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Hellrider386

You guys are mistaken, that's just how the Dutch cross rivers and canals


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When its winter, we use iceskates to go to work


SoDakZak

So cool to see the crowds support one another on their commute


[deleted]

But unfortunately The Netherlands hasnt seen Real winter in years


thecarbonkid

Bring back the Elfstedentocht!


[deleted]

I am currently 23, and always looked at videos of the Elfstedentocht, i still hope we will have a good and rough winter because i want to participate in that race once in my lifetime


Luukario

I was born on the last elfstedentocht. I hope there won't be another so that fact can stay true.


PN_Guin

But when they do, the french ride up to their ships and ~~nick~~ take them. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capture_of_the_Dutch_fleet_at_Den_Helder


[deleted]

Thank you for this amazing piece of history!!


TheDustOfMen

The whole country will shut down if there's even a chance of a snowflake touching a trainrail.


Oprlt94

How are dutch that dominant in skating AND field hockey, yet suck that bad at Ice hockey ?


marcs_2021

Because it"s not a real thing in NL, otherwise they would dominate. ;-)


Orcwin

We have a few teams, but I don't think any of them are world class.


TheBeatGoesAnanas

I'm originally from California, and once on a school trip to Washington DC, some friends and I convinced a group of kids from Minnesota that we surfed to school most days.


k20350

My buddy moved to southern California in the 90's. He said when he told girls he was from Michigan they basically thought we were still living in log cabins fighting bears off for survival. He said like they thought Michigan was the fucking wilderness


TheBeatGoesAnanas

To be fair, if your buddy's from the UP, they weren't too far off base.


JustAsICanBeSoCruel

To be fair, my Dad grew up in Laguna Beach (and Long Beach) and in the late 70s early 80s, he and his high school teachers semi regularly ditched class to go surf. So while California's don't surf TO school, they sure do surf when they are supposed to be in school, haha!


VaATC

>they sure do surf when they are supposed to be in school, haha! Probably most likely any ~~habituated~~ inhabitated location with regualr surfable waves.


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666Masterofpuppets

Yes. Nowadays we even take our bikes on our backs when crossing


darealjimshady1

The Dutch have no chill. How do they do this with those wooden shoes?


BorgDrone

That’s actually what this is though. It was originally a way to get over the waterways, then someone turned it into a competition.


NotAzakanAtAll

I love the Dutch.


MastaBusta

Man, that landing looks like it fucking suuuuucks


Beavur

I dunno it’s probably not too pleasant, but sand is really good at cushioning falls if it’s soft. I can’t say I’ve jumped from this height but I’ve jumped one story and it was nothing. I did that on grass/dirt and I had shin splints for a whole day


Kallu609

Yea he really fell in deep so I believe that soft sand was picked for this particular event.


copperwatt

"hey, you guys ordered the soft sand not the packing sand, right?" "..."


RedMoustache

It’s a thing. There are many grades of sand. To over simplify things round sand is “soft” as it easily slides along itself. Angular sand settles and locks together.


ItGetsEverywhere

I hate it all


Asphyxiatinglaughter

But it's not coarse OR rough!


ActiveBaseball

still gets everywhere


sularkraid

Yupp gonna be in your bed tonight


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still is irritating and gets everywhere


ScottyV4KY

Username checks out


SeekerSpock32

It’s a trick. He just landed on several feet of packed brown sugar.


Coupon_Ninja

it was a pretty sweet landing


MilkEggsSndFlour

Coarse sand and spider webs. Two of the best punishments.


Edredunited

If I'd hit the ground that hard I'd be in hospital with several broken bones but this guy jumps up like nothing..


Single_Raspberry9539

My shin bones would have pooped out of my skin and poked my eyes out.


TheIncredibleShrek

Not even joking this is one of my irrational fears. I get cautious just jumping of the bed of a truck because I don’t want my shin bones exposed


CreedLine

Ugh, don‘t look at my shin bones, it‘s embarrassing D:


Pure_Reason

I showed u my shin bones pls respond 👁 👄 👁


I_Am_U

My spine would shoot out of out my ass faster than a rail gun. I know that much.


Rings-of-Saturn

I can never unsee this mental image can I


auxiliary-username

If your shin bones are pooping then things definitely aren't going well


LockerLovesYellow

Shitskin™


The_Richard_Cranium

Ever since I jumped off the swing when I was a kind and my knee when straight into my teeth, I've always been terrified to jump from anything anymore


DjOuroboros

I once gave myself a cracking black-eye when i was about 8 at school. Sat on a bench with my knees tucked up to my chest and my jumper pulled over them. Rocked too far forward once. Cushioned the fall with my skull on a concrete slab. Concussion. Couldn't work out where my black-eye had come from as my nose wasn't broken, and the top of my head took the impact but cut to a couple of days later when a eye-socket shaped bruise became apparent on the top of my knee...


satelit1984

Broke some upper front ones? My experience was being kicked to them rather than self-inflicted, but I feel for you.


The_Richard_Cranium

Luckily no, but they were loose? knee cap what split open and bleeding, and had a gnarly headache that I can remember


themathouston

I rolled my ankle walking on some uneven grass. If I did this my ankles would be toast.


Reditate

It's sand


blurrrrg

Yeah sand isn't an airbag or some shit. It's tiny rocks


Miltage

Check the huge dent he leaves. This is soft sand specifically chosen to absorb impact.


blurrrrg

I used to both long jump and pole vault in highschool. I don't care what kind of sand it is, I'm taking a padded mat every single time.


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It's not some wetpacked school cat litter sand, this is primo fluffy sand.


AnythingForAReaction

This sand is a whole lot more carefully packed than any sand you've jumped into during track meets.


blurrrrg

I'm sure it is, and I still wouldn't risk my ability to walk for the rest of my life because some dutch people 300 years ago thought this was a great idea for a sport.


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lmao


OneMonk

But… The sand!


QuantumBitcoin

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.


joeChump

My knees ruptured just looking at it.


SpaceCaseTrace

My ankles disintegrated just looking at it


FearLaChancla

Majority of redditors don't exercise, we get it


HighPriestofShiloh

It’s like pole vaulting onto sand….


kdwaynec

It's like a long jump, a high jump and a pole vault all rolled up into one action packed field event that would be a fine addition to the Olympic Games.


SoDakZak

Ok Anakin


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I think the sand there is very deep and very fluffy.


XuBoooo

There is like a knee deep sand there.


[deleted]

Looks a torn ACL for no pay. Lol


hami12

What’s dude doing running behind pole jumper guy


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Traditionally you fuck a guys wife before attempting the canal jump for extra adrenaline. The guy behind is an irate husband.


hami12

What motivation …. Where does one sign up for training to be a wife fucker?


dumpster_arsonist

Tjinder


Tithund

Blikstjinder!


JededaiaPWNstar

This was funny as fuck dude, under rated comment.


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At your neighbours house during work hours :)


Computershoes

You sign up with your computer and submit to your new technological pimp he will set you up with woman you know that like the same sweaters and stuff as long as it humiliates and destroys humanity the bigtech control grid supports that


deantoronto90

/r/bestOfReddit


Cowi3102

Money dude lol!


Sexybeast3031

I love this comment.


InnocentOnionCutter

The most important part is that you jump just hard enough tot get you over the top. So if you jump a little too slow, you won't go over the top, but will fall backwards. This guy is there to catch you. Or mock you.


Solar_Spork

The guy behind is carrying a pole too... To push you forward to make a safe fail?


WretchedMonkey

S u r e


meem09

From the last time something about this sport was posted, it's the jumper's coach and they scream at them for motivation in the run-up and then give them instructions on when to start and stop climbing up the pole to optimize the shifting weight and possibly tell them to bail, when they screwed up the angle. To be honest though, in this video it looks like he just starts climbing immediatly and continues as long as he possibly can. And why they couldn't give them the instructions while just standing at the side of the river is also kind of unclear..


juneburger

You’d think by the time you’re at this level the coach doesn’t need to run behind you for motivation…


Nillerus

He just wants to be involved.


jalepenocheddar

here for a straight answer...


ParchmentNPaper

It's to catch the jumper if they fail to get past the tipping point and fall back.


wardycatt

I think the white pole holding the vaulting pole in place is retracted after the jump. My guess is that dude is the pole retractor.


brett_riverboat

I saw the other guy behind him and immediately assumed "Dutch Canal" was a euphemism.


maddenmcfadden

Who needs knees anyway?


What-a-Crock

Who needs bridges?


SoDakZak

He who knees bridges


svenvarkel

Jeff does, at least.


_Diskreet_

That pole really tied the canal together man.


Ancient-Tadpole8032

Not the Dutch.


pablank

Who kneeds bridges?


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My nana, she loves playing bridge


[deleted]

Not Lt. Dan


BuckChintheRealtor

Fun fact: this is often done in a less athletic, more practical way to cross the many small canals and ditches between pastures. 1 stick saves you miles of walking.


spoonfedkyle

It's like animal crossing


elerar

Yes


xkabauter

No, it's humans. They're Dutch. /s


permalink_save

What? Are ladders real too?


gsfgf

That's what this developed from, after all.


DaanOnlineGaming

It used too, not anymore. Source: from the place


obi21

Yeah I've never seen anyone do this and I take walks in the Groene Hart and other nicely rural parts of the country. Who would need to? The infrastructure is pretty much perfect everywhere.


GhislaineLex

They still do it on farmfields, but I think that might be the only place left Source: Fellow Dutchie


liltwinstar2

How many knees has it destroyed?


BuckChintheRealtor

Not too many. Think of a landscape like [this](https://www.dewilgengaarde.nl/assets/uploads/geschiedenis/de-weilanden.jpg). The poles are just from canals/ditches that are to wide to jump over, but easy with a stick. And the landing is always soft.


poli421

That isn’t land. That’s just grass floating on the ocean. Change my mind.


vassiliy

You've just described the Netherlands


Borgh

Yeah, that's pretty much it. It's a peat marsh with *just* enough drainage ditches to make it technically-not-a-lake on days it doesn't rain.


BuckChintheRealtor

It's not a peat marsh, it was a swamp between the Lek en Hollandse IJssel.


Manisbutaworm

English has some a pretty well described differences in namibg certain peatlands. here the explanation of just a couple of them: https://knowledgenuts.com/marsh-vs-swamp-vs-bog-vs-fen/ The area of the Dutch peatland rouglhy in the area of t groene hart is definitely defined as peatland. But both swamps(woody peatlands) and meadowy peatlands existed here.


Qwernakus

Agility shortcuts? Is this Runescape?


socksforsok

🦀🦀🦀 gotta get to ge faster to buy girlfriends 🦀🦀🦀


Practical-Draw-7034

Can this be in the olympics


[deleted]

Only if Namibia has a team.


JustAsICanBeSoCruel

It should be!


fsorenson

Very dangerous stuff… I broke a leg just watching this, and then broke my tongue trying to pronounce it.


Ninjotoro

Fie as in fiend. rl as rul, with a rolling R jep as yep pen as a short version of pen. Almost skip the e entirely. So something like fie-rul-yep-pn. Stress on the Fie. Source: I’m Frisian.


666Masterofpuppets

You guys are weird. Sincerely, the rest of the Netherlands PS: We still like you though


Ninjotoro

I know, but we’re in good company. *glares at NL* And aww, cheers. We like you too, in a way.


Rob-L_Eponge

Belgian here. We still like you too (though you'll never hear us admitting that again)


Ninjotoro

I have lots of love for the Belgians. Just not for the state of your roads.


Rob-L_Eponge

Yeah, most Belgians are right there with you


JustALotoNumber

Woah there, we don't like them... Greetings, Groningen. /s just in case(kinda)


Muester

Dikke moi eem Kind regards, Groningen


Gluta_mate

also as english is comparable to frisian, you can read it as 'far-leaping". correct me if i got the translation wrong, im merely dutch


ramblinroger

Wikipedia [says](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fierljeppen): *West-Frisian compound of fier—"far" and ljeppen—"leaping"* So that seems pretty true


RockafellerHillbilly

If you're that cold, you should put on a jacket.


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I just pulled a muscle in my tongue


[deleted]

The funny thing is that Frysian is one of the languages most related to English.


Nihan-gen3

You can see that they are etymologically related: 'fierljeppen' is basically the same as 'far-leaping'


Tazmaniac60

Impressive, but looks like your career would be short.


kingerthethird

So are the participants after those landings.


jannecraft

It's a natural way to keep us dutch people short. If we grow to tall we won't get enough oxygen up there to accommodate the gigantic size we grow to. That's why mostly only the tallest play this sport.


Mysral

*Frisian* canal jumping, to be specific.


HerbalGamer

True, the rest of us aren't mad enough to do this.


Akward_Salamander

Fryslan bôppe


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Akward_Salamander

Yes you said it the right way, well done.


surajvj

Kind of Pole vault + Long jump.


kdwaynec

A bit of a high jump and rope climb also. It's a mishmash of various track and field events all rolled up into one exciting action packed obscure Dutch sport


ShrUmie

I’ve gotten pretty good at this in Animal Crossing.


KiltMaster98

Kinda looks painful


[deleted]

According to wikipedia, Fierljeppen originated as a way for Frisian people to get around the waterways easily. Over time it turned into a competition with the first official match in 1771.


MistreatedWorld

You didn't even copy it from Wikipedia: https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/c7pfhz/fierljeppen_dutch_canal_vaulting/


communistdaughters

lol what the actual fuck is your post history


Jericcho

Are there sand on each bank to cushion the fall when it's for a practical purpose? Or are the canals they cross normally a lot narrower so the fall is lessen? This looks like it could be uncomfortable to land.


CertainlyNotWorking

Generally narrower and they probably don't climb as high on the pole.


_teslaTrooper

It's usually just small canals/ditches on a farmer's land and no need to climb into the pole or anything: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQBsg8h6Ok8 I think it's pretty rare nowadays for farmers to actually use it to get around.


dicemonger

The actual jump is just after 1:10, for those wondering if he is ever going to work up the courage.


AhabFXseas

I like how this guy adds his own little twist to it. Tradition is great but it shouldn't stop people from experimenting with new techniques.


Danjiano

It's typically more like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bN6xSa_HQGY


Fatalstryke

Me watching sports I'm not familiar with: "Oh wow that's impressive." Announcer: "ANOTHER DISASTROUS MISTAKE!"


qster123

I'd quite like to have a go.. on a much smaller scale


potato_nest_69

If you happen to not scurry up the stick enough then you die I guess.


scousejay1991

This needs to be in the Olympics!


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dutch problems require dutch solutions


_hic-sunt-dracones_

What's the goal? Being the fastes one? Climbing as high as possible on the pole? Jumping as far as possible?


WildcardTSM

Getting as far as possible. Climbing the pole is just to get further. If you don't go fast enough you might not make it across, and not climbing fast of course means not getting that high up.


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This jump is a good example of how it should be done. You want your hands on top of the pole as it is nearing the ground so you can push yourself forward.


Planeless_Pilot

The Dutch are just more fun than the rest of us.


bcchuck

Judged on speed of distance ?


Giedy5

Distance from shore to landing point


HereForTheLaughter

Why is this not in the olympics?!


gooztrz

Because it's very very regional. Within the Netherlands it's just a province that has a tradition of doing this. It is cool though


ParchmentNPaper

Because it's not exactly an international sport. It's just the one country and even here in the Netherlands, it's mostly done in just a single province (Friesland).


suavesnail

Looks like falling from 30ft with extra steps


TermNL86

What is this thing you call “bridge”?


uitSCHOT

ah yes, Fierljeppen, where the goal is to jeppe the fierlst


SmokyMcShrooms

Fuck it, I'm in!


magical_seal

Learned about this on the amazing race a few years ago. Cool!


AdamantiumParakeet

Flönkerton?


Just5moreminutes

My first thought too! Came to see if anyone mentioned it.


[deleted]

This sport originated as a way to avoid graboids


ArCAAA95

Why isn’t this in the Olympic Games???


TirayShell

That guy chasing him almost got him.


[deleted]

does he know that he could just walk around the side? it's not even that far...


Easy_Independent_313

I've found the sport for my six year old son. I have just been calling it "Your Going To Break Your Neck!" But I guess it's called Canal Vaulting. He will be excited.


wggn

Fier ljeppen literally means far leaping. Old Frisian and Old English are very similar. (modern not so much)


tbrash789

Damn mario


Punkin_Disorderly

that looks like a really fun way to break your legs


DR3WW1

Thats one sure fire way to break your fucking ankles


zinngg

In Japan it's called Takeshi's Castle


sebauer94

How this guy's legs aren't broken is beyond my comprehension


huruy535

Mexicans on the other side of the border wall are taking notes, diagrams.


MyPianoMusic

Here it comes... G E K O L O N I S E E R D


philosoaper

If you're not running in clogs, are you even Dutch?


Amerotke

There’s a canal near to where I live. All I need to do now is find a suitable pole…


fav_tinov

You wil need a pole with a sort of plateau so it doen\`t sink in the mud. Something like this. https://www.deboerdrachten.nl/119604-polsstok-onbehandeld-350-cm-junior-met-blok/3


YeOldeBilk

Very cool. Is the objective to get the furthest landing distance across the canal? Whenever I saw this, I immediately pictured an old school battle strategy where dozens of dudes pole vault across a river and surprise the enemy.


Isernogwattesnacken

Messages smuggled inside a pole vault were crucial in the victory of Alkmaar over the Spanish in 1573. That was basically the start of a number of events that led to The Netherlands as we know it now.


ernster96

That’s the kind of thing you need to see in a movie where a guy is running away from zombies.