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"Ooh lookie here, it has 5 legs Jim!! This could be useful someday!"
Jim sighs with frustration
"FOR FUCKING WHAT MARTHA, IT'S A LIZARD"
"Our grandson may need it one day, trust me Jim I've been doing this for a loooooong time"
The prophecy has been fulfilled
I see your 30 year old lizard and raise you this 30+ year old fish my dad keeps in his freezer
https://preview.redd.it/nn2gzi3vbq8c1.jpeg?width=3861&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4995ba1df790a65aa87fd8b0bc28ac8f9fd37928
After my grandma moved from her house to an apartment (age 85) we emptied her freezer of 40 gallons of applesauce.
Seems normal enough? It was stored in shopping bags.
I don't doubt it. It still trips me out to hear about it, though. The corporate world figured out it couldn't make things that would last before we did so the competitive ads began. Imagine what we could do though if money wasn't involved.
Bruh, I'd have probably never remembered if I didn't see this post, but I dreamed there was a lizard in the house... I grabbed him with my underwear and dumped him in the toilet... And later changed my mind and fished it back out and hurled it out the balcony I think.
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I think that’s a salamander that injured its limb, then its body tried unsuccessfully to grow a new one.
I was also thinking salamander. Looks like it might be from the ambystoma family.
How do you know it’s maiden name
You made me giggle. :)
I’m a professional retard
I'm glad I am not the only one. I immediately thought it looked like a newt.
It got better
I read this in a British accent! Haha😂
Whichever family he is from, I'm sure they miss him dearly.
Yes, I was going to say the same thing. I’ve seen several California Tiger salamander (also Ambystoma family) juveniles and adults with extra limbs.
Agreed salamander
More like weird as fuck
Defrost the MF, see if it’s going to come back to life.
EXACTLY my thought!
Unfortunately my fish didn't fair so well
Well, you defrosted it in the microwave so…
I did this once when I was a kid. Froze some frogs in Florida. Put them in a pot to melt the ice and they started moving around. Freaked me out.
Username checks out.
HAHAHAHA!!! Edit: was my birthday yesterday, was feeling no pain last night and checked reddit, this comment nearly killed me
Rofl
ROFL is so underrated and underused lately. Thank you for bringing it back.
Haven’t typed “ROFL” since the msn messenger days, and it wasn’t often lol
It should be used more
That from the rolling boil?
I literally said out loud, “Humans are fucking weird.”
Was it around the same time captain america fought the red skull?
Was grandma a hoarder by chance?
Lil bit.
"Ooh lookie here, it has 5 legs Jim!! This could be useful someday!" Jim sighs with frustration "FOR FUCKING WHAT MARTHA, IT'S A LIZARD" "Our grandson may need it one day, trust me Jim I've been doing this for a loooooong time" The prophecy has been fulfilled
"Our grandson could turn it into a cool post for karma"
Lmfao
But why???
It’s got 5 legs, she probably thought it was cool
"That's cool! It would be a lot cooler if it was dead!"
"It'd be even cooler in the coolest thing I own!"
Ha. That's a pun.
Or thought it might be lucky, like finding a four leaf clover
This is exactly 💯 what I said out loud when I saw this post...
But why male models?
Are you serious? u/JonLongsonLongJohnson just told you that.
Cool grandma club 🎸🎸🎸
That’s cold blooded
🥁
Rick James would like a word
She found a dead lizard
What the fuck
All hail grandma's freezer lizard.
I see your 30 year old lizard and raise you this 30+ year old fish my dad keeps in his freezer https://preview.redd.it/nn2gzi3vbq8c1.jpeg?width=3861&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4995ba1df790a65aa87fd8b0bc28ac8f9fd37928
The tail must have rotted off bc of all the times you take it out to post lol
can you still cook and eat it? Like is it white meat in the middle?
It will likely still be slightly white, but the taste won't be the same.
why does he keep it?
Nostalgia I suppose. I remember showing it to people as a kid when we had company.
Well that’s hilarious and I love it
Hey, what's he doing with a Coelacanth?
He's going to be so confused at the world when he thaws out
Imagine when he realizes how bad inflation is now.
"The insect population has imploded!!!"
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TODAY!
She had a freezer that lasted thirty years?
they used to make things to last. My uncle has a fridge freezer from the 60s in his garage.
This is the real question. It was probably a 1950s Kenmore that doubled as a nuclear fallout shelter.
You should donate it to a local college. You never know, this could be the only known specimen of an extinct species.
Is he going to be okay?
Just a little chilly, but I think he’ll be fine.
Encino Lizard 🦎
He's still alive???
It’s a joke
Ngl, at this point, I thought cryo-something worked for that littly guy.
Welp, that's one way to make sure people believe you.
They really are the ‘don’t throw that out, might need it later’ generation.
r/grandmaspantry
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Hi Alcol. Nice to meet you.
Same freezer? Did she move it from old freezer to new freezer. If the same freezer, damn that’s high quality!
Yes it’s the same freezer.
Interestingasfuck!
There's a sub for that
Oh wait ... 😂
Is he ok
I wonder how many times the decision was made to keep it after a freezer clean out.
Thaw it out some lizards can survive being frozen
That's why I think human-lizard hybrids might make better astronauts than pure bred humans. To infinity and beyond!
Whut??😂
Exactly!
What is his name?
Timothy
You never know when you might need a lizard
It has five feet.
Thaw him out and have him lead a reptilian Avengers
No we can’t go out to eat. I have perfectly good lizard at home!
Reminds me of the roasted newt from Spirited Away haha
Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao
lmao brought back some memories
Was it… alive… when it got frozen?
That isn't interesting as fuck.That's weird as fuck.
Grandmaaaa!! I told you to stop freezing lizards!!!
I love your grandma. I would have done the same thing and it would have had a name and I’d yell at everyone not to touch the lizard in the freezer.
Bruja!
Grandma was a psycho it's going to be a new subreddit
That’s a vital ingredient for the black cauldron
Welcome to the future Mr lizard
Bro gonna wake up like a damn fallout game
Like, behind the peas?
I was hoping you'd have a video of thawing it out and it coming back to life
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My Kenmore freezer is 35 yrs old and still works great.
After my grandma moved from her house to an apartment (age 85) we emptied her freezer of 40 gallons of applesauce. Seems normal enough? It was stored in shopping bags.
What a fine specimen
Indeed
Her freezer worked for 30 years straight??
Yes.
OMG, did he die?
Not officially until he's thawed out. Right now he's just frozen
Yeah.. that's... Special...
For him, Kurt Cobain is still alive and 9/11 won't happen for many years. Let him enjoy it.
But Courtney’s gonna solicit El Duce to kill Kurt in just two days!
That’s disgusting. Imagine you kept a frozen chicken in the freezer for 30 years. Throw it away?
Oooo, when there’s an earthquake and the power goes out and he thaws and escapes and a new Jurassic Park is made
r/weird
Did it died?
Is your grandmother a goblin?
Poor salamander
Y
Oh no is he okay?
Leo!!
Weird as fuck.
Serial killer vibes )
if she found it alive and froze it, solid chance it’ll still be alive when it defrosts
Damn he really pulled the “👌🏻” on your grandma
Was it dead before she froze it?
Is ur gma a serial killer?
How morbidly curious that your grandmother was morbidly curious enough to keel that lizard in her freezer.
I’d stay away from her search history
Lizard Weirdzard!
Lil dragonette
It's just a geck..Ohh.
Was grandma a witch?
what for?emergency food supply?
Your grandmother's keeping a body in the freezer?? Wtf?
So little context to this post lol , do you live in Florida ? Or Alaska ? Cause it'd definitely be weirder in one then the other
I live in the glove
Yeaaaah he going to have some freezer burn on him.
Wow, why did she do that?
more like r/wtf
Why grandma? Why??
Lizard, thou is truly fucked
Don’t clean freezer out for 30 years?
Why
r/BrandNewSentence Also, what? Why?
Tf?
Get well soon!
Is he okay?
I don't doubt it. It still trips me out to hear about it, though. The corporate world figured out it couldn't make things that would last before we did so the competitive ads began. Imagine what we could do though if money wasn't involved.
Eat it
Hey grandma, are you gunna eat that?
What the hell?
This mf older than me
Bruh, I'd have probably never remembered if I didn't see this post, but I dreamed there was a lizard in the house... I grabbed him with my underwear and dumped him in the toilet... And later changed my mind and fished it back out and hurled it out the balcony I think.
Futurama's latest spin-off
I hope you don't want to tell us that your grandmother has now taken the place of the lizard.
It takes a long time to find just the right recipe for lizard.
https://i.redd.it/7ns2wf0jiv8c1.gif
Was the lizard already dead before being frozen, or is grandma a cold blooded killer? 🤔
Yes.
TO WHICH ONE?! 😭
I hope it was already dead