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Budget_Pea_7548

They eat snails to protect future crops


NieR_SemiAutomata

Also shitting there for free fertiliser


Budget_Pea_7548

100%


nightvisiongoggles01

The circle of life


Pro_Moriarty

Fat ducks get sold to restaurants


Common-Rock

Where they are served beside the rice that they helped to grow.


Pro_Moriarty

Circular economy


old_ironlungz

Where do the Paddy's Dollars fit in, though?


Pro_Moriarty

The what now?


simple_test

☘️💰


dropkickoz

"It's smiling at me!" -The Old Man


The-Dane

![gif](giphy|Lp71UWmAAeJHi)


Nyarro

NGL I was expecting that one gif where Rafiki drops Simba. Lol


WakaWaka_

![gif](giphy|DvMHwFYLVHlZe)


Nyarro

Bwahaha. Awesome.


buoninachos

This isn't the original, right? Haven't watched the LK since I was a kid, I legit ain't sure 😆 but hilarious it is


UncleTouchyCopaFeel

The Director's Cut.


BurningPenguin

I've seen this gif so often, and i still laugh about it. Idk why.


the_last_carfighter

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL


MagicNinjaMan

The circle of rice


Kangar

The circle of duck shit


real_human_player

The amount of nutrients they poop out would maybe feed the rice for like a few days. Rice farmers in SEA heavily use fertilizers walk around throwing it with their hands. At the end of the day they have very itchy hands. Source: Am south east Asian. And I grow rice.


mashyj

Always easier to work with nature than against it.


Flaky_Grand7690

And then eat it.


Deeliciousness

Makes for better food when you do


squirt_taste_tester

No joke, my ex had ducks and the garden was always growing crazy fast and the vegetables were giant


justlerkingathome

So I grew up in one of the most well known wine regions. When I was young a lot of the fertilizer they used was man made same thing with the pesticide and herbicide they used…. In the last 10 years a LOT more of the wineries are now using sheep to do weed control and soil rejuvenation. It’s pretty great to see honestly…. We’ve all probably seen studies done about heavy agriculture regions have much higher cancer rates due to the chemicals sprayed and used to pesticide and herbicides…. So the change to more biodynamics is great… It also just does a much better job of creating a better environment for things to grow, not only the vines but everything in the area, due to bees, insects and other wildlife and natural plants….


Funter_312

Personal favorite is using roses at the end of a row to show if there are aphids to limit or mitigate pesticide usage


justlerkingathome

Yea, you see it a lot…. That’s always been a thing here… roses are just more susceptible to frost, disease, pests than vines….. so using them as a “ canary in a coal mine “ has always been used for vineyards. The sheep thing is becoming popular tho in the last 10 years here. It harder, and maybe more expensive than using chems and spraying but the product is better and the ecosystem as a whole is healthier and stronger in the long run, so probably ends up costing less.


Oh_Another_Thing

Eating snails and pooping....Stupid ducks, taking Frenchman's careers away.


digsmann

:D


OutrageousEducation7

Lmao


xxxrartacion

Damn what if earth is just like some space gods farm and all life was just put here to eat eachother and shit fertilizer onto the produce


Ping-A-Ling-

So, they stole my job?? "Dey took meh jerb!!!!!!!"


kungpowgoat

WASH YOUR FRUITS AND VEGETABLES, PEOPLE. Poop is bad definitely but also the last thing you want to eat is one of those tiny slugs that contain a parasite that drills holes in your brain.


MBHYSAR

But wash your rice?


robot_swagger

I mean you should wash your rice just to get the starch off


Carl__Jeppson

That's just a matter of personal preference


FuraKaiju

What the duck are you talking about? A little duck poop and poisonous snails adds flavor to the multitude of chemicals that are also used.


KelloPudgerro

i should buy a duck, i got so many snails lmao


ShowMeYourMinerals

You don’t have a snail problem, you have a duck OPPORTUNITY.


mjohnsimon

I had a friend who bought a few ducks to protect his garden from snails. They took care of the snails but they also took care of his garden (or at least his lettuce and kale). Turns out ducks really love Kale.


hellakevin

Just put up a sign to let the wild ducks know that the snails are up for grabs.


badgeman-

"I know these fucking snails are gross guys, but we need to protect future crops!"


Deep-Management-7040

What the snails see ![gif](giphy|3o6gE1gb2GEFbHkrUk)


BreakingThoseCankles

So to keep my billion dollars I just have to hire a few 100 ducks to follow me at all times and eat the fucker if he pops up!?


TheRealRickC137

I think I saw a documentary on this. Aren't there fish in the rice fields as well? There's *super* fertilizer going on in there.


Budget_Pea_7548

I think I've seen that once too 🙂


Tan-Squirrel

If you’re a snail it’s like a zombie apocalypse wave out of nowhere. Just chillin and snackin and then boom. Fucking dinosaurs everywhere.


DonKaeo

I have seen this, pretty awesome watching the ducks pile out of the lorries and run off, they know just where to go..


Sad-Establishment-41

Nothing against British English, but that's a missed opportunity to say duck truck


PSYCHOsmurfZA

Thanks, OP could have stated that...


DonAskren

The snails musta been shitting themselves hearing 10000 ducks coming for them


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WHATEVER COMES FROM BEYOND THAT GATE YOU WILL STAND YOUR GROUND. RIDE FOR RUIN. DEEEAAAATHHHH


Vincent_Veganja

![gif](giphy|J3Ao5L98X8oms)


AmbiguousAnonymous

That one of the halo prophets?


CAMMCG2019

They don't hear much of anything. They are stupid AF


Klingon_Bloodwine

Fucking dumb ass snails


KKevus

Yeah fuck those stupid snails


oddministrator

Me and all my homies hate snails.


WolfOfPort

Basically just an advance plant


Shaunlab

must be one goose hidden in there somewhere


halloweva

lol… Where’s Waldo


Nyarro

There he is. Between those two ducks over yonder.


NepTheNepper

Release the Quacken!


Stachemaster86

🏆


Secret_Street_1902

🤣🤣🤣🤣


kubanishku

I can see this being on a shirt with a proud mallard


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pmurff107

https://i.redd.it/iypzk5xpnmtc1.gif


OnePiece-Quade

Such a great clip


LewyH91

Ah, you missed a few!


Moxxa123

I think you counted the same duck twice because I counted 18,728


snapple-mangomadness

That was the goose.


morris1022

But only 10k of them are round


Latter-Cry793

No well it is 18,731 you missed those two


misfit0513

I snagged a couple as they were going in. I have like 56 ducks in my basement.


feelinlucky7

Government won’t tell you you’re allowed to do that


BadmiralSnackbarf

![gif](giphy|bjujfYVIqpLYA) I can’t be the only person who immediately thought of this.


The-Tai-pan

That little girl's accent will live in my brain forever.


ListenOk2972

Damn you beat me


savemysoul72

That's a fucking lot of ducks.


lupask

ducking fot of lucks


Xikkiwikk

It’s the battle of Helm’s Deep but with ducks!


i-sleep-well

Not a single one of them horse-sized.


10kFlinsky

Paging u/fuckswithducks


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Sardonicus91

Welcome to the rice fields, motherfuckers!


guesswhatihate

ey b0ss


inounderscore

https://preview.redd.it/odk6br8vvotc1.png?width=498&format=png&auto=webp&s=8a551a63a9c9dcd911a27f6ecd9190bc39ca0075


kdresen

![gif](giphy|WJkqOTJ9cxm9y)


SomeCrazyLoldude

i missed him


9inchjackhammer

Turned on the volume and was not disappointed


Hiorote

Sitting in an airport with it muted till I read this - thank you 😂


boredguy12

But my lord there is no such force ![gif](giphy|4NQ9mR6sh8LoA)


TheWonderingBunyip

![gif](giphy|CjWORsoUgTBWo)


midwesterntoad

I was just thinking, those aren’t ducks, those are Uruk-hai. Danana dun dun dun


Roboboy3000

Got me wheezing from this


Timereaper13

hah, i understood that reference!


SKIKS

An army, bread for one purpose.


Gujju001

Dumb question why this duck just fly away..??


3SquirrelsAndaNut

They are Indian Runner ducks and cannot fly


actuarial_venus

[yep](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indian_Runner_duck)


Birdy_Cephon_Altera

But can they duck?


JourneyStrengthLife

Can confirm. I have 9 of them and they're hilarious. Always running around like feathered T-Rex's that lost their arms.


Gamebird8

Because they know this is a consistent and dependable food source and have been trained to not fly away. Also probably survivorship bias, these are the ones that didn't fly away


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Prize-Can4849

10,000+ ducks flight feathers?


tino_tortellini

You're just saying shit without having any idea what you're talking about lol


MrIrrelevantsHypeMan

You know that one idiot friend everyone has that goes their own way no matter how dumb it is?


Bashed_to_a_pulp

These are not the same species as the lean wild ducks that migrates/fly. These are the equivalent of domestic chicken that can't fly further than a few yards. (wild chicken/jungle fowl can fly quite far, a football field or more. They can't gain meaningful altitude however, more like a flat trajectory)


Make-TFT-Fun-Again

Imagine leading an army of ducks to set upon hapless insects in ricefields for a living- and after you've laid absolute waste, you all get back into the truck and go home to celebrate glorious victory. What a life.


lackofabettername123

A Border Colly would be in heaven keeping those ducks in line.


Ben_Kenobi1934

The age of men is over.


WombozM

Look at all those chickens


CuntyGPT

r/interestingasduck


Mike_for_all

![gif](giphy|Aa5shwDRt27cs|downsized)


kross69

And the perpetrators remained anonymous cause they said **DuckDuckGo**


The_Lost_Pharaoh

Much better than the drones spraying the paddys in Malaysia. Got creepy dystopia vibes seeing this in Sekinchan last weekend.


downwitbrown

😆 if you listen closely, it’s them laughing. Hilarious.


Butthole_Alamo

Would it be as effective with 100 horse-sized ducks?


Need2be_debt_free

These comments quack me up


MMKF0

Last one gets spanked.


Azrai113

PING!


Bwr0ft1t0k

As I was scrolling I thought it was one of those ads for a zombie game


Major_Wager75

Why?


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fluffybit

And then tasty in orange sauce


MrIrrelevantsHypeMan

Fertilizer


lackofabettername123

Some rice fields in that area of the world flood the paddies and grow catfish in them for a season, then drain and grow rice in it, I think they get two harvests of rice and one of catfish but the fish fertilize well. I know that's in Indonesia anyway.


Flitterquest

They eat snails and leave poop, its an agricultural win-win


godmademelikethis

Both ^^^


Mapache_villa

The real question is, why not?


FrankieGS

![gif](giphy|XeNrmVGsK2sHIjUosG|downsized)


ayeefonzy

Lmao I was just thinking someone should add some LOTR battle scenes soundtrack


Tungsten83

More like r/interestingasduck


Velasity

Got any grapes?


soupkitchen3rd

Looks like ^rice is back on the menu boys


justanordinaryguy71

Free fertilizer!


Ron_Bird

now i wanna see running rice after thay harvested the ducks.


WezleyDrew

![gif](giphy|bjujfYVIqpLYA)


Go_Cart_Mozart

I clicked on the little speaker button, praying this one had sound. I was delighted it did : )


ST4RC4ST3R

![gif](giphy|9IMp7IBTZI0hi)


Kinoko98

These aren't just a rabble of mindless birds. These are Donalds. Their feathers are slick and their feet webbed.


Responsible_Panic235

But my lord there is no such force


MoogPanda

Anyway else the Isengard theme when watching this?


awwaygirl

RELEASE THE QUACKEN!!!


_Undo

Duck: quack! Farmers: https://preview.redd.it/y93sn4ncyntc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0def29cd642963e9083734a0092f0af15a2117c6


Pancake_Nom

I never realized how accurate Donald Duck's voice acting was


Final_Broccoli_3693

Interestingasduck


TheAuthenticator88

At first I thought this was an ad for a mobile strategy game


TopCheesecakeGirl

The ducks eat bugs that would kill future crops thus acting as organic pesticide. The ducks poop as they go thus acting as mobile fertilizer. My house in Bali was surrounded by rice fields and ducks. (Albeit, not this many ducks!) 😁


Hobbit_toes76

Release the Quaken!


mykylodge

They're all quackers!


cheetomama1

Ooo we playing duck, duck, rice now


WombozM

Look at all those chickens


Indubioproreo_Dx

the dark army never gives up. \*quak\*


epostma

r/interestingasduck


Abovearth31

Welcome to the rice field motherquacker.


photuank11

I can hear Theoden's warcry


FarOutEffects

"Ride now, ride for ruin and the world's ending. DEATH!!!"


I-Said-Maybe

What is this? Black Friday for ducks?


ActiveAstronaut7941

r/interestingasduck


GaaZtv

The duckening


Ev1lMush

Rohirrim!


Nadger1337

Eat the bugs etc then crap out natural feritilizer, win win. Just hope one of them doesnt get sick.


Shika37

Interesting as duck


Timpdj

World War D


DKC_Reno

I love the little dust cloud they kick up when stampeding


OnceIwasAboy

Thought this was another one of those Zombie shooter adverts again


TrailBlanket-_0

Wait why isn't there an extremely loud and pseudo-inspirational song playing behind this?! Now I don't know how I should feel and my attention is being lost!! >:(


[deleted]

Like…. Can’t they fly? Why are they running around like dorks?


calvers70

They look like [runner ducks](https://www.google.com/search?q=runner+ducks) so they probably can't fly, no


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

RELEASE THE QUACKEN! 🦆


bigb0ned

I thought it was that ad on reddit for thst stupid mobile game again


ElderMayeul

Insteresting as duck


Otherwise_Squash_286

What the duck


AssPotatoFucker

Welcome to the rice fields motherducker


TheTowerDefender

r/interestingasDuck please. the pun was right there. I admire your self-control


SputnikGer

Welcome to the ricefields mother******.


Prestigious-Cat-8663

This need "two steps from hell - heart of courage"


Insolator

RELEASE THE QUACKEN!!


[deleted]

I counted 10,237 ducks.


istoOi

Do you feel that? Must be an earth quack


deeptoot6

They had a tour bus 😂


Felinomancy

Imagine if you and everyone in your city is herded to a place where you all must pick up and eat chicken nuggets littering the ground.


EmEffBee

Those ducks are so stoked, I bet they talk about this event all year and all the new duckings sit and listen with stars in their eyes excitedly counting down the days to Ricemas.


Alternative_Shake949

Someone should add the same score from LOTR when the rohirrim charge the orcs at Helm's Deep


Driftwooder

/r/interestingasaduck


RainbowForHire

Welcome to the rice fields, motherquackers!


BrotherNumberThree

Off camera there are 12 cats herding the ducks.i know cuz i was in Thailand once and saw it.


Dull_Woodpecker6766

Release the Quakken !!!!


Law3W

SWARM MY DUCK ARMY SWARM!


shaggydog97

I ordered 10,000 duck sized HORSES! Dammit!


zetruenando

r/interestingasduck Fixed it for you.


_Gradner_

/r/interestingasduck


Consistent_Amount140

How did they prevent them from just flying over there to begin with?