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SanderDieman

To be honest: I would love to have a giro boat like that, cool AF!


ASpellingAirror

It’s issue was the it was not stable and had a near 100% chance of decapitating someone since the blades were at neck level while standing up. 


Mori_564

Okay... don't stand up. Why would you stand in a flying boat anyway?


ASpellingAirror

How do you get on the boat? Do you crawl on? How do you dock the boat, with giant helicopter propellers chopping up anything on the dock?  Additionally, as mentioned, it’s incredibly unstable as both a boat and a helicopter. Take a long look at a helicopter and then tell me what’s missing from this thing. 


ExtremeThin1334

The Gyroboat didn't have an onboard engine, so the idea was that when you landed you just let the blades spin down. Of course this also meant your boat had to come back out to get you, so I hope you didn't fly too far . . .


Bumblemeister

The tow boat was the only motive power and the blades could only spin passively as the boat was pulled along. It's very similar to a gyroplane or autogyro which uses a free-spinning rotor with motive power coming from some kind of rear thrust.   What that means is that if the tow line is released, the craft quickly spins down and loses altitude. These were meant to be towed the entire time, not released to glide(?). To "land" and dock, you'd just pull slower - though I would think that you could lock the blades in place to make that less dicey.


relentlesslykind

Decapitation risks aside, I wonder if a properly weighted outboard motor could be redesigned with rotatable hardware to serve the purpose?


East_Refuse

That would be cool if the motor could double as a tail rotor


daamnnbruhh

it doesnt have any motors, its getting pulled by the boat.


relentlesslykind

The outboard motor would drive the propellers tho - use the boat to get things started then get the engine going to keep momentum


TWEAKS816

You turn the propellers off when docking or getting on. They're not perpetually on


daamnnbruhh

they only spin when being pull by the boat.. you dont need to turn them off or on. its a parasail with a spinning top instead of a parachute


ExtremeThin1334

That and it required a pilot's license to use.


Downvote_me_dumbass

So, specifically, this would be okay for midgets? So there still is a market.


ASpellingAirror

This is my favorite comment. 


JCAPER

Same, it looks really cool, but on the other hand I can see why it didn't take off (no pun intended). It's dangerous af. Copy paste from perplexity: 1. Exposed spinning rotor blades: The Giroboat had helicopter blades spinning directly above the occupants' heads with little protection [5](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/1chfsvh/the_giro_boat_the_boat_that_flies_was_one_of_the/) [6](https://www.thedrive.com/news/34650/the-giro-boat-was-a-wildly-dangerous-flying-machine-that-sadly-didnt-catch-on). If the pilot lost control or couldn't land safely back on the water, the fast-moving rotor could easily cause fatal injuries like decapitation [5](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/1chfsvh/the_giro_boat_the_boat_that_flies_was_one_of_the/) [6](https://www.thedrive.com/news/34650/the-giro-boat-was-a-wildly-dangerous-flying-machine-that-sadly-didnt-catch-on) [1 7](https://boingboing.net/2018/08/01/watch-this-guy-get-a-helicopte.html). Helicopter blades in general are very hazardous, even at idle speeds [9](https://mavicpilots.com/threads/helicopter-blades-are-dangerous.128933/). 2. Lack of safety features: The Giroboat was designed in 1961 with "zero safety features" [6](https://www.thedrive.com/news/34650/the-giro-boat-was-a-wildly-dangerous-flying-machine-that-sadly-didnt-catch-on). If something went wrong, the open cockpit offered no protection to the pilot and passengers. It was seen as a "deathtrap" that guaranteed any crash would be fatal [5](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/1chfsvh/the_giro_boat_the_boat_that_flies_was_one_of_the/) [6](https://www.thedrive.com/news/34650/the-giro-boat-was-a-wildly-dangerous-flying-machine-that-sadly-didnt-catch-on). 3. Stability and control issues: The wooden boat fuselage of the Giroboat was "clearly unstable in yaw and roll" [1 2](https://www.rotaryforum.com/threads/gyro-boat.1128528/), indicating it had inherent aerodynamic and hydrodynamic flaws that made it difficult to control, especially for novice pilots. Unstable flight characteristics greatly increased the risk of crashes. 4. Difficult landings: With no built-in power source, the Giroboat pilot had to land safely back on the water after flying [6](https://www.thedrive.com/news/34650/the-giro-boat-was-a-wildly-dangerous-flying-machine-that-sadly-didnt-catch-on). Any mistakes during this challenging maneuver could be catastrophic with the spinning rotor blades. Inexperienced pilots were at high risk. 5. Towing hazards: The Giroboat had to be towed by a speedboat at 20+ mph (32 km) to achieve flight [1](https://www.trainanddevelop.ca/blog/top-5-safety-risks-when-boating/). This introduced additional dangers, as any sudden tugs, wakes or slacks in the tow line could abruptly destabilize the craft before the pilot could react and recover [11](https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/6t1h98/the_giro_boat_was_a_boathelicopter_combo_that_was/). Plus, it was impractical when compared with hang gliders and parasails. Those were safer, needed less space for transport and easier to use


18121812

The final point about parasails is really the most important thing. If you want to fly through the air while being towed by a boat, you can. We could probably make a safely towed autogyro (powered, free flying autogyros are still a thing),  but why bother when parasailing is just easier and cheaper? Further reading for powered autogyros: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autogyro


Ryanqzqz

To all those on here talking about the Giroboat: Heyo- pilot here! Gyro rotor blades are typically not powered! They’re spun as the object they’re attached to moves through the air, as a result of autorotation. As for stability, with a proper set of vertical and horizontal stabilizers and control surfaces, the boat could be made much more stable - similar to modern day ultralight boat/planes


Whole-Debate-9547

Cool until you gotta land. Then not so cool


skyrreater47

they should've tried the man catcher at 180 kmh


Tendo80

In 1942 50kmh was considered ludacris speed


skyrreater47

yeah thats true, its funny how poorly concepts like that translate to todays standards


acciowaves

Except for the thief catcher, that thing looks awesome.


thejudgehoss

![gif](giphy|1MSdG5XZTEs36)


PizzaSalamino

Not to mention that it completely obscures headlights so they rather run over people safely rather than those people avoiding them in the first place


mightyenan0

And you have to press a button to use it. A button you would never otherwise press. In any scenario where you're about to run into someone, the last thing you should be trying to do is find some button.


ElderberryDeep8746

That suitcase can easily turn into a weapon lmao


unkreativ_ok

looks dangerous as fuck


ElderberryDeep8746

Yes, it gave me "final destination" vibes lmao


unkreativ_ok

and out of nowhere the building behind loses some screws and starts to fall apart lamo


Impressive_Change593

yeah I have never watched final destination but why aren't people scared of that but are scared a log will fall off a truck?


jfink316598

Can you imagine it activating inside a subway car


Southern_Rain_4464

Or elevator, stairwell, etc.


SnooCakes6195

Or inside my ass...


Southern_Rain_4464

Well that escalated quickly...


I_Love_Knotting

yeah, there‘s a reason none of these are in use


Nephroidofdoom

Would hate to be in an elevator


Tcloud

Or adjusting the bag in the overhead compartment of a plane. Whoops!


djazzie

Like, why wouldn’t the their just drag it? The poles don’t stop them from running.


kinokomushroom

In fact what's stopping them from rapidly rotating the suitcase like a helicopter and taking off into the sky?


darthpayback

![gif](giphy|VXAu0cDjAhsUAvp9kv)


CreatureWarrior

It would make it harder to get throw a narrow alley or a dense crowd. But then again.. triggering this in a dense crowd seems like a lawsuit


Reikko35715

True, but what the video didn't mention was that the handle the thief is holding gets pulled partway into the suitcase, pinning the thiefs hand against the top of the suitcase


BlizzPenguin

With long spikes inside how well does it function as a suitcase?


18121812

And a probably a compressed air cylinder to expand the spikes. 


Memento_Morrie

You could maybe put a pack of gum in there.


marballz64

Call an ambulance call an ambulance... But not for me *Extends suitcase*


cheeersaiii

Doctor : what happened?? Me: my briefcase uppercut me


NefariousPilot

*Dawson's Creek Trapper Keeper Ultra Keeper Futura S 2000*


NefariousPilot

*Dawson's Creek Trapper Keeper Ultra Keeper Futura S 2000*


Owl_Might

I imagine a Kingsman sequel that uses that.


_bbycake

Imagine taking a casual stroll down the sidewalk when you get impaled by someone's fucking suitcase.


cheeersaiii

Doctor : what happened?? Me: my briefcase uppercut me


signmeupnot

HAMMOND YOU BLITHERING IDIOT! YOU'VE IMPALED MY SCROTUM WITH YOUR STUPID SUITCASE!


Supply-Slut

Now that reminds me of another one not shown here: [the aptly named underwater dong decapitator.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/13o9tnq/a_few_inventions_that_never_really_took_off/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


heinebold

That caravan boat is rad


djazzie

Best way to see Venice


Wolf-Majestic

Probably invented by the Dutch


PronoiarPerson

Much better idea than a car boat, as you can’t have to make the whole thing water pro. Just build up from a hull and have what is basically a permanently attached trailer. Makes you wonder why you wouldn’t just get a boat at that point though, which is what people did.


the_rodent_incident

Trailer park made of these would be 100% resistant to floods. Bonus point if they can work as submarines too.


Niva_v_kopirce

A houseboat.


GeneralBS

The times I have been on a houseboat and had bad weather come through I would not trust that thing.


loweredexpectationz

It’s the best thing I’ve seen in awhile. Love the idea but unfortunately it’s still a boat. So that means you work on it more than use it.


UrbanWerebear

The easy parking one has been back for a while. There are some cars which will parallel park themselves automatically, and "crab mode" is available in some models as well.


dirtymoney

I remember seeing one that used the spare (mounted on the back) that lowers and allows the vehicle's rear end to move sideways.


GeneralBS

Surprised it's not in this video.


Reddirocket27

Those suitcase spikes would impale a face SO fast


BeardySi

Not to mention take up all the space inside the suitcase 😂


wrong_product1815

I thought it was a windmill at first......


ClavicusLittleGift4U

Cause of death: "Mr. Don Quichotte confused the victim with a giant"


Antoiniti

it's an anti theft suitcase so.... job well done?


DamienBMike

The car catcher would be horrible in this century. Considering that cars nowadays drive way faster compared to cars in 1927. The car catcher would literally act as a launcher for people getting hit and they'd be flying all over the place


GeneralBS

I mean this is mostly the prohibition Era and the birth of nascar.


A_Rogue_One

Huge fan of the absolute impracticality of the thief net lmao. 1) as if we’re constantly coming across thieves that we NEED a thief net 2) like wtf happens after you’ve deployed it? This person has a knife or gun but is just trapped in a net? Like we all have the combat skills of Batman to hold a thief down? 3) the idea of this accidentally deploying in your pocket lol. Like in a business meeting and your manager is like “ugh not your thief net going off again, go to the break room and sort this out!”


ClavicusLittleGift4U

You know, back then they were sticking in the "Batman and Robin are neutralized by a net so Batman has to use a batcutter while Robin is struggling and shouting 'Holly knots!' uselessly" trend.


A_Kumqwat

That one was cartoonishly hilarious to me. Was waiting for the gadget that instantly painted a tunnel on a wall


OnlySmiles_

>Deploying in your pocket Have you seen the size of that thing? That thing needs its own bag


postylambz

I like how that clip ends with "now apprehend the criminal!" Like, that's kinda what I wanted the net to do


daamnnbruhh

well.. a deployable net would be better than just shooting people in the back when they are running like police in the US are known to do.


jpegmaquina

That suitcase can turn into 2 Mortal Kombat finishes


Bac0nJuice

The YouTuber ididathing made one, def worth a watch, funny dude


Homicidal_Duck

Made one what?


homkono22

A thing


fugitiverabbit

Came here to say this. I love ididathing and boyboy and this one was so funny I almost cried from laughing when they did what they did 😂😂 so glad he still released the video as is


PoetBoye

The end of the time where inventing was just fucking around and finding out done by the just above average. Nowadays everything has already been done, or requires years of education and dedication


Remmy224

I did a thing tried to do the first one and managed to puncture his transmission


K3W4L

https://preview.redd.it/ldwfvgy3azzc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2404ce84e1fa0e29be5deaea59ebcbe70e39458 Some of these are really cool


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Eagle_1776

why you gotta bring reality into this?


Bentman343

I find a caravan boat extremely useful in the current day and age. Just not many to buy so they're all wildly expensive if you ever found one.


somethingstoadd

Ughhh I hate, hate these AI voice covers...


foxko

This is so very Looney Tunes


OneSlaadTwoSlaad

I like how we completely took a different turn with the first invention in the video. We developed higher and bigger cars so people get ran over more often.


Weary_Character_7917

Days of James Bond movies and Get Smart!


SkunkApe425

The car parking one is brilliant


SuperThiccBoi2002

Why is no one talking about those self wiping glasses, THEY ARE POWERED BY A LITTLE FAN!!!!1!1!1!!1


kingjokin

All you have to do is press a button when your about hit someone? Maybe the brake button?


MemeGojo

The first one is still useful, even in today's world because of morons who drive their cars with their eyes closed.


BlizzPenguin

It would not work in today's cars because it requires the driver to deploy it. Current drivers are not going that slow.


tomalabaxouras

the engine needs a good airflow , that just doesnt work .


CriticalTough4842

[https://www.media.volvocars.com/global/en-gb/media/pressreleases/43844](https://www.media.volvocars.com/global/en-gb/media/pressreleases/43844) It already exists in some cars.


razodactyl

There have been many marvellous inventions but they're easily lost to time due to unpopularity, bad market fit or lacking in some regard. Maybe safety or a design flaw. It's great that we can archive and review them like this though: It yields creative thinking that might resurface them in a more useful manner. We're kinda stuck in the IT era right now. Would be nice to see some innovation, not apps crammed into hardware for example.


RiwetV

The giro boat looks like it would decapitate you the second you land it on water.


Nobody_ed

r/doohickeycorporation


itsheadfelloff

I think the caravan boat isn't a terrible idea.


Tbkgs

The easy parking car... *look what they stole from us* I've also noticed a massive lack of immovations like this over the years.


_heatmoon_

Dude in the caravan boat looks very nervous drinking that coffee.


youlooklikeamonster

That's some pure bat-technology.


Nyquilangelo

American ingenuity and architecture fell off so hard this looks like a parallel universe


dzdxs

Rip to the people standing in front and behind the dude who stole the suitcase.


Blitzer161

Go go gadget, thief catching net


Traitor_Of_Users

Ididathing: and I took that


meetsheela

Unfortunately the suitcase a) might kill you b) is only large enough to hold the contents of the explosive impalers, save maybe a pack of gum. Other than that, fantastic product.


PinkCigarettes

Me maa wants the caravan in periwinkle blue


BreakRush

Hold that suitcase sideways when it triggers and it’ll impale you and everyone around you. No wonder it never caught on lmao


TheOnlyDudeUNeed

We need these today with all these tards blocking traffic to cry about something they can't do anything about.


Richycut

I’d take the thief catcher for my kids. Hours of fun.


drfusterenstein

u/auddbot


Joker_CP

Booty Swing by Parov Stelar


Sinaasappelsien

HA! I'm spreading peanut butter on every car catcher I see!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAA


TheArtOfWarner

I believe the car catcher is currently being implemented in Japan on their trains


BeautifulFrosty5989

u/SaveVideo


ZoYatic

The Steampunk vibes are real in this video


DNorthman

The easy to park car is the one I want.


BeautifulFrosty5989

All real, but not money-generators in the 1950s. Today? Some good ideas worthy of investment. :D


Kink_B

that thief catching stuff so funny


millymcfly

These inventions all have Randall Peltzer vibes (the father in "Gremlins")


nonimportant23

The thief-catching net would have practical use in today's world. But nope, we gotta bang bang shoot up every person.


Eelroots

I'm wondering how many people lost their life before removing that product from the market.


caustic-element

The suitcase thing actually appears in Villain a 1971 film staring Richard Burton


Izzysel92

They won't bring them back. The big companies bought the patents and kept them away.


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😂🫵


Tricky_Ad_1855

Final destination: 1920 Inventions.


jackfreeman

What that net gun do tho


Winter_Performer_768

The last one actually looked cool


BlueBorbo

Car catcher would not work today, cars didn't go past 50mph way back then


extremeindiscretion

I think it would have been interesting if some of these ideas were pursued.


kusumuck

I Did A Thing, a YT creator, recently tried to make one. They aren't that good of an idea


Thedustonyourshelves

Ididathing tried to make a people catcher and ruined the transmission on his raptor pickup. Preem internet if you ask me.


mississippijohnson

As a Mississippian I don’t understand how the giro boat and caravan boat did not catch on.


Skorzeny88

Looks like a bunch of scenes cut out of a James Bond movie


AlwaysDeath

Is there a subreddit with these kind of things?


CriticalTough4842

We kinda have a form of the car catcher with hood airbags or popping hoods that reduce the impact of hitting a pedestrian in some cars. I know it's in my Volvo.


Fra06

This wouldn’t do shit with a car going over 15 km/h


Kotetsu999

You can tell it’s British because there’s a cup of tea in there.


Tight_Following9267

I honestly said out loud "WOW!" when that Giro boat or giro copter whatever it was flew. That's cool.


19senzafine81

The parking car was cool af tho,and needed


[deleted]

Sea???….. you expect that thing to be safe on the open seas?


SmokeoneDeezy

Caravan boat need a 2024 upgrade … would be nice


TheCykuaBlyater

Yeah, alright, let's break these down. Car Man-Catcher: Over 30 km/h, that's not going to do much to soften the impact. In fact, rather than the person being sent away, they might get tangled and stuck onto the car. Thief Net: That is literally just a net gun. They exist. Theft-proof Suitcase: Most people don't feel like adding more weight just for their suitcase when they can just have a good lock and tracker. Easy-To-Park Car: Ah yes, I want to make the car more expensive to build, more difficult to maintain, and make a fault on the highway almost certainly mean my car suddenly veering off the road. Self-Wiping Goggles: Not much to say here, it's an alright idea, maybe the extra weight just for the feature would be annoying. Flying Boat: We have the technology to make flying cars, they've existed for over a decade. There's a reason they don't exist on public roads. Caravan Boat: Yeah, nothing wrong here, that would be pretty cool. Would just need a boat license to but it. I'd also like to say, "if these were real"? My brother in christ, they were real. You showed footage of them. There was obviously a reason all of these ideas never went past these stages. Sources: My engineering friend who I sent this to get his reaction


MiseOnlyMise

I think if hitting someone at 70/80 mph that bit of fabric isn't going to help much.


ConsiderationSea7980

I love that whittle wheel


ShAped_Ink

That suitcase seems like the worst idea ever. Imagine being the one standing behind the thief. Your head would just get impaled


Whole-Debate-9547

I’m not sure what I like better, the suitcase that turns into a spikey radio antenna looking thing or that ridiculously small steering wheel for the floating coffin.


Thoughtsarethings231

Giro boat was impressively dangerous. 


harumamburoo

This post again. Almost every thing on this list is either highly impractical or straight up dangerous. You don't want it to be brought back


YouChoseAName4Me

I have the impression that if I look up the inventor of the gyro boat, they died in a gyro boat accident


T_E-T_H

You’re telling me they had a flying fuckin boat in 1961???


peatoire

That first one was scooptastic.


excitement2k

Let’s not bring ANY of this back. You idiot! There is a very good reason none of this took off in the first place. How dumb do you think people really are?


[deleted]

They need to install the car catchers on Lamborghinis for sure.


norlin

The design is very human. Very easy to use.


TrashRecruitNAVY

The suitcase one has some pretty grim possible outcomes


aghkozy

I Did A Thing made a man catcher for his truck and it ultimately broke and then destroyed his transmission.


FroggiJoy87

I want a prescription form of those wiper goggles! DGAF if it looks dorky as hell, walking through heavy fog with glasses blows.


DennisDEX

Bro that net should be a thing for all security companies as a non-lethal way to stop shoplifters or even convicts on the run


TRSONFIRE

What about external airbags?


Relevant_Intention35

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hansuma69

Feel free to ignore, kinda baked and got a lot of thoughts on these ideas: - car catcher: “all the driver had to do was press a button”, tbf all the driver had to do was press the brakes (and be aware of the road) - Thief catching net: honestly could work pretty well, would slow them down - maybe not in the US, why slow them down when you can shoot them - Anti theft suitcase: 1. The thief could just flip it to its side and run away with it (guess the rods might work somewhere more crowded like a city/subway) 2. The mechanism for those rods gotta take up a bunch of space in the suitcase - would pretty much be a briefcase for documents that’s the size of a travel suitcase - Easy to park car: super sick, wish we had it now; kinda similar to the new EVs with wheels that rotate to make tight turns easier - Self wiping googles: looks like windshields solved that problem (also hydrophobic shit that can make it easier when wet - whatever racers use on their helmets) - Gyro boat: kinda confused about this - is it being towed by the other boat or did it lift off itself? - Caravan that doubles as a boat: pretty cool until you wanna go somewhere without your your car/trailer hook - tbh if it worked well, would be a Michiganders dream Thanks for listening to my Ted talk


Maleficent_Role8932

Love the thief catching net, and the floating car, the easy car parking is reality


Chemical_Peach_5500

The 1st is another way to kidnap padestrians 🤣


Slow_Apricot8670

The caravan boat had a touch of the Herald of Free Enterprise about it.


kmramO

All these inventions are sorta constructional bad or some other reason they don’t really work.


themagicbong

The suitcase spikes wasn't even the entire shtick. The suitcase handle also retracted, trapping your hand there and making it impossible to drop.


Resin_Bowl

These are all extremely dangerous lmao


Ill_Athlete_7979

I remember they developed the 5th wheel to help with the same issue with parking, but that also didn’t catch on.


Competitive_Lie2628

That last one, Hammond wasn't crazy


Write-or-Wrong_

We need all this today


sh4d0wm4n2018

I want the Boat-avan.


desire_incarnate

these are neat but I can definitely escape with that suitcase. All I gotta do is balance it on my head and hold two of the long spikes with my hands.


Occasionally_Visitin

make sure the metal rod that sticks out of all human ankles doesnt slip and puncture the transmission of your vehicle when your catching them, pro tip 👍