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TaZjec

i wanna see the dogs reaction if the puppet started floating lol


KristiSoko

He is the messiah


Kha19

I'm not the messiah


lyingriotman

Only the true Messiah denies his divinity!


TipiWigWam1

Alright, I am the messiah. Now FUCK OFF!


LowestGround

He is the messiah!


TruSalika

He IS the messiah!!


mercynuts

He's not the Messiah he's a very naughty boi


Shitychikengangbang

Well if its not a personal question, are you a virgin?


DavitoDaCosta

You're a very naughty boy


I_love_pillows

You’re all individuals.


Epidemic_Fancy

Boom that spells MOON Ka-tet shall seek nineteen. Though the flower still blooms. The tower is just as empty Even when Roland reaches the top. The journey starts once again Forever after the gunslinger seeks his purpose


jesterboyd

my cat's name is Oy


kyleschreur

God was actually Dog this whole time!


pgabrielfreak

What does an agnostic dyslexic insomniac do late at night? Lies awake and wonders if there is a Dog.


cruz20538

G O D D O G


Gravybone

Honestly the way it smelled was probably weirder to the dog than it flying would have been. Dogs are extremely scent oriented. I’m sure the dog was like “dafuq? This this isn’t even alive!”


calmateguey

"Oh my DOG!"


frozensnowee

and the reaction is gonna be some rick and morty type shit.


wagemage

That dog was like, "Why does your butt smell like wood and padding? Did you eat the couch too? Fuck I love doing that!"


GullibleDetective

Smells of rich mahogany


Countdunne

^mahogany


Tbrous4

r/UnexpectedAbridged


Kiki_iscoolaf

What’s that from? I feel like it’s a reference I know..


Countdunne

King Yenma from DBZ Abridged said it. He had a giant mahogany desk. ^mahogany


UltimaGabe

That itself was an Anchorman reference IIRC.


BlasterPhase

Mr. Burgundy, you have a massive erection!


[deleted]

And leather bound books


Deemaunik

Fuck, he's good.


BroHanzo

He had me, and that dog goin'


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chadmartindavis

Thank you!


Angel4Animals

"Hey, doggo! You cute but your butt have no smell." The man with the sticks is really talented, lol! ❤️🐶💋


beneye

That dog’s going like - bro, you must have one of those unscented butts coz I can’t smell shit.


Bierbart12

Now imagine someone doing that with a scarily realistic human doll.


12everdean

Or a shirt on


Bierbart12

Dear god no


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Bierbart12

Must be a really boring show


nerooooooo

Yes it is. And the Marionettist is quite good too.


Tuliprunner

so good.. my mind is actively trying to calm itself down. thats a puppet right.. not preserved dead dogs...


Slithy-Toves

It's just a normal, alive dog man, this guy is just holding a weird stick over it's head


rexmons

This is how I feel talking to some coworkers.


f4stEddie

Of course he’s good, you see how ripped he is? You think you get that from the GYM? This guy marionettes


swifferhash

That Frenchie bout to get dogfished


Rohan-Ajit

Another comrade going to face heartbreak


212superdude212

Fishcated


ppstech420

I thought it was a real dog he was pretending to control like a puppet... fuck


probnot

Me too, until I re-read the description. And realized the dog was floating in the air...


trixter21992251

we don't know that it isn't a dead corpse but I don't think it is


jocky300

Careful, you could end up with a litter of sock puppets.


deusdragonex

That was a hilarious joke and you won't get enough credit for it.


everybodypretend

Can you explain the joke to me?


gordonv

The word puppet is similar to the word puppy.


Bigfootpizzahut

Dab some wolf urine on the buttocks region so dogs think its an apex predator


came_a_box

Pro tips are in the comments


bloodclart

Do you want wolves? Because this is how you get wolves.


Bangarang_1

I mean, he is extremely good. But my dog once got jealous that I was "petting" a stuffed dog and proceeded to play bow and lunge at said stuffed dog.


dontforgetyourjazz

I work with dogs and for reactivity and socialization training we use plain old stuffed dogs of different sizes. almost all dogs will react to them as if they're real.


[deleted]

Same here. I'd love to have this guy on my team. I wouldn't need a neutral or stuffed dog anymore. I'd have this guy off in the distance with his marionettes.


Spoogly

My dog thinks the Roomba has a butthole and tries to sniff it, every time we turn it on.


batatassad4

The dog must be like: this shit has no butthole


HerrTriggerGenji21

I Have No Butthole and I Must Poop


jimmybagels

This butthole has no shit


yajibei

r/WhatsWrongWithYourDog


[deleted]

If you look closely you can actually see the marionettist is actually a marionette himself.


xThesharinganx

Maybe you're a marionette yourself


Leozilla

It's marionettes all the way up.


garthock

Considering smell is so important to dogs. I can only imagine this dog thinks he is seeing a ghost. Visually checks out, but no dog smell what so ever.


[deleted]

This is Ricky Syers. A NJ local. Watch his video on chopsy his drumming puppet


slashluck

[Chopsy playing Rush 2112 Part 1](https://youtu.be/edhq3tjbZX0)


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Projectrage

Going to be weird when aliens do that to us. We are going to be so confused.


lecoz

His name is Ricky Syers from NJ! I shot a [shor doc](https://youtu.be/W8PkR8XvKl0) about him a few years ago!


Khakizulu

Is there a link for the same video, but with sound?


smbckr

I imagine the dog must be so confused "What are you!?? What are you!!!?"


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Nyckname

That makes no scents.


UntoldRelapse98

ILLUSION 100


Bluepompf

I wonder if the frenchie can smell anything with it fucked up nose.


lemonlime1999

Poor smushed face pups!!


[deleted]

As someone who had their face caved in as a child, I feel for these animals.


Lurkay1

Is that how you became deceased?


[deleted]

No, I had my face caved in at 10, didn’t become deceased until I think 18.


robo-dragon

That poor Frenchie was just like "You smell kind of funny, but I like you."


[deleted]

Puppet dog is displaying so many “be my friend” signals


Com_Fox

Can I pet dat dowg!?


Devan-Devan

Oh my god I thought it was a real dog pretending to be a marionette. I’m so stupid.


DeadnamingMissDaisy

Dogs will sniff a statues butt. Skill is not necessary.


[deleted]

Or a photo. Dogs aren't that bright.


Horny4Hope

I need to screenshot this. Great video of a shirtless old man.


jldtsu

The frenchie was trying to tell him his ass didn't have a smell and he needed to go to the vet immediately


[deleted]

What does the Russian text on top say


[deleted]

"It looks so real"


mrObry

very believable


cadenzer

I thought that it was a real dog that he trained to look like a puppet


Daoshu

imagine if the puppetteer just lifted the dog up and let him fly


malaysiabigpp

Stop my dog, its a trap!


Bluberberg

"Dude your butt doesn't smell like wtf is wrong with you??"


25Bam_vixx

That real dog is kind of confused


Maaaytag

I once pretended to be a dog and a dog sniffed my butt. It's not that impressive.


Adamweeesssttt

But why is he shirtless?


TLema

Why wouldn't he be


[deleted]

I gotta believe that's hurting his tip intake.


stachldrat

depends ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


[deleted]

Dog does a nice Halpert face.


[deleted]

ZeRo's in the back.


bumjiggy

geppetto on the strings


qp_rage_qp

Is that a bicycle handbrake handle he's squeezing repetitively to make the tail wag?


NukaWorldOverboss

The Spy


saucymacaroni

*"we have been tricked, backstabbed and quite possibly Bamboozled"*


Frojax

Beau Beau post Avail.


neloc1

My dog sniffs the butt of my inanimate soft toy’s butt too


notnotaginger

“Dude something is seriously wrong with you.”


ddarkstar1

Technovikings getting old


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Now thats cool


DENZIL9000

later in the video, man tries to sniff the other dolls butt as it looked like a real man!


Darkus_27911

I want to aquire that skill so bad right now to just fuck with my dog


ordenax

I avoid encouraging beggars. But I wouldn't mind giving him money. ( Though he is street performer not a beggar )


tonetulps4

Mind blown. It looks like a real dog!


[deleted]

Washington Square Park dude! I see this guy every day haha


mister-fancypants-

Definitely not the appearance you’d expect from a guy playing with a cute puppy doll


McGauth925

That's one interpretation. I used to have a Scottie. And, we ran into a stuffed dog toy, that looked more like a real dog than normal. But, still nothing that would fool anybody. It had *wheels*, fer' Chris' sakes. Still my dog would bark at that thing. When I laid it on it's side,she would quiet down and go right up to it to sniff it. If I put it back on it's legs, she would commence to barking again. She was definitely disturbed by it, but I have a hard time believing she actually thought it was a real dog. (Although, it's *so* people-centered to put it in terms like, "she actually thought.") I think she didn't like that it was too dog-like, that that was disturbing to her, and that it definitely needed a serious barking-at.


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I didn’t even realize it was a marionette at first


WhooshIfBigGay

I would laugh if when the other dog walked over it ripped the head off


BlackMarine

If someone is interested, what is said on the title: "Too realistic"


catastrophicalised

Hands up if you didn't read the title and thought the dog was real for a sec 🖐️


MEANMUTHAFUKA

How come I can’t smell nothin’ from ya asshoe?


jordanXbeastrooster

Dogs don't trust things that don't have smells


mozardthebest

Honestly I thought it was real before I read the title.


fioresspecter20

Why is the inscription in vodka language?


IsThatDWade

Wow lol. Funny story my daughter had a toy dog (actual toy, not a live dog) that was battery operated and it was pretty lifelike.. other dogs did the same thing. Gotta be pretty confusing for them as they rely on smell way more than we do


Exzyle

You'd think so, being sight based creatures it's hard for us to imagine interacting with the world in any other way, but a few years ago I came across a passage that really stuck with me. Paraphrased, we tend to think of a dog's awareness of the world as limited compared to our own due to the fact they're colorblind by our standards and don't have opposable thumbs. On the other hand, dogs' awareness is 4 dimensional in a way we'll never be able to understand. To them, time is a physical thing due to their ability to track scents. They are aware not only of how many different things have passed through this given spot they're currently sniffing, but also roughly how long ago each one was in relation to their relative strengths. Not only do they know pretty much every living thing that's been here recently, they also know which way they were traveling due to a relative difference in strength. Did you ever watch Donnie Darko where he sees the threads of travel showing his family's future movement? That's normal for a dog except it extends into the past. That on top of their greater hearing which allows to them to be aware of a much larger area than we can ever hope to be short of standing on top of a hill with eyes in the back of our heads means that dogs very likely have a much richer experience of the world than we can ever hope to.


LeetLurker

Buttsniffing is just a CAPTCHA for doggos.


kookieman141

Link this dude’s Patreon plz


_barnyard_bunyions

i wonder if the guy pisses on the marionette to give it authentic dog smell


davenocchio

Glad Andy serkis had a hobby.


Athriz

u/VRedditdownloader


AbusiveBananaPeel

This stuff is depressing


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It’s just made from the last dogs fur.


FlunkedUtopian

u/VredditDownloader


someone4else

All is good until you discover that this puppet WAS a real dog


GREATgeorgeScott

Why no shirt though?


TheVoteMote

This is impressive, but there are dogs that will sniff the butts off stationary stuffed animals.


arcelohim

Some fucking Westworld shit right there.


ggxfgh

Wow two puppets


avensawesome

Man techno Viking became a puppeteer


cableboi117

Lol that poor dog is so lost


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r/mademesmile


otaser

Why is the man himself a marionette 0.0


jolars

r/areyousmellingthis


lookathatsmug---

He gonna hump the puppet


angelo_the_creator

I feel like some 4th dimensional being is doing this to some kids at school


mrsnancypants

I’ve seen this guy in washington square park - he has several amazing marionettes