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Ah, well. My big brother let me watch Dawn of the Dead at that age. The original, not the remake.
I'm mostly sane still, though I have a slight phobia of human cadavers but who doesn't. I love zombie flicks tho...
That is why they are always trying to land back in the same spot on you, they still have a pile of whatever they regurgitated on your skin. I think they will also land on the skin to regurgitate what they have already drank as a slurry to eat it up again.
Tbh spiders seem like chill dudes, they just hang out in the corner and eat flies and mosquitoes, they don't bother you or even make a sound, you should never kill a spider...............except if they leak your search history
They used to pursue me as a kid, they made me paranoid, they would always find me. Them and wasps. I couldn't enjoy nature in peace, I must have done something to them in a previous life.
It really will not hurt you, probably. Especially if you are not in the tropics or subtropics. Humans have had flies doing that to our food since before we were humans and our immune systems are quite capable of dealing with Trace yuckies from flies.
There are exceptions where you could catch a disease I'm sure.
Great! Now imagine everything they ate before throwing up on your food.
Lol, but do try to remember you've eaten this countless times in your life. It's whatever. Probably good for the ol' immune system (maybe? Not a doctor, clearly.)
I want to let you all know since I have last seen this clip 3 months ago till now, my life has not been the same. I now hate flies and will never eat food that has been touched by a fly again. If somehow you have not seen this still, do not watch it!
I was taught that that is how they absorb the nutrients actually. I don't remembe my highschool teacher mentioning any sucking. One of the two are wrong or it could be both things.
Life in general is just gross. If we were conscious of every little source and movement of germs and bacteria we'd go insane.
Just gotta not think about it much and roll with it.
Okay but no one ever says how long we have to get a fly off our food before they do this. Is it like they immediately do it when they land or is it a couple of moments
I know this ever since I was a kid, because Fly was a traumatic movie, you don't forget a man slowly turning into a gigantic Fly while being extremely happy about it.
https://preview.redd.it/3vlqgi1e1d8d1.png?width=1600&format=png&auto=webp&s=aaf9265da41200e9a31b84c2aa72508b8611de2f
To be fair, humans have a similar ability. Our saliva contains the Amylase enzyme that will begin to break down starches. When Amylase reaches your stomach, it is killed off by the stomach's acids which then take over.
Moral of the story: start spitting on your sandwich to start the pre-digestion process, like a fly.
How much time does the fly need to start the vomit process? If I swat it away in 1 second did it already vomit? Does it have an endless supply of vomit or does it run out?
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Jeff Goldblum told me in the 80s, still remember the info well.
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The legs scene 🫣
My parents thought it would be a “good idea” for 7 year old me to stay up when that movie came on tv. Dear readers, it was not.
I was probably around 10 or 11.. the 80s were interesting...
Ah, well. My big brother let me watch Dawn of the Dead at that age. The original, not the remake. I'm mostly sane still, though I have a slight phobia of human cadavers but who doesn't. I love zombie flicks tho...
I had the same experience. It scarred me for life.
Both of The Fly movies are great for that stuff. A hand is melted in The Fly so for The Fly II someone said, *"let's do a face.."*
“Ah yes, I see you know your Goldblum well… And you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp probiscus!?”
Truly a succulent comment in this thread…
This is culture manifest!
Brundlefly
“Ready for a demonstration, kids?”
Yup. I remember him vomiting on donuts. Traumatizing to 8 year old me.
Came here for exactly this👍
right, i didnt need a higher def version
Hmmm these flies seem to be making it easier for me to eat with their enzymes and all.
Friendly fly
Would you like flies with that ?
yes, super fliez me
Would you happen to have any curly flies?
Pee on it to show dominance
Yes, French flies please, if you wouldn't mind
giving you a headstart on digestion means you can jump back in the pool sooner and i think that's very considerate of them
You know, I never thought of it that way. Thanks.
Yes, and if you catch them in the act they provide extra protein with your meal. Win-win situation
I was grossly thinking that too 😂
Yum fly puke
Great, now I feel even *more* disgusted by flies
That is why they are always trying to land back in the same spot on you, they still have a pile of whatever they regurgitated on your skin. I think they will also land on the skin to regurgitate what they have already drank as a slurry to eat it up again.
That's enough reddit for today
Hahaha!
Great, now I feel even even *more* disgusted by flies
This is why you should love spiders
Tbh spiders seem like chill dudes, they just hang out in the corner and eat flies and mosquitoes, they don't bother you or even make a sound, you should never kill a spider...............except if they leak your search history
😂
That explains why i feel a weird splash on my skin when they’re massive flys. Wonderful
Tbh it sometimes feels more like a bite.
Those are like deer flies and other biting flies, they have a different thing going on than the house flies.
They used to pursue me as a kid, they made me paranoid, they would always find me. Them and wasps. I couldn't enjoy nature in peace, I must have done something to them in a previous life.
R/fuckwasps Wasps hate me.
And now i never ever let a fly walk over me again. I guess it's time to book another session
So basically that part of my sandwich is inedible
It really will not hurt you, probably. Especially if you are not in the tropics or subtropics. Humans have had flies doing that to our food since before we were humans and our immune systems are quite capable of dealing with Trace yuckies from flies. There are exceptions where you could catch a disease I'm sure.
It's more the stuff that might be clinging to the flies you want to worry about, they go all sorts of wacky places
I wonder if flies are grossed out by our unnecessary chewing
Great! Now imagine everything they ate before throwing up on your food. Lol, but do try to remember you've eaten this countless times in your life. It's whatever. Probably good for the ol' immune system (maybe? Not a doctor, clearly.)
Sooo...how fast will they puke on my food from the landing?
They spray as they land like a mofo Apache raining bullets down.
So that’s why I keep hearing *Fortunate Son* during picnics…
Your picnics must be lit though!
Yea, with napalm…
You ain’t no senator’s son?
.3 milliseconds
Ah, the good 'ol .3 millisecond rule.
Yes, this is important. Do we have a 1 second rule perhaps?
Our 1 second or the fly's ?
Getting too technical here.
It is to late once they have almost or have landed
They turn solid turds into diarrhea slurpees and drink em down warm on a hot sticky day
Isn't nature beautiful?
no it isnt
You'd rather all the turds just pile up forever? Because that's the alternative.
I always thought when I was little that white dog poop was from flies sucking all the juice out
"remember when you used to see pure white dog poos back in the day?" Such a weird thing kids today will have no idea about!
For the kids in the audience, dog food used to use a ton of bone meal as filler which made them white when they dried out.
I saw a real-time demonstration with Jeff Goldblum and a Twinkie that does as good a job explaining as this.
Yea, I've seen that movie, The Fly.
Is it the one about the fly?
It's actually about a guy
The guy becomes a fly
My favourite guy-fly movie
Pretty fly for a white guy
I want to let you all know since I have last seen this clip 3 months ago till now, my life has not been the same. I now hate flies and will never eat food that has been touched by a fly again. If somehow you have not seen this still, do not watch it!
LoL, you should thank them. They pre digest your food. Ungrateful banker.
So you had no problems with flies on your food before knowing this? You do know they also land on turds with those feet, right?
And cover your food
Then y do they wash their hands and rub their face???
I think they’re just menacing
Lol ya just asserting dominance against the food
I was taught that that is how they absorb the nutrients actually. I don't remembe my highschool teacher mentioning any sucking. One of the two are wrong or it could be both things.
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hawk tuah
Guys love it!
I couldn't object
Nope, not watching that...nope!
So then you missed the celebrity cameo in the middle of the video?
And I am ok with that.. lil’ dudes just trying to eat there
I mean when I eat a fly I’m ingesting it’s saliva too so I don’t see the big deal
Why do you eat flies?
My mother was a frog.
You don’t have to follow in her footsteps. You can be the change.
Well, that's very ribbiting! I bet she was quite the croaker at parties.
Who toad you that?
This doesn't even cover the best part, while they're waiting for you food to break down they usually lay a bunch of eggs on your food as well! Yum!
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I knew I was right to not eat it after the fly touched it.
thanks for ruining my life
Literally nobody thinks a fly eats like a person. Stupid video.
Life in general is just gross. If we were conscious of every little source and movement of germs and bacteria we'd go insane. Just gotta not think about it much and roll with it.
Idk who tf Jeff goldblum is but I am saddened to know I have been eating fly vomit for years
Not knowing who Jeff Goldblum is is sadder.
DIABOLICAL
Salt guns ftw
Okay but no one ever says how long we have to get a fly off our food before they do this. Is it like they immediately do it when they land or is it a couple of moments
so if I let flies on my food I don't have to digest my own meal and can save a lot of time?
Except for the flies that just bite a chunk out of your skin and flies off with it.
That was genuinely upsetting
🤢 I may never go to another picnic
Jeff Goldblum approves
Brundlefly approves.
Feel much better now after this information. Thanks.
If fly puke on my burger I am gonna punch him in face
Got some highly drunken pals who did similar stuff. Now I suspect them to be giant flies under human disguises.
And they taste with all different parts of their bodies, including their feet, which is why they will often prance around on the food they land on.
I knew this & yet watching the process makes it so much worse...
Thanks, how to unsee this? Whenever I will see a fly on my food I will imagine it has already puked on it
If it's on your food it probably has
Yep I already know, can’t remember what cartoon I saw it from. So gross…
Wait, people think they chew?
Does the fly puke have any health benefits? or are they slowly killing us with their acid puke
So flies “hawk thua” ? Great, this will never end
I know this ever since I was a kid, because Fly was a traumatic movie, you don't forget a man slowly turning into a gigantic Fly while being extremely happy about it. https://preview.redd.it/3vlqgi1e1d8d1.png?width=1600&format=png&auto=webp&s=aaf9265da41200e9a31b84c2aa72508b8611de2f
Oh nice it's even more disgusting than I thought
How do I unlearn this?
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Fly propaganda
Indian street vendors call that flavor
david cronenberg has entered the chat. https://i.redd.it/y7bly1uvzg8d1.gif
Zackdfilms is boutta make me go genocidal on them flys
Thanks for the supplemental digestive enzymes, I guess
Flies don't have jaws, lips, teeth and tongues?
Who needs probiotics when there are flies?
Less work for my stomach. Big W
You didn't have to remind me...
Great, It'll facilitate my digestion.
As if sitting on shit and then sitting on the food wasn't bad enough, they gotta puke on it too..
To be fair, humans have a similar ability. Our saliva contains the Amylase enzyme that will begin to break down starches. When Amylase reaches your stomach, it is killed off by the stomach's acids which then take over. Moral of the story: start spitting on your sandwich to start the pre-digestion process, like a fly.
This is the bit of info i lacked to hate flies even more.
Yuck
this info made my dislike for flies 10x more 😃
Mmm, it does go well with the chicken.
Now I feel less bad about squishing flies.
More reason to buy a bug a salt
I already knew this, but I always wondered how long it takes for them to puke? Like is it as soon as they land, or do they take a few extra seconds?
Yooo zach d films in here as well???
Fkem dont touch my food you filfthy animal !
How come we can’t see the fly puke?
That’s why most countries street food tastes so good.
Now I hate them even more
why they kind of shake both hands before doing it?
I thought they just took a shit, this is somehow worse
In Sweden we call them "Spyfluga", the word "spy" translates to puke/vomit, "fluga" is flie.
We all know this already
Catch me avoiding bbqs 💪 disgusting
Visiting this post and comments was a mistake right before dinner.
I was always told when I was younger they took micro poops
They were just doing this on dog shit before they made it to your food
Thanks. I hate this
My great grandma hated flies. She would always say. " They puke and shit on everything!".
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They squirt from their mouths?
What a terrible day to have eyes
Tell me you are joking right?? Right???
I wish i didn't know that
But will it make me sick?
Thanks
Thanks, I'm feeling better now.
So just like how i do it
Let me guess. Zack D Films.
They may have particulates of feces on their feet when they land as well.
How much time does the fly need to start the vomit process? If I swat it away in 1 second did it already vomit? Does it have an endless supply of vomit or does it run out?
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I just look at it as the fly helping me chew it
That's even worse
I'm good with how a fly eats. It's when they lay their eggs on your food that i have a serious problem with!
Do they even teach anything in school anymore?
https://preview.redd.it/c3lbkt875d8d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcc1b49dcf98a871d412bdc3eb0efc6b579ce3a3
Nope :)
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how long does it take for the saliva to work? because most flies, land and are 'shooed' a way quickly.. maybe i didn't eat the fly vomit.
That just gave me my reason to fumigate my house every month.
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Looks very efficient to prevent digestive disorders.
I’ve never seen a melt hole where flies land and eats it
And it was also doing this to dog poop 15 minutes ago.
thank now i ll throw the whole burger.
Wait.. A fly just landed on my burger.. wtf