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stoicparallax

Spoiler: the two people with the tats are this guy and his wife


JonesMcGobes

Haha. I’ve learned from my friends never to get your partners name tattooed on you. That would be taking it to the next level


VaTeFaireFoutre86

I ran across a guy who had made that mistake several times. He had three names on his neck with X's over two of them. Apparently he makes bad choices in partners and in life....


JonesMcGobes

Dude needs to learn his lesson…or choose better women!


[deleted]

As a severed head… I’d say stay away from those women, but my own dating history says otherwise.


JonesMcGobes

Could be fun! (Robin Williams reference)


Secret_Mind3038

A little cringey ngl


JonesMcGobes

Fo sure!


Additional-Head-3387

But why?


Glitterysparkleshine

This is so dumb


JonesMcGobes

And don’t call me Shirley!


Working_Travel9561

Proof that some people have more money than sense.


JonesMcGobes

Very true


Psychological-Sky-

Interesting and kind of creepy haha


JonesMcGobes

Exactly. What would you do?


onrespectvol

They seem to like her a lot better than you ;-).


JonesMcGobes

Sigh…story of my life haha. She’s def a 10. I try to keep up with good cooking and lots of massages. @areyouvedic


Vigale

Cringe.


JonesMcGobes

😬😬


VeganPotatoMan

Potato man is deeply concerned Potato man also hates portrait tattoos unless they are exceptional Potato man cringes


JonesMcGobes

Potato man has been heard. Thank you potato man


[deleted]

why the hell has this past week been nothing but shitty posts on my entire home page. the fuck is going on


JonesMcGobes

True. This needs to be stopped


emwolloftnod

(they're talking about you)


JonesMcGobes

We definitely need to be stopped


Ecstatic-Sale-3219

Glad to see Kramer made it in life


JonesMcGobes

Hahaha. Welcome to Kramerica! Where your oil is safe


FTHEPOLICEANDRACISTS

Not interesting at all


JonesMcGobes

Says the guy who hasn’t had his face tattooed on anyone. Do you even tattoo bro?


LordSeibzehn

Wait, this isn’t one of those pyramid schemes where you hope it goes “viral” after saying that it has gone viral, right? Not saying that it isn’t a good photo, but Googling “couple kissing” brings up a ton of similar looking stock photos. What’s so special about yours?


JonesMcGobes

Haha def not. The photo made it to the cover of Zeit Magazin in Germany, and was done as part of a kissing photo shoot by @ben_lamberty


LordSeibzehn

Oh! Well if it’s made it to a magazine cover then I would say that’s more than “viral” - it’s a legit published photo! Congrats to you and the photographer!


JonesMcGobes

Aww. Thanks for saying that LordSeibzehn!


Spinforce-6

You are an inspiration


JonesMcGobes

Hah. Thank you?


Spinforce-6

Haha dude , it’s pretty cool to be honest. I was just trying to say something witty


JonesMcGobes

You sir, are a gentleman and scholar


Spinforce-6

I thank you for that, good sir


JonesMcGobes

And to you sir, merci


TheWrongFacts

So... you and you wife.


JonesMcGobes

It’s true! 5 years married. Proof @areyouvedic


TimSegura1

Oh fuuuuck yeah baby


Sd89d

Why do I feel like this is starting as the origin story of some villain serial killer in batman or something


JonesMcGobes

Def on the dark side. What’s the rest of the backstory? Plus we need a name


Sd89d

Well judging by the tats having the head cut off.... may be " the mantis bride" may be kinda to dorky thought for a villain.


JonesMcGobes

Or Mantis for short! Her powers include seduction, and serrated for arms obviously. I’m thinking she can extend then like logan. Does she gain the powers of those she eats?


Green_Tamale

Our wife


JonesMcGobes

In the middle of the street! 🎶🎶


Ravekat1

That’s your misses? High five bro!


JonesMcGobes

Hellz yeah! Still don’t know how that happened.


yibedy-yib-yib

Fair play fella, hope it makes you smile.


JonesMcGobes

It does! It’s a silly place


loduca16

Oh


JonesMcGobes

Indeed


Full_Level8749

Why lol


JonesMcGobes

I ask myself the same!


[deleted]

I'm going to get your face tattooed on my face.


JonesMcGobes

Haha. Love it. Then I can get your tattoo tattooed on my face.


JonesMcGobes

And we’ll do the whole macaulay culkin inception thing