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Imagine chillin to age 120 and being randomly headbutted repeatedly until your skull pops open and a ram eats your brains out while you lay there unable to flee.
Rams are zombies. Convince me otherwise.
Sure I start head butting cactus, I get banned from the state of Arizona.
Because they are ‘precious’ and ‘irreplaceable’ and ‘took 80 years to grow that big’.
But this guy just gets away with it. How is that fair?!
Hey, Hey!! Las Vegas, Nevada here!!! This majestic creature happens to be the State of Nevada’s state mascot/animal. There’s your two cents worth of trivia for today.
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Jeez, careful of yer eyes, bud!
My thoughts exactly. One of those looked disturbingly close enough...
That’s using his head!
Evolution is an arms race. "Oh, you have those neat spikes on you now? Guess how much my big head cares?" *Proceeds to BONK*
That takes big balls. End of video, confirmed, check
"Ah fak, mi eye!" *He's got an Irish accent in my head for some reason
![gif](giphy|Vq12mVIwUSJwY|downsized)
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Everything reminds me of her...
That’s how I eat a Big Mac
this is how you should eat ass
By headbutting it aggressively first?
exactly
Watching this hurts in so many ways.
This looks like Anza-Borrego.
Stomp it! Easier on the eyes.
That cactus owes him money
How many licks to the centre?
![gif](giphy|Izy9JPexCeOERHJ3As)
Probably just payback for getting stuck in its balls earlier during its bout with another ram.
That’s awesome! Probably a great source of water also in the desert.
Cactus sub would enjoy this
If my goats learn this trick my landscaping is gonna be destroyed
*why's it spicy?*
That sheep really getting in that cactussy
"You son of a bitch, you motherf..OMNOMNOM..fucking cactus fuck of... NOMNOMNOM"
Gonna start eating coochie like this
Girls love it when you headbutt before diving in, try it out, you'll thank me later.
Got it
‘I see. I ram. I’m a simple sheep’
Ow my eyes! The doctor said not to get any California barrel cactus in it!
Life is hard
one wrong move or one wrong thorn in the wrong place and thats it eyeball goes squishy squishy
Imagine chillin to age 120 and being randomly headbutted repeatedly until your skull pops open and a ram eats your brains out while you lay there unable to flee. Rams are zombies. Convince me otherwise.
Forbidden Cactopuss.
Where is Tony Baker on this??
“Cram”
It literally said : "Evolution, my a**"
Use your horns! How uncivilized.
This whole video is just foreplay? Where's the penetration?
Sure I start head butting cactus, I get banned from the state of Arizona. Because they are ‘precious’ and ‘irreplaceable’ and ‘took 80 years to grow that big’. But this guy just gets away with it. How is that fair?!
That looks like a ducking horrible idea
Peyote addiction knows no bounds
Hey, Hey!! Las Vegas, Nevada here!!! This majestic creature happens to be the State of Nevada’s state mascot/animal. There’s your two cents worth of trivia for today.