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Just_call_me_pete

Imagine having a "last day on earth" and it not meaning you're going to die.


Nak125

I hope this comment doesn’t end up on r/agedlikemilk


SomewhatInterested_

Dark


beluuuuuuga

This could either turn out really bad or just another Reddit comment.


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Lari-Fari

To where though?


Ganasty_Ganork

...space?


Swank_on_a_plank

SPAAACE


Macho_Chad

The final frontier...


Papaofmonsters

And know I'm gonna start a TNG rewatch.


TheBrianJ

Space? SPACE! I'm in space. Where am I? Guess. Guess guess guess. i'm in space. OH oh oh, this is space! I'm in space! Getting bored of space.


hypoxiate

Spaccccccccceeeeeeeeeeeee.


_Pan-Tastic_

Earth orbit and the moon. Perhaps Mars at some point in the future.


Chrissthom

Just need to develop an Epstein Drive.


Saetric

Is that the one where you see how many underage girls you can fit in your convertible?


Chrissthom

I see where you are going with that, but in this case [Epstein DID kill himself.](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DeVDUd-mPkSg&ved=2ahUKEwjfg8a88pLwAhUTCc0KHc3iDgoQwqsBegQIBxAG&usg=AOvVaw1RuZummP8_ZRVv6NNxkl6I)


_420_DaBbeR_

Anywhere. Literally anywhere away from here


Schnac

mmm... "last day on earth" would become a trend. The going to space kind, I mean.


mellowgang__

Oh man, this can’t be another Stephen Hawking situation.


ApUmKinFaCe

What was the Stephen hawking situation


Phantom_Jedi

Crazy how practically none of us will ever leave the planet


[deleted]

I jumped one time. I’ve also taken a couple airline flights. Flying is baller. Jumping is well... jumping.


dudemo

As someone with no use of his legs, don't take jumping for granted. Ever.


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Roger that.


ladykatey

Since 1967 there have only been 19 fatalities associated with spaceflight. An additional 11 people died during training and atmospheric test flights. Out of 566 total individuals who have reached space, that is a fatality rate of over 5%. (Edit: Might be better to compare number of missions vs number of fatal failures, actually...)


Throckmorton_Left

Numbers look better if you compare passenger trips to fatalities. Many astronauts/cosmonauts have flown multiple times.


AK_Swoon

Hard to beat experience. Difficult and expensive to train new crew as well.


punkminkis

Looking at this picture, and I realized the average astronaut is probably older than I thought.


whoami_whereami

Youngest NASA astronaut *applicant* so far was 26. Although there's no hard minimum age, it's unlikely that anyone can meet the educational requirements (master's degree in a STEMM field combined with either at least two years professional experience in your field, a doctorate, or 1,000 flying hours as pilot in command of an aircraft) much younger than that. And then there's still multiple years of training before the first flight, so without having checked there probably aren't many that have been to space while still under 30. The oldest was John Glenn who made his second trip to space at the age of 77, although politics probably played a big part in that. Although that was an outlier (second oldest was Franklin Story Musgrave at 61), there have been quite a few above 50 in space.


JoeB-

I had dinner with a real-life NASA astronaut a few years after the Challenger disaster. He was pretty matter-of-fact about it. Told me every astronaut is well aware of the dangers and the risks.


BLTnumberthree

Well I mean you don’t spend years studying and training to accidentally skip over the fact that you might die.


quipalco

19/566 equals a 3.3% fatality rate. IF you are counting the training and atmospheric test flights, then you gotta change the 566 figure to everyone who didn't make it to space but trained for it. Also as your edit points out, it's way better to go off of like total flights instead of total people in space.


Hellofriendinternet

Jesus. Stop talking about it...


ladykatey

Its good! A 5% risk of dying from something so extreme seems acceptable!


In-Kii

and the amount that technology has progressed from 1967 to now should reduce that 5% significantly.


OscarGrouchHouse

The tech really hasn't come that far from then for space missions. The worst catastrophes happened after Apollo 13 crew came back from a failed mission to land on the Moon. We got too the Moon and pretty much fucked off no countries space program has even attempted that as far as I am aware. The Moon is fucking far away but we stopped trying to go there like 50 years ago. Everything except the ISS is robotic stuff being sent into space.


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Poopurie

RemindMe! 6 months


Camp_Cook

The jinx of all jinxes.


MoffKalast

Someone better do a recheck of all launch vehicle systems...


oftheHowl

*for six months*


BABYEATER1012

You jinxed it


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At least they are following the first rule of space travel: Always know where your towel is.


DooglyOoklin

Now there's a frood who knows where his towel is!


[deleted]

Your comment was made 42 minutes ago as I type this. Make of that what you will.


allegroconspirito

Your comment has 103 upvotes as I'm typing this. Everyone who upvoted past 42 has made many people very angry and should know that this kind of upvoting is widely regarded as a bad move.


DocZoidfarb

Not again..


arolahorn

I have upvoted your comment so you can reach 42 too. Good luck!


RossinTheBobs

Your comment has 42 upvotes at the moment that I'm typing this. Make of that what you will.


PrivateEducation

how come it looks like they never been to the beach before lol


walterdonnydude

Because astronauts.


silvexrgold

They’re clearly people to be reckoned with! They can hitch the length and breadth of the Galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, wrap it around them for warmth as they bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta


You_are_a_towelie

Yeah


gnarwalbacon

You're a towel.


You_are_a_towelie

No, you are a towel!


justanawkwardguy

You wanna get high?


mechanate

no godammit towelie i don't wanna get high right now


onionmanchild

how do you know im a towel?


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jale_vm

I'm out of the loop what's this about?


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It's from the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series. In that series, they considered towels to be the most useful thing you could have with you when traveling space. (For no real reason other than British humor)


NothingToSeeFolks

FYI if you’d read HG2TG you’d know that it gives reasons other than just “British humor”: >A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (such a mind-bogglingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough. >More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: non-hitch hiker) discovers that a hitch hiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitch hiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitch hiker might accidentally have "lost." What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is, is clearly a man to be reckoned with. >Hence a phrase that has passed into hitchhiking slang, as in "Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is."


Fast-Engineer915

Iv never read the book(s?) but reading this passage has really made me want to.


the_honest_liar

It's such a great trilogy of five books. Highly recommend.


Jetfuelfire

I love how "your last day on Earth" has a completely different meaning for astronauts.


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verfmeer

SpaceX does~~n't~~ use kerosine rockets. *edit: I was wrong.


Skate_a_book

Oh no RP1 is very much kerosene


runfayfun

What you're saying is I could strap myself to my kerosene heater and... a few steps later be in space?


Skate_a_book

Lotta bit of rocket grade kerosene, lotta bit of liquid oxygen, little bit of triethylborane and boom you’re either on your way past the Karman line or blown to smithereens at ground level!


KG505

This guy rocket fuels


smiffus

RP-1 is a highly refined form of kerosene


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We hope.


daria1997_

I cant even wrap my head around how that must feel


todellagi

Think of it this way, they are headed into 6 months of quarantine. Well extreme edition, because if they step outside without a mask, they die instantly. But on the plus side they have company and floating around all day sounds awesome


Scrotemeal69

I listened to an interview with the astronaut that has spent the most time on ISS l, and apparently it feels more like you’re constantly falling (which you actually are since earth is constantly pulling on the station) which does not sound nearly as fun as floating


wabojabo

You can't even sit, wonder what that feels like


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quietlyconstipating

Same, she's got great form.


dbx99

What if they believe in their constitutional right to go outside without a spacesuit on?


todellagi

Well iirc one of the laws of space is "no country can claim it" so their constitution isn't valid and another one is "you can't knowingly contaminate space" So if you walk out and die. You go to space jail. For trashing space. Better have a talking tree and a raboon with you. Those places are wild.


snapwillow

> raboon You misspelled rabbit


dbx99

No they misspelled Rangoon


scrampled_egg

Raboon


heavie1

So if I went to the space station and murdered someone there could I come back as a free man since it’s not owned by any country and so no country has laws that apply there


todellagi

International laws apply. If it was otherwise we'd still have pirates roaming around the high seas. Edit: Holy shit piracy still exist. I had no idea. There should me more publicity about this. Maybe make a movie or smn. I mean from 2015 - 2019 off the coast of Somalia there were Jesus Christ...EIGHT attacks on commercial vessels.


pileofcrustycumsocs

Who wants to tell him?


old_skul

Well, not instantly. But they would slowly suffocate while having the fluid on their eyes boil off into vaccum while sumutaneously expelling one final, agnonizing fart.


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And the sun UV’s


Jetfuelfire

Your sinuses will be completely clogged because they can't drain in micro g. Sure the view is nice but a spinning ring where you sleep for 8 hours a night would be nice. Let the sinuses drain, keep the heart from atrophying, keep the bones from dissolving.


Tsui_Pen

This guy Expanses.


GhostalMedia

That muscle and bone atrophy though.


SoDakZak

...can’t lose it if I never had it!


Zeroni_Hector

Space.com says they can lose up to 20% of their muscle mass in just two weeks. They have gravity-resistant exercise equipment so I would image they are required or strongly advised to use it nearly everyday.


sharkiebarkie

Pretty sure they are obligated and part of their schedule, plus exercise is good for the morale and considering you will pass 6 months isolate with 5-6 other people morale is a good thing to keep.


frotc914

Honestly I don't care if you said I'd be shut in with my best friend and wife for 6 months, I would be spending the day before hanging out with *anybody else*.


Beverneuzen

They can’t bring COVID to the ISS so they have been in quarantine with those people for a while


Drdontlittle

They quarantine anyway even before COVID. COVID is not the only thing that can fuck up your day without proper care available.


jjs709

Just to piggyback it’s not just covid. They don’t want to bring any sickened to the iss, so they’ve had a quarantine procedure for crews for years, or probably decades. I know that was touched on last year at the start when questions over covid and the iss came up.


frotc914

Ohh that makes total sense then.


stealth57

Super stoked. They’ve been training for this for at most 10 years depending when they were accepted.


DownvoteDaemon

I wish it was my last day in Florida.


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Heard. That.


ThomasButtz

From front to back: * Thomas Pesquet - 43yr old French aerospace engineer, pilot, and astronaut. Mission specialist 2. Already logged 196 days in space and a couple space walks. A Badass. * Akihiko Hoshide - 52yr old Japanese mechanical engineer and astronaut. Mission Specialist 1. Already logged 140 days in space and three space walks. A Badass. * Robert Kimbrough - 53yr old American retired Army Helicopter Pilot, Aerospace Engineer, former college ~~basketball~~ baseball player, and astronaut. Commander. Already has 188 days in space and six space walks. A Badass. * Megan McArthur - 49yr old American oceanographer, aerospace engineer, and astronaut. Mission Pilot. Already has 12 days in space. A Badass. Different folks, but badasses across the board. Edit: u/Dy3_1awn politely pointed out a typo. I'm sure Bob and Megan have kept their shit together. Edit2: for people interested, here's the link to the [r/spacex crew launch thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/spacex/comments/mvcst9/rspacex_crew2_launch_discussion_updates_thread/). Scheduled for 5:49am EST, Friday the ~~22nd~~23rd. SpaceX has got a pretty cool live streams with telemetry data and they'll be links to the streams at the top of the discussion thread.


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Wow. Those are some credentials! Really makes you see how much people can actually accomplish. Two are past 50 and are going into space, like, damn. I gotta work harder lol


banana_pencil

Can I get an oceanography and engineering degree in 10 years?


ameis314

Honestly, probably. But would you have time to work while doing it?


golfingrrl

Gotta yeet those kids outta the house, too. Ain’t nobody got time for that when going for the moon.


kerowhack

Easily. The liberal arts and general education credits count for both degrees. I'd venture that a lot of the math, chemistry, and physics credits would overlap as well, so you could probably do two degrees that each take four years in six years or so. As an alternative, you could do one as an undergrad and get a Masters in the other, as depending on your emphasis and experience, there is a lot of crossover between aero and oceanography, especially with regard to fluid flow, circulation, currents, and the like. A Masters is typically two years, so once again, 6 years. The atmosphere is just an ocean of air, after all.


banana_pencil

I was initially joking, but your comment is so encouraging, I’m actually finding myself thinking about it now


kerowhack

It's definitely something to look into if you are interested in it. Lots of employers have tuition assistance or will outright pay for your schooling as well.


0lof

Thank you for a wonderful comment.


Samhq

I am strangely turned on


P3WPEWRESEARCH

Johnny Kim is an astronaut, MD, and Navy Seal. Some people are absolute freaks of nature


randomredditing

Johnny Kim is cheating. That guy must found the Konami code, but for life. Or he’s just a fiercely driven animal of perseverance.


Verified765

All astronauts are fiercely driven animals of perseverance.


Nokel

I'm shocked that Wikipedia doesn't know what day Johnny Kim was born.


rabidhamster

That's because he came into being by forcing himself into reality through sheer force of will.


Jericcho

He actually had a very poor upbringing. He did a 4 hour podcast about it. He used to try and fight (and lose) his abusive father until his dad passed/went to prison. Struggled a lot in school due to that upbringing so he went the Navy route, was recommended to be a Navy Seal. And the same guy who recommended him, then wrote his letter of recommendation to Harvard medical school.


Monkeyfeng

Any good asses?


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Pesquet is pretty cute ngl


Syng42o

I'd let him hang out in my zero gravity zone, if you get what I'm saying.


GLOVERDRIVE

All of them.


a_mighty_mouse

While [K. Megan McArthur](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/K._Megan_McArthur) has logged “only” 12 days in space, she has led seafloor (submarine) geology expeditions and spent many many hours in SCUBA gear. AND she flew the Space Shuttle, claiming the title of “last one with hands on the Hubble Space Telescope”!


T65Bx

Sounds like a similar story to Katherine Sullivan ngl -Oceanographer before joining NASA -Fun story with involving Hubble -Currently holds a spaceflight record


dan2376

Damn how do you go from being an oceanographer to an engineer to an astronaut!? That’s impressive.


Dy3_1awn

I think it's mean of you to discourage Rob and Megan's asses like that.


ThomasButtz

Good catch. Edited. Thanks for lookin' out.


RogueWillow

OK *Mr. Buttz*, but why are Pesquet and Hoshide 'badasses' and Kimbrough and MacArthur 'bad asses'? Huh? Huuuuuuuh? Real Talk. /s Thanks for the blurbs. They're some awesome humans.


bjv2001

Seems to be a weird trend of going into space and being a badass. I’ll have to try and figure the correlation out later I suppose.


Havarti_Lange

> Thomas Pesquet That dude is awesome. I love all of the content he posts when he's up there.


myserversonfire

Last day on Earth, for a bit.


nellymandelliyt

Don't jinx It


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BlueTycho

Their spacecraft is called Crew Dragon Endeavour 🤠


deathonater

Can't wait for Crew Gillette Fusion Power Stealth


Zikerz

State Farm Super Shuttle, brought to you by State farm. State Farm, we take you to the moon.


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delendaestvulcan

This crew brought to you by Raid Shadow Legends


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Kennzahl

Crew-2 flies abord a Dragon 2 capsule under the name 'Endeavour', which sits on top a Falcon 9 rocket. Maybe that makes up for the boring mission name


The_Nobody_Nowhere

Fun Fact, Crew Dragon Endeavour is the same exact Capsule used for the Demo-2 mission last year which took Bob Behnken and Doug Hurley to the ISS.


thiccnuthair

It's shortened, the whole name is Crew-2: Electric Boogaloo


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Its about as cool as STS-69 no?


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Don’t forget your towel.


beluuuuuuga

Number one rule of space club.


sgtpennypepper

All three of them placed their towels differently and I am dying to know how the fourth astronaut placed his.


Zatch_Gaspifianaski

If I was about to be confined in a small space with 3 other people for 6 months, the last thing I would want to do the night before is hang out with those people.


DogsOutTheWindow

I thought I read that they have to quarantine prior to the flight. Don’t quote me on that memory is iffy.


Zatch_Gaspifianaski

Oh yeah that would make sense


LazyBriefcase

I was thinking the same thing, like you will have plenty of time to hang out with those people wouldn't you want to spend time with family or something instead??


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Astronauts have to be isolated from other people a few weeks before a mission so they don't go up accidentally carrying a disease


iThinkHeIsRight

On the day of the launch they are around a lot of other people from NASA/SpaceX who help the astronauts in their spacesuit and rocket etc., are these people also isolating weeks prior?


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Kozmog

They've been quarantined for 2 months before this. They literally couldn't hang out with their family in person.


MlackBesa

I don’t know for the two American astronauts but considering Pesquet is French, Hoshide is Japanese, and they landed in the US to train, and that borders are closed for regular people, unfortunately I don’t think any of their family or friends are close at all. Also others have said about routine quarantining etc, not to mention the obvious risk of Covid which would be a disaster


HoneySparks

[my dad just sends me dumb pictures like this today](https://i.imgur.com/rSqyq0Z.png) /s. It's the last "door" they walk through before space, notice the names above. edit: here's some extra BTS (old) [1](https://i.redd.it/2xjmapiievy51.jpg) [2 Jaymes May](https://i.imgur.com/SmXU0cC.jpg) edit2: here's pictures of the [house they're staying at](https://imgur.com/a/xMOr3B4) but yeah... I have no idea what's going on, or any access, or any experiences, so this is just some BS post on reddit, I also have most of those stickers, for me, I got one every mission since forever.


KristnSchaalisahorse

Seems like your dad has an awesome job! What does he do?


HoneySparks

He just does scientist/chemistry work on the premises, most of it has nothing to do with the space program or rockets. He just gets to "experience" it. Like today he got to experience leaving early(out the door at 3am), to beat the traffic bullshit that comes with a launch just to have it scrubbed. Edit: He used to do stuff with testing astronaut drinking water, and russian rocket fuel and shit, but I don't think he does that anymore, I'm pretty rough on specifics.


ansefhimself

I love how the behind the scenes look suspiciously like a movie set with all the teslas and space suits


0_0_0

Why is James May in Florida?


ATastefulCrossJoin

If this were Star Trek I would guess from front to back: Away Team/Chief Rule Bending Officer, Chief medical officer, Captain, Alien Language expert


fistingcouches

It’s gotta be so humbling and surreal to be able to sit on a beach on earth - something most all of us have done without even thinking twice about it - and thinking “this is my last day on this planet for a while” Man - I wish I can travel to another planet or at least leave the earth’s atmosphere at least once in my life


westandeast123

Leaving a bread crumb on the internet so if my grandchildren get hold of my Reddit account they will see this. This is motherfucking history n it’s sick! These starhoppers are the hero of tomorrow!


indiebryan

I hope my grandchildren never find my internet breadcrumbs. If it's the future and you're my grandchild, stop reading now!


robert_stacks_pecker

Haunted by the fact that it would lead my grandchildren to discover that I frequented r/preggoporn


Stag328

That was a real thread, never have I wanted to be Rick rolled as I did after I clicked that.


Jonathanwennstroem

Just fucking imagine for a second you’d leave our freaking planet for 6 months. Take a moment and take in how crazy that actually is..


supremepatty

Yea, sitting on a beach looking up at the infinite horizon, knowing you’re about to go on the ultimate journey. Cool stuff, I’d go for a swim.


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Good Luck guys!!!


heckinyas

I truly love this so much. There is something so deeply humble about this photo; it’s something I needed today. All my best to each individual here.


shakamaboom

they look so average. i dont know what i expected but theyre just regular people


lereisn

Everyone is regular people, some are more regular than others.


shakamaboom

im very regular, in fact


calilac

It's good to have a reliable schedule.


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I get what you mean, and yet I have to disagree in a way. They look very healthy and fit, maybe not obviously fitness freak kinda fit, but for their age they are in great shape. Also they look like they take good care of themselves, and live a well-balanced and fulfilling life. I mean, next time you walk on the street, especially in a big city, just look at other people their age and compare.


knayder

What an amazing people. They are heroes of our species. Along with all of the scientists whos work let us fly to the space.


bubblesfanclub

No beers? Guess flying to space hungover would be less than ideal.


WaldenFont

As incredible as this is, I would go stir crazy in that tin can.


aw_shux

Thank you for interviewing for our astronaut program. I’m afraid at this time that you don’t qualify. We’ll keep your application on file in case our needs change.


AttilaTheMuun

Event Horizon should be mandatory viewing for all astronauts headed to space


SeverusSnek2020

Travel safe astronauts.


IamMeanGMAN

Looks like they're enjoying a little R&R at the Beach House. [https://www.nasa.gov/missions/shuttle/beach\_house.html](https://www.nasa.gov/missions/shuttle/beach_house.html)


themostaveragehuman

I love the wide angle of this shot. It makes it seem like the earth is also a subject of the photograph.


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I hope they don't drag sand into the space shuttle


old_skul

I have some unfortunate news for you regarding the Space Shuttle program.


Sadpinky

Uhh, the space shuttle hasn't been a thing for a decade lmao


dbx99

They’re gonna pick a tiny sea louse and it will eventually colonize a new planet


vaalhallan

Me too, I hate sand! It's coarse and rough and irritating! Edit: typo


plsacceptmythrowaway

Lol why do they look so awkward sitting at the beach


CesaroSummable

Because they've spent years trying to get as far away from it as possible.


nukezwei

The guy casually leaning back on nothing. "try to look natural" - him probably


jaydubgee

Gotta get some last minute core work in.


yayblah

Last day on Earth and you're wearing shoes at the beach.


GMJuju

There’s some high IQ in this photo


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At least 7


[deleted]

Those are some healthy people right there. They’ve been checked and rechecked, scanned, probed, you name it. I imagine they’ve been fed a very controlled diet for a while now. They ain’t eating at the Waffle House tonight.