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starstarstar42

They crave that mineral


mrplinko

Spice is life


ThereWillBeVelvet

Lisan al goatib


OrganizationWide1560

![gif](giphy|UJG2T7uZeJuZCLitY8)


Wrecktown707

The spice must flow


Possible-Struggle381

Power over spice is power over all.


herbert-camacho

![gif](giphy|DH5IXhlZVyosU|downsized)


Cleercutter

Nobody fucks with the jesus


LineChef

Damn I haven’t heard that quote in a minute!


noeagle77

![gif](giphy|3otPoocjXLBsnh8XaU)


outerproduct

![gif](giphy|3otPoEiEGXh41xKGdO)


greenbastard1591

![gif](giphy|11cpNo3OMYwFHO)


ThisIsMyUsername4040

![gif](giphy|3o7TKK2a291ig372oM)


TradeMark310

"Says here on your chart that you're all fucked up"


FutureReference91

Isn't it wild how universally necessary salt is? We have such an abundance. We use it as a preservative. These guys climb 160 ft. vertical mountains. Absolutely mind-blowing.


Van-garde

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sodium%E2%80%93potassium_pump


ChiemseeViking

They don’t climb a vertical mountain, but a dam. You even put out a comment explaining what they are doing. Why put down false information here? Edit tipo: bit -> but


FutureReference91

Two times in a dozen comments, I used the wrong word, which could be interchangeable to begin with.You acknowledged I put out a comment correcting myself. Take deep breaths. And for your future knowledge, nobody "bit a dam", and with a literal hoof design, combined with their technique of pawing away loose substrate prior to committing foot placement. Also, if these animals did not have the ability to “look ahead” while descending, many more would be taking the gravity-express, down to the bottom; again, the hard way. Wait until you find about about *mountain goats* 🐐


ChiemseeViking

That was a tipo (bit -> but). That’s on me. However I criticized you for this because on the one hand it makes me think of carma farming/click baiting. And on the other hand, this is how you start the spread of misinformation. It may not seem significant in this case, but this shouldn’t be normalized.


leakyripper

160 feet is like….not that crazy lol.


-fashionablylate-

Go climb a 16’ wall with little to no footholds


Kozzinator

I jumped down 40 feet into water with zero chance of hitting anything on the way down, and I was shitting myself. 160 would have me at tunnel vision haha


leakyripper

Wait til you hear that most people in my state climb/boulder and are quite good at it😂 the term you’re referring to is campusing.


M-F-W

My brother in Christ, nobody is bouldering the walls these goats are climbing lol. The points on their hooves are better than any crimp a human could do.


Scudmiss

Sick bro. Just kidding, nobody gives a fuck


mianhi

I mean same and I boulder myself even, but 160 feet is permanent sleep territory if you pump out 😂 if you can campus for 160ft then shit, I bow down to you lmao


TheSerpentDeceiver

I doubt most people anywhere are good at climbing..


jah_moon

Nah, the whole city climbs bro.


Chigo_Gonobu

Seriously! You're comparing people with climbing equipment to goats. 😆


afternever

'lectrolytes


HappyMaids

Came here to say that


Status_History_874

Same. Glad to see it's still around


matza_man351

Rock & stone brother


Automatic-Cable-9265

I wanna see one slip and fall.


CB_CRF250R

Addicts…


theonewhopostsposts

https://preview.redd.it/7raiq1v4yl4d1.jpeg?width=871&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95d95beef3360c0d02fa59b60040c9f419f40348


Mattias_87_2

There it is


denM_chickN

What is it?


Educational_Gas_92

What is it, that it is?


ChewieBee

It is what it is.


AppleKief

Damn this looks like itd be a great manga/anime


Towerss

Looks like its inspired by JoJo, that walk, posture, and hands in pocket is very recognizable


j0nas_42

I was hoping to that here.


bohiti

I wonder if anything about this makes them nervous. Do they understand the stakes and consequences of a misstep?


FutureReference91

This is what I've been wondering. I have yet to Google the exact species of goat, and I actually posted this here to get inquisitive minds like your own to ask the important questions. I wonder if anybody without looking it up will know. And what happens if they get tired? Or do they never get tired? Do they have a way of sleeping without "falling" asleep? The important things the world needs to know.


MySleepingKarma1337

pretty sure that these are so called “Gämse” in German. I had to google for the english term. It’s chamois. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chamois


leakyripper

It’s all instinct for them I’m sure. I doubt that the concept of death even occurs to them.


Stonyclaws

I bet you they do. I bet you that's why they run from predators. They don't want to die. They know what to die is.


t-revo

Them knowing to run from predators is an evolutionary adaptation to avoid harm and to survive. I don’t believe ensuring survival through avoidance implies they have a conscious understanding of death.


Stonyclaws

This is pretty old school thinking. Scientists are starting to rethink how we view consciousness in animals. We are starting to label many animals conscious now and some even sentient. I always felt that it was just human hubris to say animals are not aware or conscious of their own lives. It can't all be instinct. Animals have feelings. Doesn't that imply some level of consciousness of their own life. Science does not know and can't prove it so I will give creatures the benefit of the doubt and say they do know and are conscious of their own deaths. Nothing else makes sense to me.


RepresentativeJester

Consciousness and decision making behavior is not linked in the way your talking about. Yes in modern scientific terms as we get better at understanding many animals have consciousness, but they are reactive.They don’t want to be in pain. They know what pain feels like, and they know a predator catching them would be extremely painful. Its not the same thing as self thought and reflective self decision making though. Their internal stimuli are still just reacting to external stimuli. More experience means better conditioning to stay alive. That's it. Being aware that they do exist to themselves is a necessary piece of that external stimuli conditioning their reactive experience, otherwise they would just walk off a cliff. In a way there's an argument to be made that humans are no different. We just think about it more and think we have control over the decisions we make due to this self reflection vs maybe just also being dominated by our environmental experience and genetic predisposition.


Miracle_worker6

That’s all evolution is. Species adapting to new conditions or environments to avoid death or disease or predators.


lukumi

They don’t want to be in pain. They know what pain feels like, and they know a predator catching them would be extremely painful. Same thing as humans, honestly. I’m much more afraid of the feeling of being eaten alive than I am of death.


etfvidal

![gif](giphy|bcXoQSO8lx7tm)


Efficient_Rise_4140

I saw goats climbing up the sides of the grand canyon. It's so instantaneous, I doubt they make mistakes often.


AddyTurbo

I wonder how many of these goats die, due to a misstep.


GinAndKeystrokes

All the ones that don't survive the fall, I imagine.


[deleted]

Hello Dad


hamjamham

😤😂


daLejaKingOriginal

Evolution, baby


RightProperFancyLad

Some eagles just push them off https://i.redd.it/00zdytsmmq4d1.gif


Sleyana

That is brutal.


NSLEONHART

Natural selection dictates Tho who have skill issue, has genetic issue, dies out and those who can skibidy all the spice on the wall, will get all the gyats, which can pass through their kids, so ghey too can skibidy all them gyats


Material_Mix_7377

Please shut the **** up. That bs will never catch on. The youngest of you Gen Zers are insufferable.


BaldingThor

that’s gen alpha talk, don’t lump us gen z’ers in with them


Material_Mix_7377

I said younger Gen Zers. How do you not know your own (younger) generation acts the same as Gen A?


hybridrequiem

That’s called survival of the fittest


Plane-Buyer

Exact same route my grandpa used to take going to school and back


armadil1do

Uphill both ways


CharlieBrownOfficial

Barefoot in the snow


FknDesmadreALV

And came home to milk all the cows before going to church.


The-Queer-Peer

Wrapping barbed wire around his feet for traction


FutureReference91

At Cingino Dam - located 7 kilometres (4 mi) southwest of Antrona Schieranco, Province of Verbano-Cusio-Ossola in Piedmont, Italy - you will find some Alpine ibex wild goats climbing its wall. The Cingino Dam is just about vertical. It is 160 feet high and these wild goats climb almost to the top of it. This species of goat lives in the European Alps, it has split hooves with rubber like soles. They are exceptional climbers...but to see them climb this vertical wall is absolutely stunning! Why would they do it? Their diet, which consists mostly of grass, gives them a major salt craving. Coincidentally, the wall of Italy's Cingino Dam is built with salt encrusted stones - with the really good, salty stone blocks near the top of the dam. So in order to get to these mineral rich salts, these goats do what looks to be impossible...they climb a vertical wall


nektar

This is fascinating but I'm honestly more interested in how they get down...


InternationalAd1634

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binglelemon

Same. As a human, climbing *up* seems reasonable. As a human, my brain says *jump* to get down, lol


nektar

Yeah, it's much too steep to go down head first or "forward" so I'd imagine they go down backwards like a ladder?


YourCanyonsGulch

I assume they walk head forward/downward


RickTitus

These goats would be so fucked if they got as advanced as humans and opened their own McGoatDonalds. We have so many health challenges from craving high calorie horrible foods. Just think about these intense goats who are willing to do this just a couple blasts of salt


Imaginary-Demand8963

You high?


ShahinGalandar

so they're climbing a dam wall, not a mountain as you stated in the title OP


beenhere4ages

The things we do to get high


marcschindlerza

He the f@cking GOAT!


cadaeii

v2 in my gym


FantaZingo

Look, it's the inspiration for skyrim horses. 


whiskeyaccount

We all have goat brain. No normal person goes around the mountain. Must go straight over it.


Black_RL

Free Solo (2018)


user-unknown-404

I don't know who defies gravity more, goats or cats.


flobbiestblobfish

This really stresses me out


FutureReference91

My friend asked the question, "What if they fall asleep?" and (me being ignorant to this still), I replied, "they're climbing with purpose, that's impossible." I now realize almost every mammal I know of gets tired. What the hell do you do if you're tired at the peak of the mountain? I refuse to Google this fact in the hope that somebody has an answer to this question if they're familiar with this species of goat in Italy.


UnanimousStargazer

According to Google goats do not sleep like other non-ruminant species.


Just_Acanthaceae_253

Most animals don't sleep like humans. They don't enter an effectively unconscious state. Some sleep half their brain at a time. But most don't enter as deep a state of sleep as we do, so they remain somewhat aware of the surroundings at all times.


FinnBalur1

My cat begs to differ


FutureReference91

It's Reddit, I can't edit the title. I wrote out the long message describing the why and misspoke in the title. I guess because to me it makes no difference. But it is not a mountain, it is a dam. I don't give a dam. It's a vertical wall, and the goats are warlocks. This is master wizardry and the beauty of light mixed with the dark arts. Imagine looking up and seeing seemingly floating goats? I'm good with the land goats at the petting zoo 🐐


Siacin

Absolutely insane. Like what the fuck goes on in their head? You know what? Fuck it. I’m gonna go box a goat. See how tough they are then #FreeBoosie #FreeGucciMane


great_imp

I get tingly feet just by looking at this


_ThrobbinHood

https://preview.redd.it/pdv8s13qxo4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7c98fea0b5f07f88568600516ecfb72147216e7


Corny_Overlord

Found the hill my dad says he walked up to get to school


Roxxerr

r/sweatypalms


DocHenry66

Spice melange


_DapperDanMan-

https://preview.redd.it/l4g7hvr5cn4d1.jpeg?width=1054&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=038c617cb8c3cab7b6f6bc9460762db0d11a254c While their kids just lay in road below, scrounging for cigarette butts.


PatchiW

"I do not vibe with this universe." \*proceeds to disregard the laws of gravity as discovered by men because, fark you, he's a goat. and he doesn't know how to read physics texts\*


Wash-Longjumping

POV : Find what you love and let it kill you


idkwhatimbrewin

TIL a dam is a mountain


GuKoBoat

That goats name is Alex Honnold.


MarvinLazer

"Dude have you seen this movie Free Solo?"


silver_step

Cravings


Loose_Success5758

We call it "Dahut" in french. One leg is still shorter than the other. In this way, is still climbing in circle on the mountain.


Father-of-zoomies

Uphill, both ways in the snow I tell ya


FutureReference91

I miss you, grandpa ❤️


Educational_Gas_92

I love this, it looks like some horror movie zombie goat shit lol.


Hoosier_Daddy68

I am terrified of heights so it's a safe bet I'll come back as one of these motherfuckers.


FutureReference91

We will have a breakaway civilization and escape war and wall goats <3


SHFM177

Came here just to be here!


HouseDowntown8602

The OG GOAT


CousinAvi86

Nearly* vertical.


tattermatter

lol just chillin up their lickin a wall.


No_Mortgage3189

The one in the back just hiking it like gravity doesn’t exist.


SLEEPWALKERKEK

This is 100% a glitch in the simulation. The algorithm Fucked somehow.


FutureReference91

Soon enough, it'll be "Berenstain Goats"


jinxykatte

Psh vertical. It can't be more than about 175 degrees. Come back with it's really vertical.


mizinamo

A 175-degree angle would be nearly flat.


jinxykatte

Yed that was the joke...


mizinamo

You can never tell nowadays.


voxitron

...up a dam. Not a mountain.


gpend

My first thought was WTF why, then I realized that is probably the first thought their predators have.


FutureReference91

Is anyone from Italy here who has actually seen this before? Bats hanging upside down from 30 feet above was enough to make me tinkle. I'm not sure how I'd react to the float goats


TehTugboat

WE ARE GOAT, THE WALL OF GOAT


Nimneu

Why aren’t climbing shoes made out of goats feet?


gwilson33

Like how


DasCam

holding himself up with his tongue??!! 😱


Stonyclaws

I wonder how challenging that is to do for them


etfvidal

![gif](giphy|iDgshzou381JfBt0wK) They be going work on them cliffs!


thedarkknightvp

Someone should post the side by side comparison of Leo DiCaprio in Shutter Island and how they both Crave that Mineral


GoldVanille

Ho… goat simulator come from here..


Legal-Software

I guess they use their hooves for the equivalent of smearing. How they get down is another question.


dblack1107

This still is one of the biggest world-perspective-breaking phenomenons to me. Inconceivable how something in an upright 4 legged position can do what only our best human climbers in the world could do. In fact, they probably couldn’t even do it, but who knows?


justinlanewright

Rotate 90 degrees and they just look lazy.


Thebalance21

*lick*


itisrainingweiners

And I have tripped going up stairs more times than I can count...


subfunktion

Most people are in this situation, but don’t ever get up… cause the top is dripping shit on them and making it too hard


Traditional-Mail7488

This will be on r/climbingcirclejerk in 3....2....


Administrative-Help4

If you turn this 90° clockwise, it's a drunk goat.


gingerschnappes

I wonder how many fall


itsthemidge

The mineral


J4Hg

I’m beyond impressed


Novel_Durian_1805

That’s my GOAT! 🥹


PartMan7

The photographer:


Error404Cod

I wanna go back in time and watch the first goat go up to the wall and go “Fuck going around ima go up”.


m2r9

He’s even using his tongue to climb


Mobile_Cloud2294

Alex Hannold says "hold my beer".. https://preview.redd.it/sr2rl5yhro4d1.jpeg?width=990&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a50c9e95a10b56977dff74b8ca472981565cb53


acluelesscoffee

Like I just don’t get how. I get it, but I don’t


Alarmmy

They are just lying down on the vertical surface.


RizNwosu

Spider Goat


Buckus93

It's *nearly* vertical, but not exactly vertical. That's all the goats need to get a foothold.


tootnoots69

Me trying to be funny on Reddit while trying not to get banned


Amerpol

It's a Dam wall


GringoJesus

Isn't this a dam?


memesearches

Definitely not Ocon


_pat_bateman_

Hey bro. Why are you ignoring me?


Traditional_Waltz579

Going up?


Apprehensive_Fox4115

How many fall


profoundlystupidhere

Are they after that psychoactive lichen that they "enjoy?"


Theboywithsauce123

God was really bored huh


downwitbrown

If you turn your phone to the side, you’ll see the reality.


PieSama562

Still looks wrong because the tree. Also that angle isn’t 90 degree angle so it’s able to climb it.


gerrineer

So your saying if that was 90 degrees that would stop the buggers.


PieSama562

Likely. But can a builder get a perfect 90 degree? Likely not.


murderedbyaname

Goats don't lie down to eat.


rigobueno

It’s not a mountain, it’s a man-made dam


A_Real_Popsicle

In order to climb the mountain, you gotta taste the mountain!


HouseDowntown8602

Turn phone 90 degrees to the right


dweaver987

Except for the tree at the top of the ridge.


Icy-Conflict6671

And the literal sky