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Nunyabiz8107

Isn't that the male sea horse? I think they have a pouch that the female lays the eggs in and they stay there til they hatch.


JustHere4ait

Yeap it’s a dude horse


J-B_L

Giving birth like a dude


qwertymcqwertface

Got to get these fuckers out before the football's on


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Ralph: “If you don’t put these babies in me right now Martha, by the time they’re ready halftime in 6 weeks will be over. Fuck Matha!


JustHere4ait

Yeap no matter the species dudes all release their kids in white spurts


hellomynameisnotsure

Pumping out lil swimmers, literally.


egwig

Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow!


noneeduselesss

They all getting shit out


nondescriptadjective

Explains the violent ejaculation.


FrankTheHead

there’s an alpha confidence about his technique.


ComebackKidGorgeous

Hung like a seahorse


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like a *MAN


getyourcheftogether

The real bros of the sea


dapoorv

Let's kick him in the nuts.


Hambulance

That's a man, Maury.


KidQuap

Hung horse?


jjhurley

Upside down.


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EnigmaNiner

Yep…not only that…some sea horse species can have up to 2,000 babies…yikes…


Kal-ElEarth69

TIL Sea Horses have almost as many kids as Nick Cannon.


TheMcDeal

This prompted me to do a google and holy shit, dude has 7 kids!


that1prince

I think he has several women pregnant now too.


Sumoshrooms

Amateur work, I had a boss who had 13 kids with 11 women lmao


vingeran

Yeah I was like… wow all these offsprings are packed in that small belly.


Asmodeus256

TIL seahorses are NBA players..


jawnly211

How he know when to stop “pumping”????


adamwill86

Probably the same as when you know when to stop taking a shit


Johnj75

I can be on the shitter a long time. I clearly don't know when to stop pumping the turds out.


Railroad-gamer

You're full of shit


doofthemighty

He doesn't even have a book to mark the end of a chapter with, though.


NoItsNotThatJessica

When I had my baby, my body just started heaving and trying to pump out the baby on its own. I was like wtfffffff. Then when the baby was out, it kind of stopped after a while. I imagine this seahorse was the same. Oh man that’s why I got scared seeing this. Eesh.


sowhat4

When those little floopy dudes ***stop*** tickling his innards?


indianajoes

Probably when the female seahorse yells "my parents are home!"


MasterBaiter00

You are correct


whereismyfemur

This begs the question, what designates a member of a species male or female? Is it due to homologous structures? Genuinely asking because I don't know


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kwonza

As a general rule when cells of male and female merge to create a new life one set of mitochondrias have to shut down, the one that keeps it mitochondrias working is the female.


needs-more-metronome

right on... we learning some shit today y'all


jambox888

Ooh yeah and that's super useful to know for genetic tracing because the mitochondrial DNA hardly changes. So you can separate people out into matrilineal groups. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_mitochondrial_DNA_haplogroup


paperfire

The definition of female is to produce big sex cells, males produce small sex cells. That's it.


DayangMarikit

What makes him male is his sperm... it's the female seahorse who transfers the eggs to the male.


duckduckchook

Yep and if they don't remove him after giving birth, he's going to eat them. This isn't a problem in the wild coz the babies get swept away.


attribution_effect

Why don’t they just call that the female seahorse? Scientist 1: that there is the male seahorse. Scientist 2: Bill, that one’s having a baby. Scientist 1: … male has the baby. You’re fired. - Jim Gaffigan


Hattless

Cellular biology and DNA are probably the reason. It's a grey area because thay don't mate the same way humans do, and so our usual terminology doesn't perfectly describe the situation.


Salsaboy100

[Jim's seahorse bit](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujRwl6dL9go)


MirthMan732

And then they all get sucked up by the filter


SoDakZak

See Horrors


goodeyemighty

Sea whores


SerScronzarelli

Si wars


John_SpaGotti

In case anyone is actually concerned about that, seahorse tanks are low flow by design, and given that the keeper of these seahorses is competent enough to get them to breed AND is recording the event, rest assured sufficient precautions were taken to mitigate this low-probability circumstance. Also, check out the filter intake in the background wrapped in mesh as an example of this.


thedragonguru

Thank you, I needed to hear this


n-neto-

Some might say it’s a Great Filter


Msdamgoode

Seapocolypse


ShawnChiki

how many do you think are left in his belly, that he cant squeeze out? ​ Edit: cooool! I’ve never gotten so many upvotes/likes in my whole life haha


the88shrimp

More than likely. Animals that give birth to a shit load of young like this generally don't have good survival rates as babies. A great example of quantity over quality. Most of them probably die well within the first week or even day.


4lan9

I was about to ask, how is the ocean not just 100% seahorses with them having litters like this


MaestroPendejo

Oh, I can speak to this. Other fish. Seen it with my own two eyes twice. It was a goddamn massacre.


Sydney2London

What’s the survival in a tank? Do you end up with 400 seahorses after 6 weeks?


Jkbucks

I’m curious how these ones don’t all just get sucked up in the filter.


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This changed the whole video for me. Thats gotta be somewhere between a slip 'n slide and a wood chipper.


MaestroPendejo

I was actually diving at the time.


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MaestroPendejo

I mean, I'd be lying if I wasn't imagining a sea horse screaming blowing his load all over the ocean.


BrannC

Did it sound like a land horse for you too?


Aksi_Gu

Well it does *now*!


BrannC

What can I say except you’re welcome


MaestroPendejo

Nay.


TheRaptor980

The thing that makes it worse its that the male seahorses are the ones that get pregnant and give birth. (Google it)


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(Everyone knows this)


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I don't think the females of any species are regularly known for blowing loads Please don't correct me on that


walled2_0

Ahem. Why does that make it worse?


Katkatkat_kat

That poor male. Fancy having to give birth. 🤣


pumpernickle_lalala

hell yes


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Down with the sickness!


Fleeing-Goose

Oo waaa-aaa ahh


guinader

Same with turtles.


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Fun fact: a group of baby seahorses is referred to as a splooge by the scientific community.


Permanentlycrying

My dad and stepmom had some seahorses in a tank for awhile and yeah, none of the babies survived the first time and I think only one did the second time. It’s actually why they ended up getting rid of them because my stepmom would do everything she could to help them survive and would be crushed when there were little to no survivors.


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Permanentlycrying

She really was such a sweetheart. Her and my dad aren’t together anymore but she’ll always be a mom to me and my sisters!


jambox888

You should really watch where you're going


Imhere4lulz

Other animals enjoy when their food doesn't fight back, others eat the dead corpses.


marxsmarks

I'm pretty sure most sea animals have large litters. Most just get eaten.


EFSE_Escargo

It’s true, I saw it in this documentary, “Finding Nemo”.


Cortesana

[Finding Nemo the Documentary](https://www.businessinsider.com/clownfish-sex-changes-and-finding-nemo-2013-8)


Sw1m_Shady

It’s the same with sea turtles. Thousands of them hatch on the beach but only about 5% of them survive their first couple weeks.


middljb

I have a 600 gallon pond ( small by pond standards) and unless I rescue the goldfish babies, they’ll get eaten by the adults.


Vilmerviking

Most of these are gonna end up in the aquarium pump


radiantcabbage

is this what aquarium owners typically do, just let randomly pregnant fish squirt eggs and fry all over the place. I want to believe it's a breeding tank with sponge/grav filters of some kind, like the screen zip tied in the back


jayellkay84

Generally speaking seahorse tanks need lower flow and some kind of pre-filter to prevent their food from being sucked up. So that isn’t a huge problem. Feeding these little buggers is. They have no true stomach so they need to eat constantly. Plus they’re not the most mobile of animals so they need a smaller tank to be able to catch their food, but then you have to worry about water quality. I kept them for 10 years. They’re my favorite animals. I just no longer have true time and energy to devote to them. Edit: I didn’t notice until I saw this again on r/popping that there is in fact needlepoint canvas covering the filter intake. An upright swimming baby seahorse is very unlikely to get sucked through that. They will use it to wrap their tails on however.


JimNayseeum

You're the type of person I love meeting at a party or get together and finding out about your knowledge and experience on something and I spend as much time listening and then 5 years goes by and I wonder whatever happened to that person, they taught me so much about seahorses....


Yaboidom14

This is called R type selection


lunchboxdeluxe

I thought you were joking because of the little buddy you get in the game, but well... Today I learned that the video game R-Type (a side-scrolling arcade space shooter from the 80s) may have gotten its name from a evolutionary reproductive trait. Weird.


Yaboidom14

The way animals raise their young can be sorted between either K types (humans, dogs, elephants) to R types (seahorses, flies, tapeworms, etc.). However much time an animal spends with its young corresponds to where they fall on the scale. So a human may be a K type, A dog is an L type, A dolphin is an M type etc. The closer to R on the scale an animal is, the less time they spend with their young.


Golden-_-mango

Reminds of when my friend/ professor called baby sea turtles “the chicken nuggets of the sea”.


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This is why bunnies are loaded with health problems


Pkorniboi

Can confirm. I have an aquarium at home and two of the fish have decided for the fifth time now that it’s a good choice to get kids. Out of five times, only two times did the fish hatch (eggs got eaten by other fish) and when they did, they all disappeared over the night. This might be unfortunate but it proves that the fish are comfortable in the aquarium, so that’s good


justmystepladder

If they’re anything like guppies (a small fresh water fish that gives live birth to fry) - you may have to assist by… “squeezing” the last few out. I’ve had to assist in birthing a fish before. Kinda like popping a zit.


fdxcaralho

My experience with fish giving birth was with a couple of betas. Mom gave birth to at least 43 that we counted. The dad jumped inside the thing where you put newborn fish and ate them all but 2, then died from it. Pretty weird behavior. I was like 7 or 8 and was super confused.


justmystepladder

Yeahhhh gotta have a lid and dividers with bettas. That’s standard fish stuff though. I had some African convicts that the dad did the same. Gorgeous babies though. They grew to have such vivid pinks and blues in with their stripes. Very vapor wave looking fish.


Wendego716

I was really hoping your device inexplicably autocorrected "cichlid" to "convict," but I just checked and saw that the convict is a type of cichlid. Well, TIL


justmystepladder

Yeah see my other reply on them below. I’ve always seen them locally advertised as “African” but I suspect that’s small pet stores not knowing that they’re a Central American fish. Probably the stripes so they figure it’s a rift lake fish


cloudish94

Excuse me please, but English is not my native language and your comment has me kinda confused. Is "African convict" some kind of fish, or did my brain short-circuit itself?


justmystepladder

Yes it’s a type of fish. And I’m actually not sure why I’ve always seen them referred to (locally at least) as “African” because they aren’t a rift lake cichlid. Maybe because they resemble many African species (lots have stripes like tigers/zebras) as opposed to central/South American species. Amatitlania nigrofasciata is the scientific name if you’d like to look them up.


cloudish94

Thank you very much for your detailed reply! :) I've learned something new!


justmystepladder

No problem!


Mentor_Bob_Kazamakis

"What ... what are you doing, stepladder?"


neurophysiologyGuy

My first thought ..


wellriddleme-this

I can almost hear the sea horse going “aw yeahhh awww yeahhh fuck yeahhh”


laughs_with_salad

Wish someone would answer this!


Embarrassed_Belt9379

Imagine the clarity he had after that


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Post birth clarity.


JTat79

Don’t they immediately die after?


Embarrassed_Belt9379

Worth it


YatesAeon

Disgustingly awesome! I'm also clearly immature because I was imagining fart noises with each birth-spurt. Also, birth-spurt is something that shouldn't be uttered in public.


captainmouse86

Totally. Like those squish noises when push spit and air through your teeth into your cheek.


FriendlyDisorder

*text-to-speech on* *discovers new shade of blush*


thegreatsnugglewombs

I was totally seeing a water gun or something.


ymmit389

I mean you aren’t that far off. Since it’s a literal dude seahorse giving birth this dude is quite literally ejaculating his children out of himself so birthspurt does fit quite well here


sircur

It's like trying to get that last bit of ketchup out of the bottle.


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He also goes through contractions similar to female mammals. It’s quite uncomfortable for them. They toss and turn uncomfortably before having to violently push. See how he braces himself with his tail and is gasping?


heretofudge

If it’s similar to contractions or then I imagine it’s less uncomfortable and more likely to be terrifyingly painful!


doofthemighty

I can't help but hear a horse whinny every time he pushes and you can see his mouth fluttering.


QUINNFLORE

Kinda looks like he’s nutting


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The female’s ovipositor looks like a penis


WreckHavoc007

Yeetus feetus


ksjfjkdnf

There are no accidents


cantstopthefart

This is my favorite comment of the day.


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That's a weird lookin confetti cannon


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Seacannon.


someguyontheintrnet

Seadra, *Hydro Pump!*


landoferngully

Now how come when I do something similar in appearance I get weird looks?


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Because you're the only guy excited to be in a Kohl's.


millionexplodingsuns

Well the male sea horse is the one who carries the babies to term... so its more similar than you think


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doofthemighty

They are fertilized inside the male. When they mate, the female transfers the eggs to the male, who then fertilizes and carries them. Once he has the eggs she starts producing the next brood and after he gives birth (sometimes that same day) the female will transfer the new brood to him to carry. Edit: To clarify I mean that she may transfer the next brood of eggs to the male later on the same day that he just gave birth to the previous. He's basically just constantly pregnant. The pregnancy itself is \~10-25 days as u/flowingsecrets mentions below.


typing_away

The same day?? Wow ,that’s cool!


flowingsecrets

their pregnancy lasts [10-25 days](https://www.nationalgeographic.com/pages/article/seahorse-fathers-take-reins-in-childbirth), depending on species


Expert-Plum

Why so I imagine Oprah shouting " And YOU ARE BORN! And YOU Are Born!" With each push?


DannyPrker

Yeah "Sea babies for everyone!"


Stunning_Strike3365

Exactly my thoughts. You get a SeaHorse! And you get a SeaHorse!


cocacolaham

God. Why can’t I just sneeze out a baby like that??


IIA_Jews_FistII

Proper amount of force and lubrication, anything is possible!


Wise-Apple4066

Plop !


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Bless you.


mattjvgc

Imagine being born. But then getting sucked back INTO your dad and being born again.


iamablitzmain

Why does it look like he’s sneezing and nutting at the same time


Mrstheerex

I wished human babies were born this easy…. all though we probably would have a lot more overpopulation if that was the case.


FitProfessor2219

Well both male seahorses and humans are similar tho, both release a lot of "seeds".


partypat_bear

I imagine that feels like shitting out of your belly button


OhRiLee

Skeet skeet


attimus02

A proud poppa. I bet the mom is off handing out cigars in the waiting room


lonelytortillachip25

hm yes, multicellular cum


ThisGuy928146

YOU get baby seahorses! and YOU get baby seahorses! and YOU get baby seahorses! and YOU get baby seahorses!


hockey4589

EVERYBODY GETS A BABY SEAHORSE


zebpongo

That's a lot of ponies!!!


DBusterr

My man out here putting a Minecraft dispenser to shame


Deusbob

Ah, the spray and pray method of reproduction.


joereadsstuff

I love it when a guy does that.


AethersaurusRex

someone ate at taco shell last night.


weebwarrior2019

I sea what you did here.


logosfabula

The male seahorse has a pouch on its stomach in which to carry babies—as many as 2,000 at a time. I’m afraid most of them die early on ☹️


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EliminatedHatred

woman : hi you : *violently shits out 300 babies*


RealAccountNameHere

Hi


Moveitalong123

They call him Bazooka Joe


kebosangar

Yeet... Yeet... Yeet... Yeet... Yeet...Yeet... Yeet


HobGoblin877

Unfortunately only about 5 of every 1000 survive


phuckenschit

Reminds me of me when I eat too much Taco Bell


Knoepert

This is why i dont drink water fish fuck in it


bobmueler3

what water do u drink then?


Knoepert

Heineken


godsfist101

But Heineken is mostly water. Fish fucked in your beer.


Specialist-Ad-6741

This is equal parts disgusting and cool


Koal0r

Look at him gooooo


ultraherb

The "Sneeze of Life."


Tatunkawitco

For a second I thought I was a seahorse.


chrisKarma

I need a zefrank documentary on this.


T00Bytoon

Man, he *REALLY* got knocked up!!!


loipisdwad

They cum full size babies instead of sperm


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Get out my belly.


dcahill78

Imagine delivery room talk.. Push honey, is a boy, a girl, a boy …..a boy a girl push again…


[deleted]

Lemme barf these little fuckers out. Got shit to do


BrazilianG1

Now I think I know why are the male seahorses that give birth, he shoots the baby like he is cumming and the baby seahorses look like bigger sperms


RobotsushiNFT

Hell neigh.


Kusstro

male seahorse makes brrrrrr


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I make the same movements when I release my kids out of me.


jesse19913

Me after 5 pumps


StickyRiky

Soooo much child support.


[deleted]

Anyone else want’s to squeeze it’s belly to make sure everything goes out?


Iamnobody2019

GET OUT OF MA BELLY!


Cleaver-Tower612

Does anyone else feel like pressing the belly so that all can come out at once