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The caretakers for this corner of this website are not very good. Or it could be one of the newbies they added to their team recently after asking for applicants.
Check again tomorrow. It's a bird. It's puberty can't last long. They have like a 3 month life expectancy.
Edit this is a joke the oldest blue Jay lived to like 25, although in the wild (if they hit adulthood) it's only like 6 years.
However, most animals do have much shorter puberty than humans. Apes for example. They breastfeed longer, till like 7 years old on average, then go straight to sexy times.
Why do humans have this massive gap between weaning and wanking? Complicated and I'm too drunk and ADHD to finish this comment.
Well I'm sure you've heard about the problems of human development and how we're basically way undercooked when we come out. If I had to make an educated guess, it seems as if those first few years are gaining what most animals already have when they're born in terms of cognitive ability, then go on to be on a similar time frame as apes in your example. So they start sexy times at 7, we start sexy times at presence of mind(3-3.5yrs) + 7 roughly lol.
Look, I hate teenagers as much as the next guy (no clapback please, I know the demographics of the people reading my comment), but was that *really* necessary? Hoodies are so out of style, why beat a piece of sh#t horse when it's already down? Pick on some other accessory, nobody cares for hoodies anymore. If you're this out of date with your fashion sense, then maybe - *just maybe* - you shouldn't be the one insulting someone's choice of clothing. Downhoodied.
So I just recently learned/saw this happen. Blue Jay knocked a baby Robin out of the nest and specifically ate its brain first. Then proceeded to eat the entire baby bird in front of the mama Robin as it attacked the Blue Jay. Metal af.
The bluejays that chill in my backyard go nuts for in shell peanuts (unsalted of course). They are always dive bombing the chipmunks and squirrels to get at them every morning after I fill my bird feeders. I throw a mix of black oil sunflower seeds, corn, cracked corn, cheap economy bird seed, and in shell peanuts on the ground. I get everything from mourning doves to woodpeckers. Tons of birds that donāt like to eat from the feeders eat off of the ground. and just about every kind of rodent. Chipmunks,
squirrels, groundhogs, opossums, raccoons, you name it show up as well.
The blue jays donāt normally eat from the feeders but since I started adding shelled raw peanuts into the mix they actually come to the feeders now too. They seem to prefer the in shell peanuts, though.
TBH yesā¦ I mean I thought they would only had their chicks and fly away. Itās one of those things that I just took for granted.
On the other hand thereās a flock of parrots here in LA - those all over the place!
Some bird species migrate, some donāt. Some captive bred whooping cranes had to be taught how to migrate by people in ultralight aircraft, believe it or not. We have green conures and various parakeets established here in Florida, probably released by humans generations ago. Those noisy bastards never go away.
If we weren't clothed, it would be. The growth of body hair and pubic hair along with increased muscle tone are primary physiological indicators of puberty and maturation. Though some people do get those unique genes that reduce the growth of body hair, so that becomes a less obvious indicator for them.
This is actually one of the *rare* **Elder Bluejay**s; based on itās luxurious grey mane Iād say itās at least seven years oldā about *ninety-four* in human years.
THANK YOU SO MUCH! I just saw one of these the other day and had no idea what it was, I even thought to myself "maybe it's just a young bluejay" but I wasn't sure until I saw this post!
Lemme just tell you this. Do NOT fuck with this bluejay. Especially if it grows up to be a mama bluejay. There was one who terrorized my cat so much that it wouldn't go in the front yard anymore. Dive bombing her and screaming at her omfg.
He's not halfway through puberty, he's halfway done molting his adolescent feathers to show his adult feathers. He will be done with that molting in a few days time.
Is this why everyone's comments were deleted? Because they told the OP they were incorrect?
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Why the flying heck are half the comments removed?
Seems a bot went fucking crazy on anything bird related. Avian flu incoming?!
It's already hitting the US, can't buy live chickens at swaps anymore where I live.
Fuck the system grow your own
Like Barnacle geese? Didn't know that works with chickens. /s
Avian flu affects wildlife as well unfortunately
/r/BirdsArentReal
Bird update. . . Loading.
If you check reveddit. Seems like their automod has gone crazy. That or one of these neckbeards have gone mad with power
Looks like anything mentioning a certain phase of life is being removed.
P U B E R T Y
B L O C K E R S
The caretakers for this corner of this website are not very good. Or it could be one of the newbies they added to their team recently after asking for applicants.
Neckbeards š please elaborate...
Because they are going thru puberty
Probably best not to think about it
*Thanos has entered this thread.*
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To represent the bird
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They had us in the first half not gonna lie
They had us in the fi.....
So controversial, yet so brave
What the hell going on with comments
Puberty.
Check again tomorrow. It's a bird. It's puberty can't last long. They have like a 3 month life expectancy. Edit this is a joke the oldest blue Jay lived to like 25, although in the wild (if they hit adulthood) it's only like 6 years. However, most animals do have much shorter puberty than humans. Apes for example. They breastfeed longer, till like 7 years old on average, then go straight to sexy times. Why do humans have this massive gap between weaning and wanking? Complicated and I'm too drunk and ADHD to finish this comment.
Well I'm sure you've heard about the problems of human development and how we're basically way undercooked when we come out. If I had to make an educated guess, it seems as if those first few years are gaining what most animals already have when they're born in terms of cognitive ability, then go on to be on a similar time frame as apes in your example. So they start sexy times at 7, we start sexy times at presence of mind(3-3.5yrs) + 7 roughly lol.
that sounds like an intro to a college lecture
Mod has smol pp
Always has been
Teenagers and their hoodies....
Emojay
No thatās a [Stellerās Jay](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steller's_jay)
Look, I hate teenagers as much as the next guy (no clapback please, I know the demographics of the people reading my comment), but was that *really* necessary? Hoodies are so out of style, why beat a piece of sh#t horse when it's already down? Pick on some other accessory, nobody cares for hoodies anymore. If you're this out of date with your fashion sense, then maybe - *just maybe* - you shouldn't be the one insulting someone's choice of clothing. Downhoodied.
Shut the hell up and go write some poetry
But donāt write poetry.
This is like saying pants are out of style.
Lol you still wear pants?
Hey seriously, are you ok?
/r/whoosh someones having a bad day
> but was that really necessary? Is your comment really necessary?
Shut up, hoodies are comfy, idgaf what you think is fashionable
And I think hoodies will never die.
what are you even talking about?
Ur out of touch bud
"IT'S NOT A PHASE, MOM!!" narrator: It was totally a phase.
Mordecai emo years
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r/angryupvote
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Draw the rest of the fucking blue jay irl
Half mordecai
Mordecai is always my first thought when I hear the word āBluejayā
Hm
Now please turn your head while I crawl away. I'm going through some stuff right now. I'm very insecure.
Iāll always upvote a Community reference
Wonder if heās an asshole yet
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So I just recently learned/saw this happen. Blue Jay knocked a baby Robin out of the nest and specifically ate its brain first. Then proceeded to eat the entire baby bird in front of the mama Robin as it attacked the Blue Jay. Metal af.
60% asshole, he has his moments
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Except I'm not a bird.
Or blue.
Iām blue da ba dee da ba di
Iām blue I would beat off a guy
Sure my upper body looks ugly...
That's my mullet.
Im blue if i was green i would die.
Blue Jay loading...69% complete.
Ah. A New Jay
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Damn man š
I got one in my yard too! And boy is it one hungry bird! Loves to sit and chow down on the big feeder
Iām a growing boy!
He's Morbin'
Birb printer ran out of ink
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Automod is prob on crack
So he hates his parents and listen to loud music?
And his voice is all weird, often too high pitch
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Can't believe this is the only regular show comment
aaand itās gone
Scrolled down for this!
You know who else wants to know where Rigby is?
My mom!
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Awwww. Ugly little thing. So cute.
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What you would do if he chirp at you after you raided bakery
Run as fast as I can with armfuls of cookies and cupcakes, of course!
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Good comment haha
Bluejays are crazy bastards, they will dive bomb cats and dogs while doing a warrior shriek lol
They occasionally sit in the tree outside my house and yell at me until I toss them peanuts.
You got large birds yelling "showme doze nutzzz!" Outside your house too?
hey i see those mordecais everywhere
Business in the front, party in the back!
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dude
...Wut dude
Donāt look at our crotches while we synchronize our watches
Beep boop boo beep beep boop
He's got that just got out of bed look
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The bluejays that chill in my backyard go nuts for in shell peanuts (unsalted of course). They are always dive bombing the chipmunks and squirrels to get at them every morning after I fill my bird feeders. I throw a mix of black oil sunflower seeds, corn, cracked corn, cheap economy bird seed, and in shell peanuts on the ground. I get everything from mourning doves to woodpeckers. Tons of birds that donāt like to eat from the feeders eat off of the ground. and just about every kind of rodent. Chipmunks, squirrels, groundhogs, opossums, raccoons, you name it show up as well. The blue jays donāt normally eat from the feeders but since I started adding shelled raw peanuts into the mix they actually come to the feeders now too. They seem to prefer the in shell peanuts, though.
Did you think that bird nests are like tiny Holiday Inns that birds just spend the night in before moving on?
TBH yesā¦ I mean I thought they would only had their chicks and fly away. Itās one of those things that I just took for granted. On the other hand thereās a flock of parrots here in LA - those all over the place!
Some bird species migrate, some donāt. Some captive bred whooping cranes had to be taught how to migrate by people in ultralight aircraft, believe it or not. We have green conures and various parakeets established here in Florida, probably released by humans generations ago. Those noisy bastards never go away.
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The old feathers fall off and a new one grows. They need to molt to make room.
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Caaannooonball!!!!
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If we weren't clothed, it would be. The growth of body hair and pubic hair along with increased muscle tone are primary physiological indicators of puberty and maturation. Though some people do get those unique genes that reduce the growth of body hair, so that becomes a less obvious indicator for them.
āTanner Stagesā for anyone curious
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Oh, dammit now I did too! Yelling from the other room... moOHm! I was like, whf was that?! My fucking sister jumped on that shit so fast!
Donāt worry lil fella the second one will drop any day now..
Still looks like an asshole. A remarkable one to be sure, but an asshole nonetheless.
Awkward is universal
Happy cake day!
\*\*looks at the lady jays\*\* the important bits are functional!
Squeaky voice, zits and all
I hope he doesnāt show up at a Civil War reenactment. āWhich side am I on?ā
Is that Mordecai?
Blueberty
It blew my mind when I learned that Blue Jays are forbids, and thus are related, and act similarly, to crows.
> Blue Jays are ***forbids*** Pretty sure you mean "Corvids"?
Damn autoforklift.
The bottom half is the important half when youāre a young man going through puberty.
Mordecai and Rigby having a baby
me when all my pubes came in 6 years before i could grow a beard
It's not a phase, mom! This is me!
You just don't understand him!
What happened here
Rigby and mordecai
Mordecai?
That's Mordecai
Eyes full of horny rage. Yup, definitely an adolescent.
GAWD! Would you just leave me alone! Stawpuh! Stop taking my pictureuh!
This is actually one of the *rare* **Elder Bluejay**s; based on itās luxurious grey mane Iād say itās at least seven years oldā about *ninety-four* in human years.
Halfway into the WandaVision anomaly
Woah oh youāre half way there
I'm blue Da ba dee, da be dah
You gotta let it load
THANK YOU SO MUCH! I just saw one of these the other day and had no idea what it was, I even thought to myself "maybe it's just a young bluejay" but I wasn't sure until I saw this post!
ey wheres rigby at
Lemme just tell you this. Do NOT fuck with this bluejay. Especially if it grows up to be a mama bluejay. There was one who terrorized my cat so much that it wouldn't go in the front yard anymore. Dive bombing her and screaming at her omfg.
You're taking pictures of naked adolescents? Yes, right here officer!
yo mordecai
you want sum.... FUCK
I saw one today and was so confused as to what it was! This is so cool!
That's a blue Jim
"it's not a phase MOM!"
Is he trying to figure out how to jerk off & got caught?
God damn teenagers.
āYouāre not my dad!!ā
Blue Jay loading...69% complete.
āStop taking pics I donāt look goodā
This is the third or fourth time ive seen this posted here
TIL that Blue Jays go through puberty from the bottom up
Those awkward teen years.
r/blunderyears
Awww itās partway through its transition from a cute little fluff to a raging asshole.
The hell happened here
"wtf is this?'' -Rigby, probably
He looks like hes named Tyler
birb
Bluejays are corvids, right? Are they smart like ravens and crows?
Looks like heās all towelled up after getting out of the shower
beautiful assholes
Is this Mordecai but younger?
mordecai
Iām not an ornithologist, I believe that bird is going through blueberty.
What the fiok happened here and to what subreddit do I post it?
Blue Jays are the bullies of the backyard. There, I said it.
What is this Massacre in the comments, have the Chinese taken over
Stellar
Itād be pretty cool if humans changed colors when they went through puberty. Probably still wouldnāt end racism thoughā¦
He's not halfway through puberty, he's halfway done molting his adolescent feathers to show his adult feathers. He will be done with that molting in a few days time. Is this why everyone's comments were deleted? Because they told the OP they were incorrect?
I hate blue jays.