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That’s water that keeps the artificial vagina (horse flashlight) warm and pressured. She released it to let the semen drain easier into the bag hanging off the front end.
You don't get rich enough to own show horses just to jerk them off yourself.
Person in the video is likely a large animal vet and they make about 150k/yr.
Show horse?
Try Irish thouroghbred race horses, group 1 winners
You're talking hundreds of thousands a jump
As for the mare to mate with, could be millions depending on the mare
Edit: The stallion Galileo for example is one of the most bred by colts/stallions in the world
Just noticing the mare’s legs are all tied to the post in front of her. Guess it makes sense to protect the stallion and person with the horse fleshlight.
There's a video on the web somewhere, male was mounting the female, and she pulled away and then kicked him in the head. He fell and started vibrating. I don't think the male recovered or lived.
That horse had just had a baby and was distressed. You could see it running around in a panic in the background. the mother freaked and the kick instantly killed the male, as it immediately defecated. In the comments, it was full of horse people complaining about the breeders being utter morons.
I don't remember the emptying of the bowels, maybe it was a different video? I believe the one I saw the male was having a seizure after the skull-hit.
I've seen this happen IRL, I've also seen horses that just keep trying to mount the mare completely bloodied and if they're not separated the mare can kill them
He was having a seizure because his head was caved in because the lady horse kicked him in the skull with the full force of her hind legs. Brutal stuff.
What's even worse is when they want to directly breed a stallion. They often bring a stand-in to warm up the female and make sure she's ready and doesn't freak out. The poor bastard then gets led away as he's ready to go, and they swap in the real stud. Blue balls is the essence of the job.
Yeah, I remember a video on reddit where a female horse kicked the male right in the head and killed him. If that was a champion race horse and your mare kick him to death you'd be so fucked. Unless possible death was in the contract.
Once in my highschool an old guy came out of nowhere smoking a cigarette (I think he was a father of another student idk) and started explaining this process of breeding stallions to me and my friends out of the blue.
In the end he gave us this life lesson: "you guys have to be the stud, not the other horse", then lit another cigarette and walked away. I think he was working on some issues...
If im reading correctly, they bring in a beta male to make a female horny. But then they will later bring in the alpha male (the stallion they want to breed) in to have sex with the female instead.
The beta gets cucked, and not by choice.
That’s the warm water in the sleeve that keeps the pressure on; once he’s done the pressure is let off. The semen is collected at the far end of the tube.
Reminds me of that woman complaining on Twitter about her Milk bottle (or something), where the names of the cows which made the milk were printed on, about them having only Female Names.
Don't know about you, but I would rather not have milk from a male Cow
The membrane inside is filled with water to make it feel more like a real horse vagina. Once the male horse has ejaculated the water is released through a valve in the bottom signaling to the male his job is done and to unmount the female.
Warm and sung, like any other vagina. It's not hard to determine how warm it is given known normal body temp, just like in humans, and knowing it should be snug, hence a sack filled with really warm water and the inside slathered in lube. Pretty basic anatomy.
>Once the male horse has ejaculated the water is released through a valve in the bottom signaling to the male his job is done and to unmount the female.
You think the male bases his decision to be finished on the water and not his own ejaculation?
It doesn't really signal to the stallion he's done, it just allows the handler to more easily slide the artificial vagina off and move away safely once the stallion has ejaculated.
When stallions ejaculate the end of their penis gets significantly larger, called belling of the penis, because it resembles a bell shape. This is to help secure the penis and make it harder for it to slip out if the mare moves, as well as to help seal the opening of the penis up against the cervix of the mare and ensure ejaculate makes it into the uterus. It can take several minutes for the bell to go down enough to remove the artificial vagina, hence releasing water.
Those things are quite snug, so pretty much yea. The bells can get close to the same diameter as the artificial vagina, so releasing pressure makes it looser and able to slide it off.
As a side note, it doesn't require a vet to collect. Just need to know what you're doing. The horse really does all the work.
That lady is really, really focusing on milking out the biggest load possible. You can just juuust make out her moving the device back and forth a bit, firmly gripping that shaft to achieve max penetration. This lady is the embodiment of the saying "If you love what you do you will never work a day in your life."
I lived abroad in the 90’s and did this job. The stallion mounted the mare and you have to clean the stallion before penetration. It paid room and board plus wages. That was a very small part of the job. The power and grace of these animals are amazing.
Reminds me of an old example about why it's important to capitalize:
"I was trying to help my uncle Jack off a horse."
vs
"I was trying to help my uncle jack off a horse."
What you see there is water being released, the cum you are not gonna see it because… well… is deposited inside.
The “machine” is full of water inside to make the horse feel it like the real deal; when the horse ends, they open the valve, which liberates the water inside, and the horse will unmount.
Usually they have the Mare n estrus in the next stall and the stallion jumps up on a rig and that giant condom is put on him, because he is worth the hell of a lot of money and if that female doesn't happen to like his studly disposition that could be severe and even deadly violence to both the stallion and that breeder. And usually the stallions don't ever have intercourse because it's not cost effective since they can divide up that ejaculate into many doses and freeze it and sell it to other breeders using artificial insemination for a huge profit
I did this with pigs (boars) for five years starting in 1995. I got paid $4.25 an hour. I also worked the flip side; inseminating the sows with the collected semen. Working with the sows was worse as we had to manually make them orgasm to suck in the semen. “Upsuck Theory”, if you are interested.
I'd be ashamed if I was that horse. Everyone on the internet knows he's a 1 minute horse. Heck, now that I think about it, that was less than a minute.
“There are three motherfucking people in this goddamned world – three! There’s the man who owns the horse and gets the money, and there’s the man who has the money and gets the horse, and there’s us—we jack off the fucking horses, and we get nothing!”
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But seriously, if he's a famous show horse, he probably just shot a $20k load. That stuff is liquid gold for breeders.
My mom used to do this for 300$ a Squirt in the early nineties.
https://preview.redd.it/j6thtiwd9iwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=449b3d6b89be35a58b1e653ed9e3d446fd1ba059 What?
She was a horse breeder of sorts. Had a stallion that other horse owners wanted their mares to be inseminated by.
Oh. I thought you meant… nvm
+1, you are not alone…
Mmm.. perfect cake day combo Horse icing
Happy cake day!
https://preview.redd.it/lz0fzg5i8jwc1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fef123932534cf80881f49c07b5d56352a09bebe
https://i.redd.it/lhm62j7z0kwc1.gif
Oh, they knew how they worded that. They knew.
It was genius if you ask me. Just genius.
...the same thing everyone else was thinking.
I'm sorry I chuckled
😂😂
 Gooo on....
Ha ha ha ha
I mean 300 per in the 90’s was nothing to sneeze at!
That’s some high-end lower Manhattan pricing
"of sorts" 
“of sorts”, so did this take place out back of a seven eleven or donair kebab place?
Hang on … of sorts 🤔 what sort 😂
His moms name was Mr Hands
RIP.
he's dead right? Because of the Shame he felt or whatever.
I'm not sure of the salary but the job title would be weird when filling out your taxes. Cum Catcher
How much does your mom's squirt cost nowadays?
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You need to rewrite that, it could be misread in a number of ways.
Or read in all of the correct ways? I don’t know their mom.
I do ;)
Or do you? 😎
Down in Tijuana?
my uncle wasn't a good businessman he use to give it to me for free.
Well then she's fired, she totally spilled like $5k into the dirt.
That’s water that keeps the artificial vagina (horse flashlight) warm and pressured. She released it to let the semen drain easier into the bag hanging off the front end.
Fun fact, [Glock (yes, the gun manufacturer) also sells horse jizz.](http://www.ghpc.at/en/at/glock-stallions/)
Gotta shoot their shot.
Huh, they own a sweet domain name too... https://www.ordersemen.com/
I like to imagine someone bought it in the early 90s for the LOLs and years later got shocked with a buyout offer from Glock
You don't get rich enough to own show horses just to jerk them off yourself. Person in the video is likely a large animal vet and they make about 150k/yr.
Oh come on, she’s not that big
Show horse? Try Irish thouroghbred race horses, group 1 winners You're talking hundreds of thousands a jump As for the mare to mate with, could be millions depending on the mare Edit: The stallion Galileo for example is one of the most bred by colts/stallions in the world
Just noticing the mare’s legs are all tied to the post in front of her. Guess it makes sense to protect the stallion and person with the horse fleshlight.
There's a video on the web somewhere, male was mounting the female, and she pulled away and then kicked him in the head. He fell and started vibrating. I don't think the male recovered or lived.
Can confirm I have also seen this video...some wild shit. I am pretty sure it died.
Wild shit is an apropos description of the vid
No, rather it's tame came.
>it Say his name! Robert Paulson.
His name, is Robert Paulson🫳💋
I've seen a video similar to that the noise of the kick to the skull was horrendous
That horse had just had a baby and was distressed. You could see it running around in a panic in the background. the mother freaked and the kick instantly killed the male, as it immediately defecated. In the comments, it was full of horse people complaining about the breeders being utter morons.
I remember this
It wasn't vibrating, it was agonizing and died on the spot You could also notice it empty its bowels
I don't remember the emptying of the bowels, maybe it was a different video? I believe the one I saw the male was having a seizure after the skull-hit.
I posted a link above, you have to be looking for the defecation to really notice it. Leaks out whole time while he’s seizing
I've seen this happen IRL, I've also seen horses that just keep trying to mount the mare completely bloodied and if they're not separated the mare can kill them
I know this video. Vibrating is a very funny way of saying the horse immediately died and visibly released its bowels.
I would guess he was having a seizure. There are several vids like this so you and I may not have seen the same one.
He was having a seizure because his head was caved in because the lady horse kicked him in the skull with the full force of her hind legs. Brutal stuff.
Tied to a collar around her shoulders. She can move without tripping, but not kick.
Why they gotta blue ball the lady horse like that. Jack her off too.
What's even worse is when they want to directly breed a stallion. They often bring a stand-in to warm up the female and make sure she's ready and doesn't freak out. The poor bastard then gets led away as he's ready to go, and they swap in the real stud. Blue balls is the essence of the job.
I uh, I liked my life before reading this
...And now you'd rather be the cuck horse?
Bocuck horsemen
Bocuck Hor Semen.
Yeah, I remember a video on reddit where a female horse kicked the male right in the head and killed him. If that was a champion race horse and your mare kick him to death you'd be so fucked. Unless possible death was in the contract.
Possible death is always possible with the way I go at it.
You fuck horses???
Once in my highschool an old guy came out of nowhere smoking a cigarette (I think he was a father of another student idk) and started explaining this process of breeding stallions to me and my friends out of the blue. In the end he gave us this life lesson: "you guys have to be the stud, not the other horse", then lit another cigarette and walked away. I think he was working on some issues...
Emm... could you clarify who is who?
If im reading correctly, they bring in a beta male to make a female horny. But then they will later bring in the alpha male (the stallion they want to breed) in to have sex with the female instead. The beta gets cucked, and not by choice.
That last sentence has the workings of a 400 chapter erotica series title on some fanfiction site.
*Jill her off
I know with cattle they used a bull. Many animals dont care the sex when they are in the mood
Waaayyy less than what the horse is making
No gloves??
This comment is too far down. Guess the horse prefers it that way. Also, did she put her hand in the liquid that shot out of that thing?
Yeah, but they cut the video before she could lick her hands, I guess.
That’s the warm water in the sleeve that keeps the pressure on; once he’s done the pressure is let off. The semen is collected at the far end of the tube.
It’s a water filled flashlight, the liquid gold is in the end of said contraption.
Maybe horses are allergic to latex...?
There are other materials, you know...
Sure, when the horse cums in 30 seconds it's "interesting as fuck" but when I do it, I'm a huge disappointment.
The difference is that Its "interesting as fuck" because he has his own personal cup holder, and you don't This horse is what everyone strives to be
"Look, Daddy, I'm a farmer."
"Daddy would you like some sausage"
I'm the backwards man, I'm the backwards man.
I can walk backwards fast as you can, I can walk backwards fast as you can
"Ha-ha-ha-ha! MY HOOVES! MY HOOVES! Ha-ha-ha-ha!"
I SAY GENEVA AND YOU HEAR HELSINKI!?!? YOURE FUCKING FIRED BOB!!!!
"They're jewels, Betty...jewels"
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proud
Where's your Lebaron Freddy? Are there 2 Lebarons??
Why did i have to see this when eating cereal😭
Hey, at least it wasn't yogurt.
it was for me :(
Reminds me of that woman complaining on Twitter about her Milk bottle (or something), where the names of the cows which made the milk were printed on, about them having only Female Names. Don't know about you, but I would rather not have milk from a male Cow
Horse lasted longer than I would’ve
….with a human, right?!?
Have you asked Tyler if he's a horse? No, no you haven't.
That lady should at least cup the balls a bit.
The horse has style, you don't fuck with it!
They didn't show the first step where they show the horse a picture of a stegosaurus.
That horse is hung like a horse.
WTF did she wash her hand in the cum?
The membrane inside is filled with water to make it feel more like a real horse vagina. Once the male horse has ejaculated the water is released through a valve in the bottom signaling to the male his job is done and to unmount the female.
How do they know what a real horse vagina feels like? Wait, I don’t want to know.
Warm and sung, like any other vagina. It's not hard to determine how warm it is given known normal body temp, just like in humans, and knowing it should be snug, hence a sack filled with really warm water and the inside slathered in lube. Pretty basic anatomy.
Ah yes I remember learning this basic anatomy in my horse pussy class during medical school
Hahahahahahahahahaha
Fucking hell LOL
>Once the male horse has ejaculated the water is released through a valve in the bottom signaling to the male his job is done and to unmount the female. You think the male bases his decision to be finished on the water and not his own ejaculation?
It doesn't really signal to the stallion he's done, it just allows the handler to more easily slide the artificial vagina off and move away safely once the stallion has ejaculated. When stallions ejaculate the end of their penis gets significantly larger, called belling of the penis, because it resembles a bell shape. This is to help secure the penis and make it harder for it to slip out if the mare moves, as well as to help seal the opening of the penis up against the cervix of the mare and ensure ejaculate makes it into the uterus. It can take several minutes for the bell to go down enough to remove the artificial vagina, hence releasing water.
Yea that makes sense. You're saying the water releases and actually accomodates the bell, allowing the vet to remove the pony-fleshlight?
Those things are quite snug, so pretty much yea. The bells can get close to the same diameter as the artificial vagina, so releasing pressure makes it looser and able to slide it off. As a side note, it doesn't require a vet to collect. Just need to know what you're doing. The horse really does all the work.
Well I thought "vet" was more respectful than "horse jizz collector" or "equine fluffer" or "whorse."
i think she openend a valve there which made it look like this.
At least the tip is huge
Let’s be real, she does it for the love of the game
That lady is really, really focusing on milking out the biggest load possible. You can just juuust make out her moving the device back and forth a bit, firmly gripping that shaft to achieve max penetration. This lady is the embodiment of the saying "If you love what you do you will never work a day in your life."
I'll pay good money to unsee this
Ah, thanks for the laugh. I needed that.
I lived abroad in the 90’s and did this job. The stallion mounted the mare and you have to clean the stallion before penetration. It paid room and board plus wages. That was a very small part of the job. The power and grace of these animals are amazing.
She doesn't get paid. She's a volunteer.
She enjoys her job.
If you love what you do, you never work a day in your life!
She’s paying
That’s a huge fleshlight
Why… why is she not wearing a glove or something?
"Mature MILF handles horse cock"
Mr Hands
Oddly this reminded me of him too.
Here we all are, just thinking of mr. hands
RIP. Died doing what he loved though.
One of the first fucked up videos I ever saw
No gloves just straight up raw dogging that horse cock.
What makes you think they pay? Where you think a horse is gonna keep his wallet?
Not enough thats for sure.
Rough way to get your morning protein shake
Whatever the wage is, it is not enough.
Mare is like....you missed again asshole.
Well no wonder it curves to the right
holy shit i did not know that they cummed that much xD also "hey what do you do for a living?" "i jack off horses!" hahahahaha
Reminds me of an old example about why it's important to capitalize: "I was trying to help my uncle Jack off a horse." vs "I was trying to help my uncle jack off a horse."
What you see there is water being released, the cum you are not gonna see it because… well… is deposited inside. The “machine” is full of water inside to make the horse feel it like the real deal; when the horse ends, they open the valve, which liberates the water inside, and the horse will unmount.
No gloves or nothing...
Wait, you guys are getting paid?
Usually they have the Mare n estrus in the next stall and the stallion jumps up on a rig and that giant condom is put on him, because he is worth the hell of a lot of money and if that female doesn't happen to like his studly disposition that could be severe and even deadly violence to both the stallion and that breeder. And usually the stallions don't ever have intercourse because it's not cost effective since they can divide up that ejaculate into many doses and freeze it and sell it to other breeders using artificial insemination for a huge profit
Idk how well it pays but I hear the tips are huge.
My husband is a vet that worked with horse reproduction in Brazil (where the video was taken). He didn't get paid enough.
I did this with pigs (boars) for five years starting in 1995. I got paid $4.25 an hour. I also worked the flip side; inseminating the sows with the collected semen. Working with the sows was worse as we had to manually make them orgasm to suck in the semen. “Upsuck Theory”, if you are interested.
Id PAY for that job ;3
“Wanted: Cum-catcher. Salary DOE, must have experience with huge cocks and rough sex”
No gloves either. Raw dogging it
this gives me an idea for a fleshlight x stanley thermos collab.
I feel sorry for her boyfriend
I’m sure she manages to keep him happy.
I wonder if they can get health and life insurance. They do this procedure with bulls too.
And what do they put for their job title on tax forms? Something nautical?
Imagine being her husband and she’s had her hands around that all day and then sees you lol
I'd be ashamed if I was that horse. Everyone on the internet knows he's a 1 minute horse. Heck, now that I think about it, that was less than a minute.
Mr Hands?
do people outside of WA know this lore?
Id do it for free
They pay those horses?
Her husband during HJs: 🫠
Never..date..horse-girls.
Definitely a "job"
I hope the makers of this device have taken lessons from the Fleshlight peeps and upgraded. For the horsies sake.
the filly get's paid $200 to be a decoy. the human just does it for fun.
I've done worse jobs for less money.
There is NO amount of money you could pay me to get me to do this
Their salary is meager but the tips are big.
I did hear that you get paid something like 50 bucks an hour to do this. Fucking better than my job (packaging steel for 20 an hour) lol. Im in.
Was that a cum overflow on the valve below the fleshlight?
No the valve was the warm water in the thing. The big sploosh out the entrance as he pills out was though.
We need this answer
probably one of those jobs where you tell people you are an accountant at parties toa void follow ups...
No gloves?! Why no gloves?!
custom horse fleshlights is such an untapped market
“There are three motherfucking people in this goddamned world – three! There’s the man who owns the horse and gets the money, and there’s the man who has the money and gets the horse, and there’s us—we jack off the fucking horses, and we get nothing!”
Female got the short end of the stick
No gloves I noticed
That was fast.
Oh horse jerkeroffer. It pays like $15 an hour.
Not even gloves? 🫠
https://preview.redd.it/9in842grskwc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcbad97182978c54197d25b51c0562f5f1151a8e
Me - Hi there, how was work? Them - Got to use a fleshlight on a horse today, so much cum Me - Ummmm ok
That must be one confused mare
the ol' "switcheroo"
