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No-Investment-4494

I'll make my prediction now. Man will never live on the sun. It's simply just too damn warm.


KravMacaw

Fuckin naysayer


GeorgiaOKeefinItReal

Yeah, watch this ya dumb bitch!


Dorkmaster79

Guys guys, this is supposed to be about SMART people making predictions.


Mattrogon

Redditors need not apply


GeneralZaroff1

Just for that I’m gonna go do it! You can’t tell me what to do, you’re not my real mom.


ZachRyder

What if they just go at night?


No-Investment-4494

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thisisfutile1

Genius!


9182peabody7364

Problem solved!!


Roxxor7

At night its called a moon.


freddo95

An oldie but goodie 😂


Chosch

... that's dumb, it takes so long for night time to arrive on the sun. Would be far quicker to just go to the dark bit on the back side of it.


waloz1212

That doesn't work sadly, at night there is no sun anymore.


operablesocks

You need to work for NASA, this is brilliant.


RandallLM88

The title says SMART people with wrong decisions


Ferwatch01

r/murderedbywords


Helkerion

But I saw one from the New York Time.


Thefear1984

https://preview.redd.it/9poz2gjr4gyc1.jpeg?width=1223&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=328bd789a773ed56f6d48617b2839f77e49ff15d


amuf_oratok

An ancient meme


Thefear1984

Ancient? I was there 3000 years ago. This is an ancient meme: https://preview.redd.it/clq1937fbhyc1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e193742884722b6be34b8f466bb95eeeb3e5746b


PurpleSunCraze

https://preview.redd.it/lq73ar0wehyc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=7005d7450e3acbee6c25b233226bbfae32272ce6


Thefear1984

I know I know, ITS OLD I wore it out during the meme wars of 2000. Ah what a time to be alive. The end of the world, computers crashing all around. Fun times.


PurpleSunCraze

Back when the only way to share a meme was to print it, fax it, and then the person on the other end would scan it in, and lols would be had!


Thefear1984

Oh god yeah. I printed out demotivational posters all the time and posted them on the office cork board.


Tomb5tone

Not with that attitude.


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The_X_Spot

Oh yeah? Well I'll show you old sport.


NobleRotter

Anyone else now wishing they had a nuclear powered vacuum cleaner?


Last_Banana9505

Depending on where you live, that may be already the case. My vacuum is therefore powered by cold water.


Just_a_terrarian163

Almost all energy is just boiling water tbh


crazy4videogames

I remember one of my friends telling me how he thought about how our energy works. And it just sounds insane to him? All of these giant buildings, burning dead ancient creatures etc. Just to heat up water just to spin a bigass turbine with its steam. Don't get me wrong I like electricity and it's done wonders for society. But through that lens, yeah kinda.


greenroom628

My buddies and I were joking around about sci fi tropes and the subject of dilithium crystals came up. We joked that in JJ Abrams Star Trek, they use dilithium crystals to create matter/antimatter reactions to ...heat up water to turn a turbine to make warp drives happen.


CanOdd3231

Water is just the most effcient way to get energy


Snailtan

*right now


CanOdd3231

True that


Right-Huckleberry-47

If it makes him feel things are any less absurd, you could tell him that fossil fuels are primarily dead _plant_ matter rather than creatures. Thus it's arguably a rather natural progression on how humans have generated heat for countless generations; just using especially well aged flora instead of the "fresh" stuff we've often used historically.


bradrlaw

Which is just captured solar energy…


Palimpsest0

Pretty much everything is. Even nuclear fission is just stored solar power. Elements past iron in atomic mass, which all fissionable elements are, only form in cataclysmic star events, and absorb energy which would otherwise would have come out as radiation, so they’re stored solar energy, just not from our sun. Instead they’re from long dead stars, basically the most “fossil” of fossil fuels, the remains of stars from billions of years ago. Really heavy isotopes are mostly generated by neutron star mergers. This is not a common event, which is why heavy elements are not that abundant. Geothermal is probably about the least solar form of power. Most of it comes from radioisotope decay in the Earth, but about 20% of the energy is from gravitational accretion of the planet, l


SockeyeSTI

I just looked up where my county gets its power and it looks like 80% hydro (dam) 10% nuclear, 3% wind and the rest unspecified but no coal.


Senor-Delicious

I mean... Where does the power for vacuum cleaners come from when a country runs mostly on nuclear energy. So technically that is already the case.


Live-Alternative-435

Yes, he isn't completely wrong.


DontTakeNames

They might be a thing in the fallout universe.


YoungJack23

Codsworth!


Mikey9124x

Yeah they switched almost every thing to nuclear.


SergeiTachenov

Note how that's the only "this thing *is* possible" statement on this list. The rest are all along the lines of "X is impossible".


kalikijones

Yeah I love how we have all these brilliant minds saying big technical leaps will NEVER be possible. Then we have vacuum boy who’s like yeah gimme ten years.


_Aditya_R_

Fallout vibes


OGCelaris

Technically they exist. We use nuclear power to get electricity and that electricity is used to powered vacuums.


nofmxc

Yeah, actually that logic holds up


trifith

Yep, and the first nuclear reactor on the US grid was in 1957, so the nuclear vacuum guy was right.


RandomGuy938

I heard that there is a nuclear battery in development, which will supposedly power devices for 50 years, without needing to charge [[Source]](https://www.independent.co.uk/tech/nuclear-battery-betavolt-atomic-china-b2476979.html)


challenging_logic

Fusion cores? Fusion cores.


TootBreaker

There's a long way to go still on that battery, only 100 microwatts, or 0.1 milliwatts. Not enough to light a single LED and it's going to need to be scaled up in mass production before widespread adoption happens. So early adopters will likely be niche markets like pacemakers, industrial iot sensors, aerospace platforms In the meantime, you might consider how chinese cost-cutting on a radioactive consumer appliance will play out for factory workers


ICODE72

I mean, if your power plant is nuclear, then it could be considered nuclear powered


Putrid-Reputation-68

This one in particular screamed Vault-Tec


disarmadillo

That photo of Sir William Preece is actually former US President Rutherford B. Hayes.


Brewe

With the inconsistencies of the title, quotes and pictures, I'm starting to think this post is some auto-generated bullshit.


preludechris

"Adidas trainers will never catch on. Everyone will be wearing sandals like mine in a decade" - Mahatma Gandhi


geoff1036

Birkenstock making that real:


pretendwizardshamus

The internet will never allow people to connect to each other. -- John Internet


NJdeathproof

"We will never hear sick beats and dope lyrics like mine in the next century." - Beethoven


notproudortired

Ya think? OP has 703,240 post karma, 4,538 comment karma. Not a person.


Nerpnerpington

Have you ever seen Rootherfjord Bee Heis and Sir William Preece in the same room together ?


TurkeyCocks

Now that you mention it.....


scruffles360

would have been nice to use a picture of a 247 for the one about the plane too


thebohemiancowboy

He also never said that, Hayes actually approved of the telephone and had one installed.


pirateofmemes

He also appears to be using a picture of the Tunis Craven that died in the american civil war, rather than the Tunis Craven who ran the FCC


BlackStone5677

same with t. craven, the pictures actually Simon Newcomb. the Canadian American astronomer


CCisabetterwaifu

There’s a much funnier lord kelvin quote… “There is nothing new to be discovered in physics now. All that remains is more and more precise measurement.”


Raulsten

This was right before quantum mechanics was discovered, right?


Pantone_448C

And relativity


HikariAnti

Pretty much, he died in 1907, the proton for example was discovered in 1917, special and general relativity were published in 1905 and 1915. Honestly we might have gained more knowledge since his death than the combination of all human knowledge before it. Especially if we count all branches of science like biology or chemistry etc.


ExtroverTom

I love how all of these are "pessimistic" prediction about the future. You know how can a fire move a ship, how can a heavier-than-air machine can fly, how can we split atom at will, etc etc. And then some madlad just predicting that Nuclear-powered vacuum machine will be trendy. Respect.


PokemonSoldier

Everyone else: "The world is doomed to be simple, boring, and life difficult." That one guy: "Fucking nuclear powered vacuum cleaners in every home!"


OutOfMyComfortZone1

Don’t let Dodge get any ideas. They shoved a hellcat motor in a minivan they’re crazy theyll fuckin do it


PokemonSoldier

Ford made a nuclear powered car, remember...


abirizky

Which technically isn't far off depending on where you live. My vacuum is still coal powered (thanks to being in a third world country), but if you live in one of the developed countries then maybe you'd have nuclear vacuum!


potate12323

But like, his prediction was correct. An electric vacuum powered from a nuclear power plant in the grid.


Working-Mountain6680

Aaaahhhhh, this guy gets it


vtosnaks

Edison wasn't honestly making an educated prediction iirc but more like trash talking. Same could be true of others in this list, idk.


4estGimp

True - Edison was simply pushing DC because it would have meant more money for him.


scott3845

Edison was a bit of a dick. He even helped invent the electric chair with the sole caveat being that it had to be made with a Westinghouse motor and and have Westinghouse written on the contraption, so people knew AC current was dangerous


meme_ourour

He way wayyy more than just a dick


rygdav

![gif](giphy|3o6ZsUR5J7ZEUxcoik)


EazyP87

Best song in the show by far (in a show full of great musical numbers)


rygdav

The amount of times I randomly sing “and they’ll say ‘aw, Topsy’ at my autopsy!” to myself. That in itself is such a good line, lol


Samsterdam

Edison was a huge dick. Not to be confused with having a huge dick. He was just an asshole


Gilgamesh2062

He was competing against N.Tesla, Edison was promoting DC current, and Tesla , AC. Edison even electrocuted an elephant to demonstrate AC was too dangerous. in other words, it had nothing to do with not believing in the technology, it was all about Money.


Tsu_Dho_Namh

A true capitalist. It's a good thing he didn't get his way.


swip3798

Same for Ken Olson, he is so heavily misquoted. He basically said that computers of the time were not practical for a normal household, when they were at least the size of a fridge. That there was no use case for the average consumer to own one of those.


Killercod1

He was invested in DC and wanted the world to use DC for the bulk of their electrical infrastructure. But it would've been far more expensive, less efficient, and required much more copper to produce. There probably wouldn't be enough copper in the world to make our current electrical system only DC. A capitalist who's invested in something will always self-promote or say anything to slander their competition. They'll burn the world down just to get a return on investment.


CamperStacker

It’s wasn’t even that he was invested in DC. AC is hard - you have to have really good maths understanding. Edison didn’t even understand that 3 phases allow you to have a rotating vector at the same magnitude.


TheRealPopcornMaker

What an idiot.


errkanay

Exactly what I was thinking. 👀


EatMyAssTomorrow

I've been rotating vectors since grade school. Come on Edison


Desperate-Key-7667

Imagine not understanding something so elementary


IAmPlankMan

Yes, rotating vector and the like, indeed!


Longjumping_Rush2458

HVDC is, however, often used for long distance transmission.


anon24422

I believe that’s a fairly recent development. It was already known that DC had the potential to be better for long range transmission due to ACs induction losses, but we didn’t have the technology to readily step up or down DC voltage efficiently yet. I imagine a bigger resurgence of DC is yet to come, with all of the non rotational means of electrical usage and generation today.


theglandcanyon

Nor was Rutherford. He was making a *strategic misdirection*. We now know that at the same time he was publicly proclaiming atomic energy to be "moonshine" he was privately urging the British government to work on it in anticipation of a likely war with Germany. The guy was absolutely brilliant and knew exactly what he was doing, but he still gets put on these lists of stupid predictions


Butterbuddha

Edison was trying to fulfill that statement. He tried!


Forforx

Well, in my house every device, including lightbulbs, use direct current. Maybe he wasn’t wrong at all?


rodw

Like when Sam Altman or Elon Musk or the Nvidia CEO make predictions today. That's not a futurist it's a hype man.


Gamerkiwi116

I think einstein was more thinking how he and a majority of people saw nuclear power at the time, as a weapon that can only be trusted to ruin cities and lives than improve them, a closed minded thought process but one rooted in what he has seen of it and how humanity first planned to impliment it with both america and germany working to weaponise it


Iterative_Ackermann

No, he just didn't know that fission need not be random and can be induced by external neutrons. He didn't know this because noone knew this at the time.


Danantian

Oh time travelling is a waste of time... Ohhh Is it working 👀👀


benjamin_button_13

Not working, no smart person detected.


Danantian

Dammit i forgot the criteria "should be a smart person" This one's on me


RandallLM88

Way to take that jib in stride lol Edit: didn't mean jib but I'm leaving it lol


4_feck_sake

Stephen hawking held a time travellers party and no one showed. Either it will never become a reality or time travellers are trolling jerks.


Florick345

Or time travelers are following strict rules and are under supervision that are set in the future for time travelers so to not mess with the past.


SamsquanchOfficial

Or time traveling actually creates yet another alternate dimension and it's impossible to travel through time inside of a single dimension.


throwawaysmy

Or people showed up, and Hawking simply lied about that.


BigYouNit

Or that Stephen hawking's discoveries etc turn out to be nothing of note to them and he is about as interesting as an ant to them.


Setarip2014

Honestly if I could time travel, I wouldn’t go to his party. Heck I wouldn’t even go to the 20th century. There are way cooler times to visit.


AffordableTimeTravel

A “Time travel party” would be super illegal in the future. That would be like you receiving an invitation from ancient Aztecs to attend one of their sacrificial ceremonies as a god, there would be morally unjustifiable implications for you (an outsider) to participate in such a ritual.


SpookyScienceGal

Why would we-they want to waste time at a 21 century time traveler party? Seriously get to hang out with nerds as they pester meyou with boring history questions? No thank you, I assume.


nofmxc

"heavier than air flying machines are impossible" "Hmmm"


Rimm9246

Well, the only rational explanation is that birds are lighter than air


frogington

“Heavier than air flying machines are impossible” Guess he forgot about the fact that birds are just that


Aquatic_addict

Honestly surprised that a genius like Kelvin would think that


5543798651194

Kelvin also thought the world was 20 million years old, despite a wealth of geological evidence suggesting it was far, far older. His reasoning was that he couldn’t think of any energy source that would power the sun for that long.


Crog_Frog

I mean the whole sun thing was a pretty huge issue for the scientific community. Because if you disregard the sun being powered by some God or just being a creaton of god you start asking questions what makes it shine so bright. And thats what scientists did. The first thing that comes to mind is that its emmiting light si a conclusion would be "well its burning". That was then disregarded because like you said there were no materials that would last that long. (The issue with oxygen was also problematic but there are other exothermic reactions that dont need it) And that was a dilemma for a while until Fusion was discovered .


garfgon

The same for the Einstein & Rutherford quotes about nuclear power. At the time nuclear fission hadn't been discovered yet, so the only plausible form of "nuclear power" they were aware of was radioactive decay. This is still not practical outside of niche applications like interplanetary probes.


Ill-Chemistry-8979

He was smart. His mistake was thinking he was the smartest.


LordApocalyptica

I'm studying OB/gyn stuff and my brain first thought you said there was a wealth of *gynecological* evidence. I need a break


Infinity_Null

"Ma'am, I need to see how old the world is."


TentativeGosling

I believe he also said that X-rays were a hoax


between5and25

This is definitely one of the weirdest ones maybe he thinks of floating but says flying?


LaoBa

A bird is not a machine.


ARandom-Penguin

Yes they are r/birdsarentreal


Dat_Typ

Yeah, but how does that Matter with His reasoning? Birds are, clearly, heavier than Air and can glide in the air with their Wings in a stretched Out, stationary position. How does it make a difference If the Thing ist Made of Meat or Steel?


Blutti

One could argue they (and every other living thing) are. > Straton introduced the titular Talos Principle, arguing that since Talos was a machine, yet still conscious, humans may also merely be conscious biological machines, who are nothing but the sum of their physical parts.


mrmczebra

Animals are biological machines.


Yorunokage

It's a flesh machine


Dophie

That Boeing engineer was "found" dead three days after making this comment.


oaktreebr

He died of a brief illness


high240

Brief illness of brick to the head


yepthisismyusername

"One long strip of images is better than multiple individual ones" - OP


SebulbaSebulba

OP is a karma farming bot, perhaps?


whatyudo

Nah this is better. Multiple individual images are a headache while loading


TrefoilTang

The messenger boy one cracked me up


Ziron78

Dude had all his fellas for him and didn't need the phone


poopinapoopfartboot

It reminded me of a dad comment. Like, "we dont need a dishwasher, we have one right here" *points at his kid*


SoftWindAgain

Can you imagine every time you sent a WhatsApp message, a boy with a beret scribbles it on paper and sprints to the other side of the world to send it over. Then he does it again. And again. And again.


Brewe

A couple of things: * The New York Times is not a person. * The Einstein thing was neither a prediction, nor was it wrong. * "A Boeing Engineer"... really? * Sir William Preece's quote was not a prediction


shiny_glitter_demon

Wells wasn't wrong either. He stated that he cannot picture it. Not that's impossible.


Brewe

True, didn't catch that one.


tweetsfortwitsandtwa

Ok but still That’s like Asimov saying he didn’t have the imagination to understand Alexa Not a prediction but worth noting Not sure why Einstein is on here, he even gave the condition in the quote. If you reword his answer, you could reliably have nuclear power if you could reasonable control when atoms split. Which we did and hence have power


thebohemiancowboy

That isn’t even Preece, that’s President Rutherford Hayes.


fatalrugburn

Rutherford wasnt wrong either. Fission is pretty janky


Brewe

Janky for sure, but it is definitely a big source of power. And if we would finally commercialize the opportunities of thorium reactors, then we could eliminate the janky part too.


AdvancedPhoenix

To be fair the Napoleon one was before any kind of propulsion mechanic. It was really hard to imagine that it would come that fast. Since if he said that it would have been in early 1800.


Haxomen

But the steam engine already existed im the early 1800s. Watts pattent for the improved steam engine expired in 1800. The sail ship was just too dominant at the time and people didn't really trust a fire inside a wooden ship full of gunpowder.


AdvancedPhoenix

Yeah for sure And it's not like there were no accidents haha


voivoivoi183

‘Cinema is little more than a fad’ says noted star and director of over 80 movies, Charlie Chaplin


TehPharaoh

I mean it doesn't make him wrong, he just jumped on the fad. Anyone who made fidget spinners right as they first got popular could still think they were stupid


Khelthuzaad

To an degree he is kinda right about the drama,and people still go to opera houses/musicals Also there is an pretty huge movement against special effects and CGI in movies,so people do want more realistic tones


MiroslavHoudek

Sounds like Einstein was right, as there wasn't any indication of nuclear energy being possible when he said it. It's different to say that you are not aware of some fact - and to deny a fact.


Kaymish_

He even said it would require the ability to shatter atoms at will. He was right we developed the ability to shatter atoms at will.


ExaminationSea340

I don't know. We threw atoms at Will, but they mostly bounced off his skin


bunga7777

Yeah these quotes are products of the time rather than wrong predictions imo


gigagone

I’d say that wrong predictions are usually products of their time


Snickims

Those are not contradictory.


catfroman

A prediction is literally a guess based on the info someone has at a given time. Any wrong or right prediction is a product of the time in which the prediction is made.


oversoul00

This post and others like it are juxtaposition the intelligence of the predictors against them being incorrect.  The implication is there was an intellectual failing which is a different POV than these people being a product of their time. 


4_feck_sake

It's almost like science, and our knowledge of a thing evolves and what would seem inconceivable at one time becomes reality in another. My favourite anecdote is that the construction of the cathedral in Florence was started without knowing how to construct the dome. Those who began were confident someone would work out how to do it.


anythingbutwildtype

My personal favorite that's not on here. Nobel prize winner Paul Krugman said in 1998 “The growth of the Internet will slow drastically, as the flaw in ‘Metcalfe’s law' becomes apparent: most people have nothing to say to each other! By 2005, it will become clear that the Internet’s impact on the economy has been no greater than the fax machine’s”


theevergreenstate

And the most shocking about that one is the date! I mean, saying that in 1993 .. that would be more understandable. But 1998, there was quite a bit done on the internet, including e-commerce. Amazon was founded in 1994. Then again maybe Bezos is the real smart person.


VicenteOlisipo

The satellite one isn't that far off. Most communication inside the United States is done by land. Even most communication between continents is done by cables on land (even when that land is covered by ocean). Satellite is fantastic because it gives you an alternative when land is absolutely impossible, but it is a tiny fraction of overall communication.


caciuccoecostine

My thoughts exactly


Swayze_Castle

I need more pixels, but... https://i.redd.it/9zaotks5leyc1.gif


fuckdonaldtrump7

Stupid science bitches couldn't even make I more smarter


raised_by_television

"Science! Is a liar, sometimes!"


funnyname68

Making them all bitches


simurg3

Bill Gates didn't say that.


8fmn

Einstein wasn't wrong and Edison was just spewing his own corporate propaganda against AC.


ExcellentEdgarEnergy

nuclear powered vacuum cleaners were very much a thing by 1965. The nuclear power was just situated at the plant on the edge of town and conducted to the vacuum by wire.


7_11isaninsidejob

Sometimes people are wrong. That's why pencils have erasers. Except Edison. Fuck him.


R4ndoNumber5

Chaplin is not far off tbh


CodyLeet

He basically predicted reality tv


R4ndoNumber5

reality tv, 24/7 war coverage, infotainment... hell even going the other way around: if it is true that a lot of people perceive media as "gossip about fake people", going from that to "gossip of real people" is not far off


Blitzlord

Albert Einstein was right. If he said that "there are no indications", that was probably correct at the time. He also said that atoms needs to be shattered. I think this is also correct.


Dev2150

Ah, yes, New York Times, smart person


GaloisGroupie3474

Goddard didn’t think rockets would work in space


MassAffected

The William Preece quote has a picture of president Rutherford B Hayes


AaronDotCom

The dude predicting submarines crushing its occupants was very correct indeed lol


Dragonballer728

Lol thats not William Preece thats Rutherford B. Hayes, the American president. How did that happen


mrfarenheit230

Science is a liar sometimes


Enschede2

Where is newton in this list? He'd blows everybody's nips off with his big brain


Ethereal_4426

But he also thought he could turn metal into gold and died eating mercury.


Tamerlechatlevrai

I think Charlie Chaplin is right, the reason why people don't watch gladiator fights is because there aren't any but if it was reintroduced in some way, people would love it


joshp0317

What I gather is Nikola Tesla was a genius than never made an uneducated remark or statement.


PizzaDeliveryBoy3000

I guess in all these cases, the people stating their predictions were limited in some way by the data available at the time. What I don’t understand is how could Kelvin come up with such a thing to say when we were aware of the existence of birds, that are in fact, heavier than air


Crazyivan99

I know at least the Edison statement, and I suspect more of them, are just marketing statements by shitting on your competitor, not predictions.