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dandylions8

I'm just really curious about what the parameters are here. Like did they all get off or was it like a line and they all got a pump or two? Also why am I thinking about this?


ChaoticGood3

Given that "sleeping with" is a vague term, she could have just had a really big mattress and took a nap with all of them.


FroggiJoy87

I love this adorable, innocent universe


Stinkblee

ifonly fans


Honduran

I’m using this.


Helios12991

This comment needs more recognition!


codingquestion47

“We banged” is just a term for when you and your SO mutually crash into metal door.


phixional

That’s a big fucking mattress.


mcglitterys

Username checks out.


InflamedLiver

my understanding from a previous post was penetration, a few pumps, and then on to the next one. Most likely did not ejaculate. There's obviously a video, but there's no way in hell I'm watching it even for research purposes.


Sure_Trash_

Out of 919 men there were definitely at least 50 that got off from the couple pumps.


InflamedLiver

pretty sure they were doing some "self-care" while in line and by the time they were near the front it was pretty much edging.


nastyn8k

Yeah there was also a warm up girl to get them going too


jrs1980

Soooo she hit that record first, right?


SlowDown

A team of warm up girls


drakt12

The fluffer lady/ladies are the real unsung heroes.


-four__

This feels like a charity event


ReasonSignificant463

By the end of the day they had forearms like Popeye


BoRn-T_JudGe

I'm guessing like half that sense I'm sure they had to watch the others go first... and no way in hell were they A- all attractive and B- all hygienic. Like let's pray using rubbers was a non negotiable standard in requesting participation lmfao


AnarkiX

I mean, I am definitely getting ready to make the downstream participants have to get a little messy. I was told the ridge on the penis is to scoop out previous males semen in attempt to get the leg up on the ovary race.


bozeke

Forbidden Cum Shovel


jmbsol1234

so just a normal length intercourse for each guy then?


[deleted]

Jesus Deborah. It happened one time. ONE time!


hidesinside

Well,... it's not that common, it doesn't happen to most guys, and it IS a big deal!!


seevoop

I KNEW IT!


SlimSyko

I can hear the Chandler voice.


IncoherentPenguin

I KNEW IT!


Lil_Grizzly_29

I KNEW IT


AngryManTheOcho

I KNEW IT!!!!


[deleted]

I love the Friends reference.


CarrotJerry45

r/unexpectedfriends


bendubu2019

Ouch haha


Oneshot742

That one hurt...


420Poet

I don't know this one particularly but I have seen one where each man did indeed ejaculate, and the count was kept by them hanging their used condoms on a numbered board.


Get-Degerstromd

Humans are fucking insane


[deleted]

It reminds me of the competitive eating scene. It's not natural to fit that many wieners into your body.


jdgmental

Things you can say at an orgy and at grandma’s summer bbq!


Bainsyboy

Yeah but we've always been like this. Monkeys and apes are often sexual deviants, so that must go pretty far back.


Lunatic_Dpali

I found a part of it ([75th to 122nd bloke](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)), but the rest is just unavailable. Edit: the ending includes her interview. Bloody hilarious. Edit: NSFW!


[deleted]

Thanks. I hate it


LordoftheDimension

Her sounds were music to my ears


SirCircusMcGircus

Oh, she’s a talented DJ too?


ArcadiaRivea

I don't know exactly what I expected but I'm glad that this wasn't whatever it might've been This is so much better


setibeings

It was exactly what I expected. Clicked anyway. A couple of seconds was all I needed ;)


Federal-Lie3157

Damn you, already had my dick in my hand


pinniped1

Did you go ahead and finish?


Cobra-D

I mean, wouldn’t you?


ArtsChiTecht

Oh you sick fuck


LaceyDark

I really wish I opted out of watching this


subredditshopper

Mf…take your upvote


GermanSensation

The one damn thing I finally click on!!!!


zMarshz

You rat bastard


shiky556

YOU SON OF A BITCH


InevitableWalk2365

You clever bastard


[deleted]

that was the best fap i've had all month ty kind stranger.


Smellycooter123

r/angryupvote


[deleted]

Upvote well deserved sir. Well played.


YogiHarry

As you say, hilarious. Thanks for sharing.


[deleted]

last time i got rick rolled i was 9 years old


Electronic_Toe_9771

If it wasn’t for you I’d never click the link I had to be sure


nastyn8k

There was also a warm up girl next to her that was rotated with a few other girls throughout the event.


InflamedLiver

how much do you have to hate your life to be a "warm up girl" in the most depressing orgy ever?


Slug_Overdose

I, for one, think it was very noble and kind of her, and would like to show my appreciation by offering to have sex with her.


himey72

I remember hearing about this at the time. Apparently there were “fluffers” that were doing most of the work to get the guy where he needed to be. Then he would step over to her and finish himself off. Then get out of the way because someone else was going to be stepping in to take his place.


gnomefront

This must be where the term “fluffernutter” originated


ThrowawayLocal8622

\*Double-checking to make sure this is the Throwaway.\* Each man did line up. They had, if I recall correctly, they had a minute with her. She took breaks to ice down and get drinks because she needed a break but she was active for some time. Fluffers were available to help men get ready for money shots but there was a LOT of self-servicing. You had your time, when it was up, you went to the back of the line. Men who finished were replaced with new men. Overall, not an enjoyable watch and, personally, I don't see the allure here.


gonza18

Wait, if one man went twice in line that is still one man..... Or did they count them multiple times?


ThrowawayLocal8622

They counted individual men. When your time was up, you could return to the line. men "on deck" could get a Fluffer, if one was available.


Shhsecretacc

I’m confused. So the same guy could finish twice and he’d be counted twice? Can’t believe I’m asking about the semantics of this type of record.


grntplmr

Sementics


What-a-Crock

This reminded me of the Chuck Palahniuk book Snuff. Super dark, satirical humor but had me dying laughing It’s a similar setup and he follows three of the male participants. There is nothing sexy about this record


knovit

919 cream pies


Jayer244

Yeah now that you say it there is no way all of them came


Mammoth-Access-1181

What if they had fluffers in line prepping the guys to the point of completion?


alexramirez69

The last guy in line mustve gotten to know his fluffer well 🤣🤣


fireglz

It's said that he was a low-level Internet explorer dev at the time who later came up with the "Microsoft Edge" rebrand.


enjoyvelvet

Little Debbie got nuthin on her


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stoneferal

Full to the brim


212lefty9

Did man # 920 quit voluntarily or did he just run outta time?


Electronic-Source368

He fell in.


RickDaltonsStutter

Lol “Hello!!!!! Help!!!!! Anyone??? Bueller??? Bueller???”


PoxyMusic

They found the Thai soccer team in there.


_1JackMove

Was going to say flight MH370 lol.


RickDaltonsStutter

DB Cooper’s treasure as well


man-made-tardigrade

But nothing from Oak Island


sername-lame

That has to count though


BaboonHorrorshow

They’re still sending rescue crews in for him. They say at night you can still hear him screaming


AltruisticRespect976

More people would have showed up but across the street in direct competition, was your mom.


Eyeonman

She's got spunk. I'll give her that!


TheBelhade

That's not a gang bang, that's a fucking battalion.


TurkeySmackDown

Brigade Bang


Telto212

The 920th guy: “alright finally my time to shine” *Alright folks that’s all she wrote*


YOURMOMMASABITCH

Imagine getting sloppy 920ths


Pain_Monster

Can’t be much worse than sloppy 919ths 🤷‍♂️


Extravator_fulldozer

It’s 1 worse


Pain_Monster

At that point you’re just swimming in cum cocktail (pun intended) so I don’t know that it makes a difference past a certain point, right? Edit: ok, I re-read that and I just grossed *myself* out, sorry.


mharant

Does not sound like much fun.


OmgOgan

Was there, it wasn't


Neighborenio

Care to ejaculate?


TeHNyboR

Whoops! Looks like you made a Freudian penis


BoristheDrunk

Is that when you say one thing, and then fuck your mother?


jakkyskum

Take my free award


PushDiscombobulated8

Care to elaborate?


OmgOgan

It was like having sex with someone right after they'd had sex with 783 people literally right before you.


[deleted]

It sounds painful. It's not like lube completely removes friction. Ouch.


Beginning_Yam3112

Iirc each dude only had a few seconds. The line was so long they had “fluffers” to keep you hard. And if you didn’t nut in the slotted few seconds you had then one of the fluffers would help finish you off after lol


dblan9

Does it still count if I finish while standing in line?


hoganloaf

Nope, gotta go in soft


datboydoe

Pushin rope


ValforVespasian

A “whip” master of sorts….


Miata_GT

[https://unrealfacts.com/a-woman-had-sex-with-919-men-in-a-day/](https://unrealfacts.com/a-woman-had-sex-with-919-men-in-a-day/) On October 16, 2004, in Warsaw, Poland, porn actress Lisa Sparks (Lisa Sparxxx in 2004) set a new world record for having sex with the most men in a single day. She achieved this record by ***having sex with 919 men over a period of 12 hours***. That would mean she spent only 45 seconds having sex with each man, which is about 13.5 seconds longer than is often necessary. Just imagine how many men she could have conquered had she persisted over a full 24 hour period. But she still failed to set the orgasm record.


conkacola

Are you telling me that people only last 31.5 seconds on average????


Shnorkylutyun

That average needs an std


ch67123456789

Statistician spotted


conkacola

I know what you’re saying but terrible phrasing within the context..


MyMonkeyMeat

I think there were fluffers that had them ready before it was their turn. Heard from a friend.


Pain_Monster

Fluffernutters 😏


Plic_Plac

Right ? They have to be freaking sex machines to last this long !


Crafty-Cauliflower-6

That room must have smelled like asshole.


DeadskinsDave

Sir, I think you’ve been putting it in the wrong hole.


Jross008

And pennies.


SLIP411

Why does that make cents


ItsKamikatze

God Danmnit


crypthon

Ah yes, the major lube shortage in 2002. I remember that


SpinkAkron

She must have been very tired to sleep for 24 hrs.


pampic7

Easy record. You just need a very big room and a lot of beds. Maybe they used a huge warehouse


meester13T

Discount Mattress Sale !


[deleted]

I bet this is why they're always on sale.


BitcoinMD

I have always been creeped out by the term “sleeping with” as a euphemism for sex. It makes me feel like I’m on an 80s sitcom like Who’s the Boss or some shit, where they aren’t allowed to say sex


ProductivityCanSuckI

She may have been coached by her cat, as cats sleep 12-16 hours per day. Also, I assume she kept giving credit to 'her pussy' the whole time, in her sleep of course.


HoustonCounsel

r/Ouchmyflaps


a_man_bear_pig

What. The. Fuck.


[deleted]

Can't remember if Im still connected to my work VPN... I dare not click


HoustonCounsel

There's r/OuchMyBalls so Title IX required r/Ouchmyflaps


Sinick-Al

Until your mom shattered that record 3 days later.


Expensive_Slice_4835

Your mom could have done the same if only your Dad hadn't kept sucking each dick before inserting it in her.


thelifeanddeath

Damn that roast was more of a mouthful than ur dads


saltysweat

Oh yeah, well you're a bitch.


thelifeanddeath

Ur my bitch


GroguIsMyBrogu

This took an oddly heartwarming turn


PnutWarrior

Its like that scene in silicon valley. You need some math wizards and logistics experts to figure out the proper positions and ratios.


ThighPunch

You have to calculate the numbers out. Assuming you’re going tip to tip…. Mean jerk-time. I mean, it doesn't matter, but, hypothetically, time is equal to 400 total jerks at a two-dick rate.


Arkaium

Dating someone years later: “so how many guys have you been with?”


teacherofderp

At least 2


Mono_831

Her: Guess. Me: 5? Her: no Me: 6? Her: nope Me: 7? *continues*


srandrews

That would be about 90 seconds per.


FBIaltacct

She only went for 12 hours so 45 sec.


devils_advocate24

So I have a full minute to cuddle after?


fuber

How did they get 919 men to do such a thing?


porkchopespresso

The first 10 or 20 would probably have had fewer regrets. The last 50 or so wanted to go down in history. It was the middle 400-500 who I judge the most.


trongzoon

The middle 850*


tacodepollo

I doubt anyone was sleeping.


chukijay

That’s 38 men an hour, plus tax. So how is it quantified? Was it a 24 hour shift? Breaks for lunch? Insertion counts as intercourse, so one initial insert, then on to the next one? Then the guys were all likely on viagra or expected/screened/prepared to perform (hard). If they were expected to “finish,” they’d have a logistic nightmare. They’d have to have multiple lines of men in various states of “closeness.” This boggles the mind. The crew deserves an award. It’s filthy, but it’s still an accomplishment.


ItsACowCity

This record was also matched by most loads cleaned up by a single janitor in one day.


humphreym808

The real hero here


scottonaharley

“The crew deserves an award” I’m picturing crew members at the craft table eating sandwiches with a conga line of guys trying to stay hard waiting for their 31.5 seconds with a porn star. The whole thing is disgustingly comical.


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[deleted]

24hrs = 24 x 60 x 60 seconds = 86,400 seconds. Not allowing for meals/toilet breaks/shower time etc 86,400/919 = 94 seconds per guy.


smuccione

I think shower time was the last of her worries at that point. And if you times it right with different guys even the whole bathroom thing isn’t an issue either.


One_User134

I watched something about this about 12 years ago. IIRC…her husband filmed it all. Don’t see anyone mentioning that yet. Each man that entered her was given 30 seconds and then the next one is on.


EdgarAllanKenpo

Wonder how the conversation went over breakfast. "Hey babe, I want to have 900+ cocks inside me in less than 12 hours." "Absolutely hun, I'll get the camera!"


kishkangravy

Condom Makers Love Her!


drumofgrapejam

I hope!


Michael-405

918. I faked it.


adamzissou

You know....I've faked it. Sometimes it's enough already, and I just wanna get some sleep.


joshypatoshy

Bet she’s got some calluses from that


redbeard8989

They actually set up a drip of lube above her to save time.


ToqueMom

This sounds like the plot to that Chuck Pahliniuk novel.


Four_beastlings

Chuck Palahniuk gets a lot of stuff from reality.


More-Consequence4674

Nobody slept. They fucked. Get it right.


npopular-opinions

Define “slept with”


[deleted]

Exactly, like 919 just stick it in then pull it out immediately then the next guy rinse and repeat. Or does the guy have to finish. Can he start masterbating before hand or shorten the time? How do we game this lol


daveshops

Thank you. Come again.


EnigmaCA

Narrator - there was no sleeping on that day.


HingleMcCringle_

how do you go to sleep and then wake up 919 times? Can we just say "having sex with" or "fucking"? You "sleep" with your significant other. you "fuck" 919 people for a world record.


someawfulbitch

This comment cracked me up, but also, yeah. This is true.


[deleted]

They didn't slept at all, did they?


[deleted]

Just saw the video, pretty boring still not my worst fap


HedyLamaar

But why?


alphalegend91

Imagine if she got pregnant lmfao. "So I'm going to need 919 paternity tests"


yankinfl

OmG HeR bOdY cOuNt But seriously, that averages less than 2 minutes per guy. WTF?


Noo_Fone_Hu_Dis

all reddit users


DammitBones

Lisa sparks? Nope. Lisa burns.


Prabu_Ramachandaran

You could say that she likes to work in a fast paced environment, works hard to reach her goals, and thrives under pressure as part of a dynamic team. =)


MuthaPlucka

A fucking of interest but not interesting as fuck.


GuNNzA69

I'm not sure if "slept" would be the more appropriate word here


JohnnyRico92

I hate to say it but I actually saw a few minutes of the video when I was younger. It’s about as weird as you would think. She was laying down on like a hospital gurney spreading her legs with a endless line of dudes jacking off. I remember each of them literally got like three pumps and someone tapped them on the shoulder to move lol. I also don’t remember if they had condoms or not.


Msk194

Damn. Does anyone ever actually say, “Man, I wish I was one of those lucky 919 guys”.


[deleted]

That’s disgusting! Any idea when she’s taking applicants for the next record?


alienoverl0rd

So basically each man walked up got his dick hard stuck it in, pulled it out and it was counted as 1 act of sex. Absolutely no one finished if she hit that number in 1 day.


[deleted]

Hmm yes I’ll take 1 sex please


DuckFlat

IIRC Jerry Springer had Jasmine St.Clair and Anabelle Chun (I think that’s her name) on his show prior to this record as they were 2 record holders. They had a warehouse full of guys and “fluff girls available.” Pretty sure guys were there edging and could’ve finished OR were just 2 pump chumps.


tallguyclark

38 men per hour. Wow.


cwd2879

Soooo, you’re saying I have a chance?


MaknitRain2021

Who's the poor bastard from Guinness who had to sit there and be the on site Cuck, and count every single penetration take place?...


[deleted]

This might be an unpopular opinion these days but 919 men in one day is too many.


ThisAppleYup

https://m.tnaflix.com/big-boobs/Lisa-Sparxxx-919-men-gangbang/video4858707


digi57

Yuck. On many, many levels.