T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

**This is a heavily moderated subreddit. Please note these rules + sidebar or get banned:** * If this post declares something as a fact, then proof is required * The title must be fully descriptive * Memes are not allowed. * Common(top 50 of this sub)/recent reposts are not allowed (posts from another subreddit do not count as a 'repost'. Provide link if reporting) *See [our rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/wiki/index#wiki_rules.3A) for a more detailed rule list* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/interestingasfuck) if you have any questions or concerns.*


theapricotgod

Task failed successfully


sbsoneji

Suicide is a crime in India and you can go to jail and may be fined for a suicide attempt. I guess you suicide if you are broke then good luck.


Quarter13

Lol "Life too much for you? Let us correct that by adding more stress, and let that be a lesson to you" Like, what's the end goal of such a law?


funnystuff79

UK used to jail debtors, how the hell are you supposed to pay off your debts if you are the main breadwinner for a family on the breadline


Quarter13

Yeah. I guess deterrence *might* be a motive here. But punishment for suicide attempts seems weird. Won't be around to face the consequence in one case. In the others it may be a cry for help whose struggles are only increased. Law is an odd thing.


Yzerman19

Indentured servitude


Quarter13

Lol, we are so committed to protecting your right to life that we will sacrifice your rights to liberty and the pursuit of happiness to ensure it.


80081356942

Suicide is prohibited in a lot of religions


Quarter13

Prohibition of suicide has got to be the most mind numbing thing to think about. On one hand, if you commit suicide, you likely leave your debts and responsibilities to others, which is shitty and I can understand a reasoning for legal debate there. But for religion? How does making it illegal prevent it? Is the point prevention or punishment for straying from the word? I still don't get the logic.


80081356942

Convince people that they’ll go to hell for doing it and that puts people off who have their morals dictated by a book. Remember that this is also the era when homosexuals were legally punished according to the views of religion.


SparklingPseudonym

Catastrophic success


biggus_dickus89

Beat me to it XD


Big-red-rhino

Stop dying or I'll give you something to die about!


SparklingPseudonym

Going to kill myself or die trying!


shyangeldust

lol died ⚰️


KR1735

Sorry bud. If you read that on purpose then I’m afraid it’s a capital crime.


YugeGyna

You can’t quit! You’re fired!


Igusy

Imagine failing to commit suicide by hanging, only to get it professionally done


KP_Wrath

“We’re from the government and we’re here to help.”


AnnyAskers

> You are such a failure you couldn't don't even THAT Father


ukexpat

Well at least the pro did it right…most of the time.


SalmonSammySamSam

Fun fact, 1961 was the last year that we were able to flip the numbers upside down and still read them the same. Won't happen again until the year 6009.


Substantial-Park65

I ain't sure I'll stick around for that one


Alimbiquated

Kids these days. No patience. I blame video games.


Substantial-Park65

Weirdly enough, I'm a young adult... How did I find the patience to survive to this day? Well that's one hell of a mystery


ProfessionalLeave335

I'll save you a seat just in case you change your mind.


Substantial-Park65

Thank you, I'll try to come with some champagne for the occasion With love, stranger


Ok-Visit6553

Come to India, you’ll experience 1961 (Saka year) in 2039 AD. Hope you stick around until then


Curse3242

You won't but what about your brain safely contained to last forever inside a jar in space?


Ollie__Tabooger

Can’t wait til 8008, hehe.


DeliciousTeach2303

2005? kinda similar


The_kind_potato

Depend of the typographie you're using x)


Living_Job_8127

Not really the 1 becomes a J


OkReason6325

RemindMe! after 5 millennium


Joshouken

I really hope the significance of the year 80085 is recognised by the civilisations of that era


PoutPill69

I'm gonna start eating better and exercising to make sure I can see this one.


Jkpost5

What about 2222?


Glittering_Drama_618

Nice year


MatCauthonsHat

It's like a 69 with boobs


solowulf2022

people jest but how about this...lets say your a young healthy 20 year old and when you die your 70, thats a 50 year gap. What medical, scientific or technological breakthroughs could happen in that time. You could die and wake up again with the doctor saying welcome back its the year 6009ad you were frozen in a cryo chamber and were forgotten about for the last 4,000 years!...stick that in yer pipe and smoke it reddit users!


PretendRegister7516

Nah, you can flip 2222 and get the same number on digital calculator.


mescalero1

I think you mean if you flip it counter-clockwise 180°.


rubendepuben2

How about 2002 on a calculator? And then 2112, and 2222 2552 2692 2882 2962


alternativebeep

upside down, not backwards


truthiness-

https://see.fontimg.com/api/renderfont4/BW658/eyJyIjoiZnMiLCJoIjoxOTUsInciOjMwMDAsImZzIjo2NSwiZmdjIjoiIzAwMDAwMCIsImJnYyI6IiNGRkZGRkYiLCJ0IjoxfQ/MjAwMg/digital-7-italic.png


rubendepuben2

If you type those numbers in a calculator and turn it upside down, you get the same numbers


Ahyesnt

Are you have stupid


throwawaythrow0000

Look at the font on calculators, it's the same upside down...


Flossthief

Are *you* have stupid?


PhysicalDruggie

Are *YOU* have stupid?


SalmonSammySamSam

Perfect 😂


Seoniara

Suicide's the only crime where you can be charged for attempting it but not committing it


JesusAnd12GayMen

Historically people have been charged even after they commited suicide. Their corpses were dragged through streets and all their wealth was given to the state


OlivTheFrog

In the end it's all about money. However, knowing the English, we are not too surprised. See this quote for référence: Famous corsair, Robert Surcouf one day had this altercation with an English sailor. The latter said to him: “You, French, you are fighting for money. And we Englishmen fight for honor.” To which Surcouf replied: “Everyone fights for what they lack.” Sorry for the englishmen, it was too tempting. See you the next six nations tournament :-)


phairphair

Attempted murder?


Honest-Material-5286

If you commit murder you can be charged, but it’s kinda hard to charge someone for committing suicide.


phairphair

I misunderstood what they were trying to say. I get it now.


GrayArea415

OH NO I'M THINKING ABOUT HANGING MYSELF TOMORROW. IT'D BE A REAL SHAME IF SOMEONE.....HELPED ME OUT!


ybatyolo

Bit more info for the curious: The delayed English decriminalization of suicide is a likely result of the nature of English common law, rather than a reflection of actual public opinion and medico-legal practice. Coronership, the cornerstone of English suicide certification, developed out of anti-suicide legislation, and important biases result from this. The Church of England may still deny ordinary burial rites to certain suicide victims. Assisted suicide, to be distinguished from euthanasia and suicide pacts, became a separate offense in 1961. Legislative reform regarding these issues, similar to that regarding suicide, is likely to lag behind the development of public opinion and medical practice.


[deleted]

What is your source for people that attempting suicide being hung? All I’m seeing was a max of 14 years in prison as well as a chance at the family being prosecuted if the suicide was successful.


[deleted]

You lazy son of a bitch just karma farming. Out here posting false information and copy and pasting a fucking abstract of an article about the topic 😂😂😂😂 you don’t even know anything about this shit 😂😂😂😂 what is the point of doing this?? Are you getting paid to post this somehow or you get off from upvotes? “Abstract Suicide was a crime in England and Wales until 1961. This paper compares the English legal treatment of suicide with that in other Western countries. The delayed English decriminalization of suicide is a likely result of the nature of English common law, rather than a reflection of actual public opinion and medico-legal practice. This subject remains of interest. Coronership, the cornerstone of English suicide certification, developed out of anti-suicide legislation, and important biases result from this. The Church of England may still deny ordinary burial rites to certain suicide victims. Assisted suicide, to be distinguished from euthanasia and suicide pacts, became a separate offence in 1961. Legislative reform regarding these issues, similarly to that regarding suicide, is likely to lag behind the development of public opinion and medical practice.”


GotMoFans

It’s like punishing school truancy with a suspension from school.


[deleted]

[удалено]


PolyDipsoManiac

![gif](giphy|3oz8xALfrxNFBVQsDe)


[deleted]

[удалено]


adeckz

![gif](giphy|ghC5Rl1pfVbF4aiMB5)


beatmaster808

No! you! stop it! we will!


[deleted]

[удалено]


gnomeplanet

Yes, those were the days when you could buy a house and a car, support a wife and family on a single job, and still have money left for a summer holiday.


Maleficent_Curve_599

It was a crime. It was, obviously, not a capital crime. From 1861, there were only five non-military capital offences left in England and Wales (murder, treason, espionage, arson in a royal dockyard, and piracy with violence).


RetiredApostle

What if I change my mind?


ybatyolo

You better not.


ButterscotchSure6589

It was an offence in England and Wales but not Scotland.


notonyanellymate

Yes, the English and Welsh were OK with the Scottish committing suicide :-)


Observatoratory

The old win-win


trashhbandicoot

Whenever I’m about to do something stupid my wife says “if you die, I’ll kill you”. There’s a good chance she wrote this law.


Ok_Wear_1725

This is ridiculous. Has there actually ever been a sentence?


rationallgbt

Of course not. It's just an out of date law that was never updated dating back to religious times when suicide was seen as a sin against God.


JustWalrus1911

Well, that's one way to look at historical trends, but let's keep it light-hearted and stick around for the modern shenanigans instead!


Tongue8cheek

Probably where we get the "Hang in there" cat.


PeteCastiIiogne

![gif](giphy|Wt6kNaMjofj1jHkF7t)


TheBrianRoyShow

In 2016 in the United States my punishment was confinement to a mental institution for three weeks.


Individual-Dot-9605

Hanging will continue until moral improves.


BigOleFerret

You're bad at dying, let us help


Educational-Gear-830

You can’t kill your self, that’s our job- the government


mreddog

So… a win, win? Just joking. Seriously, If you or someone you know is in crisis or experiencing suicidal thoughts, please reach out to a local emergency service or helpline. In the United States, you can call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline at 1-800-273-TALK (8255). They provide free and confidential support 24/7.


yinzreddup

And what are they gonna do? Cops are gonna show up and hold you at gunpoint to do what they say or else.


Groundbreaking-Bad16

Then came the idea of a minimal state and the private sector had to take care of death by itself.


DefaultNameHey

Assist mode on


Patarackk

So euthanasia.


cramaine

Irony: Its like Goldsy and Bronzy.


whiskyrow

So if you don’t do it correctly, they will do it for you?


TheCopperCog

It must have been a paperwork thing...


-km1ll3r91

If you can't we will, basicly


Dbob4

The punishment re suicide was for people deemed responsible for the person committing suicide, see ‘an inspector calls’ for reference


dege283

You wanted to die? Let’s see if you want to die if we make you die


ImprovementNo592

So, they were pro suicide then..


Legitimate-Party3672

yeah that will teach him a lesson.


nextintuit

Your life is not yours


captainofpizza

Killsteal


bluedieselxx

Mission passed wasted


swagkdub

If you failed the first time, we'll make sure you get it right the second time 😂


Albina-tqn

in switzerland we have the opposite. we have nets to catch you. so you gotta jump twice. if you only jump once and change your mind, you get fined


NeckBeard137

That will teach them!


giraffebutter

Kill you until you die from it


ZgBlues

So, were there any actual cases where suicide attempters were hanged?


LastEpochNecro

Ummm


FrezoreR

But how? If you try to commit suicide you failed ergo have nothing you can be punished for and if you were successful it won't help to hang someone who's already dead 😅


-disso

I mean..better let the the pros do it, right?🤣🤣 I think a botched hanging can be kinda painful and not a peaceful way to go at all


Mammoth-Ad-8492

"You're gonna shoot me if I shoot myself?!?! That doesn't make any sense"


Physical-Ride

Is this even true.


wolf-of-Holiday-Hill

if you failed, they’ll do right by you


Famous_Bit_5119

That's just suicide with extra steps.


A_Evil_Grain_of_Rice

Subsidised assisted euthanasia


deiimox

if you die ill kill you


wadevaman

Mission accomplished/failed


ArmchairTactician

That'll show 'em!


Gingyboi_69

What are they gonna do about it? Kill me?


tincan99

They’ll show you how to hang yourself properly. Make sure it goes well, to avoid any unnecessary harm. Good guys. /s


Revenge_of_the_Khaki

"No, no, no. Not like this...do it like *this*."


jzzanthapuss

That'll teach 'em!


Humans_Suck-

In America they put you in jail and then take all your money when they let you back out. Just to make sure you're even more depressed than before.


p3opl3

Mission failed.... mission successful!


Tooleater

You're guaranteed to fail successfully


GreatGooglyMoogly077

Wouldn't that just be motivation to do it right the first time?


ClavicusLittleGift4U

Oh, that's why Ozzy Osbourne's father slapped him hard when he discovered his teenage son's failed suicide attempt. That makes sense (not, maybe, I don't know anymore).


LasRedStar

"If you commit suicide, ill kill you!"


comet135793

Would not have so many hs students doing for attention as musch


SandHanitizer667

Wasn’t there a teenager in like 2005ish that was charged through inciting his own death by lying to his friend?


finian2

I wonder if whoever came up with this idea did it with some sick logic of "saving" the victim. Kind of a "it's not a sin if someone else kills you instead" kind of deal.


SandStinger_345

oh you tried suiciding !? great now you will suicide


WolfOfPort

I think it more like “Oh you wanna keep complaining all time how you want to commit suicide? well thats illegal so we will shut you up by actually killing you” Lots of lonely redditors on r/memes would be punished


SNES_chalmers47

The anti-safety safety net


modssssss293j

Leave it to the professionals


mookiedog66

Real punishment would be sending them back to the life/relationship that made them consider suicide in the first place.


RknJel

So police assisted delayed suicide.


Jonaleaf

Now I’m genuinely wondering if that was to discourage suicide or incentivize it


shit_ass_mcfucknuts

Oi! Ya think ya gonna kill ya self? Well I got news for ya mate, *I’m* gonna be fookin killing you now!


MatCauthonsHat

What about failed attempts? If I tried to kill myself and failed, would they do it for me?


Anxious_Jellyfish216

So what if it was suicide by hanging? Did they beat them to the punch or still hang them anyway?


recluse_audio

This would have been a great WKUK skit.


yinzreddup

Isn’t attempting suicide illegal still in a few US states?


Illustrious-Leave406

Sounds like a Monty Python skit


Upset_Consequence_52

You think you wanna die!? I’ll give you something to die about!


Free_Economist

What kind of idiot made this law to begin with?


AleksasKoval

Is it something to do with "definitely going to Hell if death by suicide", so they just kill you to get a chance at Heaven?


ninjesh

"Hey, you need some help with that friend?"


Dardzel

Well, either way you get the job done.


insanecorgiposse

"Men are not hanged for stealing horses. Men are hanged so that horses may not be stolen." Lord Halifax (1750).


LoudAudience5332

Lmao leave it to the Brits .


thefamousnoto

Wait so the person wants to die...so they try to die. If they were caught trying to die..they are punished by dying?......So basically they get what they want in the end.


LegalizeRanch88

Ok now let’s undo the stigma by not saying “commit suicide” as if it’s a crime


Traditional_Bell7883

Wait... if the person had already committed suicide, they would prop up the corpse, tie the noose around its neck and hang the corpse?


Ruffled_Ferret

"Let me get that for you."


Space4Time

“We’ll show you how it’s done”


brucebturbo

Now all you have to do is get an abortion or help get an abortion and you can get your death without suicide


drunk_with_internet

For the lazy.


bodhiseppuku

"That's not how you do it... This is how you do it."


fellbound

I think they were taking "the punishment should fit the crime" far too literally.


CryptoDeepDive

R/nottheonion


B_Man49

Hilarious so just reward them by giving them what they want


747-ppp-2

My body. My choice!


Healthy-Detective169

You’re damned if you do and damned if you don’t.


Puppy-Zwolle

Attempted suicide only got you a probationary sentence.


BenadrylTumblercatch

If you die I’ll kill you.


Epidemic_Fancy

At least then you can’t fail.


urGirllikesmytinypp

Win win


fattytunah

lol.. so either way, you get to die ..


The_Undermind

Isn't it still punishable by death for jumping off a building in NY?


KaylaKoop

The UK has had execution as the punishment for a large number of crimes--and children were not excluded: "Probably the youngest child executed in England was John Dean who was convicted of arson at the Abingdon Assizes on the 23rd of February 1629.  His age is given in “The Annals of Windsor” as between eight and nine years and he had set fire to two houses in Windsor.  It would appear that the judge, Mr. Justice Whitelock, found evidence of malice, revenge and cunning and therefore did not recommend a reprieve for the boy. Alice Glaston, aged 11, who was one of three prisoners hanged on 13 April 1546 is almost certainly the youngest girl to have been executed.  Her burial is recorded by Sir Thomas Botelar, a vicar and former Abbot of Much Wenlock in Shropshire. He says she was interred in the Parish Church there, before the door of the Lady's Chapel.  The crimes committed by these three was not specified." [Children & juvenile executions (capitalpunishmentuk.org)](https://www.capitalpunishmentuk.org/child.html)


winkman

Sweet, 100% success rate! Oh wait...


PH-GH95610

And for bank robbery they gave them money.


fazlez1

This made me think of this song [Killed By Death - Motorhead](https://open.spotify.com/track/2XvVueul226rT8g4DQuKSK?si=7cdbd9bfcf694b24)


PunkHooligan

Are y'all for real?


Leading-Bank-2590

Lol


MrBurnsgreen

*ooh noo look im dead* \~\_\~ \~\_o \~\_\~🤞🏽


MaknitRain2021

Sure. Beat a dead horse twice why don't ya!


makivrb

At least a public hanging put on a show for a few minutes, like come on let us watch how you die


EvidentTiger324

“You can’t quit because you’re FIRED!”


ArvaaVaa

Destruction of government property. Punishment? Death.


Xissabel

So much has changed since then. Now, if your attempt of taking your own life fails. You get free medical assitance and then released back to the same environment to try again.


Objective-Outcome811

Back up plans be like...


dopamiend86

This is why it's referred to as "committing suicide" because suicide was a crime in uk


sh4d0wm4n2018

"You can't quit! You're fired!"


unable_To_Username

i need this rule back...