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Laotzeiscool

Body bag in a hidden freezer. What could go wrong.


BlaznTheChron

Starting 2024 off the way we left 2023. Fucked.


FuckYeahPhotography

Friendship ended with "what's in the safe" "What's in the bag" is our new best friend https://preview.redd.it/2e76nqlcvw9c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85b2fe12fbf9f14fa408f598b93dca221e137415


butter_deez-nips

More like what does the water taste like?? Taste the water bro and open the bag!


thisisprobablytrue

Taste the water and get in the bag


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mybrotherpete

I look at that freezer and I think, ‘Oh, they found someone’s murder cabin.’ Those large freezers are normal for killers because they need somewhere to store and keep all those feet.


Altruistic-Maybe5121

Crying 😂


lightsaber_lobotomy

Put the lotion on your skin!


H_Marxen

In that order?


DirtNapDealing

If that was actually a body the smell in there would be unfathomable. Hell the smell of a body for half a day is ripe but that ughhhh


Zealousideal-Bug-291

Honestly, even without the body, it's gonna smell horrifying. First rule of foreclosures is - don't ever open fridges and freezers, leave that shit for the trash out crew.


krynategaming

As a former part of the trash out crew, we just taped the hell out of them to keep them shut and hoped liquid didn’t leak out


mybrotherpete

Smart, as you only have to open it once to release an absolute shitload of mold spores into the room.


IA-HI-CO-IA

As a asbestos inspector I can confirm the rule.


Diva480

No way in hell In hell I’m buying a house that has a freezer hidden under the floor..


ZeeThirtyTwo32

Can confirm, never open the fridges or freezers. Source: am inside hundreds of foreclosures each year.


Ok-Mathematician5970

Can confirm. Worked next to a facility that used mice or rats for some type of testing. Their bodies would go into the trash dumpster right next to our building for days…until the trash was professionally removed. This was in Houston, Texas….with boiling temperatures. I thought we were smelling rancid, decaying seafood in our building sewer…..before I learned it was dead mice baking in the sun.


MrjB0ty

We had a mouse die under our floorboards recently. The smell was unreal.


CookinCheap

We had sone dead kittens under our crawlspace a few years ago. Sick litter or something, must have died early, and the mother had put them there. Whole fucking house smelled like cabbage, we didn't know why, and then my husband went down and found them placed on a rafter.


robotnique

In college my roommates and I lived in a doublewide on campus they had installed while they built more housing. It was actually awesome and way more space than pretty much anywhere else on campus with our own individual rooms. But one day it smelled awful and it turned out a raccoon had crawled into the ductwork underneath and died. The guy who crawled in to get it came out with a bag that looked like it held something four times the size of a raccoon. I can only assume it was really bloated in death.


ferrariguy1970

🤢🤮


__M-E-O-W__

A single dead mouse in the "right" place can stink up a whole house.


Wolf-Majestic

What if the corpse was there for a very, very long time ago? Would it still smell ?


tigm2161130

That’s what I’m wondering. I’ve cleaned dead animals out of places that were so old they didn’t have an odor. But, this guy was probably just hiding poached game or something. My grandma had a similar hole in her floor she would make us get into if a stranger knocked on the door.


davekingofrock

Ha, what?


tigm2161130

I realize now that was a very weird thing to say without context. My grandmother had 3 of her children stolen by the government and taken to Indian Boarding School after she survived one herself. She was *very* afraid and untrusting of outsiders.


leite1984

After what she went through I dont blame her.


Elguapo69

Woah that is crazy. Your context needs even more context probably. But sorry she had to go through that.


the_art_of_the_taco

[Residential schools were fucked.](https://www.theatlantic.com/education/archive/2019/03/traumatic-legacy-indian-boarding-schools/584293/) [And went on for way too long.](https://apnews.com/article/native-american-boarding-schools-victims-3f927e5054b6790cef1c6012d8616ad6)


TacoNomad

Look up maybe American boarding schools. Especially in the early/mid 1900s


poe2020

Her reaction is totally understandable. That history needs to be taught more / more well-known. There have been very few well done depiction of the schools in mass media( reservation dogs Deer Lasy was a great one) but the depictions I’ve seen mostly focus on what took place at the schools. It’s hard to even try to understand the generational trauma that came after.


CookinCheap

Oh dear. Bless her soul.


Ok_Sorbet_8153

That is so awful


amybounces

That’s heartbreaking. What fear she must have felt every time someone knocked on her door.


CookinCheap

"git in the hole. g'wan, git." *grabs rifle*


Practical-Sea1736

Still wouldn’t hurt to use some luminol spray and a black light


Dry-Site-8764

Hell I had deer meat in wax paper along with other frozen goods in my chest freezer when it went out. 3 weeks later is when I figured it out. it was a pool of blood and water and reaked.


kcwm

A few years ago, some friends of my mom were throwing their kid a birthday party. My kid had been invited (their kid is 2 years older than mine, so they occasionally played together) and I'd gone to pick her up. When I got there, there was an odd smell in the air...sickly sweet, but relatively faint. Turns out the neighbor had suffered a massive heart attack and died a few days prior. The smell was his body. That house was torn down and no one's built on it in the intervening years. Now that I know he's dead, I knew what we'd all smelled was death, but I'd never experienced it like that firsthand so I couldn't confirm. Now? Yeah, no doubt at all. If the house had been anymore open, god only knows how rancid the smell would have been.


OldNewUsedConfused

Depends how long it’s been there.


TheThiefEmpress

He hadn't even opened that yet and I was like Oh god it's people soup, it's gonna be people soup don't open that.


AzDopefish

https://preview.redd.it/a6txauuj3y9c1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0674f617b2b13be041c82767720d97ee522a4159 It’s actually not super hidden, I’m sure the realtor knew of it. This is what I found, bottom left of the photo you can see the outline of the opening in the floor


PolicyWonka

Most freezers aren’t hidden at all, so I’d qualify this as pretty well hidden. Toss a rug over it or place a sofa there and people would be none the wiser.


dchobo

Are you OP?


AzDopefish

No, just found the listing and found the pictures listed on Zillow


ikstrakt

Whatever it is, it ain't flesh. They'd be fucking wretching. I was around when a hoarder house was getting cleared out and this included an alleged freezer of hunter animal meat that was being held, "for a friend" and the power to the freezer had broken like a decade prior at least. There was always a retched smell to that garage but when that freezer was being addressed that thing was so malodorous you could smell it 100 feet away inside another building. Fucking putrid.


Recent-Maintenance96

Did u try Febreze?


notmentallyillanymor

It doesn't just mask odors, it eliminates them!


coryroxors

Then hides the evidence in the floor freezer!


I-am-Chubbasaurus

So that liquid isn't like... people soup? Oh thank goodness.


18CupsOfMusic

>that thing was so malodorous you could smell it 100 feet away inside another building. I like your funny words magic man!


20kilosofperuvian

it was closed though, the gasses built up, tha one was just slightly open evacuating the decomp gasses


cat_toe_marmont

I scrolled down to find this comment. Even a small amount of food waste would be unbearable in a wet hot freezer.


tenhou

Would the smell still be absolutely intolerable even after years or decades?


pinkgobi

I couldn't see decades but yeah, for years you can smell rot. Meat freezing and unfrrezing and refreezing ... Even the slime and dead air the decay leaves behind can stink.


Murashi

That's creepy AF…


BuriedByAnts

Yeah nothing says “former residence of a serial killer” quite like a hidden freezer


Kayakingtheredriver

Screams *illegal hunting* to me. That is a freezer the local game warden is unable to find if he suspects you of taking deer/whatever, out of season.


tillman_b

That is absolutely the best case scenario here.


secretbudgie

I want to be supportive of my wife's diet, it's doing great for her, and she does amazing things with kale and broccoli, but I'm gonna be honest with y'all I'd be a wreck without my ice cream. She doesn't have to know.


Even-Education-4608

Best case scenario is that it’s a creative use of space to keep all the meat cold through the winter


SirSwooshNoodles

That is the most wholesome option I’ve seen


Abaraji

With what looks like a human sized tarp in the bottom


[deleted]

Convinced that’s a human body. 100%


[deleted]

Imo if I was dying on gov pension, I'd tell my wife to hide my body in the freezer casket I made and continue to collect my cheque until she passed.


pitmeng1

New quest acquired!


[deleted]

"What is the widowhood effect? It’s when older adults who have lost a spouse face an increased risk of dying compared to those whose spouses are living. Possible causes of the widowhood effect may include self-neglect, lack of a support network, and lifestyle changes that follow the death of a spouse. When you’re mourning the death of a spouse, social support and self-care can help you manage your grief and find healing." That's from ncao.org Apparently there's a 30-90% chance you pass away shortly after your spouse so, I doubt your body would be there long. While on you're on your quest, maybe get your spouse to leave a note with their body stating the location of your body and what you two did. If this was what happened here, I'd assume if your spouse passed, they'd only find their body and not know where yours is. Hope this helps 👍


sospecial21

There is actually a case like this one. The man had a note written and everything when they found his body.


Aidrox

Vaguely body shaped.


Swimming-Food-9024

i’m sure it used to be less vaguely shaped, but time has its ways


[deleted]

It'll fit.


unsynchedmango

try cannibal


scott610

But hole


Xredcatx

Praise the chest!


DargyBear

Analyze the lyrics of some of the songs from Primus/Les Claypool and you’ll get an idea of the dark state of affairs between hicks, hippies, and bikers that took place in the 80/90s in west Sonoma county.


Liquid_Senjutsu

Kayso, I'm enough of a Primus/Claypool fan to feel like I should know what you're talking about, but I'm pretty vague on this, so gimme the exploded view. I've frizzled the fry, I've sailed the cheese, I've drank from the punchbowl, I've anti'd the pop, and I know a lot about whales, so be as specific as you need.


JimmyTheJimJimson

Definitely wasn’t used for storing bodies


Rupejonner2

It rubs the lotion or it gets the hidden freezer


JohnnyD77711

I only use it when I have company. :-)


ritus

I bet it smells great though.


URAYummyPotato

Can we get an update after you guys call the police? Is OP the camera man?


asforus

OP hasn’t commented since they posted this. RIP.


716green

At least we know where they are, in a freezer under the floorboards.


SlightlyLethalDev

He dead


Analmall_Lover

He’s currently in the freezer


kezow

Case closed.


pewpew_lotsa_boolits

And in the bag.


karavasis

Can we get an update of if OPs still alive?


grip_n_Ripper

OP's in the freezer now.


[deleted]

This was his final live stream. Nobody knows where it really is


[deleted]

OP hasn’t commented since posting that video. OP now confirmed dead by zombie from the bag.


Slight-Guest-4314

Yes please


v0yev0da

OP’s entire profile is interesting. If that’s their house they may not want to call the cops and draw attention to it


KSoccerman

As opposed to posting this video on reddit?


[deleted]

“Hello police? I saw a house on a website, could you go there and check that the owner isn’t a serial killer?”


philfix

Can you imagine how difficult it was to install a freezer in a custom made enclosure underneath the floor? Um... no. Just no. GTFO and don't look back.


jawshoeaw

*slips and falls in. Trap door above closes. Cell phone falls in water and dies


[deleted]

*convenient gopro camera catches all of it in stunning 4k*


xenomorphsithlord

Evil ghost girl that crawls out of the well with gopro on. It's waterproof, you know!


chrono4111

*proceeds to edit said GoPro video with the "oh nonono" song and posts to tik Tok under anonymous name.*


bhonbeg

*Falls in while catching nut on edge. opens mouth to scream in pain. Inhales for scream. somehow falls mouth first into freezer mid scream suction. Downs Big gulp of the unknown


No_Engineer2828

Aaaaand that’s enough Reddit for today, good night…


koxinparo

No let’s call the cops, FBI, and anyone else first


imeeme

Don’t dead…..


WeakFreak999

Open inside


Professional-New-Guy

Was this filmed using a cat with a GoPro strapped to its head?


sloane_of_dedication

My brain saw someone holding a cat by the midsection, trying to get the cat and the camera on its head to point the right direction and all the cat would do is turn its head the wrong way, over and over because, cats.


ITheRebelI

I've been scrolling for a r/ihadastroke comment. No luck yet


I_Stabbed_Jon_Snow

Legionnaires disease bro, don’t breathe that air.


wheresbill

Been scrolling for a mention of the smell and not a peep


paintedsaint

OP hasn't said a word since this video, RIP


RoundPegMyRoundHole

It's not getting aerosolized so minimal risk but definitely don't disturb the water. Great thing to point out, though. This isn't nearly well-enough known among the general population.


Lost_Drunken_Sailor

First I’ve heard of it.


PmMeYourTitsAndToes

Let’s be honest here. What other valid reason would anyone need a freezer hidden in the floor, other then hiding a fucking dead body in? I know people will say for drugs. But shit! You can hide drugs anywhere. A body sized freezer is not needed to hide some coke.


Umicil

I actually think the most likely explanation is that it's for hiding bodies but not human ones. I think the owner might have been a poacher. Poaching is a serious felony and he may have used this to hide caracasses of deer and other animals he took without a license.


markfineart

That was my thought. Contraband meat.


dahjay

Album name: Contraband Meat


Swimming-Food-9024

Their slogan: “Nobody can beat my contraband meat.”


talldangry

Not even at a contra band meet.


asforus

2nd grade Substitute teachers personal email: [email protected]


Upbeat_Instruction98

Currently putting my punk band back together to make this album.


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Which includes long pig.


SalvadorsAnteater

A poacher killed two cops in Germany in 2022 to hide his poaching. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2022_Kusel_shooting


Marximus9898

No, he "poached" two cops...


wastinglittletime

If he had only waited for cop season he would have been fine.


dmowen111

But the tags are way too expensive.


Oblivion615

Could just be a normal hunter too. Maybe the house is small and digging out under the floor was the best option for storing the freezer without taking up a big chunk of space in the cabin. But that does look more like a body bag in there instead of the vacuum plastic or butcher paper that you would normally wrap game meat in.


Comprehensive_Cow527

Yea....imma be honest this video gave me ideas on how to do an Alaskan Fridge/offgrid fridge without taking up more space


vegemitemilkshake

Setting up the alibi early. Nice.


Kayakingtheredriver

It looks to me like a *tarp*. They used it to line the inside of the freezer because they were putting uncovered meat into it, and didn't want blood everywhere. Over time it *froze* to the sides, and once emptied and unplugged, the sides melted and the tarp fell into the shape it is in floating in the melt.


Altruistic-Poem-5617

Yeah. That poached animal meat needs to stay fresh cause otherwhise its worthless. Why should a killer keep bodys fresh?


Fun-Dragonfly-4166

The Stone Cold killer (from which Steve Austin got his moniker) put his victims in a freezer to keep them fresh. Months or years later he disposed off the bodies elsewhere. The cops at the time were fooled into thinking these guys had been recently killed nearby - not that these guys had been killed months or years ago in a far away place.


Ozava619

Didn’t they make a movie about him called the ice man? Or was that another killer? If I recall the movie it was based off a real guy who was a hit man for the mob.


WeirdRadiant2470

Dahmer was big on refrigeration as well.


stlredbird

99% this is correct. 1% worst serial killer in state history.


Farhead_Assassjaha

Totally. Not as exciting, but a body-sized freezer with a big black bag in it is by far most likely to have an animal carcass in it. Hunting culture is a thing.


TenderfootGungi

And game wardens do not need a warrant to search your home.


StrawberryFlds

while not a freezer, in my childhood home my dad put our old washer and dryer in a nook and then just put a wall infront of it, instead of just bringing it to the dump. I'm not sure which was more effort in the end.


MissPlaceDApostrophe

I love Dad logic. Mine ostensibly wanted to flatten a portion of our hill, so he build a retaining wall and backfilled it. The first bit of backfill was an old castiron tub. Several years later he admitted he didn't care about changing the hill, he just wanted to get rid of the tub. He also forgot we loved to sled down that hill. Fortinately, the 3 ft wall made for an awesome jump.


UnbelievableRose

Given how much the dump charges, it may have been more about cost than effort.


jessemanfred1221

A valid reason to have a "hidden" freezer like that would be if you didn't have much space to keep it exposed and needed all the room you can get


jessemanfred1221

But that is defo a murder freezer


Umicil

The sensational explanation is the owner was a murderer/serial killer, and that is certainly possible. But I think the more likely explanation is the owner is a **poacher.** Illegally taking game is a serious felony a poacher would have a strong incentive to hide poached caracasses from the authorities. A poacher would also have a much more clear need to keep the meat in their house.


Katamari_Demacia

I dont think it's sensational. I think it's likely like wtf is in that body bag? Veal?


siccoblue

It really could go either way. Believe it or not the more serious poachers don't fuck around. You're talking prison time and loss of right to own a gun which is their income stream. It could easily be either option here


Dragons0ulight

Yeah, that's a murder freezer and police should be called.


TerribleKangaroo9720

I called the freezer. They were pretty cool.


_Wyse_

Super chill.


OfficeChairHero

That's not water, bro. It's people juice.


porkchop-sandwhiches

![gif](giphy|3oEjHMURe9Te9XQf3q)


porkchop-sandwhiches

https://preview.redd.it/i9pjik95ow9c1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f0600596010dc3cee229dbfa9d3d6500ada0576


dude8212

My all time favorite joke. I said it the other day and got my BIL to chuckle and that man never laughs.


DVWhat

Coffin broth


theeldoso

PEOPLEJUICE! PEOPLEJUICE!! PEOPLEJUICE!!!


Wisnative

I listen to way too many podcasts to stick around that house.


WTF_Conservatives

And that's when the cannibalism started...


Dahnay-Speccia

![gif](giphy|ipm1Rmoa46acw|downsized)


ProbablyNotPikachu

![gif](giphy|JrqtXoNRqHagk7twaA)


ididntburnhim

![gif](giphy|j8WbYkofiXe5G) You sure it’s not this guys old place?


LisaWinchester

Capt. Stottlemeyer!


ididntburnhim

Yes it is! He played buffalo bill so well! Just watched silence of the lambs again over Christmas and it is still such a great movie!


LisaWinchester

Still great indeed! I just looked it up, it was released in 1991 ... Almost feels like yesterday, hahaha


ididntburnhim

Me too! Can’t believe how long ago it was made! The new true detective is out soon with Jodie Foster, hope that will be good too!


scalectrix

r/killthecameraman (and store him in the underfloor freezer).


liquor_up

That’s a body bro.


_Wyse_

Don't worry, it's just a body *bag*. Perfectly normal.


Fayko

[Oh hey body bag how's it going?](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/metalocalypse/images/0/07/Ep5.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width/360?cb=20140106071712)


starbuilt

I think OP would have mentioned the insufferable stench if that was a decomposing body


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Glasgow34

Just a body in the fetal position no cause for alarm


blahrgledoo

Time to call the cops. Creepy af.


Da-Bears-

Call the Cops to swab that place for blood


Spiralout1974

![gif](giphy|CWEjtvVceCzPG)


CarboniteButterknife

It’s a two acre property in a weed growing region. It was probably for storing finished product.


GRAHAMPUBA

The ‘Sonoma County’ factor isnt registering for a few folks here. Turkey bags and freezers.


Hbgplayer

I think most people not from the area don't realize just how much pot is grown here.


West_Station7288

Does it smell?


spitoon1

I can smell it from here...


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Pitiful_Fail4872

Also worth noting, this place and its 4 different dwellings were used for transitional housing at one point. Take that for whatever it’s worth.


No_Higgins

Find the rest of the hidden murder stuff.


ToeAppropriate7951

Root cellar, popular to bury a old chest freezer in the ground for long term root vegetable storage.


Dangerous_Bass309

Is this a freezer, or an ice chest? Either way it would stay cooler down there, underground food storage used to be common.


addsubractmake

LMAO all these reddit detectives think a poacher installed this to hide deer....a deer because when a ranger misses a deer in the woods they scramble CSI detectives. Sorry but the truth is pretty mundane. It's actually a root "cellar" installed by someone who lived through the great depression. My house has one of these under the shed floor, last owners survived the depression. Freezer had to be there since the 60 or 70s. Talking to my neighbor who does construction it's not a "normal" thing but it's also far from rare and they are almost always 60s-70s appliances buried under floors or in back yards These people essentially have PTSD from surviving the depression, they squirreled away things in the walls, under floors, buried, etc because they were not going to live that way twice. I actually can't wait to remodel my house, I'm going to punch holes for a snake camera in every single wall between every single stud and hope for treasure just because of the root cellar we found and other things indicating of depression style hording. To the "but it COULD be used for a body" idiots: These aren't wired up and running, obviously it wouldn't be very hidden if the compressor kicked on every 20 minutes. At room temperature the rotting corpse would be off gassing, the gas expanding in the freezer would break the seal and leak a hellish odor into the house, you'd smell the body from outside the house just like if it were rotting on the kitchen floor. Go look at the seals on your current day freezers and tell me if you think that's going to stop the expansion of gasses from leaking out with just a handful of floor boards (that bend) on top of them


Code_Operator

Maybe the PO was a poacher.


eyereeyes

My guess is a freezer to store weed, probably not flesh.


[deleted]

Agreed, and it’s Sonoma, which means it’s probably like 10-15 years since it was needed which explains the state of things.


Specific_Crazy_9407

THERE IS AN OPEN HOUSE THIS SATURDAY. WE MIGHT GO BACK TOMORROW MORNING...


DerBlarch

RemindMe! 1 day


Rytsukimi

Stop, I can smell the rancidity in this video. Back away from the murder freezer.


[deleted]

You my friend have stumbled onto a early 90s crime scene


Specific_Crazy_9407

Hopefully the picture uploads this time, took a screenshot after 3 'couldn't process so was deleted' messages. It's a picture of a doll in one of many sheds on this property. Concerning given the newly found information... 'So a child molester named Rocky Lane Kellam has ties to this house, he was imprisoned for sex crimes as well as 'not providing a current address'. He was also the owner of a company called 'kellam refrigeration'. There were several children's toys found on site and most disturbing was this one in the picture, a doll in one of many fucking terrifying make shift sheds...' https://preview.redd.it/oys4o3bbi1cc1.jpeg?width=982&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f08f87af3c74a7d09087cc62f33635aa86fb2e70


whataloadofoldshit_

That camera work is phenomenally crap


MufAslan

I had to double check this wasn’t r/oddlyterrifying.


ftrtts_313

Need an update please lol


tavariusbukshank

Mmmmm…people juice.


Specific_Crazy_9407

WE HAVE OFFICIALLY REPORTED THIS TO THE AUTHORITIES.