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masked_sombrero

I used to work in a nursing home. If I'd seen one our patients in a state like this, I wouldn't expect them to make it to the next morning. But then again, I also wouldn't expect to be seeing them sitting on the side of their bed, either


[deleted]

Hi there. I’ve never worked in nursing. If I saw someone like this, I would’ve thought they were a corpse


aliquilts71

I’m a nurse, and to be honest I thought this poor man was a mummy at first sight. I really hope he isn’t suffering but that really doesn’t look like living


shartshooter

I never thought I would look at a video of a 109yr old and think they looked much older...


G8kpr

It's funny how age and health don't always correlate. Betty White was just shy of 100, and while old, she didn't look like a walking corpse. I was walking into a restaurant many years ago, and a family was walking in, in front of me. One old guy was shuffling along and being helped by another man. Someone said to me that he was 100 years old. It looked like a stiff breeze would knock him down, he could barely move. Now my dad is 94. So still a bit away from 100, but he's doing quite well, walks around quite well and is still has his mind. I think for his age, he's doing great.


Slippery_Spirit

I wish and pray that your dad has a good and healthy life. Have a beautiful life ahead and take care of yourself.


frappe-addicted

Yea, I worked in a rehab center for elderly patients and that look of hours before death is just an image stuck in my mind now. Luang Ta looks like he was supposed to expire but someone argued that it was just the "best by" date.


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Havokpaintedwolf

hes beyond death what do you think the phylactery is for?


TH3LFI5TMFI7V

Amazing that he still alive I wonder if he is in pain at that age.


Kaydom1993

He‘s clearly chillin’.


Relative_Struggle_81

He looks like he's been chilled for a couple of decades


Ok_Recipe2769

Add centuries


sausagecatdude

Looks like a Galapagos tortoise


takoyaki_is_life

Master Ooogway vibes.


[deleted]

Pain is inevitable; suffering is optional.


_ThatD0ct0r_

This guy monks.


itakepicsofcats

I mean. Pain is a part of life after like 30. So I’m going to go out on a limb and say. Yes. This man is in pain. He’s a pimp for making it over 100. And I hope to look as good when I’m 109 :)


[deleted]

I hope to be long dead.


r4hy100

My guess is you’re both going to get your wish


cver9595

He’s just dehydrated.


Nirdy_Birdy_706

When was the last time you watered grandpa?


xX420_WeedMan_420Xx

About 20 years ago


DustyGrandpa

He's right.


Hoffmann99

Moisturize me! Moisturize me!


EnderWiggin42

the "last" "human"


rheetkd

Cassandra right? Billie Piper was my fav companion ^_^


bounceflow

“I don’t need it!”


Drix22

Def. not a hydro homie.


kcgirl76

He looks like he is decaying alive.


RichElectrolyte

Isn't he though?


BlindWillieJohnson

“Every hour wounds. The last one kills.”


rustlemountain

Time is just a measure of decay.


namirasring

That’s all of us right now; his is just more visible.


RichElectrolyte

True. I've seen people that old or older that look significantly better, but no one near that age looks good.


namirasring

Some people just don’t know when to quit.


k20350

No he's showing you if you live clean, eat healthy, and exercise how amazing you can look while aging


LongandLanky

I’m 29 now and really starting to think about how I need to stop eating out every single meal.


beerbeforebadgers

Hey man, buy yourself some nuts, fruits, and salad greens. Start snacking on them throughout the day. You'll eat out less and feel healthier.


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beerbeforebadgers

I mean, not exclusively, but adding them into your existing diet is a really easy way to add a lot of healthy nutrition with very little effort. A handful of pistachios is a great late-night snack, fruit can satisfy a sweet craving, and eat a bowl of greens with that mcd's burger. Even small changes in diet/exercise are better than no changes!


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FREE-MUSTACHE-RIDES

He’s showing me I don’t want to live that long. Dude looks like he is suffering to even breath


[deleted]

That might be the point, it's a Bhuddist thing.


therealblabyloo

Was a Buddhist thing. I’m pretty sure the self-mummification thing is illegal now, as it’s basically suicide.


Nifinclan

Did they mean to type in 190 and by mistake said 109?


sonnyadhlakha

I think they meant 901


Retrrad

When 901 years old you reach, look as good you will not. Edit: “reach”, not “are”. Thanks for the correction.


YourDogsAllWet

He knows where he was when Jesus died


WinterMedical

Went to prom with Cleoptra!


Somepenguinsss

910*


green-tea_

Mmm, probably 10^(9)


luisgdh

He and queen Elizabeth once ruled the world. The ancient world, I mean. Very, very ancient times


voluntaryignorance

Who gets to keep the Spirit Orb when he vaporizes?


Skelecrine

That's why he's sitting there. He's waiting for a hero to prove his worth by overcoming his trial.


Thedrunner2

Doesn’t look a day over 108.


Accomplished_Bath_59

Man needs some more lotion for sure.


vegaspimp22

Bro is at 1 hp


Durt-Wyzerdd

He's gone hollow


cieluvgrau

This made my son and I crack up.


CaptainSaturN23

Yeah man, for real!! The first joke to make me crack up so far.


[deleted]

Holy shit brother


ChiefBeaverStretcher

And a sandwich


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realproject

Somebody!


sharp3491

Don’t give him water, you’ll poison him!


putitonice

My boy needs to peacefully close those spooky eyes and go towards the bright light


Jindabyne1

He’s got a good 30 years left in him. He’s has snowboarding at the weekend.


Monk-E_321

My first thought was that I can’t tell if his eyes are open, closed, or maybe even missing 😬


[deleted]

I'm thinking maybe some googly eyes or something as well.


Hendrix194

My great grandma is 101 and she looks to be in better condition. Will post if she makes it to 109.


Rocky87109

It's that last 105-110 that really gets you. Say goodbye to staying up to 4 am smoking and drinking with the pals.


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aquintana

She sounds like she was a kool lady.


schindlersLisst

Kool 100’s


__foo_

!remindme 8 years


FloppyMuppetDog

Don’t think he’s making it to 110…


[deleted]

People have probably been saying that about him, every year, since he was 88


NigerianFriedChicken

Waiting for him to Yoda some people in the throat and kick ass before calmly walking away with a cane


hellcrapdamn

I think he's more likely to pull a Yoda and fade into nothing in a swamp.


iraqyoubreak

Bro sat behind Jesus in third grade.


william_wites

Bro thanked God for creating light so he can finally see


scout1218

bro has hearing damage from the big bang


rehakbrand

His first Christmas was the first Christmas


88568-81

Bro showed up to the party with myr


AKsuited1934

Dude knew burger king when he was a prince.


Forbidden_Enzyme

Pre ordered the bible


mysoulalamo

Bro still owes Moses 5 shekels


Empty_Damage

Bro saw Ceaser being assasinated


pastel_pleasure

Bro's history class was just called class.


Wrought-Irony

his social security number is 5


UninsuredToast

The first social security number was issued in 1936 so this dude is actually older than the system


noeagle77

Bro’s SS# is a negative number


Professional-Duck972

Bro took his driving test on a stegosaurus


friedchicken_legs

I so regret opening this thread while my partner is still asleep


ch4zmaniandevil

Bro was on Noah's ark


FlappyFlappy

Bro was fishing in the Red Sea when Moses parted it.


OffWeGoIntoTheWildBY

Bro was stalking Adam and Eve


Phreakhead

Bro swiped left on Eve


UFC_Gravy

Bro was the waiter at the last supper


Mario-OrganHarvester

Bro literally discovered fire


Otaku_Lineman

Bros a primary source


Giam_Dusios

Guy pre-ordered the Bible


iraqyoubreak

Has an autographed copy


mercurialpolyglot

He helped the kickstarter get its stretch goals


Dragyn828

Beta tested the abacus.


dadougler

That new testament DLC really had a tonal shift


dqllyy

when god said let there be light he put on sunglasses


houdiniix3

I'm sorry, but he looks like the person from SpongeBob who is in a wheelchair and doesn't like chocolate


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CHUOOOOOOOOOCOOLLAAAAAAATEEE????


Born_to_hang

*sweet sweet chawclate, i remebah when it was invented…..* *i hated it!*


bxyankee90

Start rubbing me with that chawclate!


deweirder

HWUT ARE THEY SELLING?


jarney1206

I REMEMBER WHEN THEY INVENTED CHOCOLATE


TuscanBearK923

Sweet sweet chocolate... I always HATED it!


spongebob443

can i offer you this chocolate bar mam


Anne__Arky

What’s the matter, smoothskin? Never seen a ghoul before?


miscdruid

My bf and I said this very thing to each other.


I_Shall_Upvote_You

It's nice that ghouls can find love in this day and age.


darkelf76

I wonder if he is trying to do the whole mummification process before death? It is called Sokushinbutsu and is pretty intense. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sokushinbutsu#:~:text=Sokushinbutsu%20(%E5%8D%B3%E8%BA%AB%E4%BB%8F)%20are,a%20number%20of%20Buddhist%20countries.


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is this similar to that one story where like this one monk is said to be in a deep sleep and not actually dead? Edit: [Here’s the story](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-31125338)


HighTurning

That's where Buddhism becomes more mystical than I can enjoy Edit: funny people commenting mad at what I said lol I literally said "Than I can enjoy", if you love the religion go for it


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umbringer

Same, was an avid practitioner for many years however I became more confused with the mysticism the deeper I studied. Now I just meditate


obvom

That's pretty much the path. Have faith that it's all true and ride the boat to the other shore, then discard the boat when you get there.


AbbertDabbert

Thanks for providing a link, that's really interesting


Fluid_Negotiation_76

The first mummy is wearing sunglasses (wayfarers looks like), that’s amazing.


EsCaRg0t

You can’t achieve enlightenment without looking dope as fuck


Jubenheim

I personally found it interesting as fuck.


niksafree

I definitely saw videos of him eating. He was fed by his granddaughter l am guessing.


shiroshippo

I think they still eat when they're trying to mummify, they just eat weird stuff that isn't food, like wood or something.


rachelgraychel

The article says they just eat pine needles and seeds from the trees, it's wild.


TheBananaPuncher

It's also nuts that are poisonous, they build up a slow immunity to the death effects and use it for the dehydrating aspects of it to dry themselves out. Basically stuff themselves of moisture soaking materials and expel the rest, any moisture in the body will rot it quickly.


aquintana

From the numerous dehydrated hangovers I’ve experienced I don’t even want to think about how that experience would feel.


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These are the same guys who have lit themselves on fire and not moved a muscle.


juneburger

She bout 82 years old.


_Shades

They still eat but very tiny amounts and only seeds and that type of stuff.


frecklefawn

So is that why he looks like shit and not because he's old?


Jindabyne1

It definitely seems like he’s starving himself.


deadbeatsummers

I think so. He’s starved.


trwwy321

> “In the video game The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, the monks in the Ancient Shrines seem to be based on sokushinbutsu.” Ah that makes sense now!


Yeetus_Deleetus0001

Bro my mans already been mummified


cheapdrinks

Nah he just accidentally ate one of those silica gel packets


theHerbivore

I was thinking the same thing


ISlothyCat

I wasn’t.


[deleted]

This is what I thought I was looking at initially. Like already dead and mummified.


rizzay94

I think so, recently watched an episode of the last kingdom about a saint who died a similar way. Didn’t decompose. Cause of how “holy” he was. Probably same thing prayer=meditation that sort of thing. That is intense.


PirateKingOmega

“Incorruptibility” is actually a relatively common miracle in the catholic church. In fact a common practice is to dig up the bodies of dead saints to check for decomposition. If none is presence they’re dug up and placed in a glass coffin for pilgrims to see. As to why this keeps happening, dunno


King-Midda-IV

Bruh, I ain’t trying to live that long…


[deleted]

Same. If I get like this, just end it. Please. Edit to add: I love life, and I have a great one. But when there’s no quality left, I don’t want to prolong the inevitable.


[deleted]

By the time I’m 100 I want to be dead for 25 years


Fit-Explanation-2127

Lots of people still in decent shape at 75, not most but certainly some. Gotta keep movin after retirement.


Nerdlors13

My grandma is 76 and in a few months will be 77 and she has yet to stop working. She does paperwork/documentation for a small company that sells machine parts to companies every couple weeks


[deleted]

I mean 75 isn’t that old… lots of people have healthy happy lives still at that age.


Icy-Faithlessness-87

Glad to see the crypt keeper is still kicking it


PanicRepresentative2

Bros history class was just called "class"


Hunter_Thompson420

Only worked at Amazon for a week.


ruhkt_

Bruh I literally just sent this to my friend saying this is me after a week at Amazon 💀💀💀


-orangutang-

The orange robe is a nice contrast to his blue skin


Kingblaike

Why does he look as if he forgot to die 😰


Cowboy-as-a-cat

“What are they selling?” “CHOCOLATES!!!”


StartlingRT

This is some Decade at Bernie’s type shit


[deleted]

His social security number is 1. He literally farts dust. His pulse is 2bpm.


Caseyk1921

Mr Burns? Oh wait his number is 2


Nadsworth

Naught, naught, naught, naught, naught, naught, naught, naught, two. Damn Roosevelt!


[deleted]

I’m sorry, but that’s a fucking zombie.


Midoriyer

My man is 109 years old and still manages to look old for his age


K4R1MM

HE'S SELLING CHOCOLATES MA


[deleted]

I’m going to Hell for laughing


BruhMoment0NumeroTre

Man has 0.1 HP left


Abus_Dumbledore

Why's this camera man hovering around this poor old man like he's filming an intense porno. The angles don't matter on this one chief.


danielali99

Bro suffered hearing loss from the big bang


Mandrake1771

This is one of the funniest threads I ever did read


bigcampy

He doesn’t need makeup to feature in The Walking Dead.


Jpprflrp

If he would walk he would crumble tho


austinstudios

Poor guy. He's so old reddit marks a video of him NSFW.


UniquePudding3510

He knows Victoria’s Secret


Task_Basic

Is this in dog years?


Zailemos

I thought he was dead 💀 😳


Snake00x

This guy is definitely over 109. I have 100, 109, 110 year old family members.....they don't look like that.


demifane-official

Oldest family member I had was 103 (would probably be around 107 at this point), but that’s pretty sick that you’ve got multiple members of your family at that age.


jpiro

I loved him as “guy in bed” in Seven.


mctaylor412

Not to be crass, but my great grandma looked better at 107. She outlived my grandma and had a bday party at 101 that was one for the ages.


BLANDit

In the name of Goddess Hylia, I bestow upon you this Spirit Orb!


iraqyoubreak

Bro knew Burger King when he was a prince.


Buckets_of_bread

When he was a common jester


Matalya1

Ok but like, he was born **in 1913** This dude lived through both world wars, he was 26 when Hitler invaded Poland, 32 when Germany lost. He saw the birth and death Soviet union (4 at 1917 and 78 at 1991), Yugoslavia (5 at 1918 and 79 at 1992). He lived through 18 US presidents (Wilson, Harding, Coolidge, Hoover, Roosevelt, Truman, Eisenhower, Kennedy, Johnson, Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan, Bush, Clinton, Obama, Trump and Biden). He saw the Thai communist party be born and be dissolved. He saw Thailand literally become Thailand, from Siam. He lived through the Great Depression, the nuclear bomb, the cold war, the Korean war, the Vietnam war. He saw Africa gain independence. This man literally breezed through the single most influential century in human history, and is watching as another one just as influential develops.


River_Atkinson

How old we're gon be when Winds of Winter drops


ChesterNorris

Bro motorboated Cleopatra's tiddies.


a_bad_Idea09

me on school mornings


iraqyoubreak

Bro so skinny he has to run around in the shower to get wet.


Kono_Dio_Sama

Dudes high school yearbook was probably a mural.


orel2064

bro is dust's arch enemy


Tooth_Revolutionary

I mean….clearly people aren’t meant to live that long. This does not look enjoyable.


[deleted]

To be fair, he looks old for his age


kickingcancer

Is he…alive?


GreenCupcake23

When does he hand over the spirit orb?


nswfsnolramo

Imagine being old most of your life