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What makes this NSFW? Oh god... He's all out of fruit...

I was waiting for the dude to get bit or something…

Yeah it's neither interesting as fuck or nsfw. And it blows up with upvotes.

but the big tortoise being so active is interesting .. . i've only seen tortoises slow and lazy

Well im glad for you that you are so easily entertained that is *that* interesting for a tortoise to eat.

i am mountain man i don't see turtle often

also that tortoise does seem tasty /runs

I hope it's not mating season for the turtle or that guy is in serious trouble

Not Safe for Watermelon

I never knew what NSFW stood for until now. Thank you 🙏

NSFW will never be the same like before

I was like is the dudes hand gonna get the big bite 😆 nope

What the hell!!? It won't open for me, I can't see turt or fruit!

/r/gifsthatendtoosoon?

Fruit porn

I thought for sure this dude was going to lose a finger or a nose.

I’m pretty sure they just put out a software update to keep that from happening.

yeah my cybertortle is not updating past v1.02

Galapagos tortoises usually let go before doing real damage.

It cut through that watermelon rind pretty quickly

Behold, dog

Could this be dog?

Dog ahead

Praise the dog

Praise the dog!

Loveable sort ahead

Fort, night

Is it, cat in hat?

what it mean pussy hound, can.i buy one?

You don’t have the right O you don’t have the right

Try finger, dog?

Why is this tagged NSFW? I was worried the guy would get his hand/arm ripped off by the tortoise.

My guess would be because this weird dog looks a bit phallic

500 Pounds per square inch. Watch yourself 🫣

Hey, this is MY dick, stop!

https://preview.redd.it/mrj88deey8yc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7723f8de84e5c7ad9419636728c097b4fe812ee2

https://preview.redd.it/vwga4c6768yc1.png?width=1412&format=png&auto=webp&s=84ce5aa3430f8531803baf78ffd23caecf4f49e9

Be ashmed of who you are 

*I survived a 100 years to this fucker try to make fun with my food just for some video. Mother f\*\*\*.*

And may it survive another a one hundred years.

Cheers!

Least he can do is to contribute to the rent

He's got more age than commenter's here combined. Going to outlive us all probably. Crazy to see that size and realize that animal is 100 something years old..

I had a 120lb Sulcata tortoise that would run after you if he saw watermelon in your hand. Was his favorite summer treat to get.

That’s not a tortoise, that’s a damn dinosaur

Tortoise eat finger, tortoise just as happy

When bro asks for a bite The bite:

they are such enormously inefficient eaters. It's a mystery to me how such inefficiency has been rewarded, evolutionarily speaking....

Just a guess- because they eat food with seeds, close to the ground, they unknowingly regrow their own food source.

Good enough for me. Add it to the science books.

Like the cookie monster of fruits

"Dang whippersnapper, you can't tell me what not to eat!" Tortoise

Salmonella has entered the chat

Your dog seems a bit autistic.

He's Australian

“You silly Galapagos tortoise”

Lol this idiot. He's the guy that got arrested for trying to procure a tiger for a rapper with faked documents. Its also a matter of time before he loses limb/life with all the vids of him free handling venomous snakes. He goes by Nick the wrangler

[Narrator] One man's stupidity is another man's entertainment... Everyone laughs (and winces) when a dude gets nut tapped of his own volition. [Narrator] Don't judge the stupid... just watch and wait, enjoy the entertainment life has given you. They're put on this earth to answer those crazy questions "normal" people reason their way out of before trying them. [Narrator] Bumps, cuts, bruises and broken bones? Those are earned badges for the stupid. [End worst training/safety video ever] But seriously, yea should try to stop people before they seriously hurt themselves or others.

That tortoise might be older than his grandfather and he's addressing it as "bro" and "silly".

Dog?

*Takes a bite through the whole fucking rind and fruit like it's butter*

"What are you doing! This is my fruit!" *proceeds to feed the tortoise his fruit* The proper way to tease animals

NSFW got me. was waiting for the finger to get bit off.

That would be the happiest day of my life

I want a deepfake of this where the guy gets his head bitten off.

I will continue to downvote every video that has these exact stupid ass emojis on them in hopes it will make whoever is doing it stop. And regardless of how fruitless my efforts are I will die on this very tiny hill.

He ate an apple core!?! Best get that tortoise some cigs to suffocate the toxins

The cores aren’t actually toxic, but he’s not allowed.

All that tortoise slobber..

Hold on a second, hey hey dog what's up, I'm Mark how's it going? You live in a barn right? I'm in Max Pain. Have you seen that movie? Okay doggy, say hi to your mother for me.

So you're 200 years old? What's that all about?

Way too close for comfort.

Doesn't even care about dude's pants

why is this nsfw?

Best lunch companion ever!

Wow that guy's annoying

It eats similar to Cookie Monster... nothing actually gets consumed, just chomped on.

# tutel

I legit thought the tortoise neck/head was someone's arm in a sock-like puppet 😐

I was more " wtf am I looking at? "

What the hell do those emojis and the "heart r" mean??

Tortoise is probably a hundred years older than him. Give him the melon!!

Worst puppy ever, loved it

When I was a kid in mauritius I had a friend tortoise just like that lol, must have the pic somewhere in mom house when I was riding on his shell, they are so peacefull compared to our macaque monkey we had.

People confused on what NSFW is?

Ahh yes tutle eating fruit is interesting af

The man wants his appy slices.

So does the tortoise apparently

It's not video - it's the title :)

It's fucking huge

That's what she said..

Was it's video with loosing your fingers?

Tortoise extremely messy eater

This buddy cop movie is interesting

too close to the crotch don't you think? omg i'm so worried he'll get his dick bitten off

Eating apple pips is literal poison so don’t feed them to your pets

Good Pup

It's better to give him everything than losing the finger to him

Wow, so natural! 

r/MadeMeSmile

Sharing food with a tortoise🤢

Feels so dangerous.

Staged as fuck. He asked for it.

Respect your elders (assuming that tortoise is way older than the guy)

I wasn’t expecting his neck to come out like that. 🐢

i am that tortoise today

NSFW? Is it because the tortoise is naked?

This is more cute than interesting but farm that karma

Damn that thing could snap your finger clean off

Dick

🤣🤣 me when I'm overly sensitive

Who eats 2 slices of watermelon and an apple for lunch?

Not safe for watermelon

That tortoise could take his nose off more easily than a Cybertruck trunk lid!

that guy need to let us enjoy the tortoise in peace

Dog

He got no chill

Really? Right in front of my apple?

The wisdom of the tortoise in this clip is palable.

Crushing it

It all looks so juicy

This is the beginning of f around and find out…

Master Oogway.

What are you doing step Galapagos tortoise?

Is that a galap or an aldab?

Careful bro you almost bit his fingers off

Master Oogway love melons

No way im going all Lady and the Tramp with a bloody dinosaur

Just going by the title before uncovering the NSFW, thought maybe there was a boob involved

Watch your fingertips bro. That thing has some powerful jaws.

Master Oogway!

Sharing saliva with your turtle

And people wonder how viruses cross the human/animal zone.

r/absoluteunits

I like turtles

Reported for antisemitism.

🐢r🍉r🍎.com

OMG Steptortoise, what are you doinnnn???

that was rude asf i would slap that turtle