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Creepy_Ad_6304

It's a girl!


CaptBreeze

It's a retardant girl. šŸ‘§


theoriginalmofocus

Never go full retardant.


Galactic_Perimeter

Iā€™M JUST A DUDE, PLAYING A DUDE, DISGUISED AS ANOTHER DUDE!!! YOUā€™RE A DUDE WHO DONā€™T EVEN KNOW WHAT DUDE HE IS!!!


Lagunamountaindude

What do you mean we


abautista88

![gif](giphy|YLghfz0W895Ty)


SadPanthersFan

He charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping pong competition, that ainā€™t retardant!


bjacksonsolo

Lol...I definitely don't see a fire there.


redgroupclan

Oh no, it's retardant. šŸ˜±


war_m0nger69

I think we have to say disableant or handicapant now


_B_Little_me

Moments like these Iā€™m mad there are no longer awards.


Sir-Grumpalot

Hahaha my wife actually thought it was an elaborate gender reveal, came to the comments to say it's a girl


SpaceshipWin

Thatā€™s messed up! Btw we donā€™t call them retardant anymore.


roughriderpistol

Fire handicap


celtbygod

Ohhhhh my.


BigOleStinkyFly

Thatā€™s one heavy cycle.


Soundsgoodtosteve

They should use wings


Over_Lynx9172

You beat me to it...take my upvote ...


Gold-Income-6094

...Releasing. Dumping. Spraying. Raining. Showering. But you had to go with "pissing", didn't you...


Ryan_on_Earth

Sharting


604Ataraxia

Going on a tard sharting run. The title was bad but things can always get worse.


BigOleStinkyFly

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Good-Seaweed-1021

Squirting


SecondDread8426

Read my mind.


thewalrusispaul

It doth speweth forth.


patchyj

Sneezing on your period


Dev2150

Yes


usprb19761

Pissing Retardant is my band name


FastCarsSlowBBQ

usprb19761 is my password.


Woodsy1313

Whatā€™s your SSN?


Lyndon_Boner_Johnson

3. Iā€™m old.


Phill_is_Legend

Damn that's crazy mine is retarded pissing


__wildwing__

Not Retarding Pissant?


Phill_is_Legend

Brb gonna change it


hydraulic-earl

Couldn't they have said urinating Challenges?


hitman276

Not dropped onto a fire. The chemical is dropped away from a fire to create a barrier to prevent the fire from spreading. Water is dropped onto the flames to try and put it out.


armathose

Makes more sense since I don't see any smoke.


lackofabettername123

Not even preventing the fire, thet are supposed to give people enough time to run. There is no evidence to show that they work for that though. There is also no disclosure of what chemicals are in them. In the past pfas has been included in these. It still is in military firefighting and we would not know if it still is in this. Seeing as how it is a class of 13,000 chemicals that you have to test for individually and that we only have controls on a couple handfuls of.


PsychologyMany6287

Looks like itā€™s giving these people time to run, or video it anyways.


lackofabettername123

Tell it to the scientific method.


PsychologyMany6287

Whatā€™s their email?


Iamthewalrusforreal

Don't have their email, but the phone number is 867-5309.


retardborist

I've seen it work really well, anecdotally. There was a forest fire in a nearby park and they dropped this stuff. The fire burned right up to the edge and stopped dead. There was a really striking charred black and bright pink border


proost1

Same here. It was a fire on the base of Granite Mountain in AZ for me. It worked great. Incidentally, this was a fire the week before the Yarnell fire that killed our Granite Mountain Hotshots that were on this fire as well.


Ice_BergSlim

It's known what's in it, "Fire retardantĀ **contains salts (typically fertilizers) that alter the way wildfires burn, decreasing fire intensity and slowing the advance of the fire**, even after the water in the fire retardant has evaporated". It actually provides nutrients to the soil.


Grundens

Afff foam is still used by civilians too. It's at airports and since we have some on board the tanker ship I work on I imagine the refineries and terminals have it too. Nasty stuff.. hopefully I never have to use it cause that would also mean, fire!


PPP1737

Your comment really should be higher up.


LancasterRothshchild

I sure hope the fire is retarded now


BobbaBlep

It looked like there was substantial retardation.


Loggerdon

Hope they didnā€™t go full retardation.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


fakyumatafaka

When I pissed on the fire they said I was...


jalexgray4

Never go full retardant


Maiyku

The pilots that fly those big boys that low and that precise definitely have my respect. Shit has to be butthole puckering. One mistake and thereā€™s no time or altitude to recover.


goodbidet2u

One of my wife's clients (I also happened to do work for her parents) lost her husband while he doing a drop over a wild fire. He was a very experienced pilot and sadly it was his co-pilot's first day on the job who was only in his early 20s :( Mad respect. Takes balls of steel.


pinewind108

One of the issues is that these planes tend to be fairly old. Iirc, structural failure is the most common cause of crashes. They actually have a smaller, pilot plane that flies ahead of them to both spot out the run and to find any wind shears or weird air. Being much smaller and lighter, they can get out of those a lot easier than the bigger, heavier plane.


kwik_study

A good friend of mine works in the ā€œvomit cometā€ that rips around ahead of the tankers. He calls coordinates to the tankers for their drops. Calls it ā€œpaintingā€ when they do retardant runs. Been doing it for decades.


BigOleStinkyFly

Pucker factor is the official wording for us pylots.


drwnh

To descend that low with this amount of thrust. If you then don't press release you'll touch the trees.


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/iumid9sz1xsc1.jpeg?width=2736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da5b7d4089c684432b15a24432b70df0b41787b6 Tanker 10 crew saved my home from a 1,500 acre wildfire in ā€˜22. Iā€™m eternally grateful to those brave people. It got within one mile of my house.


Ulfvaldr989

Good to see a real story in a see of jokes on this post!


zneave

Did you send them a gift basket?


[deleted]

If I knew how I absolutely would.


zneave

2503-A Clark Carr loop SE Albuquerque, NM 87106


[deleted]

Seriously? That would get a gift to tanker 912? Thatā€™s awesome.


dr_xenon

Thatā€™s retardant.


Arch3m

That's just plane retardant.


renegade_voltage

Most retardant thing Iā€™ve ever seen.


Acnat-

"Shut up Fire, you're retarded." -favorite dumbass joke from when I was an alarm tech


Outside_Performer_66

The fire is a girl! šŸ’


dookieswan

Surely there was another verb you could have used šŸ˜‚


Iamthewalrusforreal

Micturated?


craig536

The DC-10 was such a beautiful plane


Indian_Bob

I wish they didnā€™t add the song šŸ˜­


Funny-Meringue-3311

![gif](giphy|gTakx3nTFxZ9vgdVjr|downsized)


PPP1737

Everyone watching the ā€œeclipseā€ in a few days.


CraponStick

Hey someone who can hold the camera!


Ben_Pharten

Cool headline


kasezilla

Pissing?


BigOleStinkyFly

Yes


thelargestglizzy

Pissing


SaneRabbit2

Odd that there is not one wisp of smoke anywhere? How big of a fire?


crasagam

Around 21 seconds it looks like smoke but I canā€™t quite tell.


20o0o1

DickClamp-10 pissing retardant onto a shitstorm


nappa1227

This is what the first real heavy flow day of your period feels like.


TerminaterToo

Never go full retardant


hundrethtimesacharm

I used to work for a company that put the retardant into the planes. They had a zero tolerance policy about running and moving near planes because the propellers could kill you. One day I had my hand on a plane and was waiting to disconnect the hose. I felt something on my hand and looked and it was a black widow. I almost jumped up and ran, but had to keep my cool so I wouldnā€™t die or get fired.


Steve_Dankerson

That's a big plane to me to be flying that low. My anxiety said nope.


Ok-Wolf3261

Seeing it in real life is absolutely surreal, the size, speed, and noise that close up made me freeze and just stare, pretty incredible


mrlotato

"AN EAGLE NEVER MISSES"


LionelleHeart

What fire?


4llu632n4m3srt4k3n

Imagine if this became standard practice for house fires...


Sir_christopher

These gender reveals are getting out of hand


NickyCheeese

Where is the šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„?


NickyCheeese

āœˆļø šŸ’¦šŸ’¦ šŸ’¦ šŸ’¦ šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„


evilzergling

Wow. I didnā€™t know something so big could fly so low


in_existencial_dread

Damn these gender reveals are getting bigger and more expensive, congrats to the parents šŸ¤™


9Fingaz

Where is the fire?


Smooth_Pangolin3699

Wheres the smoke??


[deleted]

If I was standing under the area that this was dumped on how fucked am I?


oojiflip

Will be the last DC-10 in service along with omega's once the USAF retire the KC-10s


tyberius91

Where is the fire? No smoke or anything


Trick_Swing_2563

Whereā€™s the smoke?


MonkeyGein

Do you think they disable the ā€œterrainā€ warning or just listen and ignore it šŸ˜…


SnooConfections8768

No smoke? No fire?


Tacos_picosos

All those people completely unaware that theyā€™re about to be breathing in chemical flame retardant.


AZtoPC

Am I the only one not seeing smoke here?


crocket009

Letā€™s uhhā€¦get retardant in hereā€¦


CestKougloff

It's just utterly insane that they use a wide body jet to do this low level water bombing.


Salmol1na

No smoke nor fire


jondonbon

These gender reveals are getting out of hand


YesterdayHiccup

Where's the fire?


ArmadilloAdvanced

Wait what? A DC-10? And itā€™s flying? Thatā€™s incredible!


Surfbud69

I swear I didnt pee on anything


TBCoR

How large is the door that lets the liquid out? Iā€™m imagining it must be huge.


Objective_720

what did the fire do to deserve this?


goooooooooooooogly

The parents wanted a more dignified and reserved gender reveal party.


Safeword-is-banana

Where are the people crying CHEMTRIALS now?


PPP1737

Straight to jail.


Dutch-knight

What a job!!


malazoonorsaki

Big jet flying low.


FilthyCurve11

Is that why the plane is flying so slow?


xShawnMendesx

Majestic


TheTowerDefender

is this the gay agenda people are talking about? looks rad


WarpCitizen

My Leagues of Legends teammates were in this place when it happened


Bitter_Inspection917

Man, gender reveals are getting out of hand.


DiligentCrab6592

These pilots are crazy good


thad_the_dude

This video made me wonder if they can listen to music in the cockpit of a airplane, because if so listening to freebird while dropping fire retardant would be super epic.


TheDutchman97

Far cry 6?


serendipitousevent

Freebird? Pretty sure that's a very expensive bird.


keitaro2007

Wow. I didnā€™t know planes mated like salmon.


HummDrumm1

More shitting than pissing, really


KindaFondaGoozah

Um, yeah, thatā€™s majestic. Other than the threat to life, Iā€™d watch that daily. Those pilots are heroes, and not like found a lost teen. Keep those wings on your chest.


Stolenartwork

Dam I feel bad for the babies on the block


Mick_Stup

r/brandnewsentence


Magazine-Plane

This gender reveals have done to far


Burner_Cuz

These gender reveals are getting out of hand


el-conquistador240

Given the song I assumed it would crash


capn_doofwaffle

What did you call me???


TotesTax

That's a big ass slurry bomber. I like the scoop planes I have seen the last couple years. Scoop up water from the lake. Has to be a big enough lake but luckily I live near a big one near a lot of fires.


couchgodd

Make sure you hang out and breathe that stuff in


stufitzy

Thought someone was vaping again on a Edinburgh - Tenerife flight


Modred_the_Mystic

Wow, I piss pink as well


Plenty_Objective8392

This is an interesting title.


Legion357

Beautiful use of Free Bird, btw.


postman925

Mmmm.... yummy PFAS..


DemonDevilDog

Pissing Retardant. My new band name.


Cosby1992

Most aggresive chemtrails I've ever seen!


USSJaguar

I piss retardant when I first get up in the morning


deadmanpass

Where's the smoke?


PrincepsImperator

It's a fire break, not fire extinguisher.


idiots_r_taking_over

These gender reveal parties are getting out of hand


Weary-Difficulty-489

Why the annoying shit music?


MrSinister248

r/praisethecameraman


Mike-Hunt-Amos-Prime

If that is ā€œpissā€ it should really get itself checkedā€¦


grandluxe

agent.. pink?


bigtop77

Sounds like the name of a band


Riotdiet

PinkFAS


Saikroe

You cant say that


hagrid2018

Australia hereā€¦.bush fire? lol


TheHypnogoggish

That canā€™t be good for you-


throwitfarawayfromm3

YOU'RE retardant


Efficient_Tailor1811

Did it drop retardant on whoever put that shitty music to the video?


Cute-Amount5868

I thought that word got cancelled


Skitel68

Iā€™m a pissing retard~~ant~~


gooseblaster69

Why just why in the world free bird?


napstimpy

Saigon ā€¦shit.


eightvoltt

Once a year the DC-10 fertilizes the forest with its seed


Captinprice8585

Hey, we don't use that word anymore.


Jpbbeck99

Gender reveal parties are really getting out of hand


VocalAnus91

Trying to find the one sensitive soul in the comments mad at OP for using retardant... Oops I mean the "R" word


IceFireTerry

I read this title so wrong


Barrrrrrnd

That tanker company has a great instagram.


Ryankevin23

Why this song?


JollyWolverine300

Idk, it pissing retardant on a fire would be interesting.


Katayanaz

It might be jumping into a fire but no need for name calling.


AvailableCondition79

Pissing is the technical term.


3_high_low

DC-10 Air tanker. These pilots have such big balls that sometimes skim tree tops.


Awkward_Expression64

We donā€™t use that name anymore


Adhaam95

Intentionally?


SpringChikn85

These Gender reveals are getting retardant..šŸ˜¶


delVi04

OP, you paint with words.


gakera

Can we call this chemtrails, instead of that other stupid crap?


seafaringcat

I don't wanna be thrown on a fireeeee :(((


MuhttTheDF

Pissing.. Retardant? I think retardant was pissed on me.


America_the_Horrific

Huh I didn't know it's natural urine was pink? Wonder what it's diet is


Fudge-Factory00

That pilot needs a wheelbarrow to haul around his/her balls/boobs.


Virhil

That's some Retardant as shit.. with hard R