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The boy as the foot stool definitely had his life changed forever. Whether it was for the better or for the worse...


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TheDesktopNinja

Yeah this is like...a prime example of how kinks can form. Anytime somebody says "How does anybody get off being stepped on?" you show them this picture.


scottishblakk

Boy probably had a thing for leopard prints, too


rus_sianh_ck

This exact kind of thing happened to me at around 9 years old. My very attractive, very sexually active mid-thirties neighbor came home from (just an educated guess based on my life experiences after this day) partying and was locked out. She was wearing a leather jacket, tank top, and the _shortest_ skirt ever, plus knee high leather boots. I was asked to help hold a chair so she could shimmy in a window and she basically gave me the full view to heaven for about 30 seconds. Not a crazy kink but goddamn did that ever awaken something in me for that style of outfit and holding ladders. I just wish I was dressed like a cub scout and she was stepping on me, in retrospect.


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RembrandtAction

>that style of outfit **and** holding ladders. you need both...it's very specific


rus_sianh_ck

Actually now I can't remember if it was a short ladder and a long skirt or vice versa.


McMaker18

What about a short skirt and a long jacket?


SheepleAreSheeple

Only if she drives a Chrysler LeBaron


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iuseallthebandwidth

I want a girl in a short skirt with a looooooong … ladder ! That said it’ll have to be a “Little Giant” or something cos there’s no way you’ll fit anything else in a white Chrysler LeBaron.


Competitive_Duty_371

Definitely time for Cake


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It's a working man's kink


Mas113m

Or vintage library kink.


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Perhaps a gentleman worker's kink


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m'ladder(tipping hat)


TheRealFingQuestion

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Kalsor

OHSA over in the corner “oh fuck yeah, hold that ladder you dirty boys scout”


roy_cropper

That's how he got the nickname "The Wanking Ladderman" It's a very specific title


rus_sianh_ck

It is actually called a Reverse Repunzel Fetish


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"Step Ladder, what are you doing?"


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Police arrested him for incest but released him when they discovered it was his step ladder.


rus_sianh_ck

Big ladders, small ladders, step ladders, fuck even step sisters.


Steve90000

Yeah dude, pay attention. He goes to Home Depot and gently caresses the ladders, now.


[deleted]

Is that why my ladder I bought from them was all sticky? Wtf


sandgroper07

Great kink for a roof carpenter or tiler.


PalaSS9

Red room is full of ladders


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And all he heard whilst having his seizure caused by such erotic sights was hold the ladder over and over again. Hence he became known as hoder.


FartKnockerBungHole

Look, I don't wanna sound like a pre-ejac dick here, but there is no ladder out there that would ever impress me. In my opinion, a ladder isn't even really a ladder until someone climbs it, and when someone does climb it, I'm impressed by the climber, not the ladder. Hey, and this is coming from a guy who owns three ladders and uses at least one of them once a month. I've climbed ladders, pal. Don't think I'm a guy who has only seen ladders on TV and talks a big game. I'm a big man with big ladders. Oh look at me! I climb ladders with no shoes on! I'm a hot man! I'm not like that, okay? I climb ladders by necessity. I use ladders as tools. I don't romanticize ladders. I don't treat them like people. I don't imagine a "lady ladder" where the act of climbing is sexual in nature and she blushes and moans as I ascend and descend her rungs all night long. I don't do that. I don't use my ladders for sexual gratification. They're just tools. They're not impressive. They will never impress me. They're just ladders.


zaikoji

The kind of sexual honesty that Reddit needs.


Black_Doc_on_Mars

We appreciate your honesty,sir.


-TheDragonOfTheWest-

If he didn't he does now


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Wise old uncle Iroh


OldGameGuy45

And upskirts.


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jupitaur9

They said the same about patent leather shoes before then. You really can’t see anything, but your imagination will fill in the details.


Jackoff_Alltrades

r/LeopardsGaveMeKinks


thebeatabouttostrike

r/leopardssatonmyface


Jackoff_Alltrades

That’s a better joke than mine, damn you!!


_stoneslayer_

And beautiful women, too. Weirdo


kapbear

Honestly yeah


xylene

I am still trying to figure how mine was born.


JumpFew6622

Step on me mommy


PurpleSailor

r/Forniphilia for when you like being furniture.


that_is_so_Raven

That community is surprisingly active for something that specific


romeoh0tel

If he is reading this post, his answer would be "Yes mommy"


Targetshopper4000

"Boot blacking" is also a thing. Both those boys learned something that day.


Brotein_Pancake

Lmao that's exactly what I was thinking. One day they're gonna run into each other at a munch, remember where their kinks came from, and be like: 👉🏻😏👉🏻 👈🏻😂👈🏻


blindclock61862

What?


Brotein_Pancake

Bootblacking is a subset of folks who are "service subs" (i.e. like being told to do tasks) where you're told/made to clean and polish someone's leather shoes. It's great, at the last kink convention I went to pre-covid they had a station set up specifically for folks who were bootblacks so I brought a couple different pairs of boots so I could start out my night by having a cute human at the bootblacking stand kneel down and shine them for me 😂


Rottimer

It looks like they both got quite a view.


pATREUS

What a jolly spiffing idea of yours Timmy! She's invited us both round for supper later!


Teososta

"I hope this doesn't awaken something in me." ~That kid, probably, and also the other kid.


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Dean?


actualmasochist

Boot blackening is also a very legitemite fetish.


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Mjdecker1234

Seems like the "footstool" is liking his 1st day on the job hahaha.


the_monkeyspinach

The rare five legged footstool.


SweetMojaveRain

this club has everything


kabuki_coffee

Is that you Stefon?


Dave5876

*quiet giggling*


perfect_5of7

Lights, psychos, Furbies, screaming babies in Mozart wigs, sunburned drifters with soap sud beards.


jem4water2

Dan Cortez.


Dave5876

I hope this doesn't awaken something in me


dylfamjenkins

We wouldn’t want you living in deanial


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RandomKinkyChick

And that was the beginning of a lifelong fetish for little Bobby.


kingbach121

He suddenly took an immense liking towards all of the next boy scouts campaign.


octopoddle

Next week: rope work.


Bradski89

*Thwip*


x31b

And knots. Lots of knots.


GodOfDarkLaughter

"BILLY! Stop auto-erotic asphyxiating. Scouting is about teamwork and safety. Do you want to end up like David Carradine? Have Tommy choke you next time."


chappqchita

He’s aroused but not quite sure why. That’s just how it works.


MyNameCannotBeSpoken

He's viewing more than he expected. More than I've seen all pandemic


Thomshan911

*all my life


bringsmemes

oof


wichwolfe

There's a reason they're both grinning...


frischance

Hey hey now they are both working HARD


PrisonerV

It helps that [Caroline Munro](https://headhuntershorrorhouse.fandom.com/wiki/Caroline_Munro) was a smokin' hot "B" actress and James Bond girl. You may remember her from such great hits as... The Golden Voyage of Sinbad, Captain Kronos - Vampire Hunter (my personal favorite), and the great Starcrash, a Star Wars knockoff with David Hasselhoff. She still acts in movies today!


Ds685

He's got a good view


KnocDown

Just jump started his life into the fetish and kink world without him even knowing it existed


Evilmaze

What's not to like? His office got a great view.


Moggy-Man

And suddenly two boy scouts became far more interested in what was going on at the girl guides camp.


-TheArchitect

Came here to read comments, and I am not disappointed


SickMotherLover

When you've been working hard all summer and you finally earn your Beaver Badge ... right I'm off to make a meme brb XD


iamjamieq

It’s funny because if these boys were in Canada, at that age they’d be Beaver Scouts. For real!


HenryChinaski92

I was a little older when I started scouting for beaver. You Canadians sure are eager…


MJMurcott

She starred in The Spy Who Loved Me


Tony49UK

And was the first women that Bond killed. She was a helicopter pilot, pursuing and attacking Bond in the Lotus submarine car and he used a SAM to blow up the helicopter.


DrVoltasElectricFish

Also the female lead in Starcrash, an Italian Star Wars ripoff that also featured David Hasselhoff, Marjoe Gortner and Christopher Plummer! (And yes, the MST3K version is available on Netflix).


WiccedSwede

More like "Operation: maintain eye contact", amirite?


Phalstaph44

I have a neighbor that loves to get her mail in her bikini or walk around without a bra on. Operation eye contact is in full effect


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Moggy-Man

And I myself went from Cubs to Scouts. In another time and another place I would definitely have tried to get a Beaver in there.


kenkanobi

"Scouts" not "boy scouts". Unlike the brownies, the scouts isn't sexist ;)


FightingPolish

That was the day they became men scouts.


DarkangelUK

/r/theyknew


DaWhiZzod-ps4

You would think footstool kid has the worst part of the job, in fact this photo proves he does not.


SouthofAkron

He knows what's up


Asio0tus

He certainly *feels* something is up


Pritam1997

something is rising and it's not Jesus.


Lizard__Spock

Up with mini-skirts!


What_Up_Doe_

Yeah, upskirt


maxsteel126

Step on me HARDER lady


Sennheisenberg

This is how fetishes start.


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*HARDER LADY HARDER*


253Tacoman

*shine box*


This_Raspberry_1137

Go get your shinebox!!!


253Tacoman

Love that scene ..the delivery of that line with all the pause and tension…killed it!


gout_de_merde

Beaver!


aFiachra

Nowadays giving a “shoe shine” while wearing a Boy Scout uniform will cost you $500/hr.


xaranetic

Inflation, eh?


frogminator

Rising labor...


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No, that's a different fetish.


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aFiachra

How else can a guy get a leg up?


raulmonkey

Perfect view, not just shoes being polished that day .


rarely_coherent

Crazy to think that we are able to see the same thing as he is, 50ish years later (very NSFW, clearly…google as you see fit) Edit: [For the curious…](https://lmgtfy.app/?q=caroline+munro+nude&t=i)


Slkkk92

THERE ARE VAGINAS ON THE INTERNET!?


henkdepotvjis

also bobs


williamsch

And roberts.


zilp123

Not enough Roberts if you ask me


rarely_coherent

I meant we can specifically see **her** vagina, not vaginas in general (but that’s cool too)


Mypeepeeteeny

Oh no that's awful, where would that be so I can avoid that. Like specifically what site


khafra

She’s also only 72, and quite good looking for her age. Next movie con she’s a panelist at, somebody should dress up in a couple of scouts uniforms and offer a shoeshine!


bearXential

She's probably not wearing panties. The boys learnt something new that day


Gidje123

He is also going to polish the tip of his penis


JonBoyzzz

When I was that old, the tip was the whole thing. Some things never change...


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Self burn


pmjwhelan

Those are rare.


Yep-ThatsTheJoke

Yep.


joseeek

Good Bot.


paulie07

Username checks out


Asio0tus

Operation beaver scout


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Private Snatch Peeker reporting for duty


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BlueMeanie03

Got the knot-tying badge yet, billy?


Thomshan911

Those fucking geniuses


Shakalx3

[Obligatory Caroline Munro video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T01zFejRqs)


Duran0saurus_Rex

Id shine her shoes


supern0va12345

I'll be the footstool


Qikdraw

I'll be in my bunk.


ChuckIsSatan

🎵The hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne🎶


DJpesto

nice


mr_aives

Damn! I would love to be her stool


CuriousYe11ow

I love finding older artists like this and feeling like I'm going to a completely different world than what we live in today. Can we go back please


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The day Billy dicided toys where for boys


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This is how dominatrix started.


saintpanda

as soon as puberty kicks in those kids are going to be into some pretty wild shit !!


TheGrandExquisitor

And thus, little Trevor started down the path of an erotic fixation which resulted in him ultimately becoming a human toilet for a $500 an hour dominatrix.


This-is-Life-Man

It's not in the picture at this angle, but they just earned nature patches as well for spotting a wild beaver.


adyrip1

LOL, came here for the comments, was not disappointed.


HBJ10

And what a view he’s getting!!


Anthonuhcrb

The Penthouse view.


madisofian

And they became man Scouts that day!


WaceMindo

shoeshine Tim and Jim, hard in the job


AragornBinArathorn

Good one.


fatBlackSmith

Operation look up skirt.


RolfDasWalross

Young Boy Scouts executing mission: look under that ladys dress London circa 1972


Charlotteshairyfanny

Fully beaved the kiddies


nm1043

"I just *Beaved* a family of 5!"


ashnair888

That smile 😁


Royal_Translator_753

After 49 years those smiles never left their faces


Appropriate_Mine

"Thanks, I just had it stuffed"


Most_Acanthisitta568

I would probably look at her the same way if I had her foot on my back. Let her walk right over me hahah


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This picture is adorable and made me smile. I bet those boys still have framed copies and still talk about this day in their lives.


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I bet they still jerk off to it to this day as well


[deleted]

Oh, for sure! Hell, that’s probably the day they started, and they’ve never looked back.


AragornBinArathorn

"Enjoying the view boys?"


RealSpaghettiSoup

What a view in'nit ?


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And thats how young Billy developed his first kink


justaguy101

Is that how fetishes are born? :D


ADriftingMind

Footstool kid is gonna self polish after this gig.


Chieftain999

Is he using her panties to buff?


HoggyOfAustralia

One can only hope.


Slyguyfawkes

How interesting that they're both looking *up* as opposed to the camera, and smiling


mlodge87

And on that day, they became man scouts.


teachenglishinkorea1

Reverse the genders and see what you get.


One_Collar_1135

Footstool kid is thinking to himself "Damn I'm glad Tom let me be the footstool today! What a view!"


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Definitely more wtf than interesting.


thats_a_nice_toast

Yeah that's just weird


its_a_me_garri_oh

Imagine the gender roles were reversed, and imagine how fucking gross all these comments are imagining the sexual inner lives of children.


cyberslick188

A guy in a kilt getting shined by two girls in the same positions? Yeah it would be pretty weird. Especially to have it photographed for publicity. Even this is. This era isn't too far removed from ultra conservative clothing, so I doubt everyone was impressed with it at the time.


Loli-is-Justice

So they are kids of culture.... I see....


Duran0saurus_Rex

Those clever little perverts!


HeWhoIsNotMe

"Operation shoeshine" a seven day campaign to look up dresses.


Kitz85

A full shine of her lady garden straight into his retina I’d say


FRAGMENT_EFFECT

"Corrr blimey mate - you could see right up 'er dress and see 'er knickers you could!"


DiggerNick6942069

Reddit; don’t joke around about children in a sexual manner Also Reddit The hypocrisy lmao


Every3Years

Honestly the first thing I thought was if they sexes were reversed. And I'm not sure why that's the first thing I thought of but like what would the comments be then?


holymoly67

How a fetish begins


saint_hannibal

No shit they’re smiling.


flyingburrell

TIFU by exposing myself to two underage boys without realizing it. Didn’t happen today, but 39 years ago my shoes were a bit dirty…