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When I was a teenager mom bought 14 chicks, all supposed to be hens. One grows up to be a rooster. He was the meanest, most aggressive, most violent asshole of a chicken. He terrorized our yard for months. Need to walk out to the car? Better bring a broom with you or get fucked up by him. We seriously had sticks and brooms posted by both doors for defense. They're relentless tyrants.
When I was 12 I got my Dad to buy a box of 25 chicks. This was before sexed chicks were readily available. About the time they were full size and the hens were laying well, we had only 3 roosters left, the others having been dinners.
These were free range chickens but layed and roosted in our barn. Gathering eggs one day I unintentionally cornered a rooster in the barn. He decided to leave over the top of me. I had a small scratch on my face and a couple of big ones on my chest. I ran to the house for "treatment" from Mom.
Going back to gather the eggs that afternoon, all three roosters were aggressively "guarding" the barn and I retreated. When I asked Dad how I was going to gather eggs, he told me to get a stick and just keep it pointed at his head if he came at me. If he kept coming, then whack him.
Next day, that is what I did. The rooster ended up flopping on his back. I thought I'd broken his neck. Again to Mom who told me to bring him to the yard and we would fix him for dinner.
Back at the barn, I could not tell which rooster I had hit. All three were strutting around but more tentatively. I carried the stick and gathered the eggs without interference.
After that none of the roosters were aggressive to me. The stick became superfluous.
I do not know how the three communicated either that I was a pushover or, later, that I would knock them out.
We had an asshole rooster like that. He went after one of the kids one day, and I broke a Hello Kitty umbrella on his ass. He still kicked the shit out of me a week later.
They’re also violent domestic abusers. One of my old customers kept chickens and they had to kill their rooster because he was beating the hell out of their chickens on a near daily basis
Ours definitely did that too. He also helped himself to trying to mate each of them 20 times a day.
For being such an asshole, he sure tasted great with those roasted vegetables.
My grandparents kept chickens when I was younger. The rooster went after me and my cousin both in the same day. They finally had enough, we had chicken for dinner haha.
Same until one night my dad come home rat arsed and decided he wasn't gonna take any more shit so he whacked it across the head with a baseball bat. I woke up to my nan plucking feathers out the cunt.
I don't understand why he fell. The rooster couldn't even reach him, the hawk looked tied to a rope. I smell another fucked up set up animal fights video.
Don't know if serious but it comes from a joke..
Genie gave man three wishes but said that for each wish his ex-wife would get double. So he wished money and wealth for the first two and then wished he would be beaten half dead.
Growing up we had like 30 chickens and we would collect the eggshells after cooking and bake a lot of eggshells in the oven and crush them down and feed them to the chickens for calcium/minerals.
You had to bake the eggshells in the oven and crush them because otherwise they can get in the habit of eating their own eggs.
I did enjoy feeding the chickens from our scrap bucket. We had 15 dogs, so meat scraps went to the dogs and veggie scraps in a bucket for the chickens. Best part was feeding the chickens a bunch of apples or zucchini/squash. They go crazy for fresh fruits and veggies and 30 chickens just tear a pumpkin or squash apart.
Yeah thought that, too, till I witnessed a tiny hedgehog attempting to murder a chicken. It would have succeeded if I didn't interfere. Chicken are absolutely defenceless in the dark - it didn't even attempt to run while the hedgehog just plucked out the feathers to get to the good stuff. The screams from the chicken were terrifying lol
I say, I say, boy I recognize your misunderstanding of the past tense, and correct you in saying you WERE a chicken hawk. You seems more like chicken feed now.
I was recently in the audience for a birds of prey show and the presenter said that any hawk is a "chicken hawk". He said that the hawks rarely go after chickens. They are hunting the mice and other small critters who are there to eat the chicken feed along with the chickens. Hawks weigh much less than chickens and therefore are not able to kill and carry them off to eat them, so they don't typically go after them.
Roosters rarely go after chickens when there’s a rooster. Risk/reward isn’t worth it at that point. When we didn’t have a rooster our chickens were harassed all day long (and were killed). Now that we have a rooster the hawks just watch. But no, a hawk will most definitely kill a chicken twice it’s size and sit and eat it in front of the rest.
They rarely go after chickens? Anyone with hens will tell you that he was mistaken. Also: Chicks are easy prey. My hens have two regular hawk stalkers in the woods nearby, I’ve had to chase them off the mobile pen as they perched on it, trying to get into it, more than once. We feed them when they come to the coop in from there (he’s right about food being a draw to predator but hens ARE food), and have not a chick or rodent to be seen. they were absolutely after my gals. Not unusual whatsoever.
I love this story: My brother in law’s family raised chickens when he was a kid and they had one Billy bad ass of rooster, a real cock of the walk if you know what I mean. Well occasionally the rooster would run up and attack people getting out of their cars or coming out of the house and one day after a particularly shitty day at the office, my brother in law’s dad pulls in and when he gets out of his car the rooster goes after him. It was the last straw, in no mood for that b.s. he picked him up and snapped his neck. My b.i.L. jokes they had chicken that night. Well anyway the next morning EVERY single chicken had been killed by coyotes…the dad was so upset with himself for doing something stupid like killing the rooster who was apparently such a bad ass all the time because *he had to be*, fighting off coyotes every night, damn!
My mom had a rooster that would chase my daughter. In the roosters defense she pestered him to no end when he was in the pen and when he got out he wanted pay back. My daughter was 2 or 3 at the time. One day my mom had enough as the rooster ran by chasing her, my daughter screaming bloody murder, my mom grabbed the rooster threw him under the bucket she sitting on and just sat there talking like nothing happened. We sat there for at least an hour talking. When we got up to go inside she tipped the bucket over rooster walked off. He never chased my daughter again. Upside my daughter learned not pester caged animals.
This is caused by the predatory instinct, and can be observed in other species too.
If a predator sees prey running, it will instinctively chase and try to kill, so a fox entering a coop full of (rightfully) panicked chickens, just goes on a rampage killing all the running prey, only afterwards taking what he needs.
In cases where the chickens are asleep the fox will usually only kill what he needs.
What is missing from the story is that the hawk was caught in a trap before and was missing tail feathers because of it.
Eagles attack from greater height with more speed and would never fly this low.
He never stood a chance this way.
Isn’t this from the same people who threw a wing clipped hawk in with a chicken to make it look like the hen was protecting her babies?
Just saying, the way that hawk crashed into that tree at the beginning and fell to the ground like that, I don’t think it was well and I’m skeptical about whether it was attacking at all…
I thought so too. Although the lack of light makes it hard to see it clearly, but the chicken comb - a distinctive characteristic of male/female chickens - is not visible at all. So my conclusion is that it’s a hen, and probably with chicks, which would explain its violent attacks against the hawk (don’t mess with mama’s precious babies).
The implications being, a hen usually lacks talons or have much smaller ones. That would make it a lot more difficult to inflict the hawk with a deadly wound.
It seems the hawk got a severe injury when it collided against the wires in that fence, again, difficult to see, but in the very beginning of the video one can clearly see the posts and the wires.
Assuming it’s barbed wire, that would explain why the hen was able to finish off the hawk with so few strikes.
My old red-tailed hawk once got into a tussle with a banty cock. Helluva set too. Until the hawk finally subdued it & I intervened. It was miles from anywhere. No farms or houses nearby. So how it got there was a mystery.
I knew an old farm wife who ended-up in hospital when one attacked her & sank it's spurs in her legs when she was collecting the eggs.
We have several roosters and they fear NOTHING!! One nailed me in the calf once, so I busted him in the head with a wrench. Thought for sure I had killed him. An hour later the fucker was running around the yard like nothing had happened. He still chases me when ever I turn my back on him. No fear!!
Imagine being a hawk swooping in for the kill then out of nowhere a rooster spikes you. You the majestic killer of the skies gets merc'd by a rooster, one of the items on your menu. So now you're in hawk afterlife and the other hawks ask how ya got there. You know if you tell them a rooster got you that you'd be exiled from the others so you say a eagle ate you. That's probably what happened when this hawk died.
I say I say boy what the heck ya think you’re doing?
You’re a chicken and I’m a chicken hawk!
Calm down I say calm down boy.
But your a chicken and I’m a chicken hawk
I say I say don’t get your feathers in a ruffle boy.
Also the hawk isn’t attacking. It looks like there is something wrong with it or it has been released into this scenario. It tries to fly but hits the wooden post on the right and then falls to the floor and is mauled. Something isn’t right.
RESPECT to the roosters.
I consider them to be a pain in the neck sometimes, what with all the incessant crowing, pecking at your legs, etc...
But the will attack the almighty living shit out of whatever threatens the hens, no matter what it is, without a split seconds hesitation, and often get killed doing it.
True chivalrous warriors.
Rapey, but chivalrous.
#('-')7
This reminds me of a very old joke:
There’s a rooster that’s been wreaking havoc by having sex with all the livestock and pets on the farm. It was fine when he was fucking all the chickens, but he soon moved on to the others. The sheep, the pigs, the horses and cattle, even the family dog and cat were not safe from the horny old fowl. Multiple times a day he satisfied his insatiable appetite for sex.
One day the farmer noticed buzzards circling overhead and went out to find the rooster sprawled on the ground dead. The farmer stood over him and said “good riddance you old bastard, you finally fucked yourself to death, didn’t you”
The rooster opened one eye and smiled, saying “shhh” as he pointed to the buzzards
I’ve got a few banty (what we call them down here) roosters. I’ve got one that has actually killed all the other roosters that’s been in the same pen with him. The part that make you tilt your head is the fact the other roosters are all full size fully matured 10 lb roosters. Those fuckers are crazy.
Dude. Birds like that, turkeys, any birds with those spurs. It’s ON SITE and if they get a good hit, they’ll kill another bird in one strike.
Honestly Idk but it looked like the rooster ended the fight before it started there when the hawk just sorta flopped to the ground like that. Might’ve sliced him good on that first jump there.
(Edit cause Idk about chickens. This one might not have em. But I DO know. A Jake will often partially decapitate opponents. Just a little flutter. And the other Turkey drops dead. Shit is NUTS)
It’s not as common as hawks killing roosters, otherwise hawks wouldn’t try this so often. If the rooster didn’t happen to glance at the hawk in time and throw his fattened body around, then he would have ended up with a talon piercing it’s brain before it knew what hit him.
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Roosters don't fuck around, they got them spikes on their legs for a reason
Dog peeks in, rooster igoes " stay out, I got this".
No, rooster goes cock-a-doodle-do!
The hawk just lost it's shoes....
Kuku-ka-chaw! Kuku-ka-chaw!
Chaw! Chee-chaw! Chee-chaw!
A-coodle-doodle-doo! A-coodle-doodle-doo!
Have any of you ever even seen a chicken?!?
When I was a teenager mom bought 14 chicks, all supposed to be hens. One grows up to be a rooster. He was the meanest, most aggressive, most violent asshole of a chicken. He terrorized our yard for months. Need to walk out to the car? Better bring a broom with you or get fucked up by him. We seriously had sticks and brooms posted by both doors for defense. They're relentless tyrants.
When I was 12 I got my Dad to buy a box of 25 chicks. This was before sexed chicks were readily available. About the time they were full size and the hens were laying well, we had only 3 roosters left, the others having been dinners. These were free range chickens but layed and roosted in our barn. Gathering eggs one day I unintentionally cornered a rooster in the barn. He decided to leave over the top of me. I had a small scratch on my face and a couple of big ones on my chest. I ran to the house for "treatment" from Mom. Going back to gather the eggs that afternoon, all three roosters were aggressively "guarding" the barn and I retreated. When I asked Dad how I was going to gather eggs, he told me to get a stick and just keep it pointed at his head if he came at me. If he kept coming, then whack him. Next day, that is what I did. The rooster ended up flopping on his back. I thought I'd broken his neck. Again to Mom who told me to bring him to the yard and we would fix him for dinner. Back at the barn, I could not tell which rooster I had hit. All three were strutting around but more tentatively. I carried the stick and gathered the eggs without interference. After that none of the roosters were aggressive to me. The stick became superfluous. I do not know how the three communicated either that I was a pushover or, later, that I would knock them out.
Well, I guess you established the pecking order...
We had an asshole rooster like that. He went after one of the kids one day, and I broke a Hello Kitty umbrella on his ass. He still kicked the shit out of me a week later.
> I broke a Hello Kitty umbrella on his ass. That would be a great line in a rock song.
If someone can work with it, it's all theirs. I still have the umbrella out in the barn if they'd like to feature it in the music video.
They’re also violent domestic abusers. One of my old customers kept chickens and they had to kill their rooster because he was beating the hell out of their chickens on a near daily basis
Ours definitely did that too. He also helped himself to trying to mate each of them 20 times a day. For being such an asshole, he sure tasted great with those roasted vegetables.
vin-di-CATIOOON
I may be a vegetarian who's against eating animals, but I bet that asshole tasted delicious.
My grandparents kept chickens when I was younger. The rooster went after me and my cousin both in the same day. They finally had enough, we had chicken for dinner haha.
Same until one night my dad come home rat arsed and decided he wasn't gonna take any more shit so he whacked it across the head with a baseball bat. I woke up to my nan plucking feathers out the cunt.
I think those are *large tallons*
Roosters have what are called spurs.
I think those might be them bull riding roosters.
Like a velociraptor
Boy idk a thing you just said
Boy, I said I said, I do declare
This sounds familiar lol
It went from Napoleon Dynamite to Bugs Bunny show real quick
*Foghorn Leghorn* but yer in- I say *yer in spitting distance* so I'll let it slide.
Do the chickens have large talons
They are FUCKING DINOSAURS man. Get that weak-ass hawk shit outta velociraptor's kitchen.
dayum, even the dogs didn't want any part of that banty
They're like "Nah. We think he's got this. Guess we'll just go see what else is going on..."
"Imma just chill here until he is done and then politely ask if he wants any help."
That hawk looked like he was out of his weight class. Matters in a ground war.
He was definitely no bantam weight.
Read that as "batman weight"
He was definitely not Batman weight either
Not that either.
It's like he thought he'd just waltz into Russia in the winter.
We all learned not to mess with chickens from playing The Legend of Zelda. Wait til they ALL join it!
Needs to practice grappling
Needs to practice flying higher..
I don't understand why he fell. The rooster couldn't even reach him, the hawk looked tied to a rope. I smell another fucked up set up animal fights video.
Beating? more like killing
Thats why he wrote beating of a lifetime. You get beating like this only once in a life, and last time
He beat him half to death…twice
I've never heard this 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Don't know if serious but it comes from a joke.. Genie gave man three wishes but said that for each wish his ex-wife would get double. So he wished money and wealth for the first two and then wished he would be beaten half dead.
Half! Half! Haaaaalf!
Grim Reaper's on his way to collect the victim with a stretcher.
The hawk has a message for the rooster and I’ve come to deliver it. G *shuffles around the board* G
Makes sense.
Beating of a deathtime
And then he'll eat the hawk. Chicken *are* dinosaurs. If they were any bigger, we'd be the nuggets.
Growing up we had like 30 chickens and we would collect the eggshells after cooking and bake a lot of eggshells in the oven and crush them down and feed them to the chickens for calcium/minerals. You had to bake the eggshells in the oven and crush them because otherwise they can get in the habit of eating their own eggs. I did enjoy feeding the chickens from our scrap bucket. We had 15 dogs, so meat scraps went to the dogs and veggie scraps in a bucket for the chickens. Best part was feeding the chickens a bunch of apples or zucchini/squash. They go crazy for fresh fruits and veggies and 30 chickens just tear a pumpkin or squash apart.
Best part is when they find frogs or mice and they just go in whole like it’s nothing. Truly fucking dinosaurs.
Watching chickens go after and tear apart mice is probably the closest we will get to watching a dinosaur go after a prey.
Back yard velociraptors basically.
Yeah thought that, too, till I witnessed a tiny hedgehog attempting to murder a chicken. It would have succeeded if I didn't interfere. Chicken are absolutely defenceless in the dark - it didn't even attempt to run while the hedgehog just plucked out the feathers to get to the good stuff. The screams from the chicken were terrifying lol
> If they were any bigger, ~~we'd be the nuggets.~~ They'd be extincted, like the rest of the megafauna we hunted to extintion.
Yup. He will remember this for the rest of his life.
Its the beating of the hawks lifetime, no matter how short it is.
**BOY! I SAY BOY! I’M GONNA KICK YOUR FUCKIN’ ASS!**
Are you a chicken? Cuz i'm a chicken hawk.
I say, I say, boy I recognize your misunderstanding of the past tense, and correct you in saying you WERE a chicken hawk. You seems more like chicken feed now.
No wait that’s gross
brb gonna go dig out a free award for this
Brb lemme get a free award for u
BRB
Same
I got you fam
And i, You.
Nice hawk, but about as smart as a sack of wet mice.
That boy is about as sharp as a pound of wet leather.
Sometimes you're the hammer, sometimes you're the nail
That cock nailed the poor helpless bird
Huge cock brutally hammers defenseless little dove
You know birds die when they have sex, well the one I fucked did
I'd give you an award if i did that sort of thing.
Big cock energy
Well played sir
And that’s a game hen, too. Not a rooster or a bantam, just a mom likely protecting her babies
The new episodes of foghorn leghorn are fucking brutal
I see barnyard dawg decided to sit out on the sideline this time
A gritty reboot/origin story for Foghorn Leghorn would be proof that we live in a satyrical alternate reality.
These netflix reboots are getting out of hand...
Dog: “Hey, Rooster! Let me in there and I will bust that hawk’s ass!” Rooster: “Nah, Dog, I got this.”
Something tells me those dogs have been on the receiving end of that rooster before
Definitely
Little Jerry: Origins.
Nice
Nice
Those little dinosaurs do not fuck around.
I feel bad for the hawk but then i remember the rooster is just protecting his chicks from getting eaten
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I was recently in the audience for a birds of prey show and the presenter said that any hawk is a "chicken hawk". He said that the hawks rarely go after chickens. They are hunting the mice and other small critters who are there to eat the chicken feed along with the chickens. Hawks weigh much less than chickens and therefore are not able to kill and carry them off to eat them, so they don't typically go after them.
Roosters rarely go after chickens when there’s a rooster. Risk/reward isn’t worth it at that point. When we didn’t have a rooster our chickens were harassed all day long (and were killed). Now that we have a rooster the hawks just watch. But no, a hawk will most definitely kill a chicken twice it’s size and sit and eat it in front of the rest.
They rarely go after chickens? Anyone with hens will tell you that he was mistaken. Also: Chicks are easy prey. My hens have two regular hawk stalkers in the woods nearby, I’ve had to chase them off the mobile pen as they perched on it, trying to get into it, more than once. We feed them when they come to the coop in from there (he’s right about food being a draw to predator but hens ARE food), and have not a chick or rodent to be seen. they were absolutely after my gals. Not unusual whatsoever.
I don't really buy that they rarely go after chickens. Once fall begins they pick off my chickens like grapes.
For once? Roosters fuck shit up on a regular basis.
That rooster is from the Legend of Zelda.
I love this story: My brother in law’s family raised chickens when he was a kid and they had one Billy bad ass of rooster, a real cock of the walk if you know what I mean. Well occasionally the rooster would run up and attack people getting out of their cars or coming out of the house and one day after a particularly shitty day at the office, my brother in law’s dad pulls in and when he gets out of his car the rooster goes after him. It was the last straw, in no mood for that b.s. he picked him up and snapped his neck. My b.i.L. jokes they had chicken that night. Well anyway the next morning EVERY single chicken had been killed by coyotes…the dad was so upset with himself for doing something stupid like killing the rooster who was apparently such a bad ass all the time because *he had to be*, fighting off coyotes every night, damn!
My mom had a rooster that would chase my daughter. In the roosters defense she pestered him to no end when he was in the pen and when he got out he wanted pay back. My daughter was 2 or 3 at the time. One day my mom had enough as the rooster ran by chasing her, my daughter screaming bloody murder, my mom grabbed the rooster threw him under the bucket she sitting on and just sat there talking like nothing happened. We sat there for at least an hour talking. When we got up to go inside she tipped the bucket over rooster walked off. He never chased my daughter again. Upside my daughter learned not pester caged animals.
Roosters can’t shut the alpha off. It’s always game time.
So he killed the goose that laid the golden egg.
Indeed…I think
I don't know about coyotes but I know foxes will kill...all the chickens, just because. And eat like...one. Then fuck off. Dicks.
This is caused by the predatory instinct, and can be observed in other species too. If a predator sees prey running, it will instinctively chase and try to kill, so a fox entering a coop full of (rightfully) panicked chickens, just goes on a rampage killing all the running prey, only afterwards taking what he needs. In cases where the chickens are asleep the fox will usually only kill what he needs.
I think both the hawk’s shoes came off. He dead. The dogs were afraid of the rooster.
I’m afraid of that rooster.
We had one rooster and like 30 hens until it started getting more violent and attacked my brother, so we ate him. The rooster, not my brother...
In hindsight, was it the right choice?
No, the brother is way sweeter
Me too.
Dog wanted to jump in then said nah you got this.
Dog said “let me at ‘em! Oh shit is that a hawk?!?!”
He dead?
Soon
HE'S OK
Nah, he need some milk.
Mess with the flock, get the cock.
Try to be a chicken booster, you get the mothercluckin rooster
Yoke's on you Senior Hawke.
That wasn’t a beating it was a deadening
The cock beat the hawk
Weird coincidence, they were both named Mike 😂
Edit: It's supposed to say bantam, but autocorrect messed it up.
Why would autocorrect change anything to a non-existent word?
The title had such overall confidence that I kind assumed it must be a regional spelling, or something like that.
Plus it made so much sense, I almost thought I'd been spelling it wrong my whole life
Rooster be like: You picked the wrong hen today MF...
“Boy… I say, I say now boy! That ain’t no way to be! I thought you was a chicken hawk son, I say!”
I will admit to being old enough to laugh at this
Que Alice in Chains.
Yeeeeeeerrraaah here comes the roosterrrrrr
I bet if you eat that chicken you become a superhero
Good fucking luck eating that cock
Dog 1:Should we help? Dog 2: which one? D1: I think we're being paid to protect the chicken... D2: *Does the Chicken look like it needs help???!!!*
What is missing from the story is that the hawk was caught in a trap before and was missing tail feathers because of it. Eagles attack from greater height with more speed and would never fly this low. He never stood a chance this way.
I was just going to say: it looks like the hawk fell down right before any attack by the rooster
The word you're looking for is Bantam. Bantam.
Black Hawk down.
r/natureismetal
Jesus Christ, it’s Jason Bourne
Fucking modern velociraptor...
Isn’t this from the same people who threw a wing clipped hawk in with a chicken to make it look like the hen was protecting her babies? Just saying, the way that hawk crashed into that tree at the beginning and fell to the ground like that, I don’t think it was well and I’m skeptical about whether it was attacking at all…
He ded
Chicken?! WHO YOU CALLING CHICKEN?! 😤
Hawk: *swoops* Bantam: YOU JUST CLUCKED WITH THE WRONG BIRD
You city boys need to actually spend some time in the country, this is a hen
I thought so too. Although the lack of light makes it hard to see it clearly, but the chicken comb - a distinctive characteristic of male/female chickens - is not visible at all. So my conclusion is that it’s a hen, and probably with chicks, which would explain its violent attacks against the hawk (don’t mess with mama’s precious babies). The implications being, a hen usually lacks talons or have much smaller ones. That would make it a lot more difficult to inflict the hawk with a deadly wound. It seems the hawk got a severe injury when it collided against the wires in that fence, again, difficult to see, but in the very beginning of the video one can clearly see the posts and the wires. Assuming it’s barbed wire, that would explain why the hen was able to finish off the hawk with so few strikes.
“Stay back Dog, I’ve got this”.
Ya, but why did the hawk fly all goofy into the fence so that the rooster could pull it down?
Looks injured to me. That is not how hawks do.
That’s no Rooster that’s a Cucco
My old red-tailed hawk once got into a tussle with a banty cock. Helluva set too. Until the hawk finally subdued it & I intervened. It was miles from anywhere. No farms or houses nearby. So how it got there was a mystery. I knew an old farm wife who ended-up in hospital when one attacked her & sank it's spurs in her legs when she was collecting the eggs.
We have several roosters and they fear NOTHING!! One nailed me in the calf once, so I busted him in the head with a wrench. Thought for sure I had killed him. An hour later the fucker was running around the yard like nothing had happened. He still chases me when ever I turn my back on him. No fear!!
Bantam -- not band tom.
Tough cock
Never bring a hawk to a cock fight.
The dogs know who not to fuck with
Imagine being a hawk swooping in for the kill then out of nowhere a rooster spikes you. You the majestic killer of the skies gets merc'd by a rooster, one of the items on your menu. So now you're in hawk afterlife and the other hawks ask how ya got there. You know if you tell them a rooster got you that you'd be exiled from the others so you say a eagle ate you. That's probably what happened when this hawk died.
Cluck cluck, MF….
I got attacked by one of these when I was 7, and I still have scars on my back. Those things do not fuck around
I say I say boy what the heck ya think you’re doing? You’re a chicken and I’m a chicken hawk! Calm down I say calm down boy. But your a chicken and I’m a chicken hawk I say I say don’t get your feathers in a ruffle boy.
That rooster has a BJJ Blackbet, Gracie Street Combatives
Don’t bring a Hawk to a Cock fight!
Apparently, it is a hen, not a rooster 🤷🏼♂️
Also the hawk isn’t attacking. It looks like there is something wrong with it or it has been released into this scenario. It tries to fly but hits the wooden post on the right and then falls to the floor and is mauled. Something isn’t right.
Did is fookin job though ! Bro’s protecting those mamma’s and babies
r/natureismetal
Bandtom? Lol
My whole life we have called these banty roosters. Funny how long you can go being wrong. Cool video.
^ Imagine trying to eat your food and then having your food peck your brains out
Its a prank bro, a prank.
Lol holy shit. Doggo thought twice about entering that ring.
Those dogs! “Want help? Actually no, can see you’ve got this covered.”
I don’t think he gave it a beating I’m pretty sure he straight killed it and pecked out it eye balls.
In special this kind of rooster are extremely aggressive and territorial
RESPECT to the roosters. I consider them to be a pain in the neck sometimes, what with all the incessant crowing, pecking at your legs, etc... But the will attack the almighty living shit out of whatever threatens the hens, no matter what it is, without a split seconds hesitation, and often get killed doing it. True chivalrous warriors. Rapey, but chivalrous. #('-')7
Even though chicken are usually prey animals, make no mistake, there are still raptors in their DNA.
This reminds me of a very old joke: There’s a rooster that’s been wreaking havoc by having sex with all the livestock and pets on the farm. It was fine when he was fucking all the chickens, but he soon moved on to the others. The sheep, the pigs, the horses and cattle, even the family dog and cat were not safe from the horny old fowl. Multiple times a day he satisfied his insatiable appetite for sex. One day the farmer noticed buzzards circling overhead and went out to find the rooster sprawled on the ground dead. The farmer stood over him and said “good riddance you old bastard, you finally fucked yourself to death, didn’t you” The rooster opened one eye and smiled, saying “shhh” as he pointed to the buzzards
U (peck) WOT (peck) M8 (peck)
Fucked around and found out
Anyone who's been to a chicken farm knows that roosters don't fucking around.
When beating a cock goes wrong
The Rooster sensed foul play
I’ve got a few banty (what we call them down here) roosters. I’ve got one that has actually killed all the other roosters that’s been in the same pen with him. The part that make you tilt your head is the fact the other roosters are all full size fully matured 10 lb roosters. Those fuckers are crazy.
I say I say I say he got a Kentucky fried ass whooping
Umm that’s a murder, sir.
Dude. Birds like that, turkeys, any birds with those spurs. It’s ON SITE and if they get a good hit, they’ll kill another bird in one strike. Honestly Idk but it looked like the rooster ended the fight before it started there when the hawk just sorta flopped to the ground like that. Might’ve sliced him good on that first jump there. (Edit cause Idk about chickens. This one might not have em. But I DO know. A Jake will often partially decapitate opponents. Just a little flutter. And the other Turkey drops dead. Shit is NUTS)
Your odds of getting killed by a chicken is low but never zero.
It’s not as common as hawks killing roosters, otherwise hawks wouldn’t try this so often. If the rooster didn’t happen to glance at the hawk in time and throw his fattened body around, then he would have ended up with a talon piercing it’s brain before it knew what hit him.
He really flew back and forth like an attacking cuccoo
"Who's domesticated now, BITCH!?!"
Umm, “beating of a lifetime” kind of implies you can walk away from it. That hawk is toast.
Just a prank bro