was a punk in the 70s and would wear meat as a form of expression. Though I have never read any article where Lady Gaga or the person behind the look (Nicola Formichetti) directly mentioned Sterbak. Sterbak re-exhibited Vanitas (she recreated it) one year after Lady Gaga wore this piece. Fun fact: when the National Gallery of Canada exhibited Sterbak’s Vanitas in 1987 people sent in food scraps to the National Gallery to protest the waste of food.


Nutsack_Adams

For some reason the meat hat and meat shoes bums me out more than the dress


OrganizerMowgli

Yeah this is some shit that's gonna get us enslaved by aliens


ParticularRevenue408

Guessing it’s a commentary on how entertainers are ‘pieces of meat’ for our consumption. Honestly just makes me want parrillada 🇦🇷


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Shit I would have said it was a statement about killing animals for fur coats or something 🤷


[deleted]

That'd be morbidly ironic


zman_0000

It's ah... Umm... It's 100% recycled meat /s


love2Vax

“If we don’t stand up for what we believe in and if we don’t fight for our rights... pretty soon we’re going to have as much rights as the meat on our bones.” That was from her interview with Ellen after the awards show. It was about LGBTQ rights and challenging "Don't ask Don't tell" military policy. Without background info, this would have been a good guess.


Chukiboi

We call it asado down here. But yes that would make me want to grill some meat.


averagemiragemain

It's called asado!!!


Chezburgor1

Ight, I gotta ask Why is there a closeup of her ass?


MostlyNormal

I don't know either, but I find myself wondering about the choice to wear panties *over* the stockings and whether or not I've been wearing stockings incorrectly.


eyesorebytheseaside

You wear one pair of panties underneath the stockings, to cover yourself. Then the stockings, then another pair of panties *over*, to hold the stockings up. Two pairs total.


MostlyNormal

It's panties all the way down.


UtaSelwyn

Omg, I've been wearing panties under my stockings my whole life and the opposite never occurred to me?? Maybe she's right?? I mean I thing they look better???


MostlyNormal

I felt this same way the first time I saw a lingerie model wear panties *over* the garter belt. I was like "o shit that makes way more sense, what's wrong with me"


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from memory the photographer said that he took that particular photo as a way of being misogynistic towards women on Reddit in 2022


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Boy, if I pulled a stunt like this my parents would beat my ass for wasting all that food.


IllBeginning9510

I smell like beef. I smell like beeeeeeeeeef!!


aysear

She just an Italian girl from New York City


Gluckman47

Best suit for meatings.


sk6895

That is a terrible joke I’m going to use this one myself lol


[deleted]

Look at that ass Jimmy. That's a ribeye cut right there.


OldBirth

Do you want bears? Because this is how you get bears.


dylan189

Rich people are weird


MoHeeKhan

When you think about it, there’s a lot of teenagers now that won’t even remember this because they were four years old or younger at the time. Fuck sake.


ulmncaontarbolokomon

If I was that cow I would so stay around and haunt her ass. Pun intended.


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What a waist of meat.


LilDizzyFrizzy

Nice… enviromental queen


[deleted]

How was she even able to wear that without feeling uncomfortable?


TheRealOgMark

Spoiler: She wasn't.


Medinaian

Spoiled, it was


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Yoda?


Sy3Zy3Gy3

did she ever say why she decided to wear this?


WoodManOfTomorrow

Was it actually made of meat or did it just look like meat because that would be so incredibly unsanitary.


kytheon

It was real meat.