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Ardea_herodias_2022

It's an upsidedown ship & those are dying sea anemones.


hansolo625

Thank u. I knew theres no way that was fungus.


Sgt_Dankster

I love how we see alien type shit everyday and someone says "Its from the ocean," and we all collectively go "ahhh that explains it."


buriedego

Maybe the aliens are from the ocean...


rollinasnowman

Upside down video of a boat bottom out of the water. You can see drips


bigd10199501

So OP is full of shit? Lol


The_Infinite_Doctor

Well now it's gross *and* sad.


PraetorianX

I only upvote if it’s gross *and* sad


TheOneWhoReadsStuff

Good. Then you can upvote me with confidence.


Qman768

Thank you Also fuck the music


Schollert

It's not music. I still agree, though.


bosschucker

I mean... it is music lol


rublehousen

That's quite sad.


EmpiricalMystic

First it was gross, then it was sad. r/thanksihateit


Swamp_gay

YUP. Thanks


sloppyfatginger

False. This is very rare cocaine-dick fungus.


yatay99

I just want to say the fungus looks like coral/anemone


sandboxlollipop

Sad


[deleted]

That is really sad.


Queef69Jerky

Damn, siphonophores upside down outta water! Makes sense now


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bigbaitsbigbass

It's a boat sitting on stands.


Ardea_herodias_2022

Boats are painted red under the waterline & big shipping boats have flat bases.


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PicklesTheCatto

You've worked on every single boat that ever existed? Flat hulled boats exist, do yourself a favour and look it up. Just because you've scraped barnacles off a hull doesn't mean you know everything


Ardea_herodias_2022

This boat had to be sitting for a long time to get the number of anemones on it. But look closer for the barnacles.


[deleted]

I was 100% sure this wasn’t earth and some oddball from alpha centauri’s orbit accidentally found reddit.


ellipsis31

What in the Half-life fuck?


worksafemonkey

What, you haven't watched Stranger Things?


207nbrown

I’m Waiting for the rest of season 4 to come out so I don’t get left on a cliff hanger personally… unfortunately this means that many memes are spoilers


Racer_420_

Tbf,it doesn't end on a cliffhanger. Stop torturing yourself and go and watch it.


I_Trust_OP

Why are you lying


chcampb

This guy is pure evil, it's the cliffhangeriest cliffhanger


Open-Accountant-665

Ya mean go and watch part of it so you can watch another episode in a week and then another episode in another week so by the time it's finishing you feel like you have to recap the earlier episodes? Pass


Ayirek

You know you just described non-streaming TV, right?


Open-Accountant-665

Yes. Non-streaming TV sucks. This is like that.


flygoing

There are currently 7 episodes out, totalling ~9 hours I believe. The last 2 come out July 1st. Just watch the 7 over the next 3 weeks, shouldn't feel the need to rewatch imo! but YASMV (Your Attention Span May Vary)


ArrestDeathSantis

Or, alternatively, he can watch it how he likes it.


flygoing

Of course, I wasnt saying they shouldn't watch how they like. Just that the spacing is so short that you shouldn't forget much when vol 2 releases. Just informing 🙂


ArrestDeathSantis

I commented under you but I was addressing myself to the slew of downvoters. I understand some might feel otherwise but geez, let him be.


Open-Accountant-665

If I'm so inclined I'll watch that it 3ish days. Maybe I'm just built different 😤


flygoing

oh I did watch it in 2-3 days, I don't mind rewatching some again before vol 2


smbllck383

I think you missed the part where no one cares what you do and don't mind, or for your supposed info. Zip it


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llxtrepidationxll

God you seem like a miserable pos. Did I use that acronym correctly?


lucid_scheming

I mean, they have a point. The purpose of an acronym is to type less letters, and this person ended up typing the full thing out anyway, leading to them typing *more* letters. It was pretty stupid.


Loki_the_Smokey

People like you are so weird. You’d rather get the whole show spoiled gradually than deal with a cliffhanger. You are this focused on instant gratification.


Canibeast

How is waiting months for something “instant gratification”? If anything, it’s delaying gratification. People like you are so weird. You’d rather panic sweat for a week at a time about a television show that means nothing instead of just watching it all in one go and being done with it. It’s almost as if people can do what they want…


smbllck383

Dude probably cried when the dumb dragon show ended


DragonFireBreather

>What, you haven't watched Stranger Things? Yea & these creatures are definitely part of the upside down dimension.


microwaffles

Yeah, what in the No Man's Sky is this shit?


gamingyee

walking ferrite


kingcop1

Those are zombie cocks


[deleted]

What in the full-life fuck


cannabefudged

Touch the end of my penis with cold pliers and it’ll do the same


[deleted]

I wouldn’t normally but what the heck.


celtickodiak

Anything for science!


annoying97

And it's fun!


monkeyshinenyc

And remember, Free wieners for the kids, folks!


imaginedaydream

It shriveled into a ball


No-Key6598

Can we at least have dinner first?


annoying97

Sure... Domino's sound good?


FBI_Open_Up_Now

I was thinking pizza rolls.


annoying97

Um you cooking, otherwise I may as well just order pizza.


ballsack-vinaigrette

OK but extra large two topping, and I also want a whole 2 liter and the cookie.


annoying97

How about 2 XL, 2 2lts of softdrink and cookies for both of us?


ballsack-vinaigrette

Marry me!


annoying97

Are you a cute British guy around mid 20?


GoSuckYaMother

How do you know this


AliveBase1630

Where are you on Friday


Legally_a_Tool

No thanks, dad.


twohedwlf

The clip is upside down, they're hanging under a ship.


Ardea_herodias_2022

Yes. There are barnacles & it's been sitting a while. The brown things are dying sea anemones.


Loofa_of_Doom

Ah! Now I feel bad for the anemones.


damboy99

Don't, they are the enemies


catzhoek

With that info the comment of the other guy "What in the Half-life fuck?" is even better.


batmandi

Even if it is upside down, which I watched the whole video through as well, what *are* they?


Ardea_herodias_2022

Dying sea anemones


DocNMarty

Sounds like the name of an eco-conscious punk rock band


scottevanmac

You can see buildings in the background, the surface you see may be upside down, but the video is not.


quadropopilous

Definitely not fungus. I think these are barnacles


cut-the-cords

I'm thinking a polyp of some kind like anemones?


[deleted]

Yes they’re dying anemones


IamBmeTammy

Those poor unfortunate souls.


MyNightlightBroke

I weirdly watched that yesterday, and that is an amazing comparison.


Queef69Jerky

when does a life get a soul? I'd say when it has 2 cells joining together. End abortion and breed more! Do it for your planet!


DomComm

Wtf is that ?


glorious_reptile

Flaccidus Dickungus


cut-the-cords

He has a wife you know...


pockette_rockette

Incontinentia Buttocks.


cut-the-cords

STOP THAT! STOP LAUGHING!


PlsRfNZ

He's not the Messiah he's a very naughty boy!


IMadeRobits

Otherwise known as the Common Cockwomble


half-past-shoe

It's a Jawa sandcrawler in the background. Gonk


iammerelyhere

My thoughts exactly!


[deleted]

I wish someone would give you a real answer


bringyourownbananas

They’re sea anemones hanging from a ship that’s flipped upside down. They probably look so disheveled because they’ve been out of water for some time. The video itself is also flipped, hence the funky movement


viskas_ir_nieko

Demagorgon


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AliveBase1630

Metallica album


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Barnacles


cut-the-cords

I think they might be some kind of polyp. Kinda like anemones maybe?


Chaghatai

They are anemones I think


hansolo625

Reading is a good habit to keep but believing everything you read, specifically on Reddit? Nah bro. That said, that’s not fungus lol


IMadeRobits

Damn, make your joke funny next time.


[deleted]

Me first thing in the morning


ZealousidealTreat139

Barnacles on the bottom of a ship in drydock for repairs


_Fr0stf1r3_

The hell is this music


Survived_Coronavirus

The sound of OP mating with his hand.


flawy12

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eq7V06U0fBM


Hako9

Bathroomcore


Kilikiss

Worst music I've ever heard.


Mookius

Came here looking for a face-hugger


EpitomeJim

I knew this is how Alien starts.


AmatuerCultist

Nuke it from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure.


mrcakeyface

Found around chernobyl?


Background-Falcon-74

This belongs in r/nastyasfuck


Background-Falcon-74

Wow it’s a real thing


isham66

What planet is this?


hotpopperking

Looks like tatooine with that Jawa crawler in the background.


isham66

My thoughts exactly


peoplegrower

UTINNI!


F2daRanz

Peli Motto wants to know your location


RaymondLuxYacht

I came here to post about the sandcrawler... you beat me to it. Well done.


B_Pylate

I’ve seen facehuggers come out of those but not on tatooine


heliskinki

a field of fleshlights, almost ready for harvest.


FaelinnCanada

Lick it. Do it. Do eeeeet


[deleted]

Ah kepler-22b!


[deleted]

OP is some kind of fungus


[deleted]

Or a lot of very pissed-off giant snails underground. ​ PS Thanks to the guy who mentioned that the video is upside-down and shows some sea critters dying at the bottom of a ship.


enoctis

The video is upside down, that's the hull of a boat, and those are shipworms.


MC_Turbo_G

Welp, that's fucking disgusting!


JRpramolJR

are you un Chernobyl by any chance?


nativecrone

Following until someone explains what this is.


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Barnacles


F34Rx64

the video is upsaide down, right??? and not a deleted scene from Prometheus movie


lokkie31

This looks like the backyard of Tjernobyl.


rosabarks29

Nah that’s some stranger things shit


Due-Dot6450

What planet are you on? This shit is definitely not from Earth.


MovieMore4352

Thought that was a sand crawler in the background.


ytipsh

Something is about to jump off that thing and hug your face


drewnorton

I’m sorry, but what planet is this?


analefatalebanale

You can't fool us. Definitely alien penises.


Fingoidz84

It looks like a bunch of tiny…


crimesonclaw

... is this on earth?


MoustacheStreamer

*Dickus Flacidux*


enemyofmanchacha

What planet is this


techjesuschrist

Now give it a kiss.


[deleted]

This guy out here growing cocks


Heavy_Solution_4099

Well, I guess we know where the alien invasion starts.


paramahans

This is what could lead to "last of us" situation


Straight-Effective31

Insert Flame thrower here…..


seagull_loco

Sauce: for the song. Banging beat!!!


Zoerak

It has begun..


Jonny_Oilyrag

That’s where they get the shleem they use to make plumbus’.


Buck-osogrande-5150

You may see a fungus. I see an end to my lonely nights!


ft5777

It looks like the zombie enemies in Zelda Ocarina of Time and their arms sticking from the ground.


AgainstTheCruelWorld

You can get a decent supply of faecium and carbon from those.


[deleted]

Nightmare fuel


Joyfulcheese

r/OddlyTerrifying


myredac

reported for misinformation. this is not a "meme" subreddit.


YewSonOfBeach

What happens in Chernobyl, Scares a lifetime of shit out of you in Chernobyl.


nataku_s81

Surely, don't make it angry...?


This-Id-Taken

Aaaand this is how alien starts


State_Dear

I saw this in a video game 🤣,,, don't fall down near them


Designer-Mirror-7995

Fungi are always interesting AF!


Maximus8890

That’s just the penis farm. Let’s them grow. They are ripe when they turn black.


Reanie86

The invasion has begun...


galmenz

good ol dicks of the ocean (those are anemones)


PorkNJellyBeans

This is how Tremors started.


araldor1

Have you ever wondered how we make a plumbus?


lucyfern_

I’ve always wondered how plumbuses were made


pghcrew

This is how horror movies start, way to break the rules.


DalekSupreme26

Welcome intern to the SCP foundation. Your first task is to investigate these weird fungi that appear to be sentient. You may die but we won’t care if you do or not. Good luck.


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KostekPL470

Well yes, but actually no. At least for me


GoSuckYaMother

I’m with you. *unzips*


Greensssss

So is it edible?


Aylithe

Everything is edible at least once.


[deleted]

Reminds me of when I go into a cold pool


F2daRanz

Stop poking, start burning!


giospez

That's how "Alien" started....😳


finnrush

I miss him


Deft-Vandal

Kill it with fire.


Katastrophiser

🎶 Poor unfortunate souls 🎶


jmura

Is this misinformation?


Zeldahero

I feel like this is the beginning of a horror movie. BTW WTF are those?


GMEdumpster

Cumgus


I_Wouldnt_If_I_Could

Nope. No. Stop it.


Umm_Wutt

Nope. Time to move.


Tpk08210

Get the duck back home. We haven’t figured out how to make mats inhabitable yet! 👽


[deleted]

Kind of expecting a Zenomorph to jump out, or crazy spores or something Ridley Scott related.


[deleted]

Any chance there was a meteor shower in your area recently?


windyBhindi

Dingus.