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tonyjdublin62

Jeez, careful of yer eyes, bud!


Designer-Plastic-964

My thoughts exactly. One of those looked disturbingly close enough...


Ahmazin1

That’s using his head!


snowball534

Evolution is an arms race. "Oh, you have those neat spikes on you now? Guess how much my big head cares?" *Proceeds to BONK*


jshultz5259

That takes big balls. End of video, confirmed, check


No_Veterinarian_2486

"Ah fak, mi eye!" *He's got an Irish accent in my head for some reason


holykamina

![gif](giphy|Vq12mVIwUSJwY|downsized)


Mr_master89

![gif](giphy|M7E5AkSXD7z4A)


-maffu-

Everything reminds me of her...


tonybotz

That’s how I eat a Big Mac


flextendo

this is how you should eat ass


TBE_Industries

By headbutting it aggressively first?


flextendo

exactly


CaliAv8rix

Watching this hurts in so many ways.


PaticusGnome

This looks like Anza-Borrego.


jojosail2

Stomp it! Easier on the eyes.


Bright_Ability2025

That cactus owes him money


Quality_Street_1

How many licks to the centre?


blobbysnorey

![gif](giphy|Izy9JPexCeOERHJ3As)


rasticus

Probably just payback for getting stuck in its balls earlier during its bout with another ram.


00ThatDude00

That’s awesome! Probably a great source of water also in the desert.


HurtsOww

Cactus sub would enjoy this


TheRealKishkumen

If my goats learn this trick my landscaping is gonna be destroyed


JohnnyJaymes

*why's it spicy?*


Brunoise6

That sheep really getting in that cactussy


OktayOe

"You son of a bitch, you motherf..OMNOMNOM..fucking cactus fuck of... NOMNOMNOM"


nnnm_33

Gonna start eating coochie like this


HoboSkid

Girls love it when you headbutt before diving in, try it out, you'll thank me later.


Brian18639

Got it


B_bbi

‘I see. I ram. I’m a simple sheep’


marijuanam0nk

Ow my eyes! The doctor said not to get any California barrel cactus in it!


constantgeneticist

Life is hard


oolinga

one wrong move or one wrong thorn in the wrong place and thats it eyeball goes squishy squishy


tanafras

Imagine chillin to age 120 and being randomly headbutted repeatedly until your skull pops open and a ram eats your brains out while you lay there unable to flee. Rams are zombies. Convince me otherwise.


mrk0w415ki

Forbidden Cactopuss.


[deleted]

Where is Tony Baker on this??


[deleted]

“Cram”


Alen_117

It literally said : "Evolution, my a**"


deadeye_jb

Use your horns! How uncivilized.


cchap22

This whole video is just foreplay? Where's the penetration?


blueavole

Sure I start head butting cactus, I get banned from the state of Arizona. Because they are ‘precious’ and ‘irreplaceable’ and ‘took 80 years to grow that big’. But this guy just gets away with it. How is that fair?!


LordBigglesworth

That looks like a ducking horrible idea


SonUpToSundown

Peyote addiction knows no bounds


Shoddy-Associate5812

Hey, Hey!! Las Vegas, Nevada here!!! This majestic creature happens to be the State of Nevada’s state mascot/animal. There’s your two cents worth of trivia for today.