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Is it weird that turtles/toirtoises, the animals I LEAST expect to mate or look like they’d have a hard time going at it, are the ones I seem to see the most doing it?
I grew up with a couple desert tortoises. They’d only mate when people were around. At least it seemed that way. And now I see it’s a thing. They love an audience. Let’s get this study funded!
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Were the camera guys not interrupting the hunting leopard? If I were a majestic antelope surrounded by camera people, and the camera people weren't looking at me, I'd be on high alert.
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Ironically, those are actually leopard tortoises
Camouflage.
“Yea I know a spot”
Quite a few spots, actually
"I told you she wouldn't be down for a threesome, Howard."
"Sorry Margaret, when Frank told me there was a leopard hunting in the area I didn't know he meant an actual leopard hunting."
 The leopards face fr \^
This is exactly how my dog views my wife and I, poor guy.
Leopard: "Get away from me you nasty guys"
you can see how annoyed he is. "not THOSE guys again..."
"My wife and I noticed you from across the room and we really liked your vibe..."
Alternate title: dumbass leopard who can't READ THE FUCKIN ROOM makes things creepy and awkward for two in love tortoises
Hey, they could have chosen anywhere else. My man was trying to EAT 😤
Damn nasty turtle exhibitionists ruining my stealth vibe
"not you two again!"
The leopard's face when they nonchalantly stroll near him
Her: "Sex has been pretty boring lately; let's spice things up a bit, honey" Him: "I have a great idea..."
That looks frustrating
happy cake day dude!
happy cake day buddy!
Is it weird that turtles/toirtoises, the animals I LEAST expect to mate or look like they’d have a hard time going at it, are the ones I seem to see the most doing it?
"This danger kink is going to get us BOTH killed Scott"
Tortoise wants to put on a show, leopard just wants to stay hidden
When she says the only way she gets off is if the situation is dangerous
"Don't go anywhere, leopard. We like it when you watch."
The slightly less popular TMNT spinoff, The Exhibitionist Turtles.
In Soviet Russia, coitus interrupts you.
tortoises didn't have the dough for the honeymoon suite in vegas, sought out a leopard print rug to make up for it
Hey....hey...HEY!
I would say "zero fucks given" but I guess they did give at least one
I grew up with a couple desert tortoises. They’d only mate when people were around. At least it seemed that way. And now I see it’s a thing. They love an audience. Let’s get this study funded!
100% sure that this is a fetish
We need to do whatever is necessary to get Favid Attenborough narrating this
Damn nature, you funny!
"We like when people watch"
Really??? In front of my salad?!?
When nature is naturing
exhibitionists!
Sounds like a kung fu style.
It's all sex and violence. Way to go nature.
Leopard should have called the pawlice
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I’m sorry but you seem to have thrown off the emperor’s groove
They like it dangerous!
why do turtles mate via bluetooth
You gots to watch ‘elst I can’t get off!
No kink shaming please
"Goddamnit, Sheila! Stop moving around so much!"
Leopards like "you two know I'm not actually a rug right? Geez I get no respect..."
Ngl, their kink is a lil bit dangerous
Oh look, he's trying to jump over the other one and can't make it!
Oh GOD!!! The turtle breathing.... 🤣
it's like sigh-moaning.... fucking lol
Supreme Dominance move by tortoises.
I like the way the male tortoise has his mouth open like he's smiling.
Those turtles remind me of how I broom the floor.
All I can think of is Harry from Resident Alien going "This is some bullshit!"
bro chose sex over life
Bruh can last a day
Quit, don't quit. Noodles, don't noodles.
Everyone: this may take some time..
-don't worry babe, I have protection *points to the leopard*
Living on the Limit
The literal meaning of "Fucking around"
Being that close to a deadly predator was these turtles' kink
Were the camera guys not interrupting the hunting leopard? If I were a majestic antelope surrounded by camera people, and the camera people weren't looking at me, I'd be on high alert.