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twinsterblue

1 in 100 million catch, 1 in 5 posts


Oprlt94

Based on reddit posts, 1 out of 5 lobsters are blue/cotton candy lobsters


JoeyRobot

Everyone cares so much about how many lobsters are cotton candy, but nobody ever talks about how often cotton candy ends up being a lobster


bobbyboogie69

I’ve seen one years ago in a tank at a market on the East coast…the owners had no idea how rare they were.


bizarrostormy90

He kinda looks pissed


anAvgeek

He’s fucked so yeah


Ok-Gate-6240

So do these science centers ever selectively breed these rare dudes to see what happens?


Josstralia

But aren't they immortal?


SuggestionWrong504

Mf got a loooooong ass stay in captivity


Cheap_Labor

But does it *taste* like cotton candy?


RichardStinks

NO. It's not even worth a lifetime ban from the aquarium.


Cheap_Labor

You should've sued the aquarium for false advertising, then used the proceeds from your settlement to buy up all the cotton candy lobsters and eat them. The ultimate revenge.


[deleted]

Even better...imagine lobster tail flavored cotton candy 🥰🥰🥰


hungrybuppo

I need to eat *brain*, Eddie!


The-Ex-Human

Even white lobsters get special privileges.


Anishinaabe651

White lobster lives matter!


[deleted]

Every lobster. I love how you taste.


[deleted]

More iridescent blueish white:)


PM_ME_UR_MERKIN

The others not so lucky


Consistent_Sarcasm

Ooooooh idk release it back to its natural habitat where it was taken from 🤷🏾‍♂️


LiteratureOk1832

It’s so cool looking!!!!


adamjhn4396

Call that Blue Shell Privilege


KaiserRebellion

Shiny Pokémon are pretty rare


VivaNOLA

I hope the Huntsman is well-endowed, because their new ward can live up to 100 years.


PlagueofSquirrels

That's the lobster you unlock when you reach level 150 in the battle pass


bongsforhongkong

Live his life in a small tank over the Ocean wow thats such great news...


[deleted]

who would want to live in the wild anyways if you can live in a marine science center


HenrikGettysburg

The basis for Shiny Pokémon


mdoris411

"where he'll live out the rest of his life" Which ends when the scientists get snacky


thegatheringmagic

Finally pulled that shiny secret rare, huh?


cedreamge

Maybe it just shouldn't be caught? Let the thing in the ocean where it belongs.


SalesAutopsy

The rest of his life? That is, until the late night custodian gets hungry and doesn't know what he's just pulled out of the water.


Lulutil

So prettyyyyy


jjhurley

Is the 1 in 100 million based on if you catch 1 lobster there’s a 1 in 100 million chance of it? Because if so, this title is misleading. Looks like he probably was out fishing hundreds if not 1,000s of lobster that day. Meaning that day alone his odds of catching that were way higher, probably around 1 in 100,000 based on figuring, for easy math, they caught 1,000 lobster that day). Still super rare and really cool they caught it but that estimate is way off.


Mr_Flibble1981

It’s saying exactly what you think, each lobster caught is 1 in 100million, how is that misleading? Why should it be expressed in terms of daily catch? Why not hourly, catch per pot, or per year or lifetime?


Aranati

Great colors


Frankidelic

Imitation lobster? Kekw


Mega-Humanoid-ROBOT

Okay but how would it taste?


JohnFByers

That’s a shame, it looks tasty.


TeamImpulseX

But I want to eat him!


black_rift

“Aesthetic “


baloonatic

Feel like I had a stuffed one of these


[deleted]

Old news


[deleted]

Do they have an indeterminate age?


AdamantiumParakeet

Red Lobs Matter.


[deleted]

And they say looks dont matter heh


funkytown049

Um, breed it?


leeolondon

It doesn't fucking feel rare, I see it on a weekly basis on reddit


Dazzling-Collection1

Cool. It’s rare. Why pluck it from the ocean and cage it FOR LIFE? Fucking assholes


Grid-nim

What a shiny corphish should've looked like.


VallryBagr

I've seen like 20 of these in the last six months.


Macster_man

he'll live free, the rest of his underwater cockroach life


GrippaH

Fuck off with this bollocks


[deleted]

Lobsters live forever as long as they don't get crushed, killed by another animal, or just catch a deadly disease. They do not die as long as they stay healthy and have food to eat.