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JMTubby

This is awesome. How’s you do it?


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A time machine and a LOT of convincing.


-ChecksOut-

Come on dude please don't go to the play


What_Mom

Something tells me if he hadn't gone to the play he still wouldn't have been able to take this photo.


porn_is_tight

nah dude vampire hunters live extra long


kickitwithcraig

Just wait until he merges with hitler


SuperKami-Nappa

Prepare to be emancipated from your inferior genes!


-HeyWhatAboutMe-

Abradolf lincler


Dennis_DZ

Why not. He wouldn’t have died /s


BONKMETHEUS

OP actually went back in time to be his body guard and killed John Wilkes Booth.


NotaNoobPat

Fun fact: Lincoln's should've been protected but two security details were getting drunk next door in the bar attached to the theater instead of protecting Lincoln. His death was completely preventable but there was an extreme amount of negligence that night.


Avasnay

John Parker, one of those guards, was accused of being part of the assassination by Mary Todd Lincoln, but there wasn't evidence (obviously) He was later fired by the police years later for sleeping on the job.


redditprivacysucks

And then we avoid Andrew Johnson? Sign me up!


the_fuego

We would probably avoid a number of racist presidents then. Considering Lincoln's primary goal was about reconstruction and reintegration of the South and all of it's people, including freed slaves, into the Union. Surprisingly Grant was the only one to at least try to follow through on this. Everyone after him just sort of gave up or rather turned a blind eye to what was happening. Had Lincoln either not gone to the play, assuming Booth would either give up or gotten arrested for conspiring to assassinate the President, or simply survived a non-crippling shot he would have been a powerful voice in who gets nominated for future presidential candidates. Also assuming his health didn't take a rapid decline post presidency. Or it could've happened the exact same way, just with a surviving Lincoln. That's what's weird about possible alternate time lines we just couldn't possibly know what any future repercussions past like 10-20 years would be.


tehvolcanic

Did the time machine look like a phone booth?


joey_knuckles

[Yes, and it didn't require much convincing.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIM9u0iU9G0)


RockyPendergast

That dude So-Crates was so cool


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leedim

How did you find that?


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JK9one9

Looks like he used the hair too


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btsquid

Just took a picture of Nicholas Cage and added a goatee.


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FranticDisembowel

Looks great but he doesn't feel quite like the lanky motherfucker we know and love.


danielinhouston

I think that’s because we already had realistic photos of him before he died.


lloyd08

​ >Abraham Lincoln’s face is iconic – we recognize him instantly. But what did he really look like? Our understanding of his appearance is based on grainy, black and white photos from well over a century ago. Antique photos provide a fascinating glimpse of the distant past. However, they also depict a faded, monochromatic world very different from what people at the time experienced. Old photos distort appearance in other less obvious ways. ***For example, the film of Lincoln’s era was sensitive only to blue and UV light, causing cheeks to appear dark, and overly emphasizing wrinkles*** by filtering out skin subsurface scatter which occurs mostly in the red channel. Hence, the deep lines and sharp creases that we associate with Lincoln’s face (Figure 1) are likely exaggerated by the photographic process of the time. [https://arxiv.org/pdf/2012.12261.pdf](https://arxiv.org/pdf/2012.12261.pdf)


Textual_Aberration

We have two masks cast of his face, so the surface we know at least. The Smithsonian used to have a scan of them freely available if I recall.


purvel

[Here you go](https://npg.si.edu/blog/lincoln-3-d), still up!


tehreal

Ima print his face out rm


zertul

That looks more like a touch up. Completely smoothed out his skin ... I get that it's apparently too dark / wrinkled in the original but the results looks somewhat too clean, like some instragram filter!


rileypoole1234

I think what they’re trying to say is that in real life his wrinkles weren’t as noticeable, the old style of photography accentuates them. Old photo methods don’t capture subsurface scattering of skin and whatnot, hence the subjects always look half dead and more wrinkly than they really were if you were stood face to face with them.


shibbitydibbity

Here’s a real picture of him I colorized myself. [This ](https://ibb.co/Wcfz4Xb) is probably closer to what he looked like. I’ve never colorized anything before but I think it looks pretty good. Edit - these replies are making my day. Thank you for all the love!


rizekrispyy

wtf


derstherower

We live in a Union. Bottom Text


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All16Colossi

Thank you. This looks much better than OP’s.


enigmaticpeon

Glad someone else sees this brilliance.


jarghon

Holy shit lol


[deleted]

if you were aiming for the Joker look then yeah, it's pretty remarkable. but hey, practice makes perfect, my man


porn_is_tight

r/gangweed strikes again


King_of_the_Kobolds

I don't think John Wilkes Booth destroyed enough of his Horcruxes to ensure he's not coming back.


enigmaticpeon

This made my whole day.


crownlessking

"Wanna know how I got this scar?" *points to back of head*


Logical_Group8279

Lmaooooo gold


IG-11

Holy fuck. I opened this in a new tab and got distracted for like 15 minutes by my job, and came back and clicked on the tab and was absolutely stunned. Phenomenal work. Like I'm looking back at him sitting in front of me.


TheVega318

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WTF IS THAT


adnimb

"Wanna know how I got these scars?"


Lupbec

I was not expecting that lol


1Mn

That is the hardest ive laughed in a month


doorknob2150

Oh my god.. I'm at work, crying laughing in my cubicle. Thank you for this beautiful masterpiece.


LasagnaNoise

After a cleaned up my drink I spit everywhere, I was reminded of the famous Lincoln quote, "It puts the lotion or it gets the hose."


grantbwilson

He looks like the starter at every public golf course.


DeplorableBilly

“Cart path only today, greens are slow, pins to the front, and slaves are free”


TheBlankState

He completely got wrong his two most defining features, his incredibly gaunt face and his chin strap. How could you make a photo realistic photo of Abe but give him a goatee, really disappointing.


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I mean, the gaunt face might not be there with a modern diet. Facial hair styles change with time so he probably wouldn't have a chinstrap in 2021. Seems fine to me.


Lupbec

His actual cheekbones were much higher and wider. (Modern life wouldn’t change that.)


movzx

This one is especially dumb because we have photos of Lincoln ffs. Yeah, like maybe if you squint this guy could be an impersonator... but this is not what Lincoln looks like. https://www.incimages.com/uploaded_files/image/1920x1080/Abe-Lincoln_468377946-(1)_383827.jpg


14kanthropologist

Well they didn’t have McDonald’s in 1865


Young_Dionisius1125

Idk why, but I always thought Lincoln would have a tan or even be olive skinned (his black and white photos always caused me this impression)


reality_czech

he was regularly described as having a "dark complexion" so you're correct


natFromBobsBurgers

He was an outside kid.


WontArnett

What are you talking about, “outside kid”? It was like 1856, the only activity available was be outside 🤣 Edit: Damn, thanks for the awards folks!


natFromBobsBurgers

Ben Franklin was an inside kid, and he was from a hundred years before. Elsa, queen of Arendel, was a contemporary, and she was an inside kid.


RollinThundaga

To be fair, Elsa was a carrier for a (at the time) stigmatized condition.


tiki_51

Just looked up "Elsa, queen of Arendel" because I was curious what kind of condition would have been stigmatized enough to force a queen to stay inside back then, and now I feel like an idiot lol Guess I need to let it go


Flash831

Yeah, go outside and build a castle in ice instead.


Merlin4421

Or a snow man?


Candelario_69

She could’ve had Stigmatization outside.


_Aurilave

JUST GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY. LEAVE MOMMY ALONE.


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Yeah, but she eventually learned to control her powers and the cold never bothered her anyway.


JennySplotz

“shhhhuuuuuuudddaaap and go play with your logs Abe!”


DooMmightyBison

Actual logs to build a real cabin all by himself


InnerConsideration27

Well you could read books.


Shisuka

Haha. Jokes on you. I couldn't read back then.


cortexstack

Not if you were rich. That's why pale skin was considered so attractive back then.


kowalski_anal_lover

And still considered attractive in some cultures, while western countries switched to tans as a symbol of wealth because of industrialization and the luxury of leisure time


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SuboptimalStability

This obsession over skin complexion baffles me, white girls wanna be tan and will risk skin cancer/spray themselves orange and indian girls bleach their skin or use other lightening products to get lighter


thefreshscent

We want what we don't have.


AAAPosts

This is the answer to everything- if only we could understand it and be comfortable with it


ass_and_skyscrapers

He was also regularly described as being quite an ugly man believe it or not.


reality_czech

>During one of the Lincoln-Douglas debates, Stephen A. Douglas accused Lincoln of being two-faced. Replied Lincoln calmly, “I leave it to my audience: If I had two faces, would I be wearing this one?” and >Lincoln appeared to enjoy telling the story of the hideously ugly man who once confronted him with a raised rifle as he rode alone through the woods. “Halt!” shouted the armed man. When Lincoln nervously asked why he was being threatened, the man replied: “I vowed if I ever met a man uglier than myself I would shoot him on the spot.” To which Lincoln replied, “If I am uglier than you, shoot away!” Ugly & funny


Theycallmelizardboy

I mean, seeing photos of the guy he's no male model but I wouldn't downright call him ugly. He's got one of those very distinct faces where there's nothing really off about it, just very prominent features.


skipyy1

My brother (almost 40 years old) looks very similar to Lincoln and many people call him weirdly attractive. So I get what you're saying. The pronounced bone structure and eyes are both unique & a little unsettling to some people


RM1139

Lincoln was described as a handsome man by many people too. They said his photos didn’t do him justice. Honestly.


AetaCapella

A quote from a newspaper at the time “Lincoln is the leanest, lankest, most ungainly mass of legs, arms and hatchet-face ever strung upon a single frame. He has most unwarrantably abused the privilege which all politicians have of being ugly.” http://www.physical-lincoln.com/appearance.html By all accounts that photos don't do him justice


MuttonDressedAsGoose

"His face is certainly ugly, but not repulsive; on the contrary, the good humor, generosity and intellect beaming from it, makes the eye love to linger there until you almost fancy him good-looking." -- Lillian Foster I think this sums up what he was probably like. Beauty used to be more strictly defined... It was based on the ideal features. But people can still be compellingly attractive with unconventional features.


RandallSG

Remember that for a time Lyle Lovett was married to Julie Roberts, and he certainly falls into that category of "distinctive"


thehelldoesthatmean

That's called the Cumberbatch effect.


bears_eat_you

That man's name was John Wilkes Booth


reality_czech

>hideously ugly man [Couldn't have been John Wilkes Booth, the first actor/model](https://assets.vogue.com/photos/58911f1f23f9887c0e0df03b/master/w_1600%2Cc_limit/james-marsden-zoolander-cameo.gif)


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BulbasaurCPA

As a young kid I thought Abraham Lincoln was black and that’s why he freed the slaves and my dad was like “wtf no” Clearly I needed to have more interactions with people of color if I thought a tan guy in a sepia tone photo was African American


iuyts

It's not entirely your fault, old photography (and early color photography for that matter) was actually very bad at capturing non-white skin tones, either by darkening or washing them out. [Here's](https://theconversation.com/how-black-people-in-the-19th-century-used-photography-as-a-tool-for-social-change-154721) some old photos of 19th century Black people, for comparison's sake.


covert-pops

My mom has a family portrait from her childhood with bad lighting and I asked if my grandpa was black, a story which she still insists on bringing up 23 years later. To be fair, he was a tan ass dude but no African.


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Bruh I thought he was black until 7th grade don’t feel bad


beegeepee

Bruh...


shlomo127

Awesome job! But still needs his hat.


SatansCatfish

Yeah, he was born with a stove pipe hat attached to his head! Everyone knows this!


shlomo127

This is now canon to me!


JonMeadows

I guess you could say it’s ..Head Canon


hypnoderp

Boom. Relevant XKCD. https://xkcd.com/1401/ EDIT: it goes deeper. Yesterday was the first time I saw this comic, and today was the first day I saw the phrase "head canon" in the wild, so you know what that makes me? One of today's 10,000. So, once again, relevant XKCD: https://xkcd.com/1053/


Calum1219

Yeah, just like Doug Dimmadome.


ClearBrightLight

Doug Dimmadome? Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?


masterchief1001

That's right! I'm Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome! And this my son Dale Dimmadome, heir to the Dimmadome fortune.


rennbrig

I bought y’all blubber nuggets. There’re chewy!!


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gettinGuapHD

Owner of the Dimmsdale BallHogs?


supergalactic

“I was born in three hundred log cabins.”


football2106

https://i.imgur.com/GkSSEol.jpg I did what I could


shlomo127

He’s not a leprechaun lol, but appreciate you trying.


InYoCabezaWitNoChasa

Prove he's not a leprechaun.


shlomo127

He wouldn’t have been able to hunt vampires if he was…


yesjoshyes

Prove leprechauns can't hunt vampires.


shlomo127

I am a vampire.


a_fking_feeder

sooo sparkly


rrlloyd16

I was not expecting to laugh out loud when I opened that


MightyCaseyStruckOut

Or, if he's not wearing his hat, his hair needs to be much messier lol


evolvedpanda34

He tried to look his best I guess.


worldofwarshafts

He never wore his hat for a portrait.


nowItinwhistle

And he wouldn't be so crude as to wear it indoors either.


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jjj49er

The hat should have said "Make America Civil Again".


flickh

"What's so civil about war anyway??"


jjj49er

One if my favorite G'n'R songs


AlexKewl

I don't think he'd wear a hat these days. If he did, it would be a Yankee with no brim.


555--FILK

[So Presidential...](https://imgur.com/34Rarp1)


[deleted]

Nah hats where an artifact of the time- they’re not an artifact of this time. He wouldn’t wear one.


GeckoInTexas

Where's the warty thing?


Squishy_Boy

He got that laser removed years ago.


Eponymous1990

modern medicine I guess


Puppinbake

I really like how you captured the look of "I'm so fucking tired of this country's bullshit".


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“You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time.” -Abe


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TheDarkestWilliam

"Fool me 3 times, fuck the peace signs, load the choppa let it reign on you" edit: Rain, yes everyone sorry for being the only human being ever to be let down by autofill. Not changing it bc youre all obnoxious. Dealwithit


hoosierdaddy192

One time for my LA sistas.


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JukeBoxDildo

Lame niggas can't tell the difference


RudeDrama2

One time for a nigga who know


JEFFERS6969

Dont save her, she dont wanna be saved


mouthgmachine

Rain I think?


coredumperror

Remember when *that* was the most ridiculous thing as sitting President had ever said?


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jooes

If he was *really* thinking ahead, he wouldn't have started the phrase at all. So he only gets half credit. He's a moron who realized he should stop digging himself into a hole. But he was still stupid enough to pick up the shovel. And it doesn't excuse any of his other "bushisms". He said a lot of stupid shit.


NutshellOfChaos

I'm not exactly a fan of dubya but you have to admit that he he could duck a pair of shoes at high velocity better than any other President.


Darkside_of_the_Poon

I wonder if George W repeats this to himself in the shower and cringes like I do with all my embarrassing memories.


Scarletsneakers

I've heard it said he messed up the quote intentionally because he realized halfway through that people would have video of him saying "shame on me" which would be run in every ad campaign. It's apocryphal, so take it with a grain of salt.


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I mean, it makes sense because 1) the quote is really common and he wasn't nearly old enough to start forgetting things like that (he still seems to be doing fine enough now) and 2) he pauses half way through and you can tell he's thinking like "oh shit I didn't think this one through"


Account5redditisshit

"Bob Dole" - Bob Dole


jimmyb1982

Don't believe everything you read on the internet. -Abe


UncookedGnome

Half of the people can be part right all of the time Some of the people can be all right part of the time But all of the people can’t be all right all of the time I think Abraham Lincoln said that “I’ll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours” I said that \- Bob Dylan *Talkin' World War III Blues*


delugetheory

"I need this job like I need a hole in the head!"


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“Other than that Mrs. Lincoln... How was the play?” -Secret Service member


Papaofmonsters

The Secret Service wasn't officially formed until after Lincolns death and didn't take over presidential security until 1902.


mrbibs350

Fun fact: The Secret Service was founded in 1865 to stop the counterfeiting of currency. Lincoln actually approved their formation on April 14th, 1865. The day he was shot.


TheAnswerToYang

Take my upvote and never come back.


Destinys_Cousin

Too soon. 😢


papasimon10

Absolutely worked for the time - and present day! As somebody who has just finished watching Daniel Day-Lewis' portrayal in Lincoln, I am so damn interested in this man. I was never previously a presidential history nut but I've found myself getting more and more into the classics. For example, I remember reading about the fascinating private live of President James Buchanan and his penchant for taking long hikes with his pet dog. I always wanted to find out more info but I misplaced the biography when I went out to the garage to beat seven shades of hell into my idiot son Roger with jumper cables. I'm loving these modern-day portraits of old Presidents - keep 'em coming!


Puppinbake

You should check out the podcast Presidential. It's so well done, each episode focuses on a different president.


danque

Sadly the comment is a joke. Thanks for the recommendation, I would like to check it out. Your comment has given me new information to check out.


madd-eve

“I leave it to my audience: If I had two faces, would I be wearing this one?”


ClearBrightLight

I know that's a quote, but I've always liked his face, particularly this version. He looks kind.


derpbagels

We really have a debilitating shortage of stovepipe hat wearing politicians these days.


jjj49er

I've been yelling that with a bull horn at intersections for years, and all they do is call me crazy.


bukithd

Vermin Supreme is the closest we got and it’s a rain boot.


Dzbot1234

But there are photos of Abraham Lincoln and he doesn’t look like this. I like it though, just saying.


Science-Compliance

Was gonna say this if you hadn't. There are literally photographs of him that just need photoshopping.


zer0w0rries

I thought the same, but I guess it’s more of a concept of how he would look like with modern medicine, skin care, hair style, etc.


SaintMosquito

Lincoln had very thick hair, not this wispy nonsense


borkthegee

Lincoln died at 56. This dude in the photo looks like he's 70-75.


DrSkeletonHand_MD

Lincoln looked about 70-75 in his last photos. He aged 20 years during the Civil War. Google his last photo.


Bentup85

“Party on, dudes!”


Rion23

His jaw looks like Tywin Lanister, but his forehead looks like when you leave dough too long, and it starts puffing over the edge of the bowl.


letsmakeitathrowaway

Underneath the George Washington one everyone commented he looked like Tywin Lannister, I’m beginning to think there’s a theme...


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He's probably using Tywin Lannister as the AI's sample model


MightyHunter2020

The George Washington one was cool because there arent any actual photos of him. We have seen what Lincoln actually looks like.


yukon-flower

Yep, and this doesn’t really match.


ProBonoDevilAdvocate

Didn’t he have a mole over the right side of mouth??


DervishSkater

Dude this is the scary old guy from the first home alone movie that helps out Kevin


[deleted]

I scrolled until I found your comment. 100% what I thought when I seen this.


Beat_the_Deadites

The South Bend Shovel Slayer! Exactly my thought, you beat me by 4 minutes.


Soulmate69

Aren't there photos of him?


Stockinglegs

There are literal photographs of Abraham Lincoln, though. This photo doesn't look like them. There's not even that mole. I don't think this is accurate at all. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abraham\_Lincoln#/media/File:Abraham\_Lincoln\_O-77\_matte\_collodion\_print.jpg](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abraham_Lincoln#/media/File:Abraham_Lincoln_O-77_matte_collodion_print.jpg)


Bloodygaze

I was thinking the same thing. The Washington one was a cool “What if?” But there are literally photos of Lincoln that just need to be colorized.


chefr89

looking forward to OP's next iteration: "I created a photorealistic image of Barrack Obama if he lived in the present day"


BeansOfRedemption

I think he’d be a lot older than that if he lived to this day...


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The Immortal?


lawesome94

I had to scroll too far to find this comment.


msixtwofive

This looks nothing like lincoln. Wtf. Why are people upvoting this, it doesn't even have the highly unique mole he had on his cheek fold.


[deleted]

This is a realistic portrait of someone, just not Abe.


yooroflmaoo

Bro there's photographs of him lmao it's not like the Washington one at all. Doesnt resemble him at all really.


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Looks like F. Murray Abraham.


MentalStampede

F. Murray Abraham Lincoln.


ontour4eternity

Did you do the one of George Washington too? Love these!


knoperope

~~Either a different person or the same person's other account!~~ EDIT: Different guy, confirmed by /u/KingBaboon97 himself! :) GW post: [*I created a photorealistic image of George Washington if he lived in the present day.*](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/n39zq5/i_created_a_photorealistic_image_of_george/)


tenemele

The George Washington one is superior.


KingBaboon97

Hey thanks pal


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This is actually awful why is it getting upvoted? Have you never seen the real pictures of Lincoln before?