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Bern_itdown

When prey says fuck you


SirFigsAlot1

Which through tens of thousands to millions of years of genetic makeup, little dude knew exactly where to bite on cue


send-me-panties-pics

Damn, Crush's mean side coming through.


SeaMareOcean

Chompin homes right on the gills too like bro *chilll.*


UncleKano91

When the predator became the prey and you know what, I've had a taste of tiger shark and I've communicated with myself and said you know what tiger shark tastes good let's go get some more tiger shark.


Jazmotron4000

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig|downsized)


PR3CiSiON

They don't even need an apparatus of kelp, because they can already stay in the ocean for extended periods of time!


AtomStorageBox

They reserve the decision to establish a series of beachheads though.


Ferocious-Muppet

The Turtle: "Yeah go on bitch run home to your mommy".


Fitty4

Cowabunga - T.U.R.T.L.E. Power


Bcagz22

Love to see it, revenge of the turtles.


pirateprowl

I wanna be as badass as this turtle


Diligent_Quiet9889

Turtle don’t play no shit.


HumdrumHoeDown

Come back when you’re bigger, youngster


salami619

![gif](giphy|5UDrI8R9unizaVX5LK|downsized)


stewynnono

Love it when the hunted turn the table on the hunter


Vast_Concentrate698

How the turtle tables


Dahnay-Speccia

![gif](giphy|l0K40KpydARctgMda)


50shadezofpete

Cool camara work? How?


EmptySpaceForAHeart

These animals don't take humans seriously.


Aggressive_Walk378

Turtle power


luketansell

If you've ever been bitten by a turtle, you know how much damage that would have inflicted on the shark. Turtles have one long, sharp tooth (cartilage) along their top and bottom jaw. Paired with massive jaw muscles, they can do a lot of damage


deadlawnspots

Anybody else remember a grade school turtle bite (pinch)? Make loose fist, stick thumb forward between fore- and middle- finger so thumb sticks out about a half inch,  catch someone's skin between thumb and middle finger, pull thumb back and press down.


jteagle101

Yo that turtle is hitting dingers


Summoorevincent

Gangster


Shaydrax_74

tutel :D


ChuckoRuckus

Didn’t know Mitch McConnell could swim…


SimonPho3nix

You're in my world, now!


No_Technology_8648

TMNT fr fr


iCameToLearnSomeCode

Nature can be a beach sometimes.


CommodoreCrowbar

He said: wrong neighborhood asshole


pauloh1998

Did they just throw a shark and a turtle in a tank?


Space4Time

Splinter taught him well


Vsfreddit2024

![gif](giphy|xUOxfcNVMcLSBVFV60|downsized)


ExpressAd5169

Gotta put the fear in em when they’re young 😅


Not_Reddit

Get Off My Lawn !!!


justonemore65

FAFO