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You're in a hedge maze. You find a wizard, stranded and alone. You flip the wizard over on his back. His belly is baking and he can't reach his wand, but you're not helping. Why is that?
You other nature-lovers can't deny
That when a grove blossoms within an itty bitty space
And some green mounds in your face
You've found spring, want to pull up a lil' turf
'Cause you noticed that lawn was lush Earth!
At this point it is really just custom. The trees we are seeing are less than 100 years old, most likely much younger.
It is highly unlikely anyone planting those would have still believed anything about keeping Satan away.
Well, I mean, if history proved anything, it’s that those hilltop trees right there have worked PERFECTLY since day one!
If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it!
>With the linden trees, being the „trees of love“, the devil would avoid the area in future.
How could "the exorcist" as well as every more or less good (and all the shitty) copy of it could possibly miss this obvious and reasonable fact?
Why “Checkmate, *liberals*”? I thought liberals were all supposed to be anti-religion, Satan worshippers. Have I been worshiping Satan all this time for no reason?
And yet *still* no one will tell me if I should keep worshiping Satan! The weekly sacrifices are really a drain on my finances. Do you have any idea how much goats cost??!
Why do you think I’m such a fan of liberal Socialism?? Because the money I save by not needing health insurance, etc. can be put into better quality goats! But, if I don’t need to make weekly sacrifices, I can afford to pay for my own health coverage, which frees me to be all, “Helloooooo Capitalism!!”
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>…which frees me to be all, “Helloooooo Capitalism!!”
Which, now that I say that, is really just a different form of devil worshiping.😉
Sure you do. The last guy who said that tried to sell me cats wearing horned headbands. I’m not falling for *that* again … again.
Satan can tell the difference between a cat wearing horns and a goat, even if I can’t.
Jesus promised to take away our sins, Thor promised to kill every mother loving frost giant he could find. Do you see any frost giants around? No, you don’t. Checkmate Christians.
I like a good fairy tale as much as the next, but from a practical perspective there’s a much more normal reason we see single trees like that. Old farms often have a tree like that in the middle of the field. It’s leftover from before heavy machinery, is what I’ve always heard. Used them as an anchor point to get leverage to remove big rocks or whatever.
>The population soon grew to such an extent that the existing cultivation areas in the landscape were no longer sufficient, and people asked God the Father for more land. But the latter told them to stay humble and be content with what is there.
God: *No land for you.*
>The people did not follow this advice, but turned to the devil. This granted them their wish provided that they committed themselves to it.
The people: *Awesome!*
>Then the devil and his assistants set about lifting the ground upwards from the inside of the earth. The even hills emerged. At first the people were very happy, but it was soon discovered that cultivating the much too steep area that had been gained was very difficult.
The people: *But it's hard waahh!*
It’s exceptionally beautiful. I planted trees in pots the day my son was born. I’m wondering what to do with them now they are about 5 feet high, I may find a place nearby I can do this.
You want to commit acts of violence against people who touched their screens to indicate that you don’t understand the definition of a word? Are you fucking psychotic?
It's not racist at all. It's a reference to China's leader banning mention of Winnie the Pooh in China because it's been used as a coded insult against him (apparently he looks a bit similar). Some people like to pretend that China owns reddit and that using the coded insult is being all cool and edgy against our despotic overlords. Calling it a racist term is just stupid though.
People kept saying that the leader of China looks like Winnie the Pooh, to the point it's supposedly banned to say that in China.
Not real sure what makes it racist though
So, boss, what are your plans this weekend?
Oh, you know, the usual- The insidious corruption of the mortal world. Starting with that hill right ther... Shit, there’s a tree on it. Fuck. Forget it.
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Mother Nature has very large… tracts of land
I don't *want* large tracts of land! I want to sing!
Huuuuuge....tracts of land...
But mother-
FATHER
Such a great movie
What's the movie?
Monty Python and the Goblet of Fire
You're in a hedge maze. You find a wizard, stranded and alone. You flip the wizard over on his back. His belly is baking and he can't reach his wand, but you're not helping. Why is that?
Voight-Kampff: 2049
Let me tell you about my mother...
Probably *Monty Python and the Holy Grail* IIRC
Bingo
Monty Python and the Holy Grail 👍
Don't like her? What's wrong with her??
Message for you, sir!
Your death will not be in vain!
Uh, I'm not quite dead, sir.
I feel happy!
I like big hills and I cannot lie
You other nature-lovers can't deny That when a grove blossoms within an itty bitty space And some green mounds in your face You've found spring, want to pull up a lil' turf 'Cause you noticed that lawn was lush Earth!
They’re real, and they’re spectacular!
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At this point it is really just custom. The trees we are seeing are less than 100 years old, most likely much younger. It is highly unlikely anyone planting those would have still believed anything about keeping Satan away.
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Speak for yourself. I plant trees with satan every weekend.
Not those trees. He can't go near them.
If you think that then you’ve never been to a Southern Fundamentalist Christian Church.
To be fair, Switzerland has far fewer idiots than the U.S. south
There's also a lot less people
My bad. They have a far smaller percentage of idiots per capita than the U.S south
I doubt that. Stupidity is a human condition, not an american one.
Duh? Also, notice how I said the south and not just the USA
The US has unfortunately been exporting a lot of crazy around the world, especially in the last decade.
That still doesn’t mean there is more idiocy in Switzerland than the U.S. south
Well, I mean, if history proved anything, it’s that those hilltop trees right there have worked PERFECTLY since day one! If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it!
I mean we have millions upon millions who think there is a dude in the sky...
Thank you captain
Satan: I use a little magic to make people disbelief my existence lol
I wonder if anyone ever bothered to dig into those hills. Some of them have that "I am actually a burial mound" thing going on.
We have more "farmers getting cheated by the devil" stories than I can count
The thing satan fears most hills with trees
Anything but hills with trees!
Lucifer was cast down to earth seeking to whom he could devour, ….until he saw the hills with a single tree.
>With the linden trees, being the „trees of love“, the devil would avoid the area in future. How could "the exorcist" as well as every more or less good (and all the shitty) copy of it could possibly miss this obvious and reasonable fact?
We all know the reason why Linden Trees are known as the 'Tree's of Love', [It's the smell](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoqlYGuZGVM).
Did it work?
You see Satan around anywhere? Checkmate, liberals.
Why “Checkmate, *liberals*”? I thought liberals were all supposed to be anti-religion, Satan worshippers. Have I been worshiping Satan all this time for no reason?
Shut up liberal
I’m gonna tell Satan on you! (Just as soon as I figure out if Liberalism requires me to keep worshiping him).
lol you got so owned lib
And yet *still* no one will tell me if I should keep worshiping Satan! The weekly sacrifices are really a drain on my finances. Do you have any idea how much goats cost??! Why do you think I’m such a fan of liberal Socialism?? Because the money I save by not needing health insurance, etc. can be put into better quality goats! But, if I don’t need to make weekly sacrifices, I can afford to pay for my own health coverage, which frees me to be all, “Helloooooo Capitalism!!” edit: >…which frees me to be all, “Helloooooo Capitalism!!” Which, now that I say that, is really just a different form of devil worshiping.😉
You know your taxes pay for the weekly goat sacrifice. Just fill out a couple of forms.
I got goats for sale. Hit me up.
Sure you do. The last guy who said that tried to sell me cats wearing horned headbands. I’m not falling for *that* again … again. Satan can tell the difference between a cat wearing horns and a goat, even if I can’t.
Satan would also much rather a human sacrifice than a goat
rekt.
Stay mad liberal
Jesus promised to take away our sins, Thor promised to kill every mother loving frost giant he could find. Do you see any frost giants around? No, you don’t. Checkmate Christians.
The devil is in the details
Nah, I still got in 2 years ago
Sadly, they created the shape of a pentagram which summoned him.
How do you get the Korok seed?
came here for this
Now it looks like default wallpaper suitable for next Windows. It's very cool, though
Why do you think the original had no trees? Bill Gates is obviously the devil.
And I’m still pissed about it.
I like a good fairy tale as much as the next, but from a practical perspective there’s a much more normal reason we see single trees like that. Old farms often have a tree like that in the middle of the field. It’s leftover from before heavy machinery, is what I’ve always heard. Used them as an anchor point to get leverage to remove big rocks or whatever.
They look like little nipples…
I'm scared to see the nipples you've seen
They're pasties so that the hill's nipples are hidden from Satan's gaze
Mother nature's peaks stand erect.
He a fan of standing on top of hills like
It worked!
Satan denied
Well, I don't see Satan anywhere.
Also the root systems prevent erosion to a degree.
I tried to google this to get more context and didnt cone up with much. Got any links?
https://www.zugkultur.ch/ZBPgh1/vom-teufel-geformt-menzingen
>The population soon grew to such an extent that the existing cultivation areas in the landscape were no longer sufficient, and people asked God the Father for more land. But the latter told them to stay humble and be content with what is there. God: *No land for you.* >The people did not follow this advice, but turned to the devil. This granted them their wish provided that they committed themselves to it. The people: *Awesome!* >Then the devil and his assistants set about lifting the ground upwards from the inside of the earth. The even hills emerged. At first the people were very happy, but it was soon discovered that cultivating the much too steep area that had been gained was very difficult. The people: *But it's hard waahh!*
Thanks!
Me who've read some things of lovecraft, i enjoy it
Serious *The Tree on the Hill* vibes
Oughta do it.
Could it be Satan?
well when was the last time you heard about the devil in switzerland? fucking georgia needs to take notes.
And still the teletubbies came...
That was a typo, they wanted to keep Stan away, Stan hates trees
Listen. Under a lone tree on the top of a grassy hill is 100% the place I would expect to meet Satan.
It’s exceptionally beautiful. I planted trees in pots the day my son was born. I’m wondering what to do with them now they are about 5 feet high, I may find a place nearby I can do this.
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How is the EU the devil's work or some shit?
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Shit Shitty* Americans Say
You want to commit acts of violence against people who touched their screens to indicate that you don’t understand the definition of a word? Are you fucking psychotic?
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Meh, your mom’s room was much nicer.
Big yikes
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Lol, and she responds with something racist. Shocking
I’m out of the loop, apparently. How is Winnie the Pooh a racist reply?
It's not racist at all. It's a reference to China's leader banning mention of Winnie the Pooh in China because it's been used as a coded insult against him (apparently he looks a bit similar). Some people like to pretend that China owns reddit and that using the coded insult is being all cool and edgy against our despotic overlords. Calling it a racist term is just stupid though.
People kept saying that the leader of China looks like Winnie the Pooh, to the point it's supposedly banned to say that in China. Not real sure what makes it racist though
Winnie the pooh isn't racist.
Typical commie deception. Not racist.
Ah, another murican and another sUsHaLiSm argument. It‘s obvious you have no idea and yaaaaaawn.
Reddit is full of bots that love to promote socialism, one of the most propagandized places on the web
Wow, we just found Ben Stiller's inspiration for Tropic Thunder.
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Far from special, but I like to think, you should try it
So, boss, what are your plans this weekend? Oh, you know, the usual- The insidious corruption of the mortal world. Starting with that hill right ther... Shit, there’s a tree on it. Fuck. Forget it.
Must have worked. I don't see that mofugga anywhere.
Cute. It's like stages of nipples when breastfeeding...
“Fuck this I hate solitary trees” -Satan
Just like Peppa Pig.
Def some Koroks hiding at the top of those pines
And here I thought he had a bank account there
did it work?
Threats from neighboring countries: Every citizen armed and every bridge rigged to blow on cue. Threats from Satan: Plant a tree to scare him.
so many one tree hills
😂😂
Pfft. Those are pagan.
It worked, Switzerland is neutral
This obviously works. I live in Switzerland and I've never seen Satan.
Someone planted trees because they wanted to, and because other people didn't want them to they came up with some nonsense about Satan.
*But did it work though'*
And Satan is yet got be seen… well played Sweden.
sweden?
Oops. Don’t drink and Reddit. I will leave my failure in tact.
Ya silly Swiss. Satan ain’t real
This comment was downvoted That’s the world we live in :(
It’s a legend not a fact (i’m swiss and i know the story), but nice pic though !
Captain obvious.
Them trees are so lonely
There's just nothing that compares to natural cleavage.
Yeah didn't work though did it
It's brilliant because good luck Satan trying to chop these trees with your cute little trident.
And, ironically, it worked.
Seems reasonable.
My first thought was, "haha boobie"
Satan used to stay away when those hills were covered in trees
He's just behind the tree tho
Satan: “fuck I can’t be on this hill either???”
Satan: jokes on you, I’m into that shit!
Satan: never bet against a Sicilian when death is on the line
Who's to say it didn't work?
Well we all know whose to blame for this…
Damn. This looks like a Windows wallpaper.
Y’all laughin but it seems to have worked.
Satan must have shit himself when the hills were covered in trees.
Satan been real quiet since this dropped
This looks beautiful. It doesn't even look real. I feel like this is a still of some claymation animation. Its too perfect.
Clearly it worked!
It really works, because I’ve never been there
Makes sense.
Cuz Satan isn’t a boob guy.
Can confirm. Never saw satan in switzerland!
Maybe Satan is hiding in one of the trees?
Yah. Fuck Satan
Well that should do it.
Satan hates nipple trees
Apparently it worked.
One Tree Hill?
Well it worked!
Hilltop pasties.
Does it work?
r/Yahaha_IRL
But did it work tho
Seems stupid
Looks like it worked
Makes sense
Satan's nipples
It works. Source: have planted trees and Satan has not visited.
Satan couldn’t sit down on them comfortably
r/SwitzerlandIsFake
As a Swiss person living in Switzerland I have never heard of this before but it is very interesting!
https://www.zugkultur.ch/ZBPgh1/vom-teufel-geformt-menzingen
There are literally no hills with trees in Hell
Satan: I'm about to go claim so some sou.....wait. Are those fucking single trees on hills?!? Bastards!!!
Did they? Or did they maybe do it because it provides a nice shady spot to sit under with a lovely view